cbrass:

Do Baboons live in the desert

they live in ur kitchen

MadCow1: The only way I would ever own an Innoson Car is if I won it in a raffle.


Nice Cars, Nice After Sale Service, Availability of spareparts, Alarmingly High depreciation, poor quality, Poor Durability..

I'd rather buy a Fhucking KIA.

MADCOW DISEASE , THIS FORUM IS FOR INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION BY INTELLIGENT MINDS. NOT UR HORN-AND-HOOF CONTEST, PLS WIPE THE DUST WELL FROM UR EYES , SO U CAN SEE THESE CARS ARE ALREADY CRUISING NIAJA ROADS GRACEFULLY, SORRY I FORGOT U ARE IN THE DESERT, SAY HI TO THE BABOONS THERE

It is a very good idea, you will have the remaining 359 demons that mohamed chased out of the kabba coming live there with you , then it will be an international tourist attraction with lots of foreign revenue flowing in but check the contrast below first

see the pic here
https://www.nairaland.com/995671/major-highway-blocked-port-harcourt

see the pic here

At about 10am this morning , the Rumukrushi - Igwuruta road, a major highway in Rivers State was rendered impassable with five trucks suspected to be bunkering trucks blazing at the Elimgbu -Atali section of the road. Many travelers along the road had to turn back while the fire service battled with inferno. My question is ; since when did a major state highway become a refuse dump for burning bunkering trucks?, has JTF not heard of something called environmental pollution and degradation ? or maybe they don't care. Truck accidents and fire outbreaks have become a regular spectacle in Rivers State recently, as result of bad roads, and the accidents worsen the situation of these roads.However it seemed the oil in tankers were removed before the burning , so why should JTF not find a better location for their truck bonfire?.

Enjoyment1:

"As I destroyed Nigerian Banks while at CBN, I will do same in Anambra Govt House". That should have been his Manifesto! 

Pls, can you explain how he destroyed Nigerian banks while in CBN .  is he responsible for the alleged frauds being practiced within the commercial banks, have you (and Sanusi) even been able to prove that the banks are distressed?

Soludo has more than what it takes to change Anambra for the better, so say what you know or keep your mouth shut for good.

maradona or no maradona, every day is for the thief but one day is for the owner of the house. IBB and his likes are running out of tricks and gimmicks, so if he starts shifting to the truth side is not a big surprise.

Psychologists these days , just create more problem than solutions in relationships , so they can keep getting customers. i thought love would have been one of those 3 elements.

this is one of those threads that always leaves me sick,

Steroid101:

"What Women REALLY Want" So what DO women want? What are their innermost desires?Let's face it. If you have no idea what women REALLY want deep?Inside, you will never be able to please them completely.You can buy them lots of gifts and obey all their wishes, butThey are not going to be attracted to you because you're notGiving them what they really want. Okay. So what DO women want? Well,  After years of interviewing women and men who are successful with women, I've come to realize that there is onlyONE thing most women want from a guy: the ability to surrenderto him. Every woman wants to surrender to the "right" guy. Don't believe me? Just listen to what the following girls have said to me in past interviews: --------------------------------------------------------------Chidinma, age 24: "I want to surrender to a guy. Not as in a 'wave a white flag and let him walk all over me' kind of way,but in a, 'surrender to him completely because I feel so GOODaround him' kind of way. My fantasy is to have my guy in a suit, kissing down my neck while rubbing his hands allover my body. I want him to whisper sexy things in my ears, to make me feel I want to surrender to him, to let him takecharge of my body." Oladuni, age 21: "I[b] don't like guys that suck up to me. I mean,I enjoy it when guys buy me drinks and try to flatter me,but I am not going to be attracted to these men romantically.I mean come on - I need a man who is stronger than me - nota little boy.[/b] I want a REAL man who can love, nurture, andprotect me. I want a MAN I can ADMIRE, not a boy who admires me!" Sarah, age 28: "Men should realize that in today's world,women do not NEED men; We DESIRE men. We make the same moneyas them so we do not need their money. What we need is theFEELING of being in love. The feeling of surrendering to ourinnermost desires. Like, "I love him so much, I am willing togive up everything - just for him." -------------------------------------------------------------- Listen. There is a darker side inside every womanthat wants to be dominated by a real man. Not in a "beat meup and abuse me" kind of way, but in a "I want a man I can givemyself to" kind of way. Women DON'T want your gifts and flowers. They DON'Twant your hopelessly chasing after them. What they REALLY wantis a man who can GIVE THEM THE ROMANTIC FEELINGS THEY FANTASIZEIN THEIR DREAMS and make them feel WEAK in their legs. They want to think, "I love him so much. I wonder howhe feels about me, ", not "Wow. That was a nice gift. Thisboy likes me so much he brought me a necklace!" They want to feel like YOU'RE the "right one" for them,not because you "love" her and "admire" her, but because SHEfeels SHE loves and admires YOU. Listen: There are tons of women out there that are WAITING tosurrender to you. Your dream date is NOT waiting for you to buyher a flower or "gather the courage" to ask her out. She is waiting for you to ENTER HER LIFE by making her feel "hopefully in love" with you. She wants to feel weak in her legs and melt, into your body. So,  What if you knew EXCATLY how to interact with womenin a way that would make them feel they want to SURRENDER to youcompletely? What if you could build sexual chemistry with womenin a way that would make them think about you every moment? How would your life be different if you understood thekey to making women feel "weak" on the spot? Instead of feedingthem power by trying to "buy their love" with flowers, gifts, andcompliments, what if you could TAKE THAT POWER AWAY FROM THEMand make them SURRENDER to YOU? You would be walking around likea king because you would have complete confidence with women. After all, Why would you be afraid of women if they are already MAGNETICALLY ATTRACTED to you?

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exactly what is it you have to do to make her melt
i'm nice to you , care for you , buy you gifts not because i'm a millionaire and want to buy you, but because i care. and you are still waiting for me to melt you, with what i should ask??, with 500 volts electricity 
i see why women end up marrying jerks that abuse them for life. anyway one dave angelo said women are crazy. it is now that i believe him , BUT IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!

he he eh ehe he !! i will take loan and buy enuff dollar whenever he does that! LOL! after the fall the rise will come with out manufacturing we are doomed

I cannot order anything from Amazon and ship to Nigeria. Expansys UK turns down my credit card order for a HTC Touch Pro 2  because - as the apologetic customer rep said - '99% of credit card orders made on the Expansys website from Nigeria are  fraudulent'.
Ebay sellers are EXTREMELY wary about shipping to Nigeria. Most will not touch any orders from Nigeria with a 10 foot pole.
Sony didn't do this to us. We Nigerians did it to ourselves.
Fix your bloody country first before being self righteous.

Funny how 419 glorifying music like Yahoozee, Maga Don Pay and I Go Chop Your Dollar are major chart toppers in Nigeria.

Sony must have become very frustrated with the performance of their products in Nigeria, you know LG is giving them a serious run. The truth of the matter is that 'Yahooze' has dented 9jas image badly, but for Sony to use it an Ad for a product they still intend to bring to 9ja and sell, means they have either given up on 9ja or believe or more than that know for sure that 9ja will still buy the product.FGN going after Sony is meaningless , if 9ja have pride for their country FG /politicians included they should boycott Sony and all their products. but alas! , that will be a miracle. the country is already a failed project, i wont defend 9ja here or 'even 'Yahooze'. But another truth of the matter is that all those Yahooze songs are not as dangerous as  the products of 2Pac,Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Mobb Deep, Wu-Tang Clan and others that are chart topper in the US and around the world. as for Japan check out this links and see what they do to babies and fetuses:

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=9DC113B57F4313F7

as for Ebay they are just a piece of shhitt, i once sent a product inquiry to a seller on their site and wham !! they closed my account, saying action was not permitted and could lead to fraud. so i gave them the tongue lashing of the century they wont ever forget, the next day they asked me to come back and reactivate my account, i told them to go to hell.

This is not funny at all, i will like to see the end of the matter. all these banks are not giving us the best of service but i doubt if Oceanic is distressed as Sanusi says, i still have an account with them o o, used to be shareholder. i really want the truth to come out.

can some one just tell me how 9ja is going to become a world power or competitor to US with all the wickedness and injustice, + witchcraft+hatred+confusion+laxity+zero-truth-tolerance. . . + . . .+ you name it, that the nation drinks and breathes everyday. nex can you help us here, or you guys just dream one malaria dream and wake up to shout hail 9ja!!, is that how India and China got to where they are now?, pls answer me

didnt i read somewhere in NL that their leader died begging like a bloody coward he is. ya'll gon die screaming ,that's if you manage to cross the niger/benue line. he he eh he !!!! bloody desert baboons

THE FIRST THING THE FG AND SGs SHOULD TACKLE IS THEMSELVES, LETS FACE IT , THE POLITICAL CLASS IS NIAJAS BIGGEST PROBLEM NOT NEPA. BAD LEADERSHIP IS THE REASON NEPA IS NOT WORKING , THE REASON NOTHING ELSE IS WORKING IN THE COUNTRY, THE REASON FOR ALL THE INSECURITY, AND ALL THE MADNESS GOING ON IN THE COUNTRY.

When many ethnic groups are tired of being under the northern hegemony , i wonder who is going to fight  2nd civil war , people will just happily park up and go home. their war game or whatever it is called is useless. what they should be doing is to create rapport with the groups that have what they need before it is too late.

This is why we say people should be allowed to carry arms to defend themselves, this rubbish has really gone too far!!

@post
e be like say as oil don enter wahala FG don dey look for other means of raking up revenues. well the church angle no go work. period!!. a failed country with a sick president that cannot regulate what  its vampire politicians do with public funds should not even dream of regulating any religious body talkless of a church. dem carry chain tie any body for any church or mosque?, what are you going to regulate in the first place, seed sowing? or miracles? or preaching? or sing and pray? . if govt want's to protect the citizenry from abuse of  charlatans they should better the lives of the people they ruling and stealing from. it is poverty induced by bad leadership that drive many into places where they are being 'fleeced' .i say 'fleeced' b/c there churches that are true altars of God.

one question for all of you on this thread;
what if these yusuf and foi guys resurect in afghanistan tomorrow
i will like to see their morgue pics , pls.

ha ha ha
9ja may be terrible but, now i have no doubt in my mind that these oyibos are proper idiots, excellent mugus & mumus. how can some one in this 21st century still fall for such an obsolete 1980 trick. now we can see that greed and foolishness are colourless.

it is time to flush out the abuja tribe, can you imagine yaradull taking off to Brazil while the country is on fire, pple make una shine ya eye o o !!, e be like say something wan happen, so the guy just take style zap, b/4 im go become casualty

some times i just wish God will strike Aso Rock with fire and thunder!!!!!

[center][size=20pt]whenever bilygoat runs out of his usual silly crap to post , he will dig in to his farthole and out comes a thread like this one, pls rename thread
"str8 outta goat shiithole"[/size][/center]

[size=16pt]olodo poster + mumu post = idiotic thread[/size]

Asari thank you for saying the truth about Biafra . ogoli luo di abuo o mara nke ka ya mma heh he he!

Tylenol:

I know none of those 'Biafrans' in Ghana travelled on their Biafran passports!

we'll soon get a seat in UN, then ara agbazia ndi ara finally

Am just me:

Am thinking that the prison would be buggled into. There's too much suffering here so u equip a prison like that, alot of hopeless people will like to find their way in.

Hmmm, Naija Prison Break season1.

amarilo:

Mr Igbokaeze is An American citizen as he did not have a Nigerian passport when they cought him.
If he happen to be a good known Scientist nobody will call him a Nigerian.

are they also proposing to dump such a person in the proposed prison ?, they should go and build a prison in Tampa (Florida) for him can you imagine someone has proved he is an American criminal , they don t call in Miami Vice or DEA instead they advertise him as a Nigerian on their website.

~Sauron~:

I will cut you a contract if you agree with me. . . .
Can u supply the tiles and iron bars needed?

i will glady supply you every material needed at these rates

1carton of tile=convertion of 1 gas flare in Niger Delta
1 length of rod = clean up of 1 oil spill site in Niger Delta
1bag of cement = closing 1 loot account in UK bank
1trip of sand = conversion of 1 loot mansion in UK to FGN property

if you agree with me lets deal

make una leave sauron alone , he is a shareholder in the prison construction company, if not the owner of the company. i ghota go

bilygoat you are a disease, what is that thing you posted up there with the heading massob project , i couldn't even read it , dont you ever get tired of recycling shiit in your mouth?, pls go and look for work , when i look at your post i just see a refuse dump dancing around on the screen aww ! yuk !!!