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Family / Re: Help Needed, Fell In Ove With A Wrong And Very Older Woman. by Segfaultt(m): 9:14am On Jul 30, 2021
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


This boy will not kill me! 36yrs very old woman! I feel so ancient fa. I was looking to read 63yrd old grin. Ok, so I didnt eventually get to finish reading your troubles but I join myprayers with yours for resolution o tongue
he said he's 21, so the age Gap is wide
Family / Re: Help Needed, Fell In Ove With A Wrong And Very Older Woman. by Segfaultt(m): 9:14am On Jul 30, 2021
MrBrownJay1:


you enter via the back door like a thief in the night and now want to exit from the front door, lol!
nothing good can come out of this...as you are A) a kid in her eyes B) her son's friend C) ashamed of who she is and wouldnt want to be seen with her in public and/or introduce a woman of "that age" to your friends and family... but most importantly D) you have the wrong mindset believing that a woman with no money should just let any man with money take care of her, in exchange of whatever you seek (aka sell herself to highest bidder)...forgetting that this woman RESPECTS her damn self.
with those four options you enlisted above then I can conclude that his matter is dead on arrival

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Politics / Re: How Is Life After School? by Segfaultt(m): 9:00am On Jul 30, 2021
Irijosa777:
Greetings to you all
Straight to the point, knowing that I will be graduating this week give me unlimited joy. Leaving Uniben and its stress and that Economics department is more than just happy and thanking God for. But few days ago as I was expressing my joy over graduate a question stroke my mind and it was "do you know how life is after school?" This question really got me thinking because as a student I don't lack, my family have always provide for me. Please share your experience of life after school and also possible advise so that I can learn and prepare for what i will likely be facing as from next week.
Modified:
Note: I'm a graduating with approximately 100k+ in my account ( I decided to saved money as a backup plan from the catering service I was going and from the money my family was sending to me).
we need to talk on Whatsapp.
I need motivation.
Kindly drop your number
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Family Issue When Choosing Who To Marry? by Segfaultt(m): 8:55am On Jul 30, 2021
OBALOLA55:
TACTICALLY AVOIDING RABA KYARI’S THREAD grin


WELL I CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON’T WANT TO UPSET YOUR NORTHERN LORDS cool
you this dumbass, must all your existence on earth center on politics?
Get yourself a meaningful life please

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Strictly Friendship by Segfaultt(m): 8:54am On Jul 30, 2021
GalRenaissance:
Hi @op
I'd like to be your friend. I hope you don't mind.
I'm 24, female and lonely

I've sent you a mail.
Waiting for a positive response from you
drop your number
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For July 29 2021 In Nigeria by Segfaultt(m): 2:24am On Jul 30, 2021
LeeSantos:
grin there is no COVID-19 on the mainland.
See crowdy areas like Iyana Ipaja, ikotun, oshodi.

And since this started, I haven't received any call about friends or family who contracted is or even worst. Never heard my friends of friends get COVID-19.

So confused with all the figures in Nigeria and I don't even know one person that has had COVID-19.
there is no COVID-19 in Nigeria.
Don't let anyone deceive you.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For July 29 2021 In Nigeria by Segfaultt(m): 2:23am On Jul 30, 2021
seunlayi:
this is the regular statement of my Indian friend until 2 months ago when he lost his parents to convid19 and narrowly escaped it have taking some oxygen.
will you shut the hell up

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 55 Internet Fraud Suspects In Enugu, Ebonyi. by Segfaultt(m): 9:23pm On Jul 29, 2021
smartasuen:
Let them come to Benin where they will arrest like two million, seven hundred and fifty eight thousand, nine hundred and seventy two Yahoo boys in less than 24 hrs.
omo those people own worse oh.
Add delta too
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 55 Internet Fraud Suspects In Enugu, Ebonyi. by Segfaultt(m): 9:22pm On Jul 29, 2021
HenryDion:
If only our youths will divert all these energy into digital skills, Nigeria will be second to none.

With a smartphone, you can acquire a skill that pays you nothing less than $5k in a month on freelance alone.

You just have to sit your ass down and learn your craft.. Suffer now, enjoy later!

But most of our youths want to enjoy now and suffer later, hence the quick money mindset.

It's a shame!
worst of all them no even dey invest with these ill gotten wealth.
Dem just dey waste am up and Dan with flexing and clubbing

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 55 Internet Fraud Suspects In Enugu, Ebonyi. by Segfaultt(m): 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2021
dangoteinlaw:
Not that I encourage fraud but how do these guys do it? Be able to convince a human to pay millions of Dollars just like that?
haven't you been hearing of "cutting soap"? Eating faeces and bathing in the stream?
You can't do all these without jazz
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Funmi Iyanda's 50th Birthday Dinner by Segfaultt(m): 9:16pm On Jul 29, 2021
Commentor:


That thing in the caption?

I doubt he has it.

More likely sawdust.
the fahdiga moniker is an ipob so such ill comments doesn't surprise me cos that's how they behave.
Useless people

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Crime / Re: 2 Men Beheaded In Orlu,Imo.Heads Placed On Table 2 Be Seen By Residents(Pics) by Segfaultt(m): 7:46pm On Jul 29, 2021
BKayy:
British backed Nigerian terrorists strike again
your comments no dey ever make sense
Politics / Re: Police Panel To Grill DCP Kyari As US Issues Arrest Warrant by Segfaultt(m): 7:42pm On Jul 29, 2021
Yebosola:
Mod that ban me for 6 months,u do well oh,mi oni sepe,sugbon enu mi oni sure oh. I welcome myself back
i no con dey see your moniker again I con wonder where you been dey?
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by Segfaultt(m): 7:03pm On Jul 29, 2021
AutoChick4U:
aii
anticipating.
WhatsApp preferably.
Thanks
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by Segfaultt(m): 6:58pm On Jul 29, 2021
AutoChick4U:
OK. I'll call. Kindly drop in a dead thread
.
Kindly notify me when you receive it so I can obliterate it.
Thanks
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by Segfaultt(m): 6:55pm On Jul 29, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Yes it is
just realized I can't send a mail cos the mail attached to this account is inaccessible.
Mind dropping your number or should I drop mine you'd call so we could communicate?
NYSC / Re: 4 Prospective Corpers Die In Accident On Their Way To Katsina NYSC Camp by Segfaultt(m): 6:13pm On Jul 29, 2021
Glamouzpeter:

It is may be u have not done it well
Drop ur number then
I'll give u a call

Kindly notify me when you see this so I'll remove it.
Thanks
Politics / Re: Nairaland Stop Renaming Oyigbo To Obigbo In Rivers State, It Is Unprofessional by Segfaultt(m): 12:31pm On Jul 29, 2021
BKayy:
Of what business is the name of an Igbo community to a Bini-Ikwerre man.
Oga what concerns you with another ethnic groups name?
Busy body. Instead of you to focus on your Itsekiri ex slave masters that want to reown you Ikwerre people in this 21st century, you are here poking nose into Igbo affairs
what concerns Igbo here on an obigbo topic?
How does igbo relate here?
Don't be so foolish this afternoon
Politics / Re: Ijelespeaks Arrives Imo State Government House Dares IPOB To Kill Him - VIDEO by Segfaultt(m): 12:27pm On Jul 29, 2021
ChangedMan1999:
Everything Ijele or Udele or Oyigboupdate have been saying about IPOB is true. But the problem is that they are being sponsored by Northerners who will gain more if IPOB is exposed.( I am not IPOB zombie)


Julius Malema or Osagyefo or Menes Zenawi is right about IPOB. But his problem is the fact that he pushes a narrative that Nde Anambra are superior than the other 4 South Eastern states.


Ogboid is right about IPOB. But his problem is that he foolishly believe that some South South Igbo speaking want to be reunite with us South East.


B
God bless you.
You're a very good observer

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Politics / Re: Ijelespeaks Arrives Imo State Government House Dares IPOB To Kill Him - VIDEO by Segfaultt(m): 12:26pm On Jul 29, 2021
tempest01:
This guy, you wear cap and facemask, disguise go take picture, then run go back Abj, just for clout?


When your benefactors have no more use for you, then you'll regret all these your actions. It is sweet and profitable now.
another terrorist spotted.
So you mean the guy doesn't have liberty anymore?
Honestly the FG should leave these bandits up north and solely focus on flushing out you terrorists ravaging the SE
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: IPOB Declares Lockdown In Biafraland (Photo) by Segfaultt(m): 12:24pm On Jul 29, 2021
Whiteangel1234:



make we suffer we are not complaining .. you want freedom you no wan suffer
mechie onu gi dia lazy fool.
I sure say na your papa still dey feed you.
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by Segfaultt(m): 12:20pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ladymillion:
What about the men raised by single mothers? Ladies should avoid them too? Asking for my neighbour in Bradford
nice pics you got there.
What's your location?

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NYSC / Re: 4 Prospective Corpers Die In Accident On Their Way To Katsina NYSC Camp by Segfaultt(m): 12:13pm On Jul 29, 2021
Glamouzpeter:

Send me a mail, I can't drop my number here
mail attached to the account ain't working
NYSC / Re: 4 Prospective Corpers Die In Accident On Their Way To Katsina NYSC Camp by Segfaultt(m): 9:25am On Jul 29, 2021
Joydan95:

Same AKTC I entered in 2015 from Lagos to Uyo, i sat on the passenger seat by the driver. Omo see as my eye open, on getting to Edo state I realize this guy was running on a very great speed. I told him he is too fast his reply was “that is why I don’t like carrying woman in the front seat”.
He reduced the speed to normal soon I closed my eyes to rest a bit and almost everyone at the back did same just for one guy to tap me and told me to tap the driver that the guy was sleeping on wheels. I tapped him and started shouting that I will make sure I report him once we get to Uyo , he couldn’t talk again and he became alert all through the journey. We got to Uyo around 4:30pm (you can imagine the speed)
there's a speed breaker now with aktc buses,the complaints were already getting too much

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NYSC / Re: 4 Prospective Corpers Die In Accident On Their Way To Katsina NYSC Camp by Segfaultt(m): 9:19am On Jul 29, 2021
Glamouzpeter:

Am a 300l student of that Glamorous department
wow you're my colleague in the profession!
Kindly drop your number let's communicate
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For July 28 2021 In Nigeria by Segfaultt(m): 8:17am On Jul 29, 2021
Beancounter94:


As a frontline health worker, the thing is real.

What even makes me happy is that we are not seeing it as much as places like Brazil and India.

Forget cashout. No one is earning extra from this thing.


NotFarFrom:
the reason why you haven't seen is because you're fortunate and Nigeria has over 200m people in it. The total confirmed cases (176k plus) doesn't even pinch our population. I'm not as fortunate as you I have had over 10 friends who have been treated with COVID and 2 deaths. God help us.
all these useless and stupid paid agents sef, will you shut up that gutter mouth of yours?
Las Las na God go punish all of una there.
Fools
NYSC / Re: 4 Prospective Corpers Die In Accident On Their Way To Katsina NYSC Camp by Segfaultt(m): 5:59am On Jul 29, 2021
Glamouzpeter:

For real, what a coincidence
really?
Kindly drop your WhatsApp or mail let's get in touch as I'll need your help as I'm presently not in Uyo
NYSC / Re: 4 Prospective Corpers Die In Accident On Their Way To Katsina NYSC Camp by Segfaultt(m): 8:58pm On Jul 28, 2021
Glamouzpeter:

Yes
I studied library and information science there, graduated 2010, I'd like to process my M.LIS soon and I need information on the processes involved.
NYSC / Re: 4 Prospective Corpers Die In Accident On Their Way To Katsina NYSC Camp by Segfaultt(m): 8:49pm On Jul 28, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
When I heard this stuff in school today, I felt so bad
4 dead and many injured
you're in uniuyo?
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by Segfaultt(m): 8:44pm On Jul 28, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:

You want to fvck and clean mouth? wink
I have a fetish for single moms cool

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest ESN Member, Recover Arms In Imo by Segfaultt(m): 8:42pm On Jul 28, 2021
naijapips02:


We have EbubeAgu. ESN is illegal. Kanu cannot constitute a security body. Nobody elected him.
God bless you bro for this sense of wisdom.
You've said it all
Phones / Re: Between Iphone6 Plus And An HP Probook Which One Should I Buy? by Segfaultt(m): 7:59pm On Jul 28, 2021
loulynx:


Gimmie that friend digit. Make I follow am talk. I wanna sell my iPhone 7 I need a laptop. So is price is okay. And been it HP
how much do you intend selling the iPhone?

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