jokesmaster:
WHY GUYS AVOID PRETTY LADIES

As compiled by [b]Jokes Master
[/b]my dear you are s o on point with your write up,alot of men see them as either prostitutes or marine possessed individuals.most pretty girls are still so single and believing God for their Mr Right.
1). Most pretty ladies believe that their beauty is their
bargain to be well spent on, and most guys don't have
that kinda money to spend on a woman. Hence, they
avoid them.

2). Most pretty ladies always act pretty. They always
make it obvious that they know that they re pretty and
this behaviour tends to rub offensively on the faces of
guys. Hence, they tend to avoid them.

3). Most pretty ladies look down on non-handsome
guys, and this pisses off even the handsome guys who
are friends to these non-handsome guys.
So, in solidarity with their guys, those offensive pretty
ones are been avoided or hurt along the way.

4). Most pretty ladies are not sociable. Most of them
tend to be introverts, thereby sending the wrong
message to guys (that they re not needed).

5). Most pretty ladies are beauty freaks. An addition to
their beauty through extreme make-ups tend to make
them too beautiful to be approached by men. This
sends a sense of insecurity to guys, hence they avoid
them. Lolzz

6). Many guys believe that the more beautiful a lady is,
the less intelligent she would be. And most times, they
re proved right. This however, is an injustice to the few
beautiful and intelligent ones that abound.
Unfortunately, all of them suffer the consequences of
being avoided by guys.

7). Guys fear that the more pretty their woman is, the
more likely a money bag would come to snatch her
away from him.Hence, in order to preserve their hearts and dignity, they go for the averagely beautiful ones and avoid the beautiful ones.

SOURCE: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2015/01/why-guys-avoid-pretty-ladies.html

obongproff:
After like three painful heartbreaks in d past, my friend decided to stay away from women especially as he realised dat all d girls dat left him did so becos he was broke and kinda jobless.

8 months ago he got a great job with a pretty fat pay. He's living well and rily doing well for himself. Howeva, it was afta he got dis job dat he realized dat a man can get almost any chic if he has a nice car and a fat account balance - he owns a Ford Edge 2014 version and Toyota Spider.

Rite now, he's tired of sleeping around, meeting plastic chics and moving from one chic to anoda. And he's a bit confused cos 90% of d ladies he meet are more interested in his money dan in his person. He wants to get married but he wants to marry a girl dat loves his person and not his money. He also has good looks too.

Amaka dat lives along his former street who used to snob him before, saw him in his car when he came to visit his parents in dia family house(his former house), and since den he's suddenly become Amaka's sweetheart. D worst was wot happened in church. As a youth in church, he decided to make a financial contribution to d success of dia end of year party and since den, the youth secretary and two oda female excos are all over him. Some have made it a habit for him to drop dem off afta each service. He had to stop going to church with his car in order to avoid such embarassments.

He's a jovial, generous and down-to-earth dude and doesnt know how to be stingy. And dis seems to be working against him now. Once he sends a girl some money she begins to profess love and dat rily pisses him off like hell.

He intends to get married dis year but he's not even in a relationship yet. Pls nairalanders, how can he find true love?

omonuan: Let us find ways to track down Oshiomole's widow victim and help her avoid the hex placed on her by the "people's governor." No! The poor widow must not go and die. Contribute your "widow's mite" to this poor lady. Stop complaining, please do something!

tensor777:
That's the point. It is obvious that this guy has been heaping undue pressure on the girl to lie down with him.This is her own way, misguided I agree, of relieving the pressure and preserving her dignity
But if he then goes ahead and dumps her, she really has the license to severely deal with him on another level.

free2ryhme:



My ibo brodas make una ask genevieve, na to dey foRm model for rich man party sher sabi she no dey gree maRRy? Her biological clock is fast clicking away

50calibre: Fear that my wife would be greedy, backstabbing evil gold-digger that wouldn't mind killing me to take my assets.

Fear that she might be a liability to me.

Fear I may have to part ways with a considerable amount of my possessions should I decide to kick her out.

Ike~lips:
My bf has changed ever since his father bought a car. Yesterday i asked to meet up with him in his street after 30 minutes then he told me he would be washing the car. I told him that we would meet by our usual bridge after 2hours. When i buzzed him after two hours he said he could not leave the house because he was home alone and he had to wait for his father to come back with the car so he could open the gate for him since they could not afford hiring aboki man for their gate. This morning after mass i asked him to meet again and he said he went with his father to buy fish. He has been changing his profile picture on 2go and on every picture he is either in the car or a picture of him washing it, or a picture of the wheels or a picture of the engine or a picture of the boot. I am heartbroken because the car has changed him and our relationship. Help me please

50calibre:
My first & only blind date was like magic, it happened in Nigeria 5 years ago, It was middle of the year, & I had just balled into Nigeria.

About 10 days into my stay, I got a call on the MTN number I was using, I answered and it was a female voice, asking to speak with someone I didn't know. I told her it was a wrong number & then she apologised & hung up.

About 4 hours later, she called back & said since she called, she hadn't stopped thinking of my voice, & that I had a very nice voice, I was surprised. That was the beginning.

We started talking hours upon hours, everyday, then MTN allowed free calls in the night. Night after night, we'd spend hours laughing and talking, she was 2 years older than me. Then the issue of meeting each other came up, I suggested we Skype, to which she refused, saying she didnt want to spoil the surprise. I then asked her if she didnt want to see what I looked like, she said it didn't matter as she already liked me because of my voice. I began to wonder why she wouldn't want me to see her & vice versa, I played out many scenarios, many reasons, I was just confused.

I discussed this with some friends, some implanted fear in me, some assured me it was nothing, I then took a leap of faith & invited her to lagos ( she was in the eastern part of Nigeria, I think Delta state ) so she scheduled her travel & told me the details, I said no worries I'm waiting.

The day she was to arrive, I & my friend already planned to go to the bus station at least 30mins before she arrives, so we could get a good vantage point where we could see what we were dealing with. I communicated with her & got her precise location, then after calculating her ETA, we set off early (to avoid lagos traffic) to pick her from ojotta. When we got there, she was just few minutes out, we took a good spot, and kept out eyes & ears sharp. She called & said she was at the park, she described where she was, & we craftily made our way there looking out for anyone answering a phone call, then lo & behold we saw her. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, she was smoking hot, of reasonable height, clutching a moderately sized hand luggage.

I approached her first with a cheeky grin on my face, smelling & looking fresh. i was fairly confident i looked OK enough, i could see from her eyes she was also impressed. we exchanged pleasantries like we've known each other for years, we drove to my friend's house, as that was where I planned to stay for the one week she was to be around. My mum was around, & I knew she would be a nuisance to us so u didnt even take chances.

The one week we spent together was one of the best of my life, all we did was go out, do the " dance under the sheets ", eat, watch movies, visit friends, come back again & then more dance. On the fifth day, I was in the bathroom, & then I looked at myself in the mirror, I looked thinner, I then weighted myself to discover I had lost about 9 lbs in 5 days, I told the girl & we laughed about it.

When she was due to go, I gave her her transport To & Fro with enough spilling over, she already knew nothing long term could happen between us because of distance, we saw her off to the bus station & I bid her farewell. For days I keep reminiscing about our experience, feeling nostalgic. we still spoke on the phone for sometime as well, & then when I was leaving Nigeria I misplaced my SIM card & lost her contact. I've been looking for that sim ever since.

I've been praying for similar experience to happen again, to no avail.

robonski15:

haba sister na my fellow man u dey abuse like this so.. Choi!! Na ur time after 30+ will keep looking for husband... U dey find handsome man abi? U go old wella.. Mtcheeeeeeeew

freechat: Haven't had any blind date yet. But my friend, Ken, told me his experience:

Ken and Joyce chat regularly on 2go. They become good friends and finally agree to meet. Ken gets to the meeting point and finds Chinwe, a female church member there. They both exchange pleasantries. She tells Ken she's waiting for her sister who she says is somewhere around. Ken finds a corner and sits, waiting for his date. Soon his phone rings and the voice is saying: "I've been here for more than 10 minutes, where are you?". Ken replies: "I am there ... with the blue fez cap". She looks around and the eyes meet. It dawns on them that they have been victims of their own pranks (they both had used fake pictures; Chinwe had adopted 'Joyce' as name). They bow their heads in shame. But it didn't end there. Somehow the 'real' friendship started ...till date!