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Phones / Re: SIM Validation: MTN Apologises To Subscribers by Psamuelle(m): 7:43am On Sep 05, 2015
This is just meaningless cos I see no reason for them to make costumers suffer for there own mistakes and ineptitude... All the affected sims had been duly registered only for them to wake up one day to issue threats to subscribers... Well I believe there cup of transgressions will soon overflow... Nonsense
TV/Movies / Re: 19 Movie Continuity Mistakes(photos) by Psamuelle(m): 7:02am On Sep 16, 2014
Also in Xmen, the last stand, when Professor charles xavier n Magneto went to recruit Jean, the professor could walk bt accordin to the end of xmen 1st class,which suppossedly happened b4 the last stand, he was paralysed... I don't hv the pix though bt if u've seen it, u'd know...
Forum Games / Re: Test Your Intelligence With These Three Pictures. by Psamuelle(m): 11:16pm On Sep 12, 2014
This aint a test of intelligence joor... These re optical illusions... I expected some puzzle

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NYSC / Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by Psamuelle(m): 12:20am On Sep 06, 2014
Pls do we hv a whatsapp or bbm group? If we already do, the admins, I want in... If we don't, drop ur contacts so one will be created
Btw, mine is 08039420166... And 27B7E495...
NYSC / Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by Psamuelle(m): 9:03pm On Sep 04, 2014
GeniusBen:
Ama reporting live from camp and I'm done with ma registration and I've gotten by bicycle allowance and local transport allowance total of N2,500. abeg make everybody dey ball in camp I'm from d south south. dat geo political wahala no wwork. As regards tins wey dem need for camp. (i). 7 pasport fotograph (ii) original call up letter... no fotocopy needed. (iii) ur school I'd card (iv) ur bank details if u are able to get sort code cool if u cldnt get one no probs. (v) ur origina statement of result. (vi) 2 fotocopies of ur statement of results. just two copies. dats all u need... N/B: don't come to camp with load or boxes whatever... as soon as u re don with ur registration u re to return back to where u come from. and to come collect PPA letter on 22nd. I hope dis piece of info would be helpful.
Tnx a lot... The info is invaluable. Can't wait to see y'all... In the meantime, I'm coming to camp from nsukka on saturday... halla 08039420166 via whatsapp or call. I pray you all re as interestin as you sound

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NYSC / Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by Psamuelle(m): 7:45pm On Aug 24, 2014
Wow, I didn't knw this thread existed... Was tinkin of creatin one. I see ya'll hv made acquitances, anyway, itz nice... Mayb we'll organize our own camp fire dt day...
Politics / Re: N20m Controversy: Charly Boy Disgraces Okorocha Atoputa’s Burial by Psamuelle(m): 7:16am On Jun 28, 2014
Source?
Nairaland / General / IN Τ̣̣ђё Mornings, Do You Brush. Your Teeth Before Or After Breakfast? by Psamuelle(m): 6:24am On Dec 17, 2013
Well tHIs hAs been a subject of deBate btw a lot of pple reCENtlY n I tot to share It Wit ya'll ANd sample randOm opInioNs. PerSonally, I brush ma teeth after breakfast aNd trust me itz like killIng 2 bIrds wit one stone. SOme might argue Ƌ̲̣̣̣̥a̶̲̥̅̊τ it's nt hygIenIc bt I works 4 me.
Phones / His Bold4 Keeps Rebooting, What Should He Do? by Psamuelle(m): 6:56pm On Dec 14, 2013
Fone experts in the house, I just got a 'london used' bold 4 about 2 months ago and recently the fone has been acting up. It reboots wheNever I play musIc via the earpiece and τ̣̣ђё stuff is really disHeartening. I don't knw if thIs phenomenon is common with other users of the fone. NLers, pls advice.
Health / Re: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by Psamuelle(m): 9:55am On Dec 03, 2013
Elijah348: hmm this is..[size=80pt] Who Wants To Be A Millionier (Nairaland edition) [/size]
Itz millionaire
Entertainment / Which Radio Stations Are Psychologically Attached To? by Psamuelle(m): 1:33pm On Nov 25, 2013
I don't knOw if this happens to everyone, I kinda prefer some StAtions over others irrespective of their program at a particular time. Even when I'm listening to another station, I get this feeling that ♍Ɣ 'fAvourite' station is doing something better. Anyways, for me, the stations, in a hierarchical order are
RAy power
CapitAl fm
Cool fm
Wa ZO Bia fm
BrillA etc
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Silly Mistakes Job Seekers Make by Psamuelle(m): 5:43pm On Nov 17, 2013
tobiflink: Thanks, but one thing, why did you type CVs as CV's?

Mr knw all, I can see U̶̲̥̅̊ re very perfect. Op U̶̲̥̅̊ re on point joor esp no 10.
Romance / Re: Pls Help! He Needs Your Advice!!!!!! by Psamuelle(m): 10:07am On Nov 08, 2013
Τ̣̣ђё guy is a fool 4 sendin her packin @ a ttime like dis. It's painful but since she is his wife, he shud bring her back n stop cryiN over spilt milk. That someone went there b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ doesn't chaNge τ̣̣ђё taste. He shud tank God Ƌ̲̣̣̣̥a̶̲̥̅̊τ they re still alive cos it could have been worse.
Technology Market / Re: You Must See Dis Z10 Andriod Price by Psamuelle(m): 8:32am On Nov 07, 2013
Like seriousLy?? WhR re U̶̲̥̅̊?
Music/Radio / Re: Tiwa Savage Ft. Don Jazzy - Eminado [officialvideo] by Psamuelle(m): 10:10am On Nov 05, 2013
Ftc... I hope I'm ryt
Nairaland / General / At What Times Of The Day Are Nigerian Roads Busiest? by Psamuelle(m): 10:01am On Nov 05, 2013
Hello Nairalanders, I was coming back from ♍Ɣ place of work yeserday evening and it took me about 2hrs to get home, a distance that is nt more than 20 mins drive on a free way. This morning, the same thing happened on my way to work and I kept on wondering, at what times are Nigerian roads busiest?
A) mornings
B) afternoons
C) evenings
D) others(specify)
Romance / Keys To Ensure A Sussessful Relationship by Psamuelle(m): 2:50pm On Oct 22, 2013
A wise man doesn't learn from his mistakes alone, but from that of other people also. It is said that you don't know what you have until you lose it. Some people might argue that the converse of this statement is also true but the former is a more painful truth especially when you lose someone you cherish because of carefreeness and ineptitude. If you re in a relationship, or re hoping to go into one, there re a few things you must know especially if you want it to have the usual happy endings.
MEN:
1. PROFESS LOVE
If you love ur woman, say it to her. Women re very delicate creatures. They never get tired of hearing those 3 words. It doesn't just make them happy, it also reassures them that you re actually theirs. The moment you stop professing your love to your woman, a lot of things creep into their heads, they ask lots of questions and consequently begin to doubt your love.
2. BE YOURSELF
A woman knows when you re 'forming'. It's in their nature to know and observe. The moment you start living a lie cos of a woman, they almo$t always know but they hesitate to burst your bubble because some part of them actually want ur lies to be true. Trust me, she doesn't have to know everything(@ once) but she wants to knw and make sure anything you tell her is the truth. Their memory is retentive and you'll be amazed at how much they can remember. So be careful what you say to them.
3. BE SPONTANEOUS:
One of the things that undermines a relationship is stereotype. You don't have to do the same thing, in the same place because it worked once. Try new things. Spontaneity in a relationship is being unpredictable. Don't ever lose the element of surprise. It makes the whole thing interesting and keeps you strategically ahead.
4. COMMUNICATION
It's said that two people can't live together unless they agree and they can't agree if they don't communicate. As a matter of fact, the importance of commuicatio in a relatioship cannnot be over emphasized. If you re offended or re hurting from the actions or inactions of our partner, call her, sit dow and discuss. They might not knw that you actually feel bad if you don't commuicate. Lack of communication actually breeds contempt and trust me, you don't want that in your relationship.
5. DO NOT ASSUME
Assumption has destroyed many relatioships. Do not assume that your partner is fine, holdd her and find out for yourself, do not assume that she has all she needs, once in a while, buy her gifts. Donot assume you re the only one good enough for her, cos she could easily be another man's, do not assume that she is to call you, call her, do not assume that you've said all there is to say to her, trust me there is far more to say, than can ever be said.
6. TREAT HER
Take her out to some dinner, show her to the world, complimet her in front of your friends and hers, make her feel like a woman. The moment a woman senses that you re ashamed to be seen with her in public, your 'love' for her is questionable.
7. BE MAGNANIMOUS
You don't have to earn 6 figures, drive a Range Rover sport, or own a house in VI to be able to spend on her. If you can't give to her when you have little, you won't be able to when you make the cover of Forbes magazine. A woman knows this. It doesn't matter if she earns more than you, do the little you can, if she loves you, it will mean a lot to her.

LADIES
I haven't really studied much bout the ladies but I'm sure the following applies.
1. CUT YOUR MAN SOME SLACK
Your man will always look good and you shouldn't feel he is trying to impress someone else. Trust me, hee does that primarily to make you proud of him and boost his self esteem. If your man doesn't call you, it's not cos he is calling someone else, call him and trust me, your phone won't break. If your man is working late, it is for things to get better. It is very important that you 'work with your man' and find some way to understand him. We have a lot in our minds and could easily get distracted.
2. MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE THE MAN
Men are very egoistic(no offences). In whatever you do, do not hurt a man's ego. Make him feel like Clark Kent, make him know he is in charge, be 'weak' so he would feel strong, show him that you appreciate the little things he does, call him just to have him call you. Believe me, if U̶̲̥̅̊ understand the male psyche, you can always be sure that your man will be yours.
3. DRESS WELL
Your man is proud to see U̶̲̥̅̊ all dresses to kill. He brags wwit you among his friends. When you re around him, he won't let go. He'll be willing to take you out and show the world you re his.
4. DO NOT NAG
There is nothing that men hates more than a nagging spouse. For Christ's sake, he just had a busy day, the least you can do is allow him have his rest and sleep peacefully.

I hope this helps someone...
Phones / Re: Tecno S3 Features And Specifications by Psamuelle(m): 10:22pm On Sep 29, 2013
Hmmmm... Nice, bt wetin I go do my bb grin
Religion / Is It Wrong To Go To A Bar With The Bible? by Psamuelle(m): 9:55pm On Sep 01, 2013
I was in some bar chilling and to my utmost surprise, saw a biG bible on some dude's table. I felt indifferent at first but on a second thought I felt he has his reasons... So I kept on thinking, are his feeelings justifiable?
Romance / Re: Valentine Gifts You Wont Give To Your Girlfriend by Psamuelle(m): 11:27pm On Feb 08, 2013
na half mudu of sawa garri na
Family / Re: Are You Sticking To Your New Year Resolutions? by Psamuelle(m): 11:06pm On Jan 07, 2013
I have just one n so far itz still on track... I hope it lingers, 4 ma sake grin

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