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 Webmasters / Re: Web Designers Drop Your Bbmpins Let's Rub Minds by Snippets(m): 11:28am On Jul 30, 2013 |
Mine's 21616a52.. Screen name is Nero.. |
| Webmasters / Re: [Website Review] - You Are Your Toughest Client by Snippets(m): 10:28pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
If there is a web designer that rules the Art of Designing with CSS n Responsive ish in this Game of UI GEEKS,, Then its Graphics Plus.. His Comments when Reviewing websites sounds kinda Harsh sometimes, buh now, Y'all know Y.. He's Good when it comes to designs and my candid advice to all Upcoming Webmasters is "Obey when the Oracle(OP) talks"... Nice One GPlus... P.S I need some Video TuTs on CSS ish |
| Phone/Internet Market / Re: Unlock ur ZTE & Huawei Modem Including E303(UPDATED FOR ZTE MF SERIES)8/9/13 by Snippets(m): 6:59am On Jul 03, 2013 |
@Damola... Pls, I Unlocked etisalat MF631 ZTE modem and inserted a Glo sim.. It accepted it and showed the network.. I now input the Glo settings buh it refuses to connect.. It says "Modem in Use or Not configured Properly".. Glo even sent me a Text saying "There is no settings on Your MF631 modem".. Any solution Please..?? |
| Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by Snippets(m): 1:26am On May 04, 2013 |
Please can u check these two Reg Numbers for ma Lil Cousins. Pity em Though... 36122328FI 36122352ID Thanks in advance |
| Webmasters / Re: My Fresh Job by Snippets(m): 4:30pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
@GraphicsPlus : Yo assessment of the site shows clear professionalism buh u should know that this is a forum. The way u address issues or stress Yo Points are a Bit too Harsh. We know u are a Pro in designing department buh u should learn how to interact with people in a public forum. "Please kindly check yo Inline tags and Header stuffs" is a more professional way of responding instead of saying "Yo outline looks so poor, what were u thinking". Am still to see the websites u've worked on Brov 2 Likes |
| Webmasters / Re: PHP Simple Puzzle by Snippets(m): 4:16pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
@ WebContractor - Can U Please gimme links as to where I can get php based puzzles that I can solve and improve my coding experience. Thanks |
| Family / Re: He Wants Sex Every Night. by Snippets(m): 2:55pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
I don't blame the man though. Its a High intimacy drive issue. Like me though, I can't stay for a whole day without getting intimate with ma Gurl Buh the lady in question shoulda noticed this ish when they were dating. Anywayz, I hope the Husband Understands her if she talks to him |
| Celebrities / Re: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by Snippets(m): 3:03am On Apr 11, 2013 |
@OP. You aint looking Bad Bro. When I see a Cool looking Dude, I know n u are def one of em. Really eye catching features ladies will Like. As for Dudes with the Negative comments, Almost all of em don't use their Pics on em Profiles. Y? Cuz they aint worth viewing. Beauty or Handsomeness is in the eyes of who's watching. And I believe the Gurls on NL will be tripping By now. Wish my Profile pics looks as good as urs. Lolz |
| Romance / Re: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys by Snippets(m): 3:30pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
I Know the Gurrs in the house will be mad @ d OP for Raising facts that seem to be Fictitious.. Truth is that the OP is right when it comes to gurrs whose age range from 17-24. A Dude being or acting too nice towards a Gurl of this age bracket will definitely not endear himself to the gurl's heart. Why? Cuz she will only come to him when she needs help of one sort or another. Am Talking from experience. As per getting Laid! Nice guys don't even get a chance except for a few cases where the Gurl just gives it to u free of Charge. She knows that if she says NO, u as a Nice Guy won't Complain. Its mostly mature ladies ready for Marriage that truly knows the value of a Nice Guy.. As per Boyfrnd/Gurlfrnd ish, U Don't have to be Nice Always. The OP is on Point Sha. Nice Write-up 1 Like |
| Webmasters / Re: Does Anyone Know Of A Free Online Course On Internet Security? by Snippets(m): 3:21pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
@Slyrox Able Moderator Sly. Please can u email me the Ebook on Web security Email is snnippets @ gmail . com Thanks in Advance |
| Romance / Re: Do You Feel Comfortable With Your Friend Dating Your Sibling? by Snippets(m): 8:41am On Mar 29, 2013 |
Well, I can only allow u date ma sis if u Have a sis I can mess with if u mess with Mine. I have no Probs whatsoever with a friend dating ma sis Cuz I've dated my friend's 3 sisters in a row even the one that is his immediate elder sister plus the younger versions. If u are the one dating, watch Your back. If u are the one who's sis is being Shagged or Dating a friend of urs, Get a Gun and be ready to kill @ d slightest foul play by Yo Friend |
| Health / Re: Dangers Of Taking Codine Cough Syrup By Mi Abaga by Snippets(m): 3:40pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Codeine comes in many forms and varies in Price(350 - 500). In ma Uni(abuja), Codeine is like pure water to boys.. U rarely see a dude that's not High on Bennylin with Codeine, Barcalin, Tutoline excluding other highness ish like eskay, Rocchi, Trammol, Baba blue.. The list is endless.. Buh Truth is, The sensation Codeine gives is Outta this World.. U can sit on a Chair for 7hrs straight without talking to anybody.. It slows the world down and takes Yo reasoning to another Dimension.. I Guess its a 4D dimension according to Physicists.. I aint advocating the intake, Am Just addressing y Homies like the ish.. Pharmacy don Turn Beer parlour 3 Likes |
| Music/Radio / Re: P-square Ft Lagbaja - Unlimited [download] by Snippets(m): 3:04pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Checks ma MB.. Sighs.. Limited Though.. Not Enough to Download a Promo Song.. Anywayz, Hope I'll collect it via Bluetooth when P.square Freaks Download it first.. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Snippets(m): 9:25pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
NLanders n issues pertaining to Sex.. Spits.. Tufia As per the Fact, That aint True.. Even a foursome Gangnam won't Guarantee 919 men going 2ru a Day.. It takes an Average dude 2 - 5mins to Spurt white Cream.. If its a real Bang, then the Fact is a lie.. Well, maybe d dudes are full of chinese mofos that Carry Small pen knife 4 waist n Cum Even before they are called to Bangladesh.. Haba |
| NYSC / Re: Corper Decamped For Refusing To Wear Trousers by Snippets(m): 10:03pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
Some Christians ehh.. Am a christian, buh does it mean that our female counterparts wearing trousers will def meet Papa satan in Hell.. We Christians always like to diversify our beliefs.. Giving the Atheists the chance to laugh @ our Self-Contradictory-Beliefs.. Anyways, let her go home and see if her belief will get her back to Camp or maybe she's tryna be the Martin-Luther-Queen-of-None-Trouser-wearing-Babes.. SMH for Her |
| Music/Radio / Re: Timaya Ft Terry-G - Malo Nogede by Snippets(m): 9:56pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
I expected alotta dancing and ish like that.. The Video no Just make brain.. And as for Terry, the way he n the Camera moves in video shoots aint appealing at all.. He should try a new concept.. I expected a lot from this Club Banger that made huge success with its Audio Version.. SMH for ma MB wasted |
| Phones / Re: Mtn BIS Now Has A Data Cap Of 3gig by Snippets(m): 9:36pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
[b]Dunno what's wrong with Dudes in Here.. Do I hear some saying they are calling customer care to ask for MB Limit.. Some Peeps can be daft oh.. On the website, they say its Either 200mb or 350mb for 1500 BB users.. Buh we all know that MTN BIS has been unlimited since the days of Noah.. All u gotta do is follow the steps as prescribed on some pages in this thread and Browse.. Test with weekly ish cuz I feel they are undergoing systems upgrade and can Put a stop to the APN soon Pls, Pls, Pls Read the whole thread before asking questions or calling Customer Care.. Enjoy the stock while it Lasts.. Even Airtel has serious issues with their BB server.. U can as well get up to 6GB for just #100 bucks.. Pls don't ask me how.. Find it urselves.. These networks aint stable at all.. I wonder what will happen if Yankee black hats attack our telecomms Giants.. Bad or Inexperienced programmers just leaving Loopholes here and there.. Well sha, Let's Enjoy this free gift(BIS) from MTN[/b] |
| Phones / Re: Mtn BIS Now Has A Data Cap Of 3gig by Snippets(m): 8:10am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Pls before Asking Questions: 1) Read the thread thoroughly.. 2) Understand the terms being used.. No offense meant but some questions are Just too Dumb The ultimate question MTN and other telecomms giant should ask emselves is This: 1) Y do their subscribers root for freebies and Tweaks to browse free 2) Y do they still charge exorbitant rates for Data Plans and only spare BB users 3) If they were charging #1500 for 3GB on PC since then, would peeps be looking for VPN's and whatnots 4) How Many Subscribers have they gotten since this BB ish Loophole Emerged and peeps been browsing for free.. I Guess when they Attend to these Questions, We'll all Enjoy Internet MY 2CENTS THOUGH 3 Likes |
| Phones / Re: Mtn BIS Now Has A Data Cap Of 3gig by Snippets(m): 5:08am On Mar 12, 2013 |
For Nokia Phones(Symbian) 1) Go to Settings - Internet connectivity 2) Create a new profile with the following - a) profile name - MTN BIS b) apn - blackberry.net c) username n password - web d) click options - advanced settings e) primary dns - 8.8.4.4 f) secondary dns - 8.8.8.8 Finish.. For PC 1) Subscribe - insert sim in modem 2) Go to Tools - Profile management - Create new 3) Apn - blackberry.net 4) Phone number - * 9 9 # 5) Username and password - web Save - Set as Default - Connect.. Guess its Limited now though due to system Upgrade.. This is Gon spoil Market for VPN Resellers.. Its all Good Though.. Enjoy |
| Programming / Re: FG Pays N81.7bn On Customs Software by Snippets(m): 4:52pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
escobar07: it can't be up to that, despite their infamous crookedness Or It Might be more than that.. Due to their Famous crookedness 4 Likes |
| Programming / Python GUI Programming Help!!! by Snippets(m): 4:47pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Pls Gurus in the House.. I need help on Choosing a Framework for Building apps(GUI Programming) using Python.. I've Heard about Tkinter, PyGTK, Wxpython, Iron Python, EasyGUI Am still a newbie in Python and can only write text-based apps with it.. I'll like to venture into GUI programming and then web programming using Python later on.. All I need is a suggestion on a framework that does not have a steep learning Curve.. Thanks in Advance.. PS: Please reasons as to Why a particular framework will be much Appreciated.. Am Just Loving Python Gurus, Over To U |
| Webmasters / Re: How To Create A Scratch Card Powered Registration With Joomla by Snippets(m): 9:17am On Mar 11, 2013 |
@Ilosiwaju. Pls can u email me the extension.. I kinda need it urgently.. My mail is snnippets @ gmail . Com. Thanks in Advance.. |
| Music/Radio / Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by Snippets(m): 9:10am On Mar 11, 2013 |
Lyricwise. I give to Vector.. Ice is good buh as per punchlines and wordplay, VEC is a Beast.. Imagine Iceprince in BET Cypher: Am So amazing, am flier than the birds, No Caging.. That's nursery rhymes.. U don't spit that kinda ish on a Cypher.. Ice is good only that his lines are predictable.. U can guess what he's about to say next.. Now VEC.. He aint the best buh he's much better than ice only that ice is commercial.. Y the hell u think I Rap Hard.. Am not a Fan of Butt Loving, Am THOR, I rep Asgard(Assguard).. VEC. I C U Brov.. 1 Like |
| Music/Radio / Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by Snippets(m): 9:29pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
[b]VECTOR: I aint Ramsey buh I Nouah(Know her).. Like Cleveland, all I do is Cavalier(Carve a Lair).. Am so Versatile, I Put Yo flows on d Floor Like u Vase-a-Tile.. Keep making em hits and I Can't stop Cuz I got Failed Brakes.. I got outta space Bars, I spit Mars with the Hit Bro.. Y u Think I Rap hard, Am not a Fan of Butt Loving, Am Thor, I Rep Asgard(ASSGUARD).. Homies wouldn't write me even if am Ma Real Crusoe.. I Kick her hard, F*ck, I Rep Bruce Libido(Bruce Lee).. I Understand am Hated, That's y I Go Too Hard like am Viagra Invaded.. Its all Right Like am Driving in the UK.. (UK uses right hand Drive).. D*pe.. Ama Crude Tapper Rapper, Flows ball out in Diesels.. Am Just Smoking hot Buh ma Name's far from Malborough(Cigarette).. I Keep going on, Am Far from near Done(Don), I aint even close to Jazzy.. Don Jazzy.. Highland of Knowledge, Sorrounded by Flows, U can't Bridge me.. I Still shine with contracts, Yu can't Breach Me.. And Vec is the Beast and the beat is the Meal.. They dey say I dey form, isn't that what u feel(Fill).. In Cotonou, am High Like Codeine, So I Make Benin Lean(Bennylin which is a form of highness).. VEC.. I C U Brov[/b] 2 Likes |
| Music/Radio / Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by Snippets(m): 10:46am On Mar 06, 2013 |
VEC.. The Beast.. Wordplay Like Tony Montana's table(Ery single thing dope).. Iceprince is good only that u can predict his lines.. Am a Lion, Copy That.. U a P*ssy, Should I say Copy Cat.. Now am Looking Harder Like ah Got Viagra on ma Face.. VEC.. Respects.. |
| Romance / Re: What Is Wrong In Marrying A Lady Who Is A Virgin? by Snippets(m): 5:34pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
There's Nufn Wrong with marrying a virgin.. Truth is that most Guys saying they want a Virgin have defiled someone else or slept with someone @ some point in their lives.. How can u lash a gurl maybe in Ur tender years and wish to Marry a virgin Later on.. That's Complete pooh.. The only man that is capable of wanting a virgin for a wifey is someone that has not lashed any babe in his life.. And Guys ehh.. Let's be Truthful for once.. Is it Because women can't detect our Virginity 2 Likes |
| Webmasters / Re: Wordpress/joomla Help!!!!! by Snippets(m): 11:31pm On Feb 02, 2013 |
@Brand_New Yes.. Something Like that.. @McFranc Ok.. Let's Say Wordpress since its easier to Understand.. Joomla help might be ok too.. |
| Webmasters / Wordpress/joomla Help!!!!! by Snippets(m): 7:48pm On Feb 02, 2013 |
@Gurus.. Please I Have Some Questions.. 1) How Can I Make a wordpress or Joomla site not to look like a Blog.. I mean without the Categories, Comments and all.. 2) How can I make 'em not to Display for eg site.com/wp/blog/section... in my url when users click on a topic.. 3) How can I make 'em not to write "Written by Admin" when I display a Topic.. 4) How can I make my menu look like just a plain static site whereby u can just access a topic by clicking on it and seeing everything about The topic.. NB: Am Working with Localhost.. And am Using UsbWebserver as my Localhost Server.. @Yawa, Dualcore, Afam4eva.. Over To You.. Thanks.. |
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