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Romance / Re: What Should I Do? A Nairalander Needs Help by Samted69: 5:00pm On Aug 19, 2016
Realslimshady:



lol u want make i chop slap

lol. depends on how you handle the situation brother. Even if she's not into you, she'll let you know without having to leave her finger prints on your face.
Romance / Re: Smacked That Bítch Right On Her Ass(pics) by Samted69: 4:59pm On Aug 19, 2016
you can make the pain stop brother....


just...













hug a transformer... today!

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Romance / Re: by Samted69: 4:57pm On Aug 19, 2016
iLegend:


I have NEVER used PM. It's boring and stressful entering my mail every time. Whatsapp me and I'll definitely reply you when I'm free.

your number...
Romance / Re: I bleeped Up With The Same Girl Over And Over Again(photo) by Samted69: 4:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
taven:

you are joking ba?

lol. just kidding ma niggs
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In A Situation Like This? by Samted69: 4:40pm On Aug 19, 2016
I will just tell her it must be my doppleganger. abi she never watch vampire diaries??
Romance / Re: What Should I Do? A Nairalander Needs Help by Samted69: 4:38pm On Aug 19, 2016
Realslimshady:
Uhnmm there is this girl at my school that i do have a crush on, she doesn't know anyway ,I pretty kept it to myself until last two weeks. mind you, we were not even talking before then apart from greetings,so a day came when we were in the laboratory, we happened to be taking selfies then, she requested I should come take selfie with her,after that day i don't really understand her anymore ,she began calling me names like sweetie infront of people,i didn't take it seriously anyway despite the fact that I am crushing on her,when we meet at school she began holding my hand when we are walking, when sitting, she did sit real close to me, I mean you gotta be real close with a girl before you can get to that stage right ,anyway i collected her digits, but i don't know where i do stand at the moment ,is she being friendly or it's the other way round ,I need your help please

this one don pass green light ooo!!

she's obviously interested in you or she's making it seem that way. Don't let your crush on her make you foolish.

Think with your head...not with your testicles!! Make your move. Get her to a private location and go in for the kiss after some fluff talk. That's the fastest way to know if she's into you. A kiss never lies.
Romance / Re: I bleeped Up With The Same Girl Over And Over Again(photo) by Samted69: 4:34pm On Aug 19, 2016
taven:
this is my first love Jenny, she's 22 and she studies in the u.s but she left when we where 17 without saying goodbye but since then we lost contact and we haven't talked but recently she messaged me on Facebook told me she missed me and all i could say was i missed her too. i still love her but i couldn't tell her . i always texted her every time even when she's not online and today she told me she once had feelings for me and which i told her i once loved her.
was i foolish?

hey brother... on a low send me her number..or her fb name... i won't feck up like you. wink

and no you weren't foolish...you were being a lil b*tch.

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Romance / Re: See What An Obsessed Lover I Have No Feelings For Sent Me (photos) by Samted69: 2:32pm On Aug 19, 2016
melanch:
The op is lying jor. Smh for those replying this stupid post (including me sef)

lol grin
Romance / Re: Two Lovely Babies In Lagos by Samted69: 2:27pm On Aug 19, 2016
ok.
Romance / Re: ... by Samted69: 2:25pm On Aug 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:




grin nutty? He was the one who nut on his phone sha...

lol. i see what you did there wink

that shud be one item off your bucket list though. make a negga cum without touching or seeing him
Romance / Re: ... by Samted69: 2:19pm On Aug 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:




We never reached at tat point yet.. wink but I'm open to all possibilities grin juz kidding

lol. somebody is a nutty girl. *sliding into the pm*
Romance / Re: Help! She Is Just 23years Old But Acts Like An Old Woman by Samted69: 2:11pm On Aug 19, 2016
lmao. benjamin button's disease maybe??

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Romance / Re: ... by Samted69: 2:09pm On Aug 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:




Hahahahaha.... grin my voice is aint sexxy sha... Some men are just so nasty by nature

abi y'all were talking nasty... or you sent him nudes wink wink
Romance / Re: Sincere Advises by Samted69: 2:08pm On Aug 19, 2016
Nicolax:
Hello good morning, my name is Nicolax and this is my first topic on this great forum. Feels good after following for about 8 months now. The important information I get from this forum is endless and helpful to me especially in making some critical decisions.

Without wasting your precious time I just need your sincere advises on a situation bothering me for about 3 months now. Please pay attention as this might be a little complicated.

[b]I met with this particular lady (on Facebook) early 2015 and we became friends from that moment sharing our private matters among ourselves and trying to reach out towards each other. This has been happening for a while until she travelled out of the country for a 6 month course in the states.

During this period of time, we lost contact and I couldn't connect to her throughout that six months until this year when we reunited. We became friends once again picking up tracks of what we had in the past and we fell in love with each other and we became lovers this year.

Not the problem is since we have known each other I haven't seen her before I know how she looks like because we had been talking on Skype for a while and we share pictures and I also have her on my instagram (hence the doubt of her being real)

I have asked her several times asking why we are yet to meet and she said she is trying to be careful to trust me because she don't want to jump into relationships (her past one was a flop) but this has been going on for three months now.
I love her, she loves me but we haven't seen each other.

Please I need advises. Could this be real or she is only taking me for a ride [/b]

Thank you for reading

ermm.. OP. you're sure you're not dating a facebook bot?
Romance / Re: She A Hoe If. . . by Samted69: 2:06pm On Aug 19, 2016
OP, I don't know the school you went to ooo... but this is a hoe.

Romance / Re: Could Sha Be Cheating After Seeing This On Her Phone. by Samted69: 2:02pm On Aug 19, 2016
mikketech:
Hmmmmmmmm.

And today I was with my girl friend. She asked me to share her network using my wifi.
I did. Only for my to see chats poping into her whatsapp phone.

She has contact stored with the name.
My Guy.
Sugar
Desirem
And Honeym (me)

When I asked her who they are to her. She said nothing just close friends. That's all.
Am asking myself this question. Is she cheating?

Don't really know what to think of her right now. Am just cool thou.

lmao. all the other names come sweet pass your own. you sure you not a side negga bruh??
Romance / Re: ... by Samted69: 1:59pm On Aug 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:




I never heard any female voice tho... Juz him moaning with his bedroom voice cheesy

lol. i've met quiet females. besides, if it was head, you wouldn't hear her voice...

at the end of the day...he could have been jacking it. but your voice must be sexy af to cause such effects

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Romance / Re: ... by Samted69: 1:54pm On Aug 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:




Hahahaahah... U think so? grin

Juz thinking of it, tat sounds funny..

lol. if he's a baddosneh as you have made him seem, i doubt he was jerking off. He prolly just told you that so you'll leave the matter. tongue
he could have been f*cking too grin

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Romance / Re: Could She Be Cheating On Me....... Please Advice Me by Samted69: 1:52pm On Aug 19, 2016
chris2face:
I meet this lady about a year ago and feel in love with her even though she is got a daughter
She has got nothing when I meet her,her elder brother drove her out when she got pregnant for her then boyfriend who later denied the pregnancy
I guess I should just go to the main issue,yesterday I went unannounced to her house the house that I paid with my money around 10.30pm
I noticed she was taking time in opening the door,eventually she did on coming inside close to her doorstep I meet his guy in jalamia standing there
I went inside and my girl told me that I should please excuse her to see her visitor off
On coming back I asked who the guy is she is telling me that he is just an ordinary friend from the church
An ordinary friend that will visit a girl at almost to 11 in the night,out of annoyance I told her she has been cheating on me and she took up off her cloths that I should see if she just cheated
This is a girl I made what she is,loved her and her kid unconditionally but where she is cheating
I left that night and she is been on my neck that I should forgive her and even telling me that I don't trust her,anyway the guy she was with called me imagine telling she is just her casual friend that she loves me bla bla
I can't take this,i have asked my self so many questions while will an ordinary friend visit her at that odd hour?
Why did it took her so long to open the gate for me?
Naira landers please help a fellow
I don't think am ready to continue that friendship not anymore

brother. the truth is that she most likely is cheating. For the guy to call you and try to convince you that she loves you...she must have put him up to it. 11pm is too late for a casual visit.
Don't let her sway you with tears and promises ooo. If she wasn't cheating she won't be asking for forgiveness.
She took her clothes off probably because nothing happened that day but what has been happening other days?
Romance / Re: ... by Samted69: 1:45pm On Aug 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I don't know if I'll be asking for an advice but I want to share my own experience with this guy... grin

Anyway, after I recovered d password of my email address I started answering PMs randomly til I bumped with this guy wink ...we started exchanging messages on email til I asked him to move on whatsapp.. Since I'm on holiday atm, we entertained each other thru chats & calls .. Til one cold evening grin (Honestly, he has this sexy & irresistible voice tat every girl wud fall in love with kiss )

So, when we're having our casual discussion. I found myself was the one who kept talking while he was quite. I asked him what he was doing? His happy jolly voice suddenly turned into a bedroom voice, so enticing cheesy and I heard a familiar noise tho shocked ...I asked him but he denied at first but I convinced him at d end.. Yes, he was jerking off! grin grin grin ooh mehn...

Men are juz so nasty tongue

jerking off kor. one babe was giving him some good head there.

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Romance / Re: How Old Will You Be In 2020? by Samted69: 1:42pm On Aug 19, 2016
pweetylivia:
lol. Are you sure you understand English? grin

lmao. tish me na

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Romance / Re: by Samted69: 11:52am On Aug 19, 2016
iLegend:
#4. [ChatDicted] Whatsapp Group BEST SCRETS REVEALED by iLegend

#4. How to Chat/Call a Woman [Get Her Hooked to Anticipate Your Replies] [Chatdicted]


I'm not supposed to reveal these chatting secrets to the public except those in my Whatsapp groups.

The success stories I get from people who use these chatting styles is AMAZING! Yes, I knew it'll be amazing and that was why I shared them.

APOLOGY TO MY WHATSAPP GROUPS MEMBERS FOR SHARING 5% OF THE THINGS I TEACH TO THE PUBLIC.


Lemme rant first before sharing the 35 chatting techniques.

•I want to address an issue. Some people into ChatDicted techniques are over using and abusing the techniques.

Please and please, after using any of the techniques today on a girl and it worked don't use another one on her again till further notice.

Chat normal and boring chat the next day, then use another line the following day. Now, run for your life. Which means, don't chat with her for a day or two or some weeks.

Make a girl miss you. If you don't make a girl miss you ALL the naughty chats will make her BLOCK YOU. Too much of anything is bad.

•I REPEAT. MAKE A GIRL MISS YOU, ELSE ALL YOU'R NAUGHTY CHAT NA NONSENSE. SOME GIRLS OR LADIES WILL GET ANGRY AND BLOCK YOU.

•Please listen to me.

This is how to chat with a girl to make her love you.

1. Create rapport and connection first with humors and conservative SMH technique.

2. Sneak into sensual chat. If the rapport is strong enough, then sneak into sexual chat (with one of the 35 sensual/sexual chat starters I posted yesterday). (If she likes the sensual or sexual chat, then she'll laugh, giggle and get wet. Sometimes, they'll tell you to stop, they don't mean it — the moment the start laughing, calling you a badt boy, saying go joor, giggling, lol'ing and all is achieved, then log off.

Don't chat her again that day. Even if you're online, read her message, but don't reply. It'll make her angry and that's good. The anger will turn into love).

3. Next day: (She's already angry with you for not replying her. Don't apologize, but you can tell her your phone did this or that. Find a beautiful lie and tell her, but don't apologize. So, today chat a boring chat with her about her Family, Ambition, etc. (FemaleSextapes will help you to pick out topics).

4. Give her space again for a day, two, weeks or months. (Push and pull).

5. Days or weeks later. Now, chat sexual chat with her (pick a topic that'll suit her from the 35 sensual/sexual chat starter I posted in ChatDicted group.

6. Use push and pull again (Run for your life and she'll be anticipating the the day you'll chat her up again).

7. Rinse and repeat (before you know it she'll be professing how much she loves you).

Don't be too available for a woman, else you won't make sense in her eyes.

This is why women block. Only two women have ever blocked me in my entire life and that was when I was learning. I was pushing too hard like some of you are doing now and I had nobody to guide me.

Most of you are acting TOO NEEDY AND DESPERATE when you chat with women. Why won't she block you?

Women love men who use these techniques sparingly. (Use it today to get her wet, act boring the next day, use it another day, then dump her and don't reply her for some days or weeks. Most of you cannot do this, so why won't a woman block you? Your body dey sweet you to reply her before another sharp guy go collect her, abi? If yes, your neediness na Ebola. E no get cure. I pity you.

Women love men who come online, but don't send them a message. They'll begin to wonder who's taking your attention away from them. They'll start fighting for your attention.

After being online for hours without replying a girl she'll know you have options and women love men with options and they feel lucky when any of those guys/men chat with them.

It's like chatting with a celebrity. They'll be like "Wow! This one he replied me today."

After using the above technique on her and being online for a long time without replying her.

See examples of what a woman... [Removed]

Don't you have other girls to chat with in your life? Why are you soooo needy? Learn to ignore a girl even if it's one week or one month. PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED OF LOSING A GIRL. Any man who sends me a message about losing a girl and how get her back will not get a reply from me.

The one I hate the most is, I used the technique on her and it worked but after some days she blocked me. Wtf.

My question is: Why will you keep using a technique on a girl every single day? You no get work? U no get another person to chat with? If you no get another person to chat with, then SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO BLOCK YOU because you're a nuisance.

Anything that's too sweet must not be eaten everyday, else it'll purge you.

Let those who have ears hear and let those who don't have ears send me "she blocked me what should I do? I love her so much. I don't want to lose her." What's wrong with you? Are you this NEEDY? I think I need to bítch slap you so that ya EYES GO CLEAR. Dem do you jazz?

A word is enough for the wise.

Thanks.

Adlib. If a girl blocks you ask yourself this question and if the answer is YES, then you're an intelligent fool, but if it's NO, you're a blessed child/guy/man.

•Is she the ONLY GIRL in this world?

If yes, you're an intelligent foól and an in curable nice guy.

If no, you'll succeed in all you lay your hands on. Although, obstacles will come, but you go jump and pass.

NEXT

THE 35 SENSUAL AND SEXUAL CHAT I'M ABOUT SHARE WORKS LIKE MAGIC. Please use with caution. Create rapport first before you use them.

9 out of 10 people who use any of these 35 naughty chat starters SHOUT at how AMAZINGLY they work. And 1 of them (nice guy) who doesn't know his left from his RIGHT will say, "She blocked me." Why won't she block you? Did I teach you to abuse it? Abeg, gerarahere mehn!

SHOULD I POST IT YES OR NO?

I need 40 yeses before I'll post it. You don't want to miss this.

One of my Whatsapp groups students used line #32 on a girl. She warned him to stop. He stopped messaging her and she messaged him the next day calling him a naughty badt boy and professing how much she loves him. Just one text a woman is already professing how much she loves you. Now, imagine using 5 out of the 35 naughty chat starters.

I need 40 yeses before I'll post it. You don't want to miss this.




sent u a pm brother.
Romance / Re: How Old Will You Be In 2020? by Samted69: 11:47am On Aug 19, 2016
married grin grin

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Romance / Re: 15 Facts About Female And Male Masturbation (adults Only Photos) by Samted69: 10:38am On Aug 17, 2016
At the end of the day...top merits of masturbation are:

1. Vaseline n soap will never cheat on you...or break your heart
2. You don't have to cuddle and talk about where the relationship is going.
3. No risk of HIV and other ugly STIs
4. No Transport fare or 'thanks for coming' money.
5. Vaseline will never try to pin pregnancy on you.
6. Vaseline does not need to make hair...only #100 for upkeep monthly.

Vaseline for president!!!

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Romance / Re: 15 Facts About Female And Male Masturbation (adults Only Photos) by Samted69: 10:34am On Aug 17, 2016
seunlayi:
This act is as bad as pre marital sex. Stay away from it

You lie.

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Romance / Re: I Almost Got Lynched For Punching A Girl by Samted69: 10:31am On Aug 17, 2016
All this silly arguments sha. At the end of the day, men need women as much as women need men. It's an unavoidable fact. God is not stupid. He would have made man planet and woman planet if we weren't to exist together.

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Romance / Re: 5 Abusive Remarks You Should Never Use For Your Woman. by Samted69: 10:28am On Aug 17, 2016
Berlyn:
i so love the fact, that i came to this world as a woman....

Women are really unique we are wonderful creature.... without us there's no male grin

Without us there won't be any successful male grin we rule d world in our own way....

*runs out of thread*

Lol. Y'all don't know that God created women cos men were bored.
Romance / Re: Should We Really Be Truthful In A Relationship? by Samted69: 11:46pm On Aug 16, 2016
chiddyok:
Told bae d whole truth and bla bla bla...and we had a fight and of course he called me wild. grin so no more truth sessions. Or lies. Just not saying sh**.

Lol. My point exactly. The truth is bitter and brings discord most of the time
Romance / Re: Four Signs She Has Had S*x With Lots Of Men by Samted69: 4:56pm On Aug 16, 2016
Adaure4ever:
my yahoo mail having an issue now.. will check it out when i fix it. Wlcm bk. Y did u deactivate?

one evil mod banned me till 2026. lol.

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