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Education / Re: UNIPORT Announces The Sale Of Post-UTME Form On Newspaper (pic) by Samzack(m): 8:24am On Jun 07, 2016
Cutehector:
Some people need to go back to school and study the word "screening"
If post utme no b screening exercise weytin e con b??

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Food / Re: Do Nigerians/africans Have Food Allergies? by Samzack(m): 7:55am On Jun 07, 2016
u guys r getting allergies mixed up with not lliking a food...Allergies causes sneezing and an itchy, runny or
blocked nose (allergic rhinitis)
itchy, red, watering eyes
(conjunctivitis)
wheezing, chest tightness, shortness
of breath and a cough.
a raised, itchy, red rash (hives)
swollen lips, tongue, eyes or face.
And till this day no food has had dis reactions on me...so i rolling dont think africans born and bred in africa got allergies

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Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Militants Vow To Bomb Aso-rock, Details Specific targets by Samzack(m): 10:01pm On Jun 06, 2016
If these threats r to become reality, by this time tomorrow no b for these country I go dey again
Foreign Affairs / Re: See What The Conjoined Twins Dr Ben Carson Separated In 1987 Look Like Now by Samzack(m): 8:15pm On Jun 04, 2016
Dats a gifted genius...

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Celebrities / Re: World’s First Pregnant Man Marries His Children’s Preschool Teacher (photos) by Samzack(m): 8:01pm On Jun 04, 2016
oslae:

Keep lying to yourself grin have you ever asked why we have so many transgenders on the female side?
Being a man is hard work,d lazy men tends cross into a woman were dey get it eazy...
Crime / Re: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by Samzack(m): 7:54pm On Jun 04, 2016
if u no hear naija e min say d news never complit...Y
Celebrities / Re: World’s First Pregnant Man Marries His Children’s Preschool Teacher (photos) by Samzack(m): 7:47pm On Jun 04, 2016
oslae:
Haven't you heard? We are special creatures. Una curse too heavy cheesy
Fvck...women got more problems dan men so I don't think I agree with u dere
Crime / Re: Two Thieves Electrocuted To Death In Owerri While Stealing Electric Cables(pics) by Samzack(m): 7:40pm On Jun 04, 2016
Nigerians can be stupid, Is it everything dey steal,they take actions on empty stomach without considering the consequences...RiP fools

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Phones / Re: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by Samzack(m): 12:26am On May 31, 2016
Sorry my broda dats a rilli sad nd embarrasing experience...as 4 me I will hide all my apps only bible go remain
Celebrities / Re: #OneHellOfANiteTour: Chris Brown Announces Wizkid As A Special Guest On Tour by Samzack(m): 11:54pm On May 30, 2016
good for him...2 b on same stage as breezy
Nairaland / General / Re: HIV+ Husband And Wife Advert In Port-Harcourt I Saw Today by Samzack(m): 11:38pm On May 30, 2016
She for kukuma put am 4 bill board Nah, she for even do tv adverts...
Travel / Re: Ahmadiyya-Lagos: The Place With The Highest Supply Of Electricity In Nigeria by Samzack(m): 8:52pm On May 23, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
You've just sent advert to d power sucking demons to invade your transformer
Lmao...
Science/Technology / Re: Monitor Lizard Disturbing My Neighborhood Killed At Last(pix) by Samzack(m): 1:05pm On May 23, 2016
Reference:


grin ....yes, primitive cavemen they are
As in...9ja can eat anytin dat has life, i've actually seen somone eat grass nd rat...I culd only wear e'm nt eat e'm
Science/Technology / Re: Monitor Lizard Disturbing My Neighborhood Killed At Last(pix) by Samzack(m): 12:57pm On May 23, 2016
mjbaba:

So, why did u open d thread. As u see d topic, u for jump and pass na
Curiosity...
Science/Technology / Re: Monitor Lizard Disturbing My Neighborhood Killed At Last(pix) by Samzack(m): 7:14pm On May 22, 2016
Disneylady:
I hate reptiles!
Same here....even looking at d pic disgust me
Phones / Re: What Phone Can 40K Buy Now? by Samzack(m): 3:53pm On May 22, 2016
Reeberry:
Stop sharing false information.
Tecno W4 come with 1GB of Ram, and it between 23-24 naira.
Dont argue go nd do ur research itz 2gb ram as 4 d price. I was nt sure
Phones / Re: What Phone Can 40K Buy Now? by Samzack(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2016
u culd get a tecno w4.... Android 6.0 marshmallow 16gb rom 2gb ram 2500mah or more shuldnt b more dan,35k
Phones / Re: What Phone Can 40K Buy Now? by Samzack(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2016
u culd a tecno w4.... Android 6.0 marshmallow 16gb rom 2gb ram 2500mah or more shuldnt b more dan,35k
Jokes Etc / Re: Surest Line To Woo A Girl by Samzack(m): 8:45pm On May 21, 2016
gendebs:

u think say na everybody get money to buy gadgets and jeweries for woman. This line will anytime anyday
Romance / Re: Is It Bad That I Send Random Girls Airtime? by Samzack(m): 8:23pm On May 21, 2016
NevetsIbot:
you have no better use of your money bro. Honestly..... You need to be isolated... Na your type dey make girls do too much gragra
Lol e b like say hike in price of fuel no reach him side....
Romance / Re: Guys 6 Reasons Ladies Ignore Your Post On Social Media by Samzack(m): 8:06pm On May 21, 2016
Mologi:
For ur mind.....must i live all my life to please women...


U should talk to those wu doesnt have the acumen to talk to women one on one....

But....


Mo n wa iyawo sha!!!!

Abeg help me ask am o...2 chat wit gal get rule again...
if u dnt like d way some guys chat wit u,its ur opinion nd dnt make it look bad...plz

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Meets His Look-Alike At Work by Samzack(m): 11:33am On May 21, 2016
chimah3:
I need to find my look alike that owns a filing station that sells fuel cheap!! embarassed
Lol
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Lady That Just Had Sex by Samzack(m): 10:46am On May 19, 2016
johnPollock:
very simple niggar...once u don spot one suspect babe like dat, just dip one of those ph test paper into a Solution of H2SO4 and sprinkle it on her immediately.....if she turns red,she did it....if blue, apologize to her
then thank me later

Very simple!
Jokes Etc / Watching Football With A Woman Is Really Stressful...... by Samzack(m): 10:25am On May 19, 2016
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL...... Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] haaaaaaa NO... Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;red=Danger. Husband: exactly darling... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [changes the channel due to fraustration]....

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Music/Radio / Re: Ariana Grande – Dangerous Woman (album) by Samzack(m): 10:15am On May 19, 2016
Love ariana so much....nice and sexy singer

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