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What manner of celebration! Soon someone would celebrate his/her school's alumni being telecast on Cable News Network as a street opinionist. Really, there are kids in Nairaland. |
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There are four cures to your ailment. One, for everyone to ignore you to your own detriment. Two, visit a mental rehab. There is a good one in Arizona and another in Aro at home. This will require 6 months treatment max. It is inexpensive but effective for you. Three, get aligator pepper, dog private, goat skin, cameleon tongue and grounded lion paws. OKIJAJUJU will prepare a potent portion for you. Four, come let me lay hands on you to cast out your demons of madness and lust. This is free. No offering before or after. The choice is yours. |
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lauradovey: You no dey shame self: Claiming a man simply because you feel he is a celebrity. Pssst (hisses). A decent woman will wait till she is introduced, but what did you do, you introduced yourself? But wait a minute, (sniffing) I smell rat. With only 43 post, this could be a disguise profile to distract us. It could be Seun himself! The voice of Jacob but the skin of Esau. We are not deceived jo. |
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kola oloye: No, it was wrong. It appeared 366 times: One per day and an extra one for each leap year and 'spare tyre' for each of the other three years! Now to a riddle: Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, someting sweet. |
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Just Keep Hiding Dear Funny Girl! XZYQR |
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Shu, this thread still dey? After all these years? |
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Amazing thing is that whenever a post is about Seun, he never shows up there. Great wisdom! Lie low, stay focussed and let not desperate housewives get you down. |
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This thread is still alive? ![]() Are cakes this important to folks? Wonders shall never end. ![]() |
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luvlymoi: It depends on the person, please. It could be even be attachment (out of fear,insecurity or adulation) and then attraction and finally lust/love. |
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Re: WHAT MOVIE IS YOUR LOVE LIFE LIKE? « #9 on: October 09, 2008, 11:53 PM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- errrr. . . . Ruddyface . . . . . that sounds a bit perveted Why? ![]() I didn't say 'Colour of the Night' now. |
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Warthog pepper soup - SWEETEST. OTHERS: pork (test), mutton (okay), duck (curiosity), pigeon (curiosity), quail (disappointment), crab (disappointment), flying termites (peer group experiment), bush rat (peer group experiment), grasscutter (overated), carmel (innocently), snail (delicious), cricket (farmhouse experimentation), vampire - Count Dracula (terribly wild imagination) e.t.c |
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Sound of Music. |
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You are not serious about wanting to leave her, are you? I see a man who is enjoying what bad thing he is doing but feeling guilty afterwards. SOLUTION: Stop seeing her now. Otherwise, the cycle will continue till you either get tired of one another or mutually gilt your partners and stick to each other for life. 080 u choose. |
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jennykadri: Was your English that bad? ![]() ifyalways: Translation please? |
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True talk! Marriage is sweet but could sometimes be burdensome and freedom to be yourself is curtailed. |
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Small boy! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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untainted: This one hasn't wandered outside romance then. |
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I will simply stand on one foot and point at them using the other foot in a 90 degree manner and curse them. Instantly, horns would grow where eyes used to be on their faces. ![]() ![]() Ah, no try me o! ![]() |
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