Travel / Re: The Current State Of Enugu Airport Runway (photos) by SHREKK(m): 11:45am On May 25, 2016 |
Mumu u don enter wheelbarrow before? |
Romance / Re: Why Did You Leave Your Ex? Share Your Experience. by SHREKK(m): 8:31am On Feb 17, 2016 |
Been spending for her but can't allow me to smell her panties and I hate loosing 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: You Don't Love Him/her, If You Haven't Shared Atleast Two Of These. by SHREKK(m): 1:39pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
iPhone password nko? |
Crime / Re: Man Trying To Steal A Phone From Woman’s Bag [photo] by SHREKK(m): 1:01pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Hahahaha |
Food / Re: Terrible.. Look What I Saw In My Drink by SHREKK(m): 5:21pm On May 27, 2015 |
Ignored |
Food / Re: Terrible.. Look What I Saw In My Drink by SHREKK(m): 1:33pm On May 27, 2015 |
That dirty Rug tho |
Politics / Re: Jonathan And Osinbajo Worship Together At Inauguration Service Abuja (photos) by SHREKK(m): 8:07am On May 25, 2015 |
The reason I love dat GEJ is that he is too matured,he is always taking things simple |
Education / Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by SHREKK(m): 5:42pm On May 23, 2015 |
Its 28 bro |
Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTO: If You Don ’t Know What This Is , You Really Missed by SHREKK(m): 12:48pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Dats Zobo na |
Music/Radio / Re: Don Jazzy Calls D Banj A Broke Dude In New Song by SHREKK(m): 9:55am On Jan 22, 2015 |
ajibolabd: why? Gej sponsored him to sing that. Blame it on gej. haba at dis time ur senses are still sleeping check ur clock and u will see what I mean |
Music/Radio / Re: Don Jazzy Calls D Banj A Broke Dude In New Song by SHREKK(m): 9:52am On Jan 22, 2015 |
FriedPlantain: oga titus you so pompous you go campus now your Money don lost
what kind of rubbish lyrics iš this one? ![](/faces/huh.png)
friedplantain hahahahahaha u dey vex oh |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 9 Things You Should Never Say In A Job Interview by SHREKK(m): 3:08pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
I don hear u,thx ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) [quote author=KIOSKPREMIUM post=29987657][/quote] |
Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate Matter - Tune Into Channels Television by SHREKK(m): 11:21am On Jan 21, 2015 |
temitemi1: Buhari don find him certificate ni ... GEJ till buhari find him certificate! I dey feel all ur comments jor carry go I dey Yor back lol 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Prof. Yemi Osibanjo Clears The Air About APC Kano Rally Photo He Tweeted by SHREKK(m): 7:07am On Jan 21, 2015 |
laffytaffy1:
[NOT WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE OP]
Lord have macy!!!!!! hahaha 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Junior Pope Dressed Like A Woman In A New Movie by SHREKK(m): 4:59pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Na real fool im be,we dey talk anoda one he dey talk anoda tin Eyepencil: FOOL |
Celebrities / Re: Junior Pope Dressed Like A Woman In A New Movie by SHREKK(m): 4:55pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
The costume is too poor,aah I trust white men dem for dis kind tin obinnaifeoma: Nollywood actor Junior Pope Odonwodo in a new movie titled 'Nwa Mary' dressed like a woman.
The movie is directed by Ebuka Onuma and produced by Rockcelly.
The movie stars Chuks Nwali , Odonwodo, John Paul Nwadike, Rachael Okonkwo, upcoming actor Nwachukwu Eric and many others.
Source/More photos: http:///7cq
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Romance / Re: She Has Never Received Anything From Me !! Could This Be Love? by SHREKK(m): 2:54pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
She is doing dat so dat u won't ask for her kpeku (quote author=2undexy post=29877005]Hello Nairalanders! I have been dating this my gurl since June last year and we did almost everythin in common. But the mystery behind our relationship is that she'd never ask for anything nor receive anything I gift 2 her. Though we've never had ssex before cos am not a fornicator ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) . The only thing she has ever receive from me is #200 airtime, and anytime i want to give her maybe some money or gift, she tells me she is not a materialistic lady that I should keep those things till further notice (imagine?). Pls Nairalanders, should i back out of this relationship or do you think she's the right girl for me?[/quote] |
Politics / Re: Presidency Visiting Nairaland Daily ( Photo) by SHREKK(m): 2:14pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by SHREKK(m): 12:48pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Atiku, Kwankwaso, Others Have Abandoned Buhari, Says PDP by SHREKK(m): 8:00am On Jan 18, 2015 |
[quote author=lalasticlala post=29889484][/quote] but wetin concern dem? |
Programming / Re: Goodluck Jonathan 2015 Game App by SHREKK(m): 9:35pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
korel9: Okay. But meanwhile...
Dare to be a Nigerian
If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;
But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.
If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;
If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.
If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;
If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.
If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;
If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.
If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;
If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.
If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;
But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.
If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;
If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.
If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;
If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.
If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;
But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.
If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;
If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.
If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;
But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.
If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;
But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard
If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;
If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.
In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.
In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.
Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".
Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.
They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.
Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.
Credit: KnightsTemplar
na only Mumu fit click Like for ur dumb comment,Ode 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Prof. Yemi Osinbajo Having Breakfast (Photo) by SHREKK(m): 9:29pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
So dat yeye man local like dis ![](/faces/huh.png) ? GEJ I see u 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: 5 Questions Obasanjo Asked Jonathan In Abeokuta Meeting by SHREKK(m): 2:33pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
I smell conspiracy |
Politics / Re: SSS Displays Documents Recovered From APC Office In Lagos(with images) by SHREKK(m): 9:55pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
mrborntodoit: When fresh air blow,APC yansh go open ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) hahahahahaha Naso |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Delves Into Business! Starts Manufacturing Of Snapbacks(photos) by SHREKK(m): 7:14pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
dovelike: Those small small boys will start buying it ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) hahahahahaha dats very funny 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Gives N500k Cash Gift To Stylist (Pictures) by SHREKK(m): 10:01pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Hahahahahaha can't stop laffin |
Religion / Re: Would You Denounce Your Faith For 100 Million Naira? by SHREKK(m): 11:05am On Oct 14, 2014 |
Sharp sharp na |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Beautiful Paintings by SHREKK(m): 12:45pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Na dat one wey no cover cloth at all na im I like pass,i feel like touching it : ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Business / Re: Is A Customer Always Right ? by SHREKK(m): 12:20pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Nawa for u ooh,so if customer come inside ur shop and give u dirty slap u go sey he right ![](/faces/huh.png) ![](/faces/huh.png) ? |
Politics / Re: APC: An Ally Of Corruption by SHREKK(m): 11:43am On Aug 21, 2014 |
Association of Past Criminals APC |
Fashion / Re: What Is The Name Of Your Body Cream? by SHREKK(m): 7:58am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Haha hahahahahahahjahaha funny u,i uses Fair And white cream and it's for whitening skin also it cost 5k |
Politics / Re: FG Unveils North-east Reconstruction Plan by SHREKK(m): 9:14am On Aug 01, 2014 |
Mumu |