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Crime / Re: Thief Who Invaded Church Building To Steal Tithe And Offering Money Gets Stuck by Sleekfingers: 4:40pm On Jul 06
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Lazy youth
Crime / Re: Two Shot And One Kidnapped In A Bank Robbery Operation In Delta State (Video) by Sleekfingers: 4:33pm On Jul 06
82man:
People are hungry, what do you expect from poor people is high rate of criminality, police will work tire , and prisons will full


Lame excuses. ..
Politics / Re: Court Did Not Void Edo PDP Guber Primary: See Certified True Copy Of Judgement by Sleekfingers: 4:30pm On Jul 06
Obaseki don foolishly kill PDP in Edo.

The battle is between LP and APC......

And Shuibu will work against PDP. .
Politics / Re: 59 Dead Persons, 369 Ghost Workers On Anambra Payroll — Commission by Sleekfingers: 4:19pm On Jul 06
chiiraq802:
Corruption knows no bound or tribe.
Nigerian Polithiefcians are fantastically corrupt.


Are the ghost workers politicians?
Both Nigerian leaders and followers are senselessly corrupt.

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Culture / Re: Ikwerres Deny Ancestral Affiliation With South-East by Sleekfingers: 8:38am On Jul 06
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Crime / Re: Wike To Security Agencies: It's Not Tinubu's Job To Identify, Confront Criminals by Sleekfingers: 1:06am On Jul 06
oluwaseyi0:
So he's just a figure head commander in chief


What do you want commander in chief to do? To take arms go start fighting insecurities?

If you like don't protect yourself.......be waiting for commander in chief.......
Crime / Re: Security Guard About To Sell Car Left In His Custody Nabbed By Police In Niger by Sleekfingers: 12:58am On Jul 06
Justiceganduje:
See his cone head.



How about this? Olori pelebe

Crime / Re: Onyekachi Kingsley Ugochukwu Disappears After Answering A Phone Call In Abia by Sleekfingers: 12:57am On Jul 06
Some Nigerians and their foolishness
Travel / Re: Driver’s Two Legs Broken In A Lagos Road Accident, LASTMA Says by Sleekfingers: 12:56am On Jul 06
olatunjie6746:
Am sorry please am in need of a assistance for the sake of God am suffering a lot since i lost my job to the extents that i don't have anythings to eat please try to assist me and by grace of God you shall never experience a backwardness and untimely death in your life and by the grace of God you shall never shed tears of sadness and sorrow over any of your family member and your love one's amen, Please even if it's to eat this my acct

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I am .......not Am .....online Almajiri
Travel / Re: Oyinbo Man Spotted Speaking Fluent Pidgin English In The UK (video) by Sleekfingers: 12:27am On Jul 06
EreluRoz:
No big deal. This is how Africans downgrade themselves by themselves

So annoying


I grew in ikoyi . And around expatriates families in our neighborhood. Their kids speak Yoruba fluently , including their parents. .so what's the big deal?

Many people working at some embassies in Nigeria or have worked there speaks pigin fluently, including hausa and Yoruba.
Crime / Re: Thief Caught In The Act Shows Exactly How He Broke Into The House (pics/video) by Sleekfingers: 12:21am On Jul 06
Pinkyposh:
It will continue as long as there's hunger.
People are hungry...
May it not get to the stage of eating one another


Lame excuses....

Tell me in the world where there is no burglar. ..
Sports / Re: You Need Help, Can’t Become Legend With Mouth – Oliseh Fires At Mikel Obi by Sleekfingers: 10:52pm On Jul 04
99thEnemy:

didn’t watch him play.

he stopped playing in 1998 which explains why I didn’t because my active interest in watching football started during the 2002 korea/Japan worldcup.


Okay. I understand
Politics / Re: LGBT: Knocks As Nigeria Signs $150 Billion Samoa Deal by Sleekfingers: 9:07pm On Jul 04
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The will celebrate Pride month in Nigeria in style next year.
Business / Re: CBN Threatens To Penalise Banks Rejecting Mutilated Naira Notes by Sleekfingers: 8:52pm On Jul 04
900warriorz:
But Nigerians sef too do...If you see the way some people handle our money ehn


Some people dey squeeze am and put it in their Bra.
Business / Re: CBN Threatens To Penalise Banks Rejecting Mutilated Naira Notes by Sleekfingers: 8:51pm On Jul 04
ijustdey:


https://www.thecable.ng/cbn-threatens-to-penalise-banks-rejecting-mutilated-naira-notes/amp/


That's good...
When I am back in Nigeria. I will take all the mutilated money in my possession to the bank. I will if they will reject it again......bunch of useless people
Romance / Re: Lady Shows Off Her Massive Navel Bigger Than Man's Joystick (photos, Video) by Sleekfingers: 8:46pm On Jul 04
Something that can be easily corrected. Why bringing on social media?

Very soon . Some people will start shoving themselves defecating in their various toilets on social media.

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Sports / Re: You Need Help, Can’t Become Legend With Mouth – Oliseh Fires At Mikel Obi by Sleekfingers: 8:33pm On Jul 04
001Lagos:
All this coach no dey respect themselves . They think by being former eagles player automatically makes them a legend .

In my opinion, I think the only legend in the super eagles right now is Victor osimhen . Dude single handedly gave his club side Napoli SERIA A cup after about 34yrs. That's what no eagle player has ever done.

I think Victor osimhen is far greater than finding george

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The same Osimen that was running and jumping like mad Antelope at the Afcon ?
Currently most big clubs are avoiding him like plague .

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Sports / Re: You Need Help, Can’t Become Legend With Mouth – Oliseh Fires At Mikel Obi by Sleekfingers: 8:29pm On Jul 04
99thEnemy:

Jay Jay Okocha, Kanu Nwankwo. cool


Nothing ever beats these two for me. cool

They are the G.O.A.T of Nigeria of their respective playing positions . cool

Rashidi Yekini
Sports / Re: You Need Help, Can’t Become Legend With Mouth – Oliseh Fires At Mikel Obi by Sleekfingers: 8:27pm On Jul 04
gistray:
Mikel talks very carelessly

He goes uninvited to Podcasts hating on people for no reason


An average Nigerian talk carelessly. Check out. See how people talk on Nairaland. ill- bred children without nothing in their skulls.
Twitter , Facebook and other platforms.

Look at how Victor Osimen reacted , like a garage boy.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Warns Promoters Of Planned Protest by Sleekfingers: 1:17pm On Jul 04
lexy2014:


Did the EFCC share evidence that protesters are planning to carry arms?

What will protesters do with arms?

If they are carrying arms, is that a protest?


They probably got a tip off.....

It is their right to protest. Without destruction of properties or endangering other people's lives.
Properties / Re: ‘many Structures Will Go Down’, Lagos Blows Hot Over Flood by Sleekfingers: 9:28pm On Jul 03
There is absolutely something wrong with these people, always like to whip up tribal bullshits.......

Wahab should please do the necessary. If they are not comfortable with it, .....the last time I checked. There are 36 states in Nigeria, plus the FCT making it 37.....they should relocate there and be building anyhow to block the drainage systems.


Awon developer ISONU

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Politics / Re: EFCC Warns Promoters Of Planned Protest by Sleekfingers: 7:34pm On Jul 03
johnog4sure:
Why are u afraid, protests are democratic


Did you read , where he said, they are planning to carry arms?
It is their right to protest. But if any break down of law and order occur, it is the responsibility of our security agencies to deal with them mercilessly.
Family / Re: Husband Hits Wife's Head With A Pestle In Asaba (Disturbing Photos) by Sleekfingers: 3:18pm On Jul 03
Staying in marriage is not by force. Leave that animal.
Travel / Re: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Sleekfingers: 3:16pm On Jul 03
Joclebs:
We shouldn't forget Lagos is a coastal city irrespective of the axis you find yourself ; mainland or island.

Most of this floods are caused by us. We casually throw plastic and nylons on the roads and in our canals.. This promotes flooding to an extent.

Then the people building indiscriminately on flood passages..

Lagos has a blueprints, Real Estate companies and Private individuals should adhere to this blueprints and we'll have a better Lagos!


The government need to enforce the laws. Most people get coconut heads

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Travel / Re: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Sleekfingers: 3:15pm On Jul 03
leo047:
Lagos state still remain a glorified slum

Flood no dey happen for Europe and North America?

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Politics / Re: National Assembly Pushes For Two More South East States by Sleekfingers: 10:45am On Jul 03
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits South-east Governors, Moves For Nnamdi Kanu’s Release by Sleekfingers: 7:06am On Jul 03
And he expect Tinubu to interfere in Nnamdi Kanu case. ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The same Tinubu , Kanu called all sorta names?

They can continue killing themselves in the southeast.. were they not warned about the monsters they were pampering?
Awon olori pelebe
Politics / Re: Bill To Create Etiti State In South-east Scales First Reading by Sleekfingers: 8:10pm On Jul 02
Good for them. At least them go let person hear word.
Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Tells Tinubu To Use Nnamdi Kanu As Jonathan Used Tompolo by Sleekfingers: 7:29pm On Jul 02
Zeezenho:


Worry about hungry killing your dad and the rest of your home before then. Check the. Man out he look wey better than your dad that's if you have done.

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Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Tells Tinubu To Use Nnamdi Kanu As Jonathan Used Tompolo by Sleekfingers: 4:01pm On Jul 02
Zeezenho:


This main reason nigeria is called zoo and everything is always going south. If a country can emback on illegality to prove a dumb point and ridiculous herself before the international community dont you seen something is wrong with the Buhari and people like you?

MNK have been in the justice system for 3 years now they can't even convict him because no court can. You now see how dumb the zoo is.



Kanu will die there. And nothing will happen. He is leaving that place in a body bag.
Politics / Re: Return 22 Official Vehicles: Edo Govt Issues 7-day Ultimatum To Philip Shaibu by Sleekfingers: 3:09pm On Jul 02
salem1996:


With all honesty, a military rule fits this nation above any other.


I believe you know that , the military crippled this country. It all started after Murtala Mohammed was assassinated.

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