*Copied* 1) I hate it when I go to toilet and nothing comes out then I end up peeing like a girl . 2) I HAD A BAD DAY TODAY My Aunty was searching for her panties in the house and she accused the maid in front of me and the maid replied "AUNTY I SWEAR I DON'T WEAR PANTIES, BRO DANDY IS MY WITNESS" #I_fainted .... . 3) CAN WE MEET This statement alone can make a girl tell you she lives in Canada . 4) Girls are so clever...they can introduce 3 Boyfriends to each other at the same time without causing a fight...She will be like ; MY LOVE, MEET MY SWEETHEART AND MY ONE AND ONLY BOO...and you will see the 3 idiots smiling at each other and say Hi boss whats good. #Let it stop this 2k20 . 5) The more I get to know people The more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat . 6) Sisters, why do you put on a seat belt when you are taking a selfie in a parked car? U think we will not know . 7) How do you even start arguing with a last born , I mean Someone who has never seen her mother pregnant. . I don tire for bet9ja . Even if you stake for 11 players to wear boot, one idiot go still waka with slippers come pitch. . 9) That song "EKWUEME" can make you return stolen meat with tears in your eyes. . 10) You want to be wise but you are Dating only one girl? Is that what King Solomon taught you? My brother improve. . 11) #Dear_Money , DID WE QUARREL?? Please If We Did I'm Sorry Come To Me My Love . 12) When you impregnate an ugly girl... Everything will change. Things like, your job, phone number and your address. . 13) Video calls should be booked in advance please, Stop stressing ladies to be running around for their wig and makeup kit. . 14) In igbo land we don't greet good morning, we simply say " Money oo "and they reply Money my brother" . 15) Ladies are suppose to be treated like an egg , but don't forget to fry them when they misbehave! . 16) Christmas Chicken Is Better than that Boy Who Said He Would Die For u. Christmas Chicken Actually died For You.. Chicken Is True love . 17) My Mum hides her money in the Bible, and the Israelites took it and she is now suspecting me . 18) Leaving a Man Because Of Cheating Is Leaving A Country Because Of Rain. It Rains Everywhere My Sister Sit Down... Nobody Can Stop Reggae. . 19) Once you hear people saying, "His girlfriend is controlling him", just know the relationship is going very well. . 20) Sometimes I get into a taxi & sit next to a beautiful lady and keep quiet just to prove that all guys are not the same . 21) Not everything you do that you must post on social media* _It been 2 months now , I've been in America, did I post it??_ . 22) Sometimes it is not the Tailor's fault.. #My_sister you just don't have the same shape as the lady on the catelogue . 23) Your girlfriend lost her dad and she's sitting on your laps and crying and your dick is standing DON'T YOU HAVE CONSCIENCE? . 24) Some girls will be forming slay queen but if you see the hand of their bra....it looks like Danfo driver's seat belt . 25) U will not know how long a night is until you sleep next to a lady who denied u of sex. #Ah swear . 26) Those of you that will be looking at me & expect me to greet you first , welcome to looking competition

1. Put away your phone in their presence 2. Pay attention to what they are saying 3. Accept their opinions 4. Engage in their conversations 5. Look at them with respect 6. Always praise them 7. Share good new with them 8. Avoid sharing bad news with them 9. Speak well of their friends and loved ones to them. 10. Keep in remembrance the good things they did. 11. If they repeat a story, listen like it's the first time they tell it. 12. Don't bring up painful memories from the past 13. Avoid side conversations in their presence. 14. Sit respectfully around them 15. Don't belittle/criticize their opinions and thoughts 16. Avoid cutting them off when they speak 17. Respect their age 18. Avoid hitting/disciplining their grandchildren around them 19. Accept their advice and direction 20. Give them the power of leadership when they are present 21. Avoid raising your voice at them 22. Avoid walking in front or ahead of them 23. Avoid eating before them 24. Avoid glaring at them 25. Fill them with pride even when they don't think they deserve it. 26. Avoid putting your feet up in front of them or sitting with your back to them 27. Don't speak ill of them to the point where others speak ill of them too 28. Keep them in your prayers whenever possible 29. Avoid seeming bored or tired of them in their presence 30. Avoid laughing at their faults/mistakes 31. Do a task before they ask you to 32. Continuously visit them 33. Choose your words carefully when speaking with them 34. Call them by names they like 35. Make them your priority above anything Parents are treasure on this land and sooner than you think, that treasure will be buried. Appreciate your parents while you still can. Happy fathers day

Amanee:
Your points involve women
Is that the best you could come up with?

That's just some out of the many mistake that can destroy a mans life

Just when you thought getting past the first date was stressful enough, you go through the whole “I love you” phase. Of course, it’s exciting. Your heart pumps, the butterflies flutter around in your tummy, but is this true love? What is love exactly?
What is love?
If you’re at crossroads where you try to figure out how you feel, you may ask yourself, what is love? I ask myself that question every time I’m in a relationship. Do I love this person and do they genuinely love me? How do I know? This isn’t easy.
Sometimes, we fall in love with the idea of someone or love someone who we think is a certain way but really isn’t. So, it’s not that easy of a question to answer especially when two people are involved.
#1 You can’t control it.
f you think love is something you choose, you’re wrong. Love is actually an uncontrollable feeling. Neuroscientist Gabija Toleikyte told the Wired that these feelings reach deep into our subconscious. If you think this feeling is created in the moment, your brain has been processing this already in advance.
#2 It’s linked to biology.
Well, here is where the whole idea of love becomes unromantic. Biologically, the feeling of love allows human beings to focus on one person for mating purposes. Essentially, this gives humans enough time to bond, make a baby, and nurture the child. I know you probably thought it’s about finding your soulmate. But actually, it’s about keeping the species alive.
#3 But what is love, especially true love?
Here’s the thing, the feeling of love isn’t uniform. You will experience love differently than I will. Remember, we’re all different. How we were raised and the way we think about love plays a factor. If your family was very affectionate, you’ll probably associate love with affection. Though, if someone isn’t as affectionate, that doesn’t mean they aren’t loving people.
#4 It’s about accepting the bad and good.
True love is about accepting their bad qualities. We all have bad qualities, it’s a part of being human. However, to love someone is knowing their bad qualities, yet, still wanting to be with them and share happiness with them. Sure, they always burp at the table and it pisses you off, but at the end of the day, you accept it without even blinking. That is love.
#5 It’s intense.
Understanding what is love can be a little tricky especially when trying to divide love and lust. However, there are some feelings that differentiate the two. Love is intense. You’re moody, your energy is bouncing off the walls, you feel drunk.
Lust is when you physically want that person, but love, while physical, is also highly emotional and mental. You don’t necessarily need to have sex with them. You just want to be around that person all the time.
#6 Your brain is highly active.
When you’re in love, your brain is put to work. Dopamine and serotonin levels are at their highest. These hormones activate your rewards system in your brain. Meaning it activates your focus, energy, craving, and motivation. This is why when you’re in love, you feel like you can do anything and you actually do things that you normally wouldn’t do. You’re on a love high.
#7 Love at first sight?
This has been a long debate of whether or not love at first sight exists. Though, scientifically it may not be the easiest to prove, if you experienced it then you know it’s possible. I had love at first sight with my ex-boyfriend, but I didn’t know what it was. I saw him, and I said, yes that’s it, that’s the one, and he thought the same. We were like magnets gravitating towards each other, it wasn’t controllable.
#8 People love in different ways.
Though the feeling of love is universal, the way people express love varies. You have people who need to verbalize their emotions while you have others who will never say “I love you.” Does this mean their love is invalid? Absolutely not.
Love is emotion and how people process emotions are all individually based. This is why some couples have problems due to the fact that they communicate love differently than one another.
#9 Love isn’t abusive.
Of course, love will make you angry and cry—this is a part of it. However, love isn’t supposed to mentally, emotionally, or physically degrade or suppress you. That isn’t love. Your partner should stand beside you, make you feel free. If that’s not the case, then you know that they don’t love you. This can be hard to hear, but it’s the truth.
#10 Love doesn’t have to be sexual at first.
There are many people who fall in love with people that they never thought they would want to sleep with. Love doesn’t have to start off with sexual attraction. It can start off with an emotional or mental connection and develop into physical attraction. Love is weird, what can I say.

In life, we all have to make choices and these choices determine our future or the outcome of our lives, however, it is so disheartening that many young men have missed it in life and are now living in poverty as a result of their mistakes while they were growing up.
These mistakes prove to be very deadly, so I'll be highlighting some of such mistakes to prevent others from making them in life.
1. Unwanted pregnancies:
The fact is that every child is a blessing and a gift of God to his parents, but however some have turned to hunt their parents due to the fact that they were not ready to shoulder such responsibilities at that time.
The current economic and social-cultural situation of our country is hard already, it is extremely hard for a young man to work his way to the top, now add the responsibility of taking care of a child it is a mammoth task as he would only be crushed by the weight.
Many unwanted pregnancies occur during or shortly after secondary school a time when the two people involved are still under the care of their parents, the result is that they will drop out of school and the male goes in search of a job with no certificates or with just SSCE.
The female also is greatly affected as she would be forced to drop out of school and may never go back again, and if the person who impregnates her doesn't marry her that may be the end for her as men a selective when it comes to marrying a single mother.
The male goes in search of a job no more time to further his education as responsibility pile up him or is A very tough situation, your life can never remain the same after that experience.
2. Marrying a bad woman:
Love is mostly the reason why people get married but some still marry out of fear, agreement, lust, arrangement, pity the list is endless.
The irony is that any marriage that is not based on true love can not last and a wrong partner can pose a great challenge to one's future plane, you can't succeed with an angry woman in your house she will frustrate your effort.
All men seek happy he's but only a chosen few archives it as the rest are stuck in a web of commotion with their partners, a woman who hates you or a jealous spouse can go to any lent to make sure that she destroys everything that can make the man happy.
And when you don't have peace, you can't eat good food you just can't think right, i know a man who has such a wife she would always look for ways t fight with him a and he is a good man and doesn't beat her, she has fought off all his family members now the man is alone.
She made him lose his office job due to overthinking and has also frustrated his efforts to get another, she is not bothered about money since her parents are rich, she doesn't cook or perform her duties as a wife to him, all these are things that can hinder a man's progress.
We only pray that God guides us in life, and also shine your eye.

Some say 'life begins at 50,' but I say life for a young responsible man begins at 30 years.
So, I have written this article majorly for my male readers but if you follow my page and you are a woman, you should share this article with your male friends. They all have to read this.
Below are 11 things every 30 year old responsible man should know how to do.
1. Know how to buy bedsheets and towels.
A 30 years old responsible man should know how to get himself some new towels and bed sheets.
If at the age of 30 you still have only one-bed sheet and towel then you need some figuring out to do.
What happens when you want to wash them?
What do you do?
2. Know your measurements.
You should know your measurements if you are 30 years of age and above.
I mean, your actual measurement and not just, "small, medium, and large."
You don't need to go to your tailor every time you need to make a nice suit or get some well-tailored pants. You could call him to tell him what you need and text your measurements.
3. Know How to communicate.
Every responsible man should learn how to talk. If you don't know how to, you better start learning. It's not too late to learn anything.
Communication is what keeps a responsible man in a health relationship therefore, it is an important skill every man should have.
4. Know How to knot a tie.
If you don't know how to knot a tie and you are 30 years old, then we should be worried.
It's a skill you should acquire in your teens or early 20s. However, as I said early it is not too late.
Please go and learn how to knot one.
5. Know how to dress to match.
At 30 years of age, you should be dressing well.
The 'anything goes' habit should be dropped before your 30th birthday, please.
You should know what pants to wear with what socks and what kind of shoes will match.
They mustn't be expensive, but at least these are basic things every responsible man should know how to do.
6. Know where to get nice underwear.
A 30 year old man cannot be walking around with holes in his boxers just because people can't see it, he must be ashamed of himself.
Boxers are not expensive.
Come on, please you should know how to get new ones.
7. Know how to save.
This is another thing every responsible man should know how to do. You have to know how to save.
Spending all your income is something that a 30-year-old responsible man should not be doing.
Be wise.
8. Know how to listen.
A great man is a man that listens to others more and talks less.
As a 30 years old man who wants to be responsible, you should learn this habit and start practicing it.
9. Know how to pee.
You can't be 30 years and when you pee, you mess up the place.
A responsible man should know how to pee without splashing the whole place with urine even if he is in his own house.
He should know how to flush everytime you use the toilet. It's commons sense.
10. Should know how to clean.
A responsible man at 30 years of age can't depend on his siblings, girlfriends, or wife to help him out always.
He should know how to do some basic domestic cleaning, have a broom, a dustbin, toilet brush, and bleach.
Stop living like a bushman.
11. Get a clean Hair cut.
A responsible man at 30 should know how to get a good hair cut regularly.
He should want to look good. It's a good business to look good.
These are the 11 things every responsible man at 30 years of age should know how to do.
If you do them before, keep doing them.
If you don't and you are 30 or older, then you have to start

Hear Tu Face.....
When DJ Anyaloko....the journalist interviewing 2Face Idibia asked him why he chose to marry Annie Idibia out of all the women in his life?
He relaxed back on his sit, took a deep breathe in reflection and gently answered her with this:
“You see, Perro Adeniyi who gave birth to my first son graduated from a top UK University as a medical student and is now a doctor. She is very beautiful and intelligent from a very wealthy family”.
He continued “Sandra who gave birth to my other two kids is a dealer in expensive diamond and gold jewelries. She was already a multi-millionaire when I met her, she owns one of the most expensive houses in Banana Island. Her family too are very well to do."
He took another deep breathe and continued “Falilat who gave birth to 2 kids for me is also a very intelligent first class Lawyer. She has worked on and won many big cases for so many wealthy men and women in this country and abroad, that’s how she made her money and she too is very beautiful as well."
Then with a loving gentle smile on his Face he took another deep breathe and said this “But you see Annie is from an average background like myself, we both started from nothing. She stuck by me through it all. When there was no car she hopped on bikes, took the bus and trekked with me, when there was no money or house or hit songs or or millions of albums sold or big awards and accolades, when I used to repeat just 3 sets of clothes, she would always hold my head, look into my eyes and tell me things will be fine one day. When I wasn’t handsome, she would call me her Prince Charming, when I wasn’t celebrated, she called me her KING and said she is my number one fan and to this day she still is. Even when I made it big as a musician and started misbehaving and controversies almost destroyed my career, she would go down on her knees and pray to God to show me the way and give me victory over my enemies.
Now if I was still that poor boy struggling to make it like every other young chap on the streets of Lagos, do you think a Doctor, a Lawyer and a multi-millionaire business woman will want to look at me twice or even have my kids? NO.
So to answer your question, I didn’t chose who had more to offer me, I chose Annie because she offered me her all when we had very little."
- Tu Face

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

‘How much is an ice cream sundae?’

’50 cents,’ replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it.

‘How much is a dish of plain ice cream?’ he inquired. Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient.

’35 cents,’ she said brusquely.

The little boy again counted the coins. ‘I’ll have the plain ice cream,’ he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and departed.

When the waitress came back, she began wiping down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw.

There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were 15 cents – her tip.”

1. Dear Bachelors, i hope this lockdown makes you see reasons why you should marry?
Some are cuddling, you're chatting
2. Before you agree to marry him, my sister check the size of his head, things are not easy in the labour room nowadays.
If u know u know
3. Girls who listen to John legend & Ed Sheeran songs can never break ur heart.. But you see those Cardi B fans.. Fear them
4. My brother, that girl you are calling small girl is the same girl your old uncle is begging her to stop calling her "Sir" that his name is "Joseph or Joeboy for short"
5. All those grls singing, "Bye bye, to yeye bf". I hope Zlantan yaff bot ur Xmas dress ohh.
6. Girls will be like,"Wetin guys dey wnt 4rm babe na just kpansh(sex), you gimme ur papa land wey i reject am??
7. I dont know why some people are so impatient. How can my neighbor be playing Xmas song in May?
8. Some call it rice, others call it Rice bùt the correct pronunciation is RICE.
Argue with your English teacher.
9. Why do girls feel embarrassed when their wig falls off?
Do they think we believe it was their hair?
10. My sister, that make-up was meant to enhance your beauty not to change your identity. Get sense small nu
11. This days, when I look at my account balance, I just pity my next of kin.
12. Dis mawnin i wanted to eat Fried rice, Salad, chicken and Hennesey. Buh, my wallet was telling me Akara, beans nd pap.
13. Say u want ur privacy, no b 4 bus. You wee b scrolling on ur Instagram page, person go 4rm no were tell u."Guy scroll back, i no see dah grl picture well". You well??
14. Guy wake up, brush ur mouth, comb ur hair, shave ur beard, put on beta cloth, appy perfume. Na broke u broke, u no de mad.
15. If u hav mouth odour, nd ur wearing face mask. No reason am, ur just eating d fruit of ur labour.
16. If sumboris child doesn't post me. Nd caption"LOML". Am still single.
17. I wee post all dis tinx, nd sumboris child wee pass witout liking nd commenting. Thunder wear slippers fes.
Whch wan weak u p

Once upon a time, a man found a butterfly that was starting to hatch from its cocoon. He sat down and watched the butterfly for hours as it struggled to force itself through a tiny hole. Then, it suddenly stopped making progress and looked like it was stuck.

Therefore, the man decided to help the butterfly out. He took a pair of scissors and cut off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily, although it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.

The man thought nothing of it, and he sat there waiting for the wings to enlarge to support the butterfly. However, that never happened. The butterfly spent the rest of its life unable to fly, crawling around with small wings and a swollen body.

Despite the man’s kind heart, he didn’t understand that the restricting cocoon and the struggle needed by the butterfly to get itself through the small hole were God’s way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings to prepare itself for flying once it was free.”

#No matter what always struggle don't lose hope just try over and over again.
#Remember always the one who struggle , the one failed many times are the successful .

Spending our life together with the right person is what everybody want but how can you achieve it is by not going after money, beauty and material things.
Go after deep feelings
Real things
Somebody that understand what love is all
about Not somebody that only understand what sex xxxxxx is all about.
Sex is not all you need in your relationship.
.
One day you will understand that sex and money is not the most important things in love ...
Be wise!
If your partner can do without you Please leave that relationship If somebody is not afraid to lose you....walk away.
Love anyone who cannot do without you... anyone ready to do anything to keep you...
Care and adore you...
Respect your feels...
How can you live, stay
and do without your lover
and you call it love ...
Please don't allow somebody to gamble
with your heart...
It is hard to get a spare parts of your broken heart.
The only one you suppose love
is the one that will adore you,
Appreciate you,
care for you,
treat you well,
fight for you,
being there for you always
And ready to settle down with you in the future.
A person that want the best for you,
Any person ready to sacrifice a lot because of you.
Anyone ready to love you with unconditional love is the one that deserve your love, don't settle for nothing.
DO YOU AGREE WITH ME ??

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1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to;

2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the other person remembers asking for it from you. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes;

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner. If possible ask them to order their choice of food for you;

4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem;

5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public;

6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time;

7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative;

8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all;

9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're;

10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you.

11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately;

12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will;

13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next;

14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness;

15. Treat the cleaner with the same respect as the CEO. Nobody is impressed at how rude you can treat someone below you but people will notice if you treat them with respect;

16. If a person is speaking directly to you, staring at your phone is rude;

17. Never give advice until you’re asked;

18. When meeting someone after a long time, unless they want to talk about it, don’t ask them their age and salary;

19. Mind your business unless anything involves you directly - just stay out of it;

20. Remove your sunglasses if you are talking to anyone in the street. It is a sign of respect. Moreso, eye contact is as important as your speech;

21. Never talk about your riches in the midst of the poor. Similarly, don't talk about your children in the midst of the barren...or talk about your spouses around those who don't have.
Lastly, STAY HOME AND STAY SAFE, COVID-19 is real.

Mr joker
1. Nigerian Dad would turn on NTA and sleep. He won't wake up oh, but once you change the channel, that's when you'll hear: "Put it back my friend"
2. Really love my Bae, even if her Dad warns me never to step my foot into his compound i will go with wheelchair
3. Is it wrong to sanitize ur neighbors chicken wit hot water and then quarantine it in ur fridge??
4. I entered Bike early today and the Okada man was singing; "if I die make una no cry for me" Oga please make I come down. I am yet to make it in life
5. Chai, ATM queue wahala....Yesterday afternoon at First Bank's ATM, a girl walked up to me and said, "Please sir I'm in front of your back". Out of annoyance I replied, " Come and stay in the centre of my front".
6. It's when your subscription finish you'll remember that you have games in your phone, that's when you'll discover your talent in playing candy crush...Some people will even turn to engineers , they'll go to settings on their phone and scatter everything...Data is life
7. My mum be like "I'm talking and you are quiet"
Me: but mummy.....
Mum: Keep quiet I'm talking and you are talking...
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8. I made 2million naira in one week. How did you do it? Very Simple. "If you can think it, you can do it" Motivational speakers are mad i swear
9. Once am married, I will have 2 kids, 8 sons, 7 daughters, 5 children, 3 babies and 1 pikin
10. Being hated is nothing new to me. I once appeared on the list of noise makers when I was absent from school. They said it was the echo from my noise yesterday that they heard that day.
11. I almost jumped out of the bus window today when one slay queen said "please increase the volume of the window, heat is hitting" . I swear her English almost hit me out of the window.
12. It's only African parents that will advice you for 6hours and still tell you "I don't have much to say"
13. When your mum is chasing ‍‍♂you with belt,and she falls down Just know that it is over for you, your own Don finish patapata be that, just beg God to blow the trumpet
14. U are in a bus and suddenly the driver shouts, Am tired of this life! Be honest what will you do? As for me ooo I would jump to the nearest ocean I hate rough play
15. When they want to give us drugs as a kid.
American Mom: Open Your Mouth.
Nigerian Mum: Do Aaahh Hahahhaahah
16. Even Rats sef want to be among the richest animals, a rat entered my room, instead of going to where I kept my crayfish and dry fish, its was heading towards my 50 naira.... Na kill I kill am �
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17. Hey! Stop asking me if am single . Do i look double to you
18. I'm just imagining the kind of hunger that hooked the person that discovered coconut could be eaten *
19. Before the # CORONAVIRUS if you sneez people around would say God Bless you
buh if you sneez lasan this period in a public place.......... Ohhh my God yah dead
20. Main reason why I haven't travelled abroad is if I get chased by a dog that dosen't understand kai... kaii... kaiii....
.
21. What date did buhari announced the first lockdown? I want to calculate something.
Somebody wants to put pregnancy on me
.
22. When will native doctors do their own giveaway?
Even if it's one fowl,we don't mind

Stop wasting your time trying to convince yourself that someone who doesn't call, text or communicate with you, loves you.
When a person loves you, they'll always be moved to hear from you:
They'll always be moved to know your welfare.
They'll show you they care, they'll call you regularly, no matter how busy they are.
If they don't show care to you in the name of being busy, it means you're not important.
Stop killing yourself over people who don't even remember that you are alive.
Stop killing yourself over people who don't care how you feel.
When people don't care, it simply means you ain't valuable to them.
Nobody ignores what/who they love and cherish. As such;
Pack up yourself and start doing without them.

Stop punishing your handsome self ...
Stop breaking your own heart by yourself..
Stop calling her phones endlessly and when she doesn't pick, you hide your caller ID or even buy a new line and continue the calls..
Trust me, she saw your missed calls and choose not to return them...
She is not too busy as she claims. Wasn't she busy when she accepted you ? Didn't she make out time from her busy schedule to spend time with you ??
Didn't she make out time to call and chat with you even it's late night ? Though she was busy and didn't pick your call at the first ring?
What changed now ?
Stop bugging her friends with calls asking after her and her whereabout biko ....
Believe me she probably had discussed you with them and they know you ain't her man
, so they will keep toying with your head and make jest of you after the calls ......
Real women don't discuss their man, so stop giving them reasons to talk about you
....
She sees your calls and messages, she just doesn't want to respond..
She is done with you ...
DONE AND DUSTED!!!!
Trying to get her back, is just flogging a dead horse, or watering a dead flower. ...
Believe me, you will loose yourself trying to get her back ...
She is busy giving another man that attention she is denying you... sounds funny right ?
Some girls are just immature and cannot tell you they are done ...
They just leave you in the middle of nowhere, wondering what happened and where you got it wrong.. ...
It's her loss not yours, if she fails to see a wonderful person you are ....
Pick up yourself and let her go, cus you are everything another woman is praying for...
LOVE is not meant to be forced!!!
Cry , grieve, do whatever you will, but do not make a fool of yourself....
Keep your dignity and self respect!!!
Besides you never believed you will meet her, so believe there is someone better than her waiting for you !!!
Put yourself together Bro
LET HER GO!! Move On Bro!!!

1. When you fall in love make sure it's with somebody who treats you exactly how you deserve to be treated.
2. Love somebody who wants to know everything about you,from your favorite color to your childhood memories how you managed to survive all those years.
3. Love somebody who can make you laugh,who kisses your forehead and who notices all your flaws but chooses to see past
them.
4. Love somebody who listens to whatever is on your mind,who protects you and always reminds you how blessed they are to have found you.
5. Love somebody who you can't stay mad at for more than an hour because you miss speaking to them,who knows every freckle on your face, every stretch mark on your thighs, every scar and every tear.
6. Love somebody who you can plan your future with,and most importantly love somebody who is God fearing.
7. And lastly don't forget to make them feel loved in return.
If you agree with these 7 reasons i have given should be considered in finding love.... Comment in acceptance

1. Morning Dear, hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up and get ready for work. Don't forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday.
2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, I hope you are enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you !
3.Yes dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you.
4. Don't put yourself under pressure my love, I know you will achieve your goal. You have my full support.
5. Don't forget to say your prayers by 9am, 12noon and 3pm. Remember our strength is in God. Call me when you are ready for the prayers so we pray together online.
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6. Hello dear, are you back from work. How was your day. .. Hope it was not stressful?
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7. Good evening dear, i just wanted to call to find out how your weekend is going.
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WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS A LIABILITY/ SLAY QUEEN.
1. Morning babe, send me some airtime,
please bae.
2. Hello sweet, I am coming over for some
pizza over lunch? And someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one please. Love you xoxoxo much.
3. Hey handsome, buy me data please. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and Brazilian hair. You will let me know when you are ready to get me these. Loving you lots.
4. My friends are doing their birthdays this weekend at Ever Land Garden on Friday, Anita in Eko Hotels on Saturday and Famimi on Sunday at the famous Ark City, We must attend all. Cancel all your appointments.
5. Baby, I don't feel like talking , can we chat please....
A reasonable guy will marry a lady that is an asset to him and not a liability. Guys are not stupid.
NOTE:
So, if you are wondering why guys are dumping you, please check yourself, You might be the reasons for your own misfortune....
(Wanna speak for the Guys!!!!)

"Karma" is a Sanskrit word meaning literally "action", "word" or "deed".

In Buddhism, karma refers to intentional thoughts, words, and actions and the energy created by those thoughts, words, and actions. 

The awareness of karma existed before the Buddha, but the Buddha is said to have clarified our overall understanding of it.

Karma is simply an energy. It's our own intentional thoughts and actions. It's the energy we generate with these actions which affect us now and in the future in a very real sense.

It's not a system of reward and punishment and it doesn't doom us based on past mistakes. Karma is unbiased. It's impartial. And it's ours to control.

1. Think like a gangster.
2. Act like a gentleman.
3. Speak like a businessman.
4. Walk like a lion.
5. Treat everyone like they were your mom.

You’ll be winning at every level of life.

DriggityDre:
I guess I'm familiar with all of them. You misspelled number 1. It is glabella with a 'B'
Number 4 (wamble) is actually a UK slang, like 'innit'.
Number 9 (overmorrow) is now archaic/obsolete. The word is rarely used.
You also misspelled number 20. It is brannock with an 'R'

Thanks for the correction�

A lot of times, couples get pissed off with each other by the way they respond to each other. We can do better if we learn responses in the *affirmative* and not in the *combative*. Let's read the following:
1. Statement: Are you okay; is anything the matter?
- Wrong response: Can't you see yourself; what kind of question is that?
- Right response: I'm not feeling fine; I think I need some attention.
2. Statement: I got wounded in kitchen.
- Wrong response: I've told you to always be careful with knife.
- Right response: Oh sorry, let me have a look. Please be more careful with knife.
3. Statement: I'll like to eat corn flakes.
- Wrong response: No way! It's for the children; and that's for one month! Take garri if you are hungry.
- Right response: Okay, you can eat a little. I trust you'll give us money to buy another.
4. Statement: I'm really hungry.
- Wrong response: Even I myself have not eaten since morning.
- Right response: Oh sorry, let's see if there's something you can manage for now.
5. Statement: Why don't you do it this way?
- Wrong response: Why is it that you always find fault with what I do?
- Right response: Well, I've tried this before and I think it will work. If not, I'll try that.
6. Statement: I want more food.
- Wrong response: Ha-ha, it has finished. You want to finish all the food in the house?
- Right response: Sorry, please manage that for now. We are down on food stuff.
7. Statement: Handle that thing carefully please.
- Wrong response: Am I that daft? You will just be talking to me as if I don't have any sense.
- Right response: Yes dear, I will.
8. Statement: Haven't you finished what you are doing?
- Wrong response: You are seated there doing nothing and you are asking if I've not finished!
- Right response: It will still take a while; can you please lend me a hand?
9. Statement: I bought this on my way; I thought it will be useful.
- Wrong response: How much did you buy it? What! That's too expensive.
- Right response: Thank you; it will indeed be useful. Thanks for the surprise.
10. Statement :Am feeling Hot today, I will like us to make love.
Wrong Response : Ha ha, is it food. Am tired ooo.
-Right Response: Whaooo. Dear, for it to be mutual enjoyment, can you please wait till early in the morning. I'm so tired right now.
_A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.
Please send to your spouse and other couples, not for the purpose of condemnation, but for continuous improvement of your/their love relationship.

1. The space between your eyebrows is called a glaella.
2. The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor.
3. The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet.
4. The rumbling of stomach is actually called a wamble.
5. The cry of a new born baby is called a vagitus.
6. The prongs on a fork are called tines.
7. The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands on them is called phosphenes.
8. The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent.
9. The day after tomorrow is called
overmorrow.
10. Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus.
11. The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.
12. The 'na na na' and 'la la la', which don't really have any meaning in the lyrics of any song, are called vocables.
13. When you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark (like this ?!), it is referred to as an interrobang.
14. The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi.
15. The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye.
16. The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called dysania.
17. Illegible hand-writing is called griffonage.
18. The dot over an “i” or a “j” is called tittle.
19. That utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.
20. The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called Bannock device.
HOW MANY OF THE ABOVE DID YOU ALREADY KNOW?
#STAY_SAFE

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.
2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.
3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.
4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.
5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.
6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.
7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.
8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.
9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...
10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...
11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800
12. At 35, morning cry...
13. At 40, God why
My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying....

Until you are Married, you are Single
Stop deceiving yourself
Let's clear this confusion and mentality:
1. We just got engaged (single)
2. I live with my boyfriend (still single)
3. We have been together for 5years (super single)
4. He had credit in my name (very very single)
5. I call his mother and she calls me also (connected single)
6. I stay at his place (foolishly single)
7. He post my pictures on social media and uses my pictures as his dp (first class Mumu single)
8. He comes to my house everyday (end of discussion single)
9. He has come to see my people before traveling abroad (living in bondage single)
10. All his family knows I’m his future wife (senselessly single)

I know many Ladies gonna be angry with this post but try learn from it.
Men, how do some of you even cope with dating a broke Lady? I know some still don't understand what I mean by Broke ladies.
I mean:
1. A Lady who doesn't have transport fare to see someone who she claims she loves every damn time.
2. A lady who can't get you a birthday or a Valentine's day gift, but expects you to bring down the world for her during hers.
3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5mins, Always flashing and complaining she doesn't have airtime even when you know you just sent her airtime.
4a. I mean how do you Men cope dating a lady who thinks relationship is an occupation; where she is supposed to be paid and taken care of?
4b. Even if it's an occupation, what services is she actually offering to be privileged to receive such benefits?
4c. Or is she a ghost worker?
( NB: sex is not a benefit ONLY to men )
How do some guys manage to date such ladies?
Am not saying this because what I'm seeing in so many ladies that doesn't know thier values as a woman.
5. No wonder suicide and depression victims are mostly men.
6. See guy, don't ever date a broke lady no matter how gorgeous you think she is. They are serious liabilities.
7. Rather date a lady who adds something beneficial to your life. Things like Emotional Intelligence, Financial Intelligence, Spiritual
Intelligence and other Intelligence.
8. Date someone who's capable of calming the storm within your soul (An average man has enough storms ), and not someone who
adds stress to your life.
9. Forget that yehn yehn talk, don't tolerate any woman's brokenness or stupidity just because of her physical beauty.
10. There are actually a lot of extremely Gorgeous and Beautiful ladies with common sense.
11. So don't ever think of settling for less brother.
One thing I've realized about all these broke ladies is not that they don't actually have money...
12. Most of them do; but it's just that they're So greedy and for that, they are broke and hungry......
They kept on searching....
Any lady involved in such act should change from now..
Men be wise!..

1. If you speak too much, you will lie 2. If you think too much, you will be depressed 3. If you cry too much, you will lose your sight 4. If you love too much, you will be lost 5. If you care too much, you will be taken for granted 6. If you play too much, you will not be taken serious often 7. If you trust too much, you will be betrayed 8. If you work too much, you will die of stress 9. If you eat too much, you will be obsessed 10.If you sleep too much, you will be idle 11. If you spend too much, you will have no future 12. If you wear make up too much, you will lose your beauty 13. If you look too much, you will lose your focus 14. If you pursue life too much, you will lose everything. *BUT..........* * When you pray too much, you will have everything * When you are patient too much, you will have the whole world * When you invest too much, you will have your future guaranteed * When you let go too much, you will have peace of mind *When you are careful too much, you will be saved of many evils.*

Let us evaluate ourselves with these types of wives.

*Different Kinds Of Wives

*1. DICTIONARY WIFE*
A dictionary wife is a wife that does not welcome other people's opinion. She is always right in her own eyes.

*2. BOXING PARTNER WIFE*
She has no submission. There is contest for leadership. She is very difficult and full of troubles and arguments.

*3. HEAD MASTER'S WIFE*
She is very arrogant, stubborn and disobedient. She is richer and powerful in one area or the other than the husband and she combines these powers to cause trouble at home.

*4. Party Wife*
She is highly social. She hardly stays at home because of parties and pleasure.

*5. Pampered Wife*
She is not used to anything hard and she is expected to be treated like a leprosy patient. She is very fragile and sophisticated.

*6. Dustbin Wife*
She is extremely dirty and disorganized. The sitting room is like a toilet and the kitchen becomes an empire of rats. Clothes are unwashed and so many things are left to be very dirty.

*7. ADC Wife*
She has zero tolerance for other women close to her husband. She is hostile to any woman close to her husband and sometimes police the husband like detective.

*8. Acidic Wife*
She is always ready to fight being moody and keeping malice for days. She has an acidic mouth that when she talks, it can be very terrible.

*9. Office Wife*
She just pursues her job and her career. Every other thing is secondary and all functions in the house are handled to housemaid. The children are not used to her, She is a career wife. *(But Thank God for Shutdown, for such kind of wife they will have no choice than to stay with their children )*

*10. Grandmother's Wife*
She is completely ancient in thoughts, outlook and behaviour. If you tell her to wear night dresses, she will refuse and demand to wear her wrapper because of spirit husband. She wears very careless and disgusting dresses. She can refuse a kiss that it will cause asthma and also sex in the afternoon, that it will make her to give birth to albino.

*11. Pepper Wife*
She is very hot and aggressive. She does not like to relate with people and always finding faults with people. She is a thorn in her husband's flesh. Her husband's heart beat for fear anytime he wants to talk with her. She is too aggressive and difficult to live with. She is violent in nature.

*12. Spinster Wife*
She likes doing everything on her own and her dressing does not show that she is married. She is not serious with her marriage and chooses many single ladies as friends. She enjoys laughing out a lot without her husband. She is married yet like to live a lonely and a single lady's life.

*13. Occasional Wife*
She loves maids and nannies so much and lack good qualities of a good wife. She goes out a lot and comes back whenever she feel like. She has no time for her children and toy with her husband's emotion.

*14. Kingdom Wife (Godly Wife)*
She is a blessing to her husband. She gives her husband rest on every side, she is a builder and not a destroyer. She is very friendly and accommodative, her husband is proud of her. She is a virtuous woman *Prov. 31:10-31*

Be the Best you can be today
Happy Mothers day❤

Copied...
1-Don't marry because of SEX
2-Don't marry because of BEAUTY
3-Don't marry because of PITY
4-Don't marry because of MONEY
Marry because of CONVICTIONS
Marry because of PURPOSE
Marry because you heard from God
*When you find a society where marriage works,it's a society where God prospered..
*In marriage your individuality will die
*In marriage your self will have to give way
*Marriage is a theatre that reveals how insufficient you're
*Marriage will eventually reveals how empty you're
*if you loose your sense of sincerity in marriage, you will never be a good husband.

1. A woman is such a school u'll never graduate from. 2. A woman is not like 'detol advert', if u don't take care of her...others will. 3. Your wedding certificate with her is not a"driving license"; its just a"learners permit"! 4. It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to change when she does, but if u mess it up, u might just forget it. 5. She can be a very bitter pill, and a very sweet angel, it all lies in ur approach. 6. A woman hardly forget things; she remembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt. 7. A woman can be highly secretive..most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and friends to cry! 8. ALL Women 'loves' to be begged! They love it more than they love men often! 9. When a woman is angry, over half of what she says- she doesn't mean dem.. 10. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she loves. # True or # False?

*According to psychologist there are three types of intelligence*
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*Intelligence Quotient (IQ)*
*Emotional Quotient (EQ)*
*Social Quotient (SQ)*
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1. *Intelligence Quotient (IQ)*: this is the measure of your comprehension ability", solve maths; memorize things and recall subject matters.
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*2. Emotional Quotient (EQ)*: this is the measure of your ability to maintain peace with others; keep to time; be responsible; be honest; respect boundaries; be humble, genuine and considerate.
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3. *Social Quotient (SQ):* this is the measure of your ability to build a network of friends and maintain it over a long period of time.
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People that have higher EQ and SQ tend to go farther in life than those with high IQ but low EQ and SQ. Most schools capitalize in improving IQ level while EQ and SQ are played down.
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A man of high IQ can end up being employed by a man of high EQ and SQ even though he has an average IQ.
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Your EQ represents your character; your SQ represents your charisma. Give in to habits that will improve these three Qs but more especially your EQ and SQ.
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EQ and SQ make one manage better than the other.
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Pls don't teach children only to be IQ but also to be EQ and SQ.
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Now there is a 4th one :
A new paradigm
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4. *The Adversity Quotient (AQ)*: the measure of your ability to go through a rough patch in life and come out without losing your mind.
AQ determines who will give up in face of troubles, who will abandon their family or who will consider suicide.
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To parents.
Expose children to other areas of life than academic. They should adore manual work (never use work as a form of punishment), sport and art. Develop their EQ, SQ and AQ. They should become multifaceted human beings able to do things independently of the parents.
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Finally, do not prepare the road for the children. Prepare the children for the road.
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Please stay safe,

1. Respect him, honour him, submit to his leadership.
2. Praise him, celebrate him, adore him.
3. Listen to him when he talks, look into his eye ball, give him 100% attention when together.
3. Support his vision, business, ministry, career.
4. Be his number one fan and cheer leader.
5. Cover his unclothedness, don't expose his weaknesses to friends, families and foes.
6. Listen meekly to him when he corrects.
7. Always correct in love, don't shout at him, ridicule, disgrace and abuse him both in private and public.
8. Serve him quality food when due.
9. SEX MATTERS FOR WIVES:
a. Be eager to make love to him whenever he needs you unless you are seriously sick, tired and worn out.
b. Learn to be hot, wild and passionate or gentle, slow and rhythmic depending on how he wants it.
c. Shamelessly flirt as occasion demands.
d. Keep body in shape after childbirth, don't allow your v*g fall apart.
e. Always go to bed sparkling clean and smelling fresh.
f. Be eager and sometimes initiate love making.
10. FOR SINGLES AND THE ENGAGED:
a. No sex is allowed before marriage.
b. No kissing, romancing, necking and pecking. When a man gets milk for free, he won't buy the cow.
c. Let him pay your bride price first and marry you properly.
11. Pray for your man daily.
12. Be gentle, loving, sweet and tender.
When all these qualities are backed up by prayer, your man will find it difficult resisting you, leaving you, abusing you or divorcing you.
He becomes a lamb whom you control with ease. Allowing him be the head makes it easy for you -the neck to rotate and direct the head anywhere you like.
He will totally adore you, honour you and literally bow before you.
Men honour women who honour them. It is the law of sowing and reaping. You reap what you sow in relationships. If you treat him like a king, he will undoubtedly treat you like his queen. Thanks for reading. . God bless you. Cheers!