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Religion / Re: I Just Gave My Tithe To A Beggar. Was I Wrong? by smackazi(m): 10:49pm On Oct 08, 2017
Yes you are 100% wrong
Nairaland / General / Re: My Friend Killed Python And Rabbit Today. by smackazi(m): 12:50pm On Sep 22, 2017
Why the cute rabbit nau
Sports / Re: Man City - Liverpool by smackazi(m): 9:07pm On Sep 08, 2017
0:3
Politics / Re: $90 Billion Loot: Diezani Finally Breaks Silence by smackazi(m): 5:55pm On Aug 15, 2017
Abeg I don't believe this $90 billion dollar loot jhoor how is that even possible and she think she will get away with it.
Romance / Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Caring, Supportive, Loving Boyfriend Nowadays? by smackazi(m): 7:11am On Aug 15, 2017
chibaby1990:
Guys are just too weird nowadays they are not always there for ladies.



I'm here for you baby 09031740775 holla
Romance / Re: HELP! My Girlfriend Is Frustrating Me by smackazi(m): 8:44pm On Aug 06, 2017
Hmmm if you want my advice Dnt continue

Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Beards Like Arabians (pictures) by smackazi(m): 2:26pm On Aug 04, 2017
hmmmm

Romance / Re: Every Guy Wants To Have A Taste Of My Pretty Younger Sister, I Need Advice Pls by smackazi(m): 7:49pm On Aug 03, 2017
Bro u can't cheat nature allow karma do him wrk it will all be over before u knw it jst stay strong

Celebrities / Re: Man That Took Hushpuppi As His Role Model (Photo) by smackazi(m): 7:39pm On Aug 03, 2017
Orishirishi

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Celebrities / Re: Between Bovi And A Fan Begging For Money For His Child’s Naming Ceremony by smackazi(m): 8:56am On Aug 02, 2017
This is how you know a greedy man
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is Currently Preventing You From Proposing To Your Partner? by smackazi(m): 2:15am On Aug 02, 2017
Despacito

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Romance / Re: "Is This Lady Using Me?" by smackazi(m): 1:58am On Aug 02, 2017
In 2017??

Romance / Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by smackazi(m): 4:35pm On Jul 22, 2017
Madam no money jhoor u think say e easy to buy recharge card these days undecided[color=#550000][/color][b][/b]

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Romance / Re: Its My Birthday by smackazi(m): 4:15pm On Jul 22, 2017
Happy birthday wishing all the good things of life

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Education / Re: JSS Student Wants Sex From Female Corper Teacher In Enugu In Her Room by smackazi(m): 7:14pm On Jul 14, 2017
But wait ooooo wat if the girl hv given one of dem cookies before and this boy come to try his luck??

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Politics / Re: Super Mushshak Aircraft Delivered To Nigerian Air Force. PICS by smackazi(m): 6:33pm On Jul 14, 2017
Shey na the only one wey dey go buy be dat?
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2017 Selection Thread[female Edition] by smackazi(m): 1:15am On Jul 11, 2017
sexybbstar:
Lemme woo papiikush, McBrooklyn, tosyne2much, Lalasticla.la, deguynextdoor, seun, Victornezzar, greyboy5000.......


Hope I'm not asking for too much? sad

You can cause riot oooo abeg chose one jhoor
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2017 Selection Thread[female Edition] by smackazi(m): 1:14am On Jul 11, 2017
sexybbstar:
Lemme woo papiikush, McBrooklyn, tosyne2much, Lalasticla.la, deguynextdoor, seun, Victornezzar, greyboy5000.......


Hope I'm not asking for too much? sad
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bloody Protest In Hamburg As 100,000 Storms The City Against G20 Summit(Photos) by smackazi(m): 4:19pm On Jul 07, 2017
Wow! Massive protest
Romance / Re: I Want To Be Remembered For Having World’s Biggest Hips - American Woman by smackazi(m): 12:48pm On Jul 04, 2017
sinaj:
tufiakwa!
Don't say that please she's a human too and free to do what she like
Romance / Re: My Fiancée And A Man Are Living Together, She Said It's Nothing! by smackazi(m): 1:19pm On Jul 02, 2017
It's simple nau u sef look for a pretty girl to stay with and tell her it's not problem solve
Education / Re: Hot Cake Courses Every Student Wants To Study In Nigeria Universities by smackazi(m): 5:40pm On Jun 30, 2017
No Computer Science??

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Know The Type Of Work A Guy Does Before Agreeing To Be His Girlfriend by smackazi(m): 12:20am On Jun 28, 2017
fastgyal:
I'm writing this from my own personal experience. Dear girls, don't just fall 'head over heels' for a guy without knowing the nature of his job or any of his close relatives.

There's this guy who's been inviting me over for quite sometime, we met at an event and exchanged contacts. I did that because he assisted me with something at that event. He calls me for about an hour or two every night. That was early this year.


When I asked about his nature of job, he said he was a contractor, he couldn't tell me which firm he works with. He stays at home 24/7 from Monday through Friday, weekends inclusive.

I finally agreed to go out with him sometime in February. This guy owns a Bentley and a Range Rover. Each time I try to bring up the issue of his job, he waives it off. The way he spent money on me and my friend that day was lavish and suspicious. I wasn't comfortable at all. He paid for my Uber ride to and fro. Spent about 80K at the exquisite restaurant just for food and drinks. We were three;Him, my friend And I. He uses two iPhones, one infinix hot4 and a smaller phone. I felt so much discomfort with him that day. Thank God my spirit never accepted him. that evening, he had a minor issue with his friend. I was listening to their conversation and I found out my guess was right. I had to cut up all ties with him after that day. abeg I can't be spending money whose source I know nothing about.

The second was a guy I loved, I won't lie. I met him at the mall and there was this kind of attraction. We flowed freely, got talking and all that. I won't say everything I witnessed at his place for personal reasons. I asked what he's been doing since he graduated, he said business. What kind of business? He replied; 'online business'

The day I visited him, his friends came over and for more than one hr, they were glued to their laptops, doing 'heaven knows what' and making calls to dupe victims. I also saw about 7 master keys for cars. I had no access to his FB account then. only whatsapp and IG.

When I checked his pictures on FB, I was trembling with all the things I saw. he's in a gang, probably a cult. Always wearing shirts with that devilish logo of a skull printed in it. Wearing all Black and all that.

And girls, please don't open your legs for any guy you've just met until you're very sure he's clean. I really loved this last one but although its hard to let go, I just have to.
I'm not saying I'm a virgin, but I just don't open my legs for any one because he throws money at my face whatsoever. I'm being very plain here so girls can learn.

Let this get to front page please mods.

Aunty what did the first do for a living gan gan

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Romance / Re: Is It Morally Right For Your Friend's Girl To Come And Visit You Personally by smackazi(m): 9:06am On Jun 22, 2017
Hmmm

Crime / Re: This Is The Type Of Lexus SUV Kidnapper Evan’s Wife Drives According To Freeze by smackazi(m): 9:20pm On Jun 19, 2017
Shey na by English dem dey take drive big car ni?
Sports / Re: Wedding Photos Of Mikel Agu And Henrietta by smackazi(m): 8:22pm On Jun 19, 2017
segun400:
Super Eagles midfielder and FC Porto player, Mikel Agu, got married to his longtime girlfriend, Henrietta, in Asaba, Delta state over the weekend.




Congrats to him and his wife. Continue to see more photos...


Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/19/photos-super-eagles-midfielder-mikel-agu-weds-his-longtime-girlfriend-henrietta/



The girl must yellow? No wonder bobrisky cream dey sell
Romance / Re: Two Sisters Set To Wed Same Day In Lagos (Photos) by smackazi(m): 5:15pm On Jun 18, 2017
Good way to save money
Crime / Re: Evans: Lagos Transport Magnate Paid Me To Avoid Kidnap, Native Doctor Got 10% by smackazi(m): 5:12pm On Jun 18, 2017
bossmayor3:
This is amazing, indeed he as started eating intresting. So what kind of food will master Evans request for... grin

Religion / Re: When Your Time Comes II by smackazi(m): 9:00pm On Jun 16, 2017
jonatoye:
~~~Daily Spiritual Digest~~~
____________________­____________
[14-06-2017]

Focus: When your Time Comes II

WORD FOR TODAY
When your time comes, your deeds, lifestyle, faithfulness, and commitment comes into remembrance for reward!!!
********************­****
Scriptural Reference
"Therefore all the elders of Israel came to the king at Hebron, and King David made a covenant with them at Hebron before the LORD. And they anointed David king over Israel." (2 Samuel 5:3 NKJV).
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤­¤¤
At the point when David was made the king; He was not coming from no where. He had led the army of God's people. He had a wonderful history of great success that is very obvious to people and this paved way for God's mandate to come to pass when his time came.

It is not enough for man's time to come, his history will go a long way to determine if he will enjoy the favour God wants to show him. His action and inaction in the time of his waiting on God for manifestation will also be a factor to seal the workings of God in his life.

The Lord is not ignorant of your lifestyle in every aspect of life; His reward is always with Him and He will give to every man according to his deeds in his own time.
____________________­___________
Question For Meditation
+ What are you doing with your life as you wait upon God?

Prayer Point:
Lord! Help me to wait properly on you and manifest gloriously at the appointed time in Jesus name. Amen.

Main Emphasis:
The reward of your commitments will be made available for you when your time comes!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~­~~
Grace to you in Jesus name.

Have a Beautiful Wednesday!!!

Amen!!!!!
Romance / Re: GIRLS-How Will You React When Your Bf Asks For Sex During Your "Period" by smackazi(m): 8:33pm On Jun 16, 2017
RB007:
When he demands for sex when you're on ya period====Will you→





..Give him a blôwjob instead?


...Give him a handjob then cuddle after


Give him a footjob?


.. Would you just get down with him like that



MATURED RESPONSE PLEASE smiley


Is your period for ever if no be say u sef na freak mtcheew
Romance / Re: I Just Realized Someone I Was With For A Year Is A Player by smackazi(m): 8:23pm On Jun 16, 2017
Brooke60:
Did he have sex with you?
Nigga you are a freak whch kind question be dat

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