I hope dis is a real life story, because I hate wasting my comments.
There Dad shud have sued his children 2 court....nd he should have a good atorney who can easily bend the truth out of there mouth.

RIH....the gud tin about d "H" is dat it stand for one of two posible destination of d departed. U guys shud decide d one u prefer while reading it; I already ve mine in my mind.

sexymoma: I HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST...... SO I WANT TO TRACE MY WAY BACK SPIRITUALLY.

and u bear "sexymoma"?? I pity U; people like U run extra packages outside mariage nd claim holy daughter during church on sunday,

chiover: I do change after one month. The good thing is that my wife loves the fragnance

U mumu o....

Canta ball!!!....it was fun den using cigar wraper to wrap d cantas nd taking off d button of ur shirt just 2 use as ball.

ajasa4link: Oya Bros say this after me: "I will never smoke warri weed before I chop again"...

lol

ajasa4link: Oya Bros say this after me: "I will never smoke warri weed before I chop again"...

lol

ajasa4link: Oya Bros say this after me: "I will never smoke warri weed before I chop again"...

lol

Julieccentric: @ OP...you look so beautiful! May God bless your union.

and U look so pretty Julie!!!

physise: *440*16#

thanx; but whats is the price??

Evagr8: Pls guys what is the code for the airtel 2gb data plan and how much is it? thankx

Same question. Pls..

Justiyke4u: u get the 4GB on ur second subscription

Can my first subscription be that of 200 naira plan?? Inorder 4 me 2get d 4gig @ 1500 naira in my second subscription. Pls reply

Justiyke4u: is network continue until is u subscribe then it will start working

Thanx bro (Justiyke4u); U re d BOMB!!!

Justiyke4u: buy additional N100 and dial *141*712*11# dont forget to give us feedback

i did d 200 naira bis plan and it didn't work with my PC; so i bought 100 naira and dialed *141*712*11# but it showed me 'application down'. Pls what should I do.

Pls must I send any of this bis code using only a blackberry phone?? cant i send it with a nokia phone??

#reads topic# shake heads # and screams ....whoooo cares Dont blame me, I just gat d feeling dis marriage wount last.

nice one man. Am sure if Timaya or Terry G had dis track it will b a major hit in parties....Thumbs up. But wait o....u no go sell dis track give timaya den feature 4 d video??.....na sugestion o

Just read ur profile and i must confess that ur personal text is 'intresting' and signature "awesome". Nice one

yuzedo: i tink is time for me Chiff Sweetus Oyoyo to bought dis TV station and be showin ponograpy from morin to night!!

....lol....

dont ask ur bf or hubby 2 give u money 4 bo*bs or axx augmentation.....its expensive!

changes1: I love No. 20
20. And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are’

I have said it time and again. Ladies learn to improvise if you dont have what other ladies have. If you dont understand what I`m saying, pics speak more than words. Emulate the "car"

bein Psycho is not a crime man, dats y we ve Psychiatric.

riceye: I claim this kind of pastor Adeboye's life in JESUS name.
With one million fold amen

Ur life cud b beta dan his; stop acting inferior!

isick:
oga! Back off! Is he Winners Chapel G.O abi? Idiot, olosi, mad hater, senseless old fool. Sorry, for these but nid to pour ma heart to people lik u

Calm down. Eya......u dey worship am?? Take life easy

datChelseaBoy: The billionaire pastor and his billionaire family. More than 40 million Nigerian youths are jobless or underemployed, 60% of Nigerians live on less than 3 dollars a day. And this man is asking for 1 billion naira donations from 10 people for the construction of a 3km "church".

And Jesus wept.

NO comment!!!

rigormortis: its hard to officiate a ceremony standing, while your d1kc is hard

.....lol....

kulyie: Both the officiating minister,bride and groom where all wrong and ill point it out one by one in order of who is more at fault



bride:if that was the dress she wore and she probably is a bursty kind of person,then i can understand the pastors anger.this is not to say what the pastor did was right but for goodness sakes how can you wear one yard of white material on your own wedding day when its not as if you are going to club or youre a hooker.even if you have fvked 5oo men,pretend to be a saint for that one day even if some of your friends or family members who are guests in your wedding know your sexual history ( the highest they can do is gossip behind your back and saying they pity the man that is about to eat the remenants of other guys).that outfit is completely inappropriate for going to someones wedding talkless of you own wedding. You are portraying yourself as a slut.would you like your kids to see your wedding pics 1o years after your marriage and say mummy why did you dress like this or you dont want your inlaws cousins or people to be like or refer to you in their discussion like that johns wife,that dressed like a prostitute on her wedding day.remember.such memories stick to peoples head just the same way a memory of when my brother and i went for his friends wedding and the brides breast were free for all,the only covered place was her nipples and during the dancing,the pins that she used to hook the sides of her gown fell off and before they could say jack robinson,the whole world saw what her breasts looked like and anytime my brother wants to refer to her,he is always like,remember that my friends wedding we went for that we saw all her breast.i am sure no woman wants that.






Groom:why cant you check the outfit your bride was to wear on her wedding day if you know the kind of person your wife is or how can you tell me you dont know what your wife is capable of doing for months or years of courtship.during the period your wife was choosing her bridal gown couldnt you have called or sent a text to remind her of getting something decent.isnt she embarassing you in the presence of your parents,siblings and family members with the kind of white rag she is putting on :/ oko iyawo




Pastor: oluso agutan what is your buisness with what another mans wife is putting on..you should know you are crossing the line when you are telling another mans wife that where is the remaining part of her dress.your buisness is with your wife and daughter.join the couple and leave the rest to God





mother of the bride and mother of the groom : eyin iya ati iya oko na wa for una o.your daughter bought a bridal gown and you couldnt even check it out or ask lagbaja where is your wedding gown,bring it i want to see it so that if it is rag,she will quickly go and change it before the the day.then as for the mother of the bride,it shows how well you trained your child and how much morals you impacted on her for her to choose that kind of whorish piece of thrash






sister inlaws and sisters: eyin iya oko kekere,una try o.una no fit abuse am for private before she go disgrace herself outside on her wedding day like that.hian.wetin una dey look when she bring that kain cloth for house i trust shewa,my sister bride will not sleep in that house that day till she goes and returns that cloth.so you want to disgrace me in front of my friends so that after the wedding they can be gossiping about me e.g what kind of useless family is that.the sisters cannot even say anything.look at the embarassing cloth the bride wore as if they dont have money to buy proper wedding gown.olorun maje:/

bros u get tym o!.....lol.....

thumbs up to the pastor if that was the wedding dress!

monkey

kalusha-iyke:
None...my girlfriend will do

get ready 4 heartbrake!

Hezron Lorraine: Currently,I have dogs,cats,a rabbit,and soon expecting my arabian falcon.

Dolphins will be when I have enough resources to maintain them.

Hezron Lorraine: Currently,I have dogs,cats,a rabbit,and soon expecting my arabian falcon.

Dolphins will be when I have enough resources to maintain them.

Hezron Lorraine: Currently,I have dogs,cats,a rabbit,and soon expecting my arabian falcon.

Dolphins will be when I have enough resources to maintain them.

. Linus!

as 4 d males - bein single is da bomb....nobody 2 checkmate U; nose around ur business nd become jealous over nothing.... As 4 d females - i wonder y dey re still single @ 30. Menopause is real o.

its surprising how a male wud burn a female because of jealousy; in dis country wey women plenty pass men...I feel sorry 4 d corpers though!

true talk; bt bein realistic, Niger no easy 2 o....make d man no 4get.