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Education / Re: UNIPORT Announces The Sale Of Post-UTME Form On Newspaper (pic) by Samzack(m): 8:24am On Jun 07, 2016 |
Cutehector:If post utme no b screening exercise weytin e con b?? 18 Likes |
Food / Re: Do Nigerians/africans Have Food Allergies? by Samzack(m): 7:55am On Jun 07, 2016 |
u guys r getting allergies mixed up with not lliking a food...Allergies causes sneezing and an itchy, runny or blocked nose (allergic rhinitis) itchy, red, watering eyes (conjunctivitis) wheezing, chest tightness, shortness of breath and a cough. a raised, itchy, red rash (hives) swollen lips, tongue, eyes or face. And till this day no food has had dis reactions on me...so i rolling dont think africans born and bred in africa got allergies 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Militants Vow To Bomb Aso-rock, Details Specific targets by Samzack(m): 10:01pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
If these threats r to become reality, by this time tomorrow no b for these country I go dey again |
Foreign Affairs / Re: See What The Conjoined Twins Dr Ben Carson Separated In 1987 Look Like Now by Samzack(m): 8:15pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Dats a gifted genius... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: World’s First Pregnant Man Marries His Children’s Preschool Teacher (photos) by Samzack(m): 8:01pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
oslae:Being a man is hard work,d lazy men tends cross into a woman were dey get it eazy... |
Crime / Re: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by Samzack(m): 7:54pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
if u no hear naija e min say d news never complit...Y |
Celebrities / Re: World’s First Pregnant Man Marries His Children’s Preschool Teacher (photos) by Samzack(m): 7:47pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
oslae:Fvck...women got more problems dan men so I don't think I agree with u dere |
Crime / Re: Two Thieves Electrocuted To Death In Owerri While Stealing Electric Cables(pics) by Samzack(m): 7:40pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Nigerians can be stupid, Is it everything dey steal,they take actions on empty stomach without considering the consequences...RiP fools 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by Samzack(m): 12:26am On May 31, 2016 |
Sorry my broda dats a rilli sad nd embarrasing experience...as 4 me I will hide all my apps only bible go remain |
Celebrities / Re: #OneHellOfANiteTour: Chris Brown Announces Wizkid As A Special Guest On Tour by Samzack(m): 11:54pm On May 30, 2016 |
good for him...2 b on same stage as breezy |
Nairaland / General / Re: HIV+ Husband And Wife Advert In Port-Harcourt I Saw Today by Samzack(m): 11:38pm On May 30, 2016 |
She for kukuma put am 4 bill board Nah, she for even do tv adverts... |
Travel / Re: Ahmadiyya-Lagos: The Place With The Highest Supply Of Electricity In Nigeria by Samzack(m): 8:52pm On May 23, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt:Lmao... |
Science/Technology / Re: Monitor Lizard Disturbing My Neighborhood Killed At Last(pix) by Samzack(m): 1:05pm On May 23, 2016 |
Reference:As in...9ja can eat anytin dat has life, i've actually seen somone eat grass nd rat...I culd only wear e'm nt eat e'm |
Science/Technology / Re: Monitor Lizard Disturbing My Neighborhood Killed At Last(pix) by Samzack(m): 12:57pm On May 23, 2016 |
mjbaba:Curiosity... |
Science/Technology / Re: Monitor Lizard Disturbing My Neighborhood Killed At Last(pix) by Samzack(m): 7:14pm On May 22, 2016 |
Disneylady:Same here....even looking at d pic disgust me |
Phones / Re: What Phone Can 40K Buy Now? by Samzack(m): 3:53pm On May 22, 2016 |
Reeberry:Dont argue go nd do ur research itz 2gb ram as 4 d price. I was nt sure |
Phones / Re: What Phone Can 40K Buy Now? by Samzack(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2016 |
u culd get a tecno w4....
Android 6.0 marshmallow
16gb rom
2gb ram
2500mah or more
shuldnt b more dan,35k |
Phones / Re: What Phone Can 40K Buy Now? by Samzack(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2016 |
u culd a tecno w4....
Android 6.0 marshmallow
16gb rom
2gb ram
2500mah or more
shuldnt b more dan,35k |
Jokes Etc / Re: Surest Line To Woo A Girl by Samzack(m): 8:45pm On May 21, 2016 |
gendebs: |
Romance / Re: Is It Bad That I Send Random Girls Airtime? by Samzack(m): 8:23pm On May 21, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:Lol e b like say hike in price of fuel no reach him side.... |
Romance / Re: Guys 6 Reasons Ladies Ignore Your Post On Social Media by Samzack(m): 8:06pm On May 21, 2016 |
Mologi: Abeg help me ask am o...2 chat wit gal get rule again... if u dnt like d way some guys chat wit u,its ur opinion nd dnt make it look bad...plz 1 Like |
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Meets His Look-Alike At Work by Samzack(m): 11:33am On May 21, 2016 |
chimah3:Lol |
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Lady That Just Had Sex by Samzack(m): 10:46am On May 19, 2016 |
johnPollock: Very simple! |
Jokes Etc / Watching Football With A Woman Is Really Stressful...... by Samzack(m): 10:25am On May 19, 2016 |
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN
IS REALLY STRESSFUL......
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba
playing?
Husband: he doesn't
play for any of these teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same...what's
that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for
Manchester United....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain who has scored? Husband:
[calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester
United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for? Husband :
[bored] that means the player should
go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] haaaaaaa NO...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
yellow=warning;red=Danger. Husband: exactly
darling...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a
field
of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world
cup... Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like
Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach
....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is
Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel due to
fraustration].... 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Ariana Grande – Dangerous Woman (album) by Samzack(m): 10:15am On May 19, 2016 |
Love ariana so much....nice and sexy singer |
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