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Travel / Re: German Citizenship For Nigerians Wey Don Japa by pseudonomer: 4:44pm On Feb 14, 2022
Keinbock:

Step by Step on how i got my german citizenship after 3 years.

2017- i got married to a german citizen
2018( march)- i moved to germany
2018 (june) - started german course (A2).
From "´2018-2019 I learnt German o C2 level.
2018 (okt)- I did a 450 Euro job. for 3 months.
2020 (jan). I got a real job in the finance sector
2021 (march) I applied for german citizenship
2021 (july). Igot my citizenship.

The requirements were the marriage certificate, tax information and the person should be a minimum of 1490 (Netto) after tax.
Your application will be expedited if you meet the 1490 Euro threshold.

Nothing here bro, nothing. And this is 4 years.
Travel / Re: German Citizenship For Nigerians Wey Don Japa by pseudonomer: 4:42pm On Feb 14, 2022
Keinbock:


yes i got married to German citizen.
The only way to get a german citizen after 3 years is when you marry a german citizen.
Otherwise, you can get your citizenship after 6-7 years.

So what is special about what you are saying... it is an open secret. Even people do marriage contracts to get it. And it doesn't make sense to advise people to get involved in marriage scams for citizenship. Because getting married for the sole purpose of citizenship is probably a scam.

I initially thought you were trying to propose a legal way around this.

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TV/Movies / Re: Suggest Love Movies To Watch With Partner On Valentine's Day by pseudonomer: 1:43pm On Feb 14, 2022
Saw 3
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by pseudonomer: 3:24pm On Feb 08, 2022
Evalsam92:

Well I go with that they can always do a check on it, they have connections with the foreigners office….I feel it should fly.

Good luck in trying. Let me know how it turns out.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by pseudonomer: 10:08am On Feb 08, 2022
Evalsam92:


Ok thanks a lot he told me due to restrictions in Germany he’s unable to get appointments at the foreigners office so instead he sent a cover letter and a copy of his statement of account and salary slip…will that fly

No, I guess.
Travel / Re: German Citizenship For Nigerians Wey Don Japa by pseudonomer: 2:18pm On Feb 06, 2022
You got married to German citizen, I supposed.

Aside getting married to a German, can you please explain how is possible to get citizenship in 3 years?

I will wait patiently for your response.

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Family / Re: How To Know If A Man Wants Only Sex by pseudonomer: 1:36pm On Feb 03, 2022
ValCon888:
I have a question madam OP. I'm not trying to be rude or derail your thread. Please just answer this one question:

WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY THING YOU WOMEN HAVE TO OFFER IS SEX?

As a man who's immune to the sexual advances of Nigerian women, you entitled lots do not impress me.

It's not about getting a job or making your own money. It's about changing your mentality.

Nigerian women are mentally screwed.

I agreed 100%, based on the mentality towards stress. Not just Nigerians, Africans majorly.
Romance / Re: Mason Greenwood Is Innocent by pseudonomer: 1:04pm On Feb 03, 2022
KenghisKhan:
God always has a way of vindicating the innocent.

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Romance / Re: Mason Greenwood Is Innocent by pseudonomer: 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
I can speak from my own experience
A white girl tried to set me up back in 2012
She came to visit us but started behaving bad forcing us to tell her to leave our apartment.

She refused to leave, so we drag her out of the house. Meanwhile as we were dragging her outside she was hitting us and assaultung us with objects. Once she was outside she started breaking our door and yelling that we raped her.
this blonde girl started punching her face!! To make it look like it was us that punch her.
She then took out her phone to take picture of her face with blood on her lips.
One of my guy then ran out to stop her from doing that then she started videoing him saying he is one of them help me help me.
The guy out of anger tries to collect the phone.
To stop her from recording him. And she made it look like he is attacking her.

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Romance / Re: Mason Greenwood Is Innocent by pseudonomer: 12:10pm On Feb 03, 2022
dollynnn:
undecided
When you left the ladies of your kind and went after white ladies,what were you expecting?

Even ladies of your kind can do the same.

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Sports / Re: Mbappe to leave on a free transfer, reach agreement with Real Madrid by pseudonomer: 1:11pm On Jan 31, 2022
They should have accepted the offer from Madrid.

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Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda’s 26th Birthday Party: Wizkid, Zlatan, Others Attend (Video) by pseudonomer: 6:32pm On Jan 28, 2022
kenzysmith:
This Bella , lil kesh,olamide,potable songa na noise for my ears I wonder how people listen to their songs na so so noise I dey hear especially that lil kesh

You don’t listen to lyrics, Bella Shmurda is talented, this guy reminds me of Wande Coal…
Investment / Re: Who Else Is Affected By The Cryptó Crash? Share Your Experience (Meme) by pseudonomer: 10:26am On Jan 27, 2022
Michelle70:
Oga there is no advice like that.

The advice is, do not bet/gamble what u can't afford yo loose

Investment is almost like gambling, especially football bet, always know that you can always lose or win. In investment, even with years of experience and lots of research, government policies, pandemic and so on, can change things to be in your favour or not.

Crypto is the worst of all.
Travel / Re: Life In Germany: What Is It Like For Nigerians Who Migrated? by pseudonomer: 1:01am On Jan 27, 2022
erico2k2:

Ask very well those people never got the job with even 1st degree.As things start we have gone for graduate programs and masters training programs to make U i attractive.I did mechanical Enginering but this was not a requirement when I started.

I don’t understand a thing you said there. The argument is, I countered your statement of you claiming you wouldn’t need a minimum of bachelor degree for high end jobs, which is false. And I just checked, others did too.

What do you mean I should ask those people? Are you saying they got the jobs without having any degree? I still don’t get you.
Travel / Re: Life In Germany: What Is It Like For Nigerians Who Migrated? by pseudonomer: 11:47pm On Jan 26, 2022
erico2k2:

I'm a fluid Engineer.1st n 2nd degree in the UK.my current position was achieved via experience rather than qualifications.There is no way a fresh graduate or master degree holder can do what I do for over 15 years.
Yes I agree, companies prioritize experience, but with a minimum of bachelor degree in a normal scenario.

I asked because I believed if you are in the professional field, you wouldn’t say high end jobs doesn’t require a degree in Germany. My team leader has a PhD, and another lady has a PhD in the team, 80% of the employees have a masters degree and it’s an IT firm.

And again, in Germany experience is prioritized but with a minimum of bachelors degree for high end jobs, except if you have a PhD, then experience in the working field is usually waved.
Travel / Re: Life In Germany: What Is It Like For Nigerians Who Migrated? by pseudonomer: 12:09pm On Jan 26, 2022
erico2k2:

Wrong as how, plz show me one of them high end jobs that requires masters the way we pain it in Nigeria, I got 3 degrees and I don't earn with any of them rather Im working with my vocational qualifications.

You’re not in skilled job right? A minimum of Bachelor is required, and sometimes a Masters degree is preferred. Come on, check on LinkedIn.
Travel / Re: Daybreak Thread by pseudonomer: 11:51am On Jan 26, 2022
This thread is pointless, you can easily check sunrise and sunset for any location on your weather app.

Science/Technology / Re: Xiaomi Produces CyberDog Robot That Can Recognize Owner's Face & Voice (Video) by pseudonomer: 4:54pm On Jan 21, 2022
jaybenugo:
Xiaomi Manufactures CyberDog Robot That Can Recognize Owner's Face And Voice (Photos, Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxhsc2ZWfIk



https://www.google.com/amp/s/voi.id/en/amp/75096/xiaomi-announces-its-new-product-cyberdog-robot-that-can-recognize-its-owners-face-and-voice


There’s no big deal in facial recognition and Voice recognition. It’s 2022
Family / Re: Help My Husband Seems To Be Addicted To Prostitutes! by pseudonomer: 4:08pm On Jan 16, 2022
safarigirl:




I have seen people who eventually died of addiction, but not before ruining the lives of loved ones that tried to care for them

Love does not just mean suffering with someone, it means doing your best to make sure the person you love does not have to suffer

Why is it only women you demand love from?

If the man loved his wife, would he be following prostitutes? If he loved her, would he not want to do better for her? If he loved her, would he not have taken actions to make sure his addiction does not bring her pain?

Why do you only mention love when it is the husband messing up? Do women not also deserve love? How can you love someone and deny them sex just so you can go and stick your dick in public private parts?

Love means also loving yourself enough to know when someone is abusing your love. It is love that has brought this woman to Nairaland to seek help. Now, the husband should love her enough to try therapy

Enjoy yourself dear. I have contributed my own part.

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Family / Re: Help My Husband Seems To Be Addicted To Prostitutes! by pseudonomer: 3:34pm On Jan 16, 2022
safarigirl:



She is not a therapist, it is not her work to help someone who is addicted. It is the addicted person that will decide to seek help, if not, frustration will kill her inside that house.


If it was the wife sleeping around with men outside the home, would you be advising her husband to help her overcome her addiction? Do you have any idea what addiction does to the loved ones of these addicts? Do you know how easily their lives can be ruined because they want to help someone who is sick?

She has a child she should be looking out for. What about the child? What happens when she suggests he get help and this religious man would rather not spread his dirty linen outside? You think religious people who commit adultery want to tell strangers of their adulterous ways?


Some of you are actually very wicked people and your words reveal you to be such. You give people advice that you cannot take or would not give your loved ones.

This is a sick man and it is not his wife that will cure him, he needs to want to cure himself first.

I have seen people who got out of their addictions with help from family and friends.

If your son, let say got addicted to gambling, clubbing or alcohol, you’ll rather leave him to rot and commit suicide one day than to help me because he’s causing so much hurt to you.


I don’t even understand what love is to you people? Is it all the good side and all that.

Anyway, you are always right your way.

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Family / Re: Help My Husband Seems To Be Addicted To Prostitutes! by pseudonomer: 2:30pm On Jan 16, 2022
You seeking advice from people whose homes are already broken and they are on a mission to make sure everyone else is like them.

You got the typical advice from those sad individuals, Divorce. But don’t do it without fighting for the marriage first, unless he’s physically abusing you or not treating you right.

What he has is an addiction problem, if he apologizes everytime and still goes back to his old ways, it shows he has a problem, he’s always trying to stop but couldn’t help himself. He needs you more than ever, and that’s why you are his wife, please don’t give up on him yet.

Try to talk to him, maybe he should see a therapist or something, and you can threaten that you’d have no option to divorce him if he continues, I’m sure he loves you and his family, maybe that will help him overcome this addiction. Just try anything that will help him.

Also, make him free to tell you everything, trying to appear pious will always make one to pretend. Put being religious aside, ask him what are his fantasies, what attracts him sexually, what makes him begs for more.

Addiction is a serious problem, please help him, without trying to help him, don’t listen to those sad humans.

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Travel / Re: Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by pseudonomer: 12:39pm On Jan 16, 2022
ednut1:
For every bad news there are more than 1000 married people enjoying their marriages abroad. Both men and women do all sort of rubbish abroad.
1. No house maid abroad, yet you allow your wife to work and do all chores alone. Some even demand for fresh food. Wont she divorce you after

2. Some men have been beating the wife from Nigeria, the day you slap her here she called police. Is it not justified

3. You cheat without shame, she con do you strong thing. Is she not justified

4. Some bring women abroad and tell her to use your account as salary account. Then you give her a fraction of her own salary o.

The law favours women too because for centuries men have had the advantage. The system corrupts them too, they hear things, see things at work places and lawyers working on commission bases plenty. A woman is entitled to your house after divorce especially if kids are involved, na you go leave. Child support and alimony too dey. Who no like free benefits

Abeg i don tire for man and woman matter hahaha

If your spouse cheat, you divorce or cheat back, you don’t have to lie to destroy him/her, it’s totally wrong.
Travel / Re: Does European Embassy Have The Jurisdiction To Check Embassies You've Applied T by pseudonomer: 5:21pm On Jan 12, 2022
PPAT:


Go through what I typed again. How can you jump to conclusion that someone lied without reading the context well.
I was asked if I have OTHER RELATIVES and the interviewer specifically mentioned cousins.
Mind you the graduation I stated I was suppose to attend was my brother's.
So I do not get what made you say I lied.
Anyways, what you think about me does not matter a bit.�

Sorry, it wasn’t intentional, I just found it hard to believe you don’t have any relative “abroad”.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by pseudonomer: 5:25pm On Jan 11, 2022
Africa will not disappoint…. Having issues with the balls lol
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by pseudonomer: 4:46pm On Jan 11, 2022
Can someone share me the link to watch the match...
Travel / Re: Does European Embassy Have The Jurisdiction To Check Embassies You've Applied T by pseudonomer: 10:16am On Jan 11, 2022
PPAT:
I applied for Lithuanian Visa D to study in LT and I've already started my lectures online before my visa appointment date. But my visa was refused
There are some questions I was asked and I do not know if the answers I gave were good enough though it was the plain truth.
The guy that interviewed me asked if I'd applied to any embassy in previous years and if I was granted visa.
[/color] So I told him the truth. I applied to USA embassy 2018 to attend my brother's graduation I wasn't granted because I was doing my A levels then and the interviewer said she doesn't want my studies to be interrupted but my parents were granted.
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A older friend of my in Lithuania said I shouldn't have disclosed that I've applied to an embassy before and wasn't granted. That Schegen embassy do not have jurisdiction to check USA database. Is that true? And do you advice I don't disclose that information when next am appearing in a schengen embassy?

2) I was asked if I have other relatives (like cousins) abroad.
My answer was a No.
Any clue on what the interviewer was trying to get by asking that question? ( I mean what has my travelling to study got to do with my extended family)
In case of another time, should I just say yes.
It seems like they don't like it when you're being truthful.
Looking forward to responses

We’re you being truthful about you not having a family member abroad? You lied actually, you were previously denied a visa because you wanted to attend your brother’s graduation abroad. And previously denial has negative implications on a new visa application.

If rejection is not stamped on your passport , I don’t think Schengen countries can check if you were previously denied in other countries except Schengen.

NB: These are just my opinions.

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Travel / Re: Germany Or Canada. by pseudonomer: 9:14am On Jan 10, 2022
Cousin9999:
Canada. But it's also much harder to get into.

Germany is easy to get into because no one likes it.

Lol

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Politics / Re: Imoh Umoren: "I’ve Seen More Homeless People In New York Than In Lagos by pseudonomer: 9:23am On Dec 31, 2021
ModestGal:

Keep decieving yourself
Anyone who is homeless in Canada (I live in Canada) has either chosen to be homeless, working on some great idea, struggling for the moment, drug addicts, with mental illness, has criminal charges.
If an immigrant can have a home, then, no reason why someone brought up in the system would be homeless. Also,most homeless people are homeless just for a while. But people in Nigeria, will start their lives as homeless and end it as homeless. Comparing Nigeria to the Western world is like comparing ant to an elephant. And yes,, there are more opportunities in the Western world than in Nigeria. Supports right and left. Stop decieving people, you are vexing me

There is credit card, which means you can borrow for a while, and their are houses of $450,shared apartments,etc. If you work in AA factory, anyone should be able to make that in a month to keep himself warm in a home.
You can rent room together with your friend just like in Nigeria. And these western worldss have immigrants from all over the world that could also lead to lots of people being homeless, but most of these people would be homeless for a while till things get better.
And also,, no mosquitoes,so if they are homeless,at least no mosquito to disturb their sleep

The OP mentioned New York.

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Family / Re: Husband Touching His Wife Inappropriately Is Rape Under New VAPP Law: Lawyer by pseudonomer: 2:30pm On Dec 30, 2021
baralatie:

Read my lips
Wether you touched her bumbum

Wether you touched her boobs

Wether you touched her feet

Wether you touched her wrapper

Wether you rolled over and you body touched her body

Wether you drink shepe

Wether na craze


immediately the woman enter police station and says you inappropriately touched her body.you are a rapists
How many years be that for jail time

As funny as this is, it’s really scary as fu!q. Anytime I think of getting married, there’s always a million reasons not to.
Family / Re: Husband Touching His Wife Inappropriately Is Rape Under New VAPP Law: Lawyer by pseudonomer: 2:16pm On Dec 30, 2021
baralatie:

The law did not say forcing yourself between a man and his wife!
The law says the wife only needs to say the man inappropriately touched any part of her body .she can file for rape!
If you have a son and he gets married.
His wife only needs to go to the police stations and call him a rapists because of inappropriate touching

Even with girlfriend, there can never be something like “inappropriate touching” if we banged, we probably touched each other “inappropriately”.

What’s the motive of the law? Are people this stup!D?

Wait again, touching your wife bumbum is an act of rape?
Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by pseudonomer: 3:42am On Dec 29, 2021
candygist:


Nairaland had really thought me a lot about Nigerian ladies. Thanks to Nairaland, I know how to treat Nigeria ladies. When I read this things on Nairaland and I compare it with real life situation on how this ladies behaved I can never be a victim….. I dey hustle to marry white woman and raise family with them. Nigeria women will kill you before your time. I even prefer to date girls from other African countries than to be with a Nigerian lady. God forbid evil

White women cheat more…

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