u nd ur frend r goin out , u r in d house makin up ur frend calls nd u tell her u r on d way .. Hehehehe God is watchin u o

funi lolzzzz

one time in a school, there was no food. so one day the principal was in his office eating rice and chicken, and the students were looking at him through the window. after eating the chicken he threw the bone for his dog ,all the students rushed the bone. immediately the dog sprang up and shouted "run down to your classes".

yo momma is so old dat wen God said "let they be light" , she quickly hit d switch,  

make una no insult me , by the way am a she

You have three names one of them is the name of the disciple of JesusChrist the second is the organ found in the body and third is the
ingrident used in cooking. what am i ?

there once lived an illiterate woman who was invited for a party as she arrived, her host thanked her for coming and gave her seat to sit down .her host went out and when she back she asked her "my dear are you comfortable?" the illiterate woman answered no i didn't come for table , i came for rice.

Wot fun kissin grandpa 10 times. LOL