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Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:32pm On Aug 19, 2008
That is why somebody got smacked by everybody for doing nothing to nobody and just picking on anybody.
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 4:29pm On Aug 19, 2008
trying to download some new applications on NLD site!
Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:26pm On Aug 19, 2008
u all need to fasten ur seat belt for the ride wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:21pm On Aug 19, 2008
U's about to see sometin u'll never regret
Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2008
See who's talking,

Clemskull the Grim Reaper shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 4:06pm On Aug 19, 2008
what do u recommend
Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:04pm On Aug 19, 2008
Thanks girl, if we need Jesus then i'm is prescribing Satan for u.
Jokes Etc / Re: Customer Service by sincity(m): 4:01pm On Aug 19, 2008
Down boy! down boy!

Here go cacth the fishbone tongue, u's just a toothless greyhound lipsrsealed

Run along then boy!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: I Roove Dis Boy Wellwella by sincity(m): 3:57pm On Aug 19, 2008
undecided undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 3:53pm On Aug 19, 2008
Then i gats to get me some double upgrading like yesterday dude.
Jokes Etc / Re: Customer Service by sincity(m): 3:51pm On Aug 19, 2008
Zooooommm striaght into my Roooomm tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 3:46pm On Aug 19, 2008
U are most WELL COME cool
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 3:44pm On Aug 19, 2008
Sorry dude, my system does not have the wife 1.0 version.

Just installed girlfriend 5.0, worked some miracle, planning on adding another version to bust the speed grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Customer Service by sincity(m): 3:41pm On Aug 19, 2008
tytylayor:

who dey tlk?

Dr Who
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2008
, when the nightnurse 0.0.7 (NLD version) 2008, has been installed its automatically wipes away wife 1.0 and does an upgrade to girlfriend 7.0 to girlfriend 20.0xp.

I personally think that's cool. wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 3:27pm On Aug 19, 2008
, then everybody screwed somebody when nobody was looking at anybody, but it was sure nobody knew anybody had been screwed. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Customer Service by sincity(m): 3:22pm On Aug 19, 2008
To where

Which Room

My Room!!!

Kokolets!!!

Rite now grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Customer Service by sincity(m): 12:19pm On Aug 19, 2008
chioya:

come again

tytylayor:

to where

On her FACE shocked grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 12:10pm On Aug 19, 2008
Spoke with my System analyst, says incase system is about crashing, install nightnurse 0.0.7(NLD version).

This will bust the operating system and eradicate possible virues. grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Try It, You'd Lyk It. . . . . by sincity(m): 5:06pm On Jun 30, 2008
Truth be told, everybody on this thread is a confirmed IDIOT grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Help Me Save Her From A Terrible Playboy Please by sincity(m): 1:42pm On Jun 27, 2008
Hi'

U could equally send her to me and i will hear her broken heart wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 10:08am On Jun 18, 2008
Wo men are just beautifulgrin
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 10:11am On Jun 11, 2008
I thought this thread was about what women and men are?

So wtf are u guys do.

Women are like notepads, when u are do with a page u start afresh with a new one grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 3:22pm On Jun 07, 2008
U could just accept and swallow ur type grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 3:09pm On Jun 07, 2008
Yes u mean WO men grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Words by sincity(m): 3:07pm On Jun 07, 2008
Yeah! yeah! try rubbing it in.

U just ain't cool like that cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Words by sincity(m): 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2008
@princesa,

u aren't cool like dat
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 2:41pm On Jun 07, 2008
shylladear:

yes guys just for the ladies so would you plz get of our tread grin angry

And who the HECK are u , to spit such out lipsrsealed

princesa:

@sincity
atleast they get re-sold, but chewing gums get thrown away.


men are also like oranges, suck up the juice, eat the flesh if you wish and leave the rest 4 goats. tongue

U mean Women are like oranges.

Women are like diapers, they are non- reusable. U mess they up once and dump them grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 2:01pm On Jun 07, 2008
@lysaa,

Which exam are u going to write, SSCE or Post-Master's Diploma grin

Anyway best of luck to u. And make sure u don't make use of advance Micro-Chips grin

princesa:

nice one lyssa
they all made me laugh wink

men are like chewing gum, when the sweets are off, u simply throw them away or stick them somewhere 2 go get another lol grin

Women are like cars, when they are new u want to take the out, show off with them to friends, etc, , but once it's old u just get tired of it and don't bother to take it out anymore. cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 5:17pm On Jun 06, 2008
shocked shocked shocked

Nice one bro.

But u were just too brutal grin

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