benjackugo:
"After I Cook Indomie And Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady Tells Men Who Intend Visiting Her (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QyCWkPUTuY

I Click la bend
Useless post of the year

Flesh22:
Good afternoon all, there is the girl I meet newly, where me and brother just rented somewhere in Lagos, she is very beautiful and intelligent for her age, though matured somehow, she look like someone that is 17, I guess from her mother. And me on the other hand, am scared of girls, really don't know how to talk to them, but yesterday when I told my friend, he said we should go to her mom shop, act as if we want to get something, then from there I talk to her, so I did as instructed, so when we go to the shop, she was more beautiful than I thought, a goodness, my friend started the conversation, then I continue, all through my stay at her mom shop, she was happy, laughing as if we already known each other for month, I really had a good time, did some introduction and the rest, then I left.
Later in the evening, as I was about going to buy fuel for the gen, she blocked me on my way, she was was smiling and also introduce herself to me again , but then I had no time to talk to her, just smiled back and told her later, because I needed to get to the filling station on time, so they won't close. Though I have not seen her till now, maybe she went to church, base on my conclusion she do like me, am not saying base on our conversation yesterday, but because of constant eye to eye contact and she normally ask about me when am not around from my brother and when I come to her shop to get something, she always want to attend to me, am I right with all this conclusion, I think yes.
My problem is the age difference, am 28 and she is 13, I want to tell her today that I like her, like they say age just a number, I like this girl, should I continue with this and make her my gf, what do guys think, thanks as I await ur response.

Idiot, please leave the child alone.

Eriokanmi:
That's the desert that the entire planet once said they'd never visit. Leadership with good vision says it all. It's now raining in dubai with fair weather condition, which is made possible geographically, due to a long term human activities in a desert. L'obatan.

Nigeria was the envy of the world when the UAE began this journey. Today, ordinary Benin Republic is threatening to evict our people, while Ghana's GDP has overtaken the erstwhile giants of Africa's GDP. No Jupiter needs to tell us that Nigeria is fast becoming a failed state and if this happens, our leaders won't go without being punished by God.

Nigeria na failed state na. Failed since the time of Babangida.

Joeblaze26:
I like the way guys have been stepping up to resolve different Sport betting related issues that people bring here. I think the thread is finally getting it's purpose back 🌚😉

Nice one guys🤞👏

I can't wait for the resumption of major league football...Alabi go hear am for our hand ✊👊

Some words wey una no suppose talk na alabi go hear am for our hand - OG's no need dey talk like that again. All the seasons wey don pass, which one alabi hear for ur hand?

Hisses in linkugu.

Iamtheone09234:
Dear seun osewa,
How are you, I hope everything is alright. I am writing to inform you that we need to level up nairaland and start making incomes just like YouTube. I noticed the advert on this forum is not that much like that sha and you restrict ppl from posting links to advertise their goods, even still some ppl does it and they get customers, like valuable and potential customers on this forum under your nose! So here is my suggestion sha, why not start putting up advert in the most viewed topic, I heard some ppl mk money for being first to comment (ftc) is it true? LoL, so instead of the first to comment the advert will be there and of course the person that made the topic will get his share, just like YouTube shey u get. We can do better pls. And research should be made properly to avoid advertising scammers. Thank you.
My regards to everyone. Stay blessed.

It will be an archaic system due to the nature of this website. For seun to achieve this he'll have to rebuild nairaland from the ground up to be a social network.