Fantastic!

Definitely not a case of me crying more than the bereaved, never.

Slow and steady, Nigeria turns out to be the proverbial child with Leukaemia no one wants to ever associate with.

Yes!

After a couple of states in the Southeast, Ondo and Edo States-- Ogun State has arguably the worst roads in Nigeria!

On these roads, you drive with your heart in mouth.

bendike:

Lol. The only Guinness product that sell is satzenbrau and stout range. Satz is cheap so ok. The stout is quite expensive hence big stout I sell at 400 with still less profit margin than legend stout by Nbl I sell at 350 and eagle stout by stab Miller I sell at 300 both with more profit. Ie more profit for me and better value for customers. Go figure..

Lol..


Aha! I'm guessing you're a retailer.

You might have some retailers like you on here too, which is why I called you out for passing across a wrong information earlier.

Harp sells for #1900 per case of 12 bottle at a recommended price of #200, and not #2300 like you earlier insinuated.

bendike:
Rubbish. Guinness drinks are over priced. Your profit margin as a retailer is highly reduced. Besides harp their main beer product (2200-2300 per crate of 12 bottles) does not sell. I sell 15-20 crates of trophy beer (1900 per crate of 12 bottles) to 1 crate of harp. I sell both brands at N300 each per bottle. Go figure.

Hey,

Don't come on here giving all sorts of wrong information prolly because you have not been stocking the product for a while.

Guinness drinks overpriced? Seriously C'mon, I guess you meant to say premium and highly profitable.

Don't know if I'm wrong, but I know Harp sells for #1900, for a crate of 12 bottles.

Dude's an endangered species, with a rare kind of fetish. Lol
If only Nigerian guys are willing to fully explore their sexual fantasies...
#Fetish

jerryjcool:
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Voltron? Like, seriously?

Iefosa:
where can I download all pleas

You could get most of them off Youtube, or the movie company's website.

larabae13:
1.Sponge bob 2.Despicable me 3.The minions 4.Backugann 5.Pinky nd d brain 6.Jimmy neutron 7.Danny phantom 8.Ben 10 9.Barbie(all barbies) 10.Fairly odd parents 11.Avatar(legend of kora,the last airbender) 12.Kung fu panda 13.Tom and jerry 14.Lion king 1&2 15.Penguins of madagascar 17.Dora the explorer 18.Winxs club 19.Frozen 20.Monsuno 21.Cars 22.Super man 23.Dawn of justice 24.Emperor's new groove 25.Mulan 26.Lady and the tramp 27.Johnny bravo 28.Monster university 29.Mr.bean(cartoon own oo) 30.Scooby doo Chai! I try nah

Quite an amazing collection you've got up there..

Good!

GMan650:
8 and 17 gat me laughing uncontrollably

Lol...

Tpiar, wetin I do na??

Are you heavily endowed upstairs? Unless you did bosom enlargement, consider it an asset and a gift from God. However, the following are some experiences you will be having on account of your tonne of mammary glands:

1. You’ll have deep cleavage and you sure can’t help that.

2. Hugging becomes clumsy because your boobs reach the other person before your arms do.

3. You grasp your boobs to stop them from bubbling up and down anytime you run up stairs or down stairs.

4. You lose snacks in your cleavage and only find them later when you take off the bra.

5. You struggle to minimize attention to yourself when you go in briefs at the beach.

6. Seat belts become inconvenient and seem to choke you.

7. You find yourself always defending your boobs because people ask if they are real.

8. People adjudge you as pushing your melons at them when you speak to them.

9. You get embarrassed at work because you try to look nice but your buttons keep popping open.

10. Your nipples show off themselves as visible when you don’t intend them to.

11. You’re bound to harm yourself even though your boobs seem to be your main selling point.

12. Putting on a sports bra becomes essentially impossible and a workout in itself.

13. You’ll always spill things on yourself, and when you do…it will be on your boobs.

14. Your bras work so hard to hold up your boobs to the point of making permanent indentation marks in your shoulders.

15. You will always feel it is necessary to deduct the weight of your boobs from the scale reading to obtain your real weight.

16. Suddenly jumping up and down for joy becomes embarrassing to you.

17. You immediately lose sight of the TV as soon as you lie on your back.

18. Wearing long necklaces becomes useless because you lose them forever in your cleavage.

19. You will wear cute shoes, but strain to see and admire them.

20. You’ll complain about your big boobs and the associated problems, but still prefer them to smaller boobs.

21. You always find yourself being rated against the immense size of your boobs.



Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/21-embarrassing-things-that-happen-to-girls-with-big-boobs/

And by wicked, I mean the ones that break hearts for a living.

White traditional attire
White caftan or agbada may or may not be accompanied with one or more of the following.
– Pam slippers.
– A bright coloured traditional cap preferably pink.
– A studded earing on one ear.
– A gold wristwatch from Konga.
– A hiphop faze cap. This is common among IJGBs.

Beards
Beards are usually of three types.
– Carved neatly in a thin line.
– Goatie.
– Heavily bearded aka Team Beard Gang. If he’s bald and wear studded earings, then he is way past redemption.

Hair
The average bad Yoruba boy is usually bald. No pun intended. Like they need breeze to continuously touch their brain so they can continuously come up with mischievous ideas on how to deceive single girls.
And if you meet a Yoruba boy with full hair but a touch of white or gold hair in one spot, RUN

Activities
This is what the bad Yoruba boys do for fun.
– Smoking shisha at restaurants.
–Drinking
–Hanging out at Quilox.
– Listening to their role model, Olamide.
– Laughing, gisting and taking group photos at events with his fellow Yoruba boys.
– Taking mirror selfies with singlet.
– Using one hand to control the steering while driving.


Father of many local government
Rumour has it two in every nine Yoruba boy aged 23 and above have at least 3 kids scattered in different local government in Lagos. One in Epe, one in Jibowu, one in Ojota etc

Costume.
Finally, it’s no coincidence if he has three or more of this items in his wardrobe.
– White caftan as mentioned above.
– Black caftan.
– Sweat pants
– Jersey
– Gold chain with the sign of the cross

Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-spot-wicked-yoruba-boys/

alheriTOJ:
My state setting the precedence for women in government/governance. Here's to Aisha Jummai Alhassan and all the other hardworking women in politics and other careers, cheers!

Cheers!

Pathetic hypocrites!

mencade5:
hi dear..its been a while. i didnt go on an exile. just using alternate monicker to enjoy myself.

hw r u?

Lol..

Fine oooo, you?

SleekyP:

Rofl...
His name looks like 'orifice' each time it's written!

Holy Bros Jay, son of Amaka, Akeem and Zubairu!
Naija, I hail thee!

What has the SE done to warrant getting cretins as leaders? Then it was Abia's Ochendo, now this?

mencade5:
pls dont like my comment please. i hate likes

Lol..
You went on exile?

Congrats..

Dear Op,
I hap suffered and suffered. I want to joint the illuminati and be greatly riched.
Please, color more light on the issue.
Bros Jay bless you surpluslied.

Hmm..

Pathetic weakling..

Suprisingly, the secret to permanently solving Nigeria's lingering power issues is to generate above the nation's required power capacity .
Just that, and everything else falls into place!

kay29000:


Yes I do. As a matter of fact, I am drinking right now. lol!

Lol..
Well, since you needed those pounds badly, it's a wonder you don't know a more easier way of adding on those 'fat'.
It's one recipe beloved by guys..