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Celebrities / Re: I'm Dangerously In Love With My Husband - Tonto Dikeh Gushes by slimzey91: 6:44pm On Apr 20, 2016
nepapole:
I pray say u no go come tell us anoda tin in few months.
must u always be negative.
Family / Re: Lady Dies In Accident At Cele Mile 2,Lagos?(pics by slimzey91: 9:22am On Apr 20, 2016
pinceprinz:
olosho ni. I can see it in her eyes!
u r a brainless human 4 talking abt a dead soul with so much disrespect.
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Diezani’s Husband, Alison-Madueke by slimzey91: 3:17am On Feb 18, 2016
waterhouse071:
GOD bless this present administration. For Nigeria to be great again all looted or laundered money must be recovered.
whr is all dos money recovered reported 2 b going into. . . Cos d economy is still suffering. . . I buy cake stufs 4 my customer 4 less than 2500 depending, 2day 35000 no reach me buy anything.
Romance / Re: We Aren't Married But He Wants These From Me by slimzey91: 10:49am On Feb 05, 2016
missKiffy:
All these i can only do when we are married, even if i will do it while dating, it wouldn't be compulsory
na ur type de so pass. . . If u ask me na who I wan ask. . . @op I think it has 2 do with understanding BTW u both. It's nt wrong 2 do fewtins 4 ur guy over d weekend, but u sound like ur affair with him lack communication. Try and let him know u really don't lick d way he demands u 2 do sumtins dt's obviously against ur will or u show him 2ru ur actions. In BTW don't b rude wen telling him. Our mothers did worst cos who born dem 2 talk dir minds. . .
Travel / Re: Terrible Accident Involving Corpers Along Ore Road (Graphic Pics) by slimzey91: 12:49am On Jan 21, 2016
Tnk u jesus for not making my family and friends mourn over me. . . All tru my service year, it was u BaBa God that did it for me. RIP 2 Uche. My cd vice president. . .
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Your Long Time Boyfriend Will Never Marry You by slimzey91: 2:17pm On Nov 12, 2015
DAVIYJONESS:
I was taking about sexual intercourse. undecided
so wht abt it? Get knowledge pls. . . ? Not like it's just d dude enjoying here,it's nt a rape nah bros. The both agreed mutually.
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Your Long Time Boyfriend Will Never Marry You by slimzey91: 2:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
MsBliss:
*When you have already taken up 'wify' duties by washing his clothes,cooking all his food,moping his house and also 'working' as a live-in sex tool. What's the need of him marrying you when he is getting everything for free on a platter of gold?

*when you have bad character and he have been putting up with your stubbornness for a long time now.

*when marrying you wasn't even in his agenda from time immemorial.
*when his family don't like you.
*when your wife material is not up to 2yards....

.........the list is endless.

everything is just by the grace of God.
what will a lady do dt will b aight with u guys? Wen she does dos duties, u say dey re acting wife. Wen she decides nt to,u say she is nt a wife material. . . Back 2 op enh, I really don't believe all dis OK. Everything in this life is by the grace of God. . . 4 a man to actually think of proposing 2 a lady is the grace of God. . . Lastly I hv seen good gals dt has bn searching and none 2 propose. Also I hv seen babes with the worst character on dis planet and dey r married 2 d most wonderful men u can imagine. . . Let's pray 4 d grace of God upon everything we do in life.

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Celebrities / Re: Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Comes For Pastor Adeboye For Buying A Private Jet by slimzey91: 12:50pm On Sep 16, 2015
Lol. . . Nairalanders no go kill me oh. grin
Career / Re: My Manager Sleeps With Our Female Colleague by slimzey91: 12:12pm On Sep 04, 2015
Sveen:
I hate love, I hate commitment; I hate relationships.

And more importantly, I've learned to regard women as tools for sexual pleasure.
bros I go always pray 4 u 2 find true love. . . @ least dt way u won't die a lonely death. U will die a happy man. Wen u find ur own luv.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Stylist Comes For Gideon Okeke.. by slimzey91: 5:22am On Aug 13, 2015
otijah:
i dont knw why am on Gideons side this time around, tonto decay marriage looks like a scam to Nigerians, looks like a marriage that will be dissolved after 3months, looks like she is using it to gain her publicity back on social media
this is d same rubbish u guys said about mercy johnson's marriage. See her prooving haters wrong now(waxing strong in her marriage),d least u can do is 2 b happy 4 dt gal, cos trust me if she happens 2 b ur sister u go don go give testimony 4 church.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Marriage Introduction Last Weekend (More Photos) by slimzey91: 2:05pm On Aug 10, 2015
gooket:
Good for her
how does being a hater feels, what did what u just said add 2 ur body? Na wah 4 u
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili And Husband At Rccg's Bible College Graduation (photos) by slimzey91: 9:33pm On Aug 05, 2015
B
ajantala:
Oby my man...sorry woman. grin

Meanwhile somewhere in the future...

Bros I swear 2 gad u funny. . . Lol
.......
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by slimzey91: 6:48pm On Aug 04, 2015
Pls I need 2 ask abt SEAD programs in NYSC lacal govt, is its compulsory and how much is to b paid. . . Cos in my local govt we r 2 pay 6.5k 4 SEAD compulsory. Whether u went 4 d lectures or not. Pls sum1 shud help oh. . .
Family / Re: Woman Delivers Quadruplets Four Years After Wedding (Photo) by slimzey91: 10:38am On Aug 03, 2015
Lord Jesus I Tnk u 4 dis testimony, I use this as a point of contact 2 my sister, my neighbour and my landlady's daughter. . . Congrat sir.

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Crime / Re: Women Throw Out Burning Pot, Set Three-year-old Ablaze by slimzey91: 8:42am On Jul 29, 2015
wildchild1:

Shut the F.uck up if you dont have anything meaningful to say... Fo.ol at 40!!!
take it easy bros. . . Lol
Romance / Re: Ten (10) Rules To Keep A Man Of These Days!!! by slimzey91: 10:19am On Jul 15, 2015
allanphash7:
Rule no 1 : dont ask for moneymoney ...Bros one bitter truth, if ur babe is loyal and don't ask 4 money, som1 else gives her enof and lastly giving shud b on both sides. . . you can't say u luv sum1 without having d heart to share with him or her.





Rule no 2 : read rule number one again




Rule number 3: dont talk about money



Rule no 4: if you buy something for him dont ask for money






Lobatan




Romance / Re: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by slimzey91: 7:08pm On Jul 14, 2015
dulux07:
Majority of gals r like that, m scared of getin married sef.
simple, stay unmarried bros.
Literature / Re: Which Book Are You Currently Reading? Share Some Thoughts! by slimzey91: 6:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
Currently reading;Why Men Marry Bitches by Sherry Argov... Quote;"He marries the woman who won't lay down like linoleum. He does not marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is intresting.
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by slimzey91: 5:48pm On Jul 05, 2015
Therock5555:
my prick no stand sef
eh no suppose stand bros, na another man's property. . .

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Religion / Re: T.B Joshua Returns Elderly Woman’s Half-a- Million Naira Tithe by slimzey91: 4:34pm On Jul 05, 2015
ojimbo:
how did he know that it was the woman that paid the tithe or was he at the offering pot checking on how much every member is dropping or is he trying to buy recognition? Nigerians are becoming more foolish as day goes on
what r saying sir?
Education / Re: Nigerian Student, Tobi Olasunkanmi Tops UK Varsity by slimzey91: 10:39pm On Jul 02, 2015
DrSage:
back off negro
hear ursef talk nonsense.
Education / Re: Nigerian Student, Tobi Olasunkanmi Tops UK Varsity by slimzey91: 10:37pm On Jul 02, 2015
DrSage:

He is of Yoruba blood,bravo !!! cheesy
He is a Nigerian. . .! Am hapi 4 him.
Family / Re: 'my Husband Is Stingy, He Goes To Market To Buy Foodstuff' - Wife Tells Court by slimzey91: 9:14pm On Jul 02, 2015
iyatrustee:
If i marry that kind husband ehn? he go hear am!


I would make sure i include items that i dont need till jesus comes!

Xynerise smiley
If I hear,what makes u tink he won't know u don't need dem? We r talking about woman wrapper here oh. . . he will notice and dt opens up another case of , "u waste things".
Politics / Re: Ambode Names Igbo Man Engr Okonji As GM State Electricity Board by slimzey91: 9:01pm On Jul 02, 2015
[quote author=Francis5 post=35409780]

Yet TINUBU WANTS TO CORNER EVERYTHING FOR THE YORUBA. OLE
[/quote I need to say this pls, nairaland has become a place whr almost every1 fight a tribal war,either by words or reasonings. . . u guys shud pls allow me enjoy this zone pls. . . after all we r all but 1 Nigerian. 1 God(Allah).
NYSC / Re: Verification Of Details For Batch C 2014 Corpers by slimzey91: 3:16pm On Jul 02, 2015
[Pls sir in a situation where the email used to register is lost, how do i go abt it?quote author=bamac post=35402154]do it on your phone bro, click on the link in my signature to do it.... If you wl need to resize ur pix and u cant do it on ur phone just send it to me tru my watsap numb above... [/quote]
NYSC / Re: Verification Of Details For Batch C 2014 Corpers by slimzey91: 2:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
I said it b4, this Nysc allowee na blood money. Alert never show, fed govt don de plot how to start expense on top am. Still on d mata, no cafe here in dis rural area oh.. .
NYSC / Re: Verification Of Details For Batch C 2014 Corpers by slimzey91: 2:55pm On Jul 02, 2015
I said it b4, this Nysc allowed na blood money. Alert never show, fed govt don de plot how to start expense on top am. Still on d mata, no cafe here in dis rural area oh.. .
Agriculture / Re: 10 Leading Farms In Nigeria, Their Owners by slimzey91: 9:38am On Jun 30, 2015
msmon:
I knew even before I open the thread that most of the farms will be owned by politicians or people closely connected to them.

I enjoy live stocks from obj's farm, I buy as cheap as 4h 4 a full chicken, Ogun state de swt abeg. Serving Ogun state with all my heart and mind.
Crime / Re: PHOTOS: NDLEA Discovers 3 Drug Labs Worth Billions In Anambra by slimzey91: 9:26am On Jun 30, 2015
DankemzI:
drugs are too rampant in the East. my belovedd brethren why?
bros make I hear word abeg. . . like other tribes don't engage in acts like dis, many of u talking nonsense here will jump to offers like this to make money fast. . . cowards.
Romance / Re: Ten Features That Shows You Have Find A Real Man by slimzey91: 2:29am On Jun 29, 2015
[quote author=sonofananimal post=35261365][/quote] I pray u don't die a lonely person. . . mingle and intermingle, wen u do dis give @ least a benefit of doubt, no1 is perfect u know...
Romance / Re: Ten Features That Shows You Have Find A Real Man by slimzey91: 2:21am On Jun 29, 2015
Flashh:
The worst thing is that... The lady you are even trying to do all these to impress won't even give a damn to do same to you. Shior.
Only wen u r with d wrong person, pray and strive to get dt 1 person 4 u. If u r with d right person, love de swt bros. . .
Crime / Re: Smugglers At Badagry Beat Journalist To Coma (graphic Photos) by slimzey91: 2:00am On Jun 29, 2015
TheYoungHedge:
Lwkmdddd,i swear ohh too much of watching lois lane do risky ish,a nigger forgot we in naija !!!
u no b person @ all. . . lolz. . . can't stop laughing @ this honestly. Am so sowi sir. A day he won't forget in a hurry.

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