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Romance / Re: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by simoen(f): 1:15pm On Apr 30, 2008
i've tried it countless times
it was invigorating. . . . .i just dey release dey go



lmao!!!u re really sick. . .
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 1:12pm On Apr 30, 2008
jojomi
all criticism and advice are noted, but,


but wat jojo?undecided undecided

Have faith, she might not be prego embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by simoen(f): 12:53pm On Apr 30, 2008
@ topic
even ontop the transformer is good
that place get sexual energy


saucekid
try it then come back and tell us how it went. . . . grin grin
Romance / Re: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by simoen(f): 12:49pm On Apr 30, 2008
girl sits at the piano pressing some keys, 
guy creeps up her and tenderly grabs her jogs from behind
they get on the piano keys and rock and rool.

truly, where else could be better than making love on the piano in the living room and listening to natural music.

beat that!!

ROFLMAO!!!. . . . . Juz imagining it grin grin
Romance / Re: Would You Attend that Wedding? by simoen(f): 12:21pm On Apr 29, 2008
i prefer staying away. . . .

but if he left me 4 some1 else . . . and i got som1 betterof him,
meeen i will go wit d highest cloth and gale wit ma man grin grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 12:13pm On Apr 29, 2008
and again what if d girl has taken some pill and didnt tell her boyfriend about it, because @ 22 she is no more a kid, she must have known d koko asin what 2 take after sex shocked grin this dayz u never can tell. . . . .Shit Happens
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 12:06pm On Apr 29, 2008
Fellow Nairalander,

i'm 25yrs of age, my girlfirend is 22yrs, she visited me this weekend in which we had sex several times, she there after told me that her last menstration period was 12th April, (this month), going through somebooks this morning on Ovulation, i discovered that it is a wrong period of having sex, please help me out what should i do, although insemination was not all inside
she must not get preganant,

please reply



nairalanderzzz na wa 4 una ooooh
dis guy want advice, una don rusbish am finish, call am all sort of name, even give d pikin name, meen na wa,
this guy said this weeknd, and dis weeknd means, 4 - 3dayz ago)  and he also say, his tin no pour 4 inside d abuna, una dey kill una sef.
wel 2 me its possible she wont be prego cos d tin no go inside.though the first liguid icecream dat comes out can also impregnant a gurl and even if d tin enter, deris plan B, and it work, believe me!!
so make una no crucify d boy abeg, its possible she wont be pregnant, even if she uses d plan B now now, try it
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Im Seriously Looking For Somebody Any Good Female Availalbe by simoen(f): 3:22pm On Apr 28, 2008
AM HERE grin grin
Romance / Re: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by simoen(f): 1:05pm On Apr 28, 2008
AT THE BEACH cheesy undecided lipsrsealed


its the most romantic place u can DO it grin grin
Romance / Re: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by simoen(f): 11:48am On Apr 28, 2008
@ topic
another place is . . .at the office at your boss table or the secretary table grin grin

has anyone tried it?? shocked shocked
Romance / Re: How Will You Feel by simoen(f): 1:31pm On Apr 26, 2008
guess u are not happy she told u dat, wat if that frnd told u abt it, what wud u have done?


think abt it
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by simoen(f): 11:51am On Apr 25, 2008
hey any birthday mate, mine is FEB 5TH, waiting
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Welli & Cixluv by simoen(f): 11:33am On Apr 25, 2008
willi tell us who u go follow naaa Haba, na wa 4 dis kind love in nairaland oooo grin grin
Romance / Re: A Girl With White Pubic Hairs by simoen(f): 1:42pm On Apr 21, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed




**shakes head and zoom off***
Romance / Re: Would U Have Gone Into Such Relationship? by simoen(f): 12:14pm On Apr 21, 2008
i fink u shud throw more light on ur story,
tell us wat exactly happened, embarassed
Family / Re: My Friend Consistently Beats Up Her Mum! by simoen(f): 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2008
how big is this girl?, and how small is the mother? hmmm

Daughter beating mother, i was imagining how small d mother will be,
come imagine my sef beating ma mother, na only one hand she go take carry me throw away,  grin,
Meen she needs prayers and deliverance,, [sub]na ogbanje dey worry her[/sub].



Nemesis awaits her period.
Romance / Re: Can Former Homosexuals Make Good Partners? by simoen(f): 2:00pm On Apr 16, 2008
@ steaming
Once one, always one. Can't see him making a good partner to a straight Person

Not true, pple change my dear,

@ topic

yes they can adjust, if they meet wit d right person, juz my view[i][/i]
Romance / Re: Beauty Or Character, Which One Would You Go For? by simoen(f): 4:01pm On Apr 15, 2008
i will go 4 d one with character, d then beauty come after wen deris MONEY 2 chop up grin grin
Romance / Re: Would You Read Thru A Phone Left In your Care? by simoen(f): 3:40pm On Apr 15, 2008
yes i will even in his presence, let-alone 2 days? abeggii, i will look,peep,touch,glance evn read and remember 2ru evry evry.it's no big deal grin grin ;Dlol
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Makes Me Cry by simoen(f): 3:28pm On Apr 15, 2008
wat a pity, crying becos of a guy dat doesnt love u? oooh ma GGGGGGGGGGARDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Makes Me Cry by simoen(f): 3:25pm On Apr 15, 2008
Re: My Boyfriend Makes Me Cry
« #2 on: Yesterday at 03:42:25 PM »

the guy is just messing around with u because he has seen that the love is more on your side,and you're really showing it to him,ignore d guy if possible try and stay away from him for one month and see if he wont come running back to u,


**shakes head** sigh**and zooms off angry angry
Romance / Re: Can A Cultist Be Ur Lover by simoen(f): 3:16pm On Apr 15, 2008
True talk my broda,girls pretends alot and som are alwayz proud of dating dem sha and dey will even tell u 2 yr face or warn u if u step on their shoes, but 4 me na small no, lol undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Me,my Boyfriend And His Ex. by simoen(f): 2:47pm On Apr 15, 2008
i think this chick is BLINDLY INLOVE, please dear open yr eyes,use yr head not yr heart, this dude is juz trying to play u,he is waiting 4 d right time 2 sort tins out and go back 2 his ex, beside its juz weeks old u met,so let him go back 2 his EX, plzzzzzz




i]]*** shakes head**zoom off lipsrsealed[/i][/

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