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Foreign Affairs / Re: You Are Playing With Fire, Ugandan President Warns Protesters by Sermwell(m): 11:23am
yarimo:
Obidients will soon rush to insults the president, because the agulu fraudster peter obi is also playing with fire in Nigeria .
Peter Obi will keep being relevant oh!!

There's no day agbado munching miscreants don't mention his mame cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: LASG To Start Charging Cars Parked Outside Church Premises Per Hour by Sermwell(m): 9:14am On Jul 21
Goodvibes007:
If true, then that's good. The streets are public property. When you inconvenience other road users, then be ready to pay some money for alternate roads to be built.

If the church doesn't want to pay tax, then they can construct a big car park for their worshipers and members.

Hopefully, it includes all religions.
Yeah but the Muslims can pray on the road! Werey!!
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Randy Jokes From The Opposite Sex by Sermwell(m): 5:21pm On Jul 20
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Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Philip Shaibu, legacy PDP members Defect To APC (Photos) by Sermwell(m): 5:19pm On Jul 20
yarimo:
According to majority of voters in edo state, INEC should just declare APC candidate winner as governor elect of edo state. just to avoid wasting of time and resources in that election. PDP, labour party and other political candidates already know that election is for APC candidate
You're a shameless liar!! Which of the Edo State? grin
Crime / Re: Blord Has Been Released, To Go Back To The Station On Tuesday - Verydarkman by Sermwell(m): 8:18am On Jul 19
Shedrick:
Seun should just hang himself. The fact that News abt this Dark Bastard Guy keeps making a front page is a serious sign of backwardness. Next?
You guys worship money without consideration the pains people go through because of Blord! grin

No wonder political criminals use you guys to catch cruise! Ode

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Politics / Re: Urgent Message For President Tinubu - Dele Momodu by Sermwell(m): 6:51am On Jul 19
Tinubu does not need any message!! Allow the old man and his useless supporters to be fooling around.
His useless agbado munching miscreants will soon come here and call me and Senator Ndume Obedients! grin grin

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Politics / Re: Phillip Shaibu's Full Security Details Have Been Reinstated by Sermwell(m): 5:40pm On Jul 18
MiracleMe7:
This man go pepper Obaseki the moment he becomes the governor of Edo State.
How will he become? Is he contesting in this year's election?
Literature / Re: Ogun State Hosts Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday Event by Sermwell(m): 5:23pm On Jul 18
haybhi1:
Lol, just as your whole people stand to wiped out of earth's history. Lol.🤣🤣
Lol, what have I contributed to the world at the moment? You think it's by emotion. Lol. Anyway, I'm on the path to etching my own name too. It's completely different from the field of literature though, that's not even my path. I'll try to give my quota to science and liberate some so much maybe my name may go into the annals of history. However, I would definitely never be found bringing down important and valuable people like Soyinka or doing needless cho cho cho, throughout my life. Peace
Shut up my friend!! You just told the whole world that your life is useless!! And when there's a life threatening calamity, Soyinka's life is more precious than yours.

Go and work on yourself abeg!
Education / Re: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by Sermwell(m): 2:49pm On Jul 18
11Monkeys:
They hypocritically released the results thereby contradicting their initial statement simply because the lead candidate this year is not from Igbo land.

They shiver and squirm like a possessed pigeon at the mention of the people dominating Jamb top position. grin grin

I'm not igbo but this list is highly doctored! Chai grin

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Politics / Re: House Of Reps Members Slash Salaries By 50% by Sermwell(m): 2:43pm On Jul 18
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Literature / Re: Ogun State Hosts Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday Event by Sermwell(m): 2:41pm On Jul 18
haybhi1:
Lol, this guy is unaware that if global war breaks out today and there are a few planes to save some people, they will put Soyinka, even at 90, in plane ahead of anyone in his clan or tribe, ahead of Obi, ahead of Achebe—no disrepect meant. Lol, such is the might of being relevant and creating value. No be to dey do cho cho cho.

Look fella, work hard in your life to hit that level. Contribute to mother earth such that your existence will remain indelible dead or alive
So his life is more important than yours? Chai! cheesy cheesy
The masses are incredibly stupid sha!! cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Methodist Bishops, Islamic Clerics To FG: Hardship May Lead To Chaos, Anarchy by Sermwell(m): 9:42am On Jul 18
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Education / Re: NELFUND Begins Disbursement Of Loans To Students by Sermwell(m): 7:11pm On Jul 17
LegendHero:


This cannot quell the protest we are doing in Abia. Otti the betrayer must pay living wage to the workers and not the 15k he is paying.

If Tulumbuuu like he should give student 1trillion, it won't stop us from demolishing Abia government house for betraying Abia workers.
Are you from Abia State or you're just fooling around as usual? cheesy
Politics / Re: LG Autonomy: 13 States Rush To Hold Council Polls by Sermwell(m): 8:37am On Jul 17
Hemanwel:
Nigerian governors been using LG funds to buga since 1900. Thank goodness! The Supreme Court nipped the illegality in the bud. Ã’ja ti burst!
How can you be this gullible? cheesy

The money still goes to the governors! They all have thier puppets in the LGs!
Crime / Re: FBI Arrests Kingsley Inegbedion For $1.5M Internet Fraud & Money Laundering by Sermwell(m): 7:53pm On Jul 16
Hollyharjii:


Silent is the best answer
After dropping a comment? cheesy cheesy
You don't even know the meaning of silence!

People dey ooh cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: FBI Arrests Kingsley Inegbedion For $1.5M Internet Fraud & Money Laundering by Sermwell(m): 7:46pm On Jul 16
Alliswell248:
America must be DEVELOPED by fire and force by the sore losers...aka Developers...

Oya...start cancelling America on X.

Noise makers
This illiterate doesn't know the difference between Bini and igbo names! Chai grin
Crime / Re: FBI Arrests Kingsley Inegbedion For $1.5M Internet Fraud & Money Laundering by Sermwell(m): 7:43pm On Jul 16
Hollyharjii:
Ain't surprise because people from that region can do the unthinkable

Na there ways
This illiterate doesn't even know the tribe of the accused!! He already thinks they are igbos! grin grin

Illiteracy bad ohh! cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Oba Akiolu Begs Nigerians For Patience On Tinubu’s Behalf by Sermwell(m): 7:37pm On Jul 16
Rantingpiglets:
Helinus is busy shouting herself hoarse, when her masters are begging and being civil.

These RONU Idiots will be the undoing of TINUBU and his record breaking failures.. grin


Who told you helinues is a "her"?
Are you that gullible? grin

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Crypto Billionaire Blord Over Fraud, Terrorism Links by Sermwell(m): 2:17pm On Jul 16
gigabyte13:
Na settlement go end everything
Once you hear say
Police arrest person wey get money...
Dem wan just cut there own share be that.
Mtchewwwwwwwwww
Lol... nah!
This one has gone viral! Nobody wants wahala.

BLord's ass will be fried this time. Especially when EFCC has been accused of taking bribe and setting him free the last time. Police won't want any such accusations!
Politics / Re: Sheik Gumi Calls For Peaceful Protests Over Hardship Under Tinubu Govt by Sermwell(m): 1:59pm On Jul 15
Paraman:
Don't sha disturb my movement in Lagos. You can protest in Zamfara or Kano
Mumu! Tinubu lost in Lagos!

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Politics / Re: ₦423bn Probe: El-Rufai Sues Henry Marah And Channels Television by Sermwell(m): 12:18pm On Jul 15
When is he suing Tinubu for denying him relevance in this government? grin grin
Werey!

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Education / Re: Gloria Young: Youngest Ever Female Sug Union President Of Fedponam by Sermwell(m): 12:17pm On Jul 15
Nadingo:
Yes! That's the North for you. I can bet my two balls that a core northern Muslim girl dares not to strive for such feat in a place like Federal Polytechnic Nekede. In fact, to get admission there will be hard for her.
You're a liar!!

People from the north need very low score to gain admission in the South.

In my set, the cut off mark for law was 75, but Farida Abdullahi got only 51 and was admitted.

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Romance / Re: 'I Need A Husband': What Do You Think About This New Behavior Among Women? by Sermwell(m): 12:10pm On Jul 15
Zooposki:
Wrong choice of words. They need a partner, someone to love and be loved in return, not necessarily a husband. A husband might just be a burden to them and not necessarily love them.
They are the ones who will be a burden to thier husbands!! Don't even try to change it!

Someone is begging to be married and you're saying their helper will be a burden to them? grin grin

Dey play

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Investment / Re: Oriflame Empowers Nigerians To Reach Their Happy Place In New Campaign by Sermwell(m): 11:22am On Jul 15
HenryThegreat1:

Lol
The job role was operations position but during the interviews 1st, 2nd and final interviews they turned it to field sales role.
cheesy cheesy cheesy Ah no tey you

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Elon Musk Calls For US Secret Service Director’s Resignation by Sermwell(m): 10:56am On Jul 15
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Investment / Re: Oriflame Empowers Nigerians To Reach Their Happy Place In New Campaign by Sermwell(m): 10:56am On Jul 15
HenryThegreat1:
Funny enough, I was recently offered permanent position with good pay, but I turned it down.
That was a scam offer!! If you had taken it, you would have regretted!! cheesy

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Politics / Re: LG Autonomy Can't Work, Nobody Emerges Chairman Without The Govs - Ayo Fayose by Sermwell(m): 9:16am On Jul 15
alizma:
This is nonsense coming from him, so we should just assume that the entire population is at the mercy of the governor's right?
He should wait and see.
Someone who is far more experienced than you in politics is telling you something and you're here arguing rubbish! cheesy
Without even being told, don't you know that move is trash?
A whole former governor is telling you something and you have the guts to doubt?

The masses are indeed gullible and stupid cheesy cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Trump’s Assassination Attempt Staged’ – Amanda Seales Alleges (Video) by Sermwell(m): 7:45pm On Jul 14
KingOfAllIgbos:
Very likely.

They could have used non-lethal ammunition. Low caliber.

There's a large percentage of Americans who were never in the military but can shoot ridiculously well because of their gun obsession.

Truth is; the failed assassination attempt is a huge boost to Trump's chances in the elections.

This pose .... is a killer one.👌
So even this pose doesn't look staged to you? cheesy

Who strikes a pose in such real situation? cheesy cheesy

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Literature / Re: Atiku, Sowore, Others Celebrate Wole Soyinka On His 90th Birthday by Sermwell(m): 12:32pm On Jul 13
AdesegunSanni89:
The Agulu repackaged fraud will not dare salute Professor Wole Soyinka because the nuisance is afraid of his headless brainless mob.
Why do you so much care about his salute? grin

His salute is so special to you that those who had saluted him is not enough for you cheesy cheesy

Calm down....Peter Obi will send his wishes later since people like you are already crying cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Kogi: I Will Reclaim My Stolen Mandate – SDP Guber Candidate, Ajaka Vows by Sermwell(m): 1:16pm On Jul 12
kedeojo:
Why did you people keep spreading lies. Was Obasanjo the Yorubas choice in 1999. It is on record that igbos voted massively for Tofa against Abiola. You are the hypocrite so I will quote you.
A Yoruba man is not Yoruba choice? grin cheesy

Don't that change the fact that igbos voted for a Yoruba man??
Go and the votes Tofa got got in South East, and compare it with what M.K.O got.

I just checked and MKO won all the South East states grin grin
Mumu wan change statistics
Politics / Re: Kogi: I Will Reclaim My Stolen Mandate – SDP Guber Candidate, Ajaka Vows by Sermwell(m): 9:51am On Jul 12
funshint:

You just did what you're accusing others of doing. What's the business of Igbo this and that in Kogi matter?
Shut up! You obviously don't like this truth. I'm setting the records straight for you brainwashed fellows! grin
Politics / Re: Kogi: I Will Reclaim My Stolen Mandate – SDP Guber Candidate, Ajaka Vows by Sermwell(m): 8:58am On Jul 12
Some tribalistic idiots will now flood this peaceful thread with their stupidity forgetting that they are just being brainwashed by the political elites!!

How can someone lie to you that igbos vote on tribalism and you believe? In this country, igbos have voted massively for Hausas (Yaradua, Shagari, Atiku) and also voted yorubas (Obasanjo, MKO)

Please can anyone show me when in the history of this country has the Hausas and Yorubas massively voted for an igbo man?

2023 election was the only time igbos wanted to vote their own but you call them tribalistic!
Is that not hypocrisy?

I know you're already thinking I'm igbo but guess what??

I DON'T CARE grin grin

If you cannot tell me when in the history of this country has Yorubas or Hausas massively voted for an igbo man to be president, dont quote me with your hypocrisy! grin grin grin

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