talk2riel: Non of them started business from rock bottom, all from the lineage of millionaires parentage or political fathers.

se nah poor man pikin wen dey fain djob with tear tear cloth won succeed him wretched father huh?

dnt trust wat u see dis freaking deis. silicons doped wif germanium. :

This is naija for u nafin is impossible. @op the boy still has some rattish features. shouts ye runs to bring annointing oil...

why won't dere head be correct in the fubol pitch.naija still hanging on to danfo.

I pray I pass too o. night vigil oya thunder fire of God destroy every evil power frm ma faders house.

pls how can I get reply frm someone on nairaland. pls kindly tell me. and what shud I do to make front page.

first 2comment.ma man starboy Is d most hannnndsome no homo no homo.

kelvinkalu: I've been using emptyhen for lyk 5 yrs bt i neva receive shishi frm dem.*In tears* thunda wey go faya emptyhen nd deir yeye customer care still dey gym dey do press up nd pull up....

no be only u ma own dey do sit-up. 24 packs

As we all know everyone in dis world is born wif a mission, cockroaches inclusively. on the part of roaches, dere mission is to ten pipu's life upside down. 2 cut d long story short, dos roaches u see upside down failed 2 complete dere mission and the curse backfired. while dos dat still jump around like Hancock are yet to complete deres.while dos dat died in a good position simply means dey are at d right hand side of dere maker jollying. I hope u find dis short article helpful huh. gracias

Nigeria has nt contained it freaky self and they fvking say dey wanna kentain a 1st grade virus irony.
Nigeria has nt contained it freaky self and they fvking say dey wanna kentain a 1st grade virus irony.
Nigeria has nt contained it freaky self and they fvking say dey wanna kentain a 1st grade virus irony.

if dis bag of fufu water shud board a plane the crash wud be nafin compared to sosoliso's. ;Dif dis bag of fufu water shud board a plane the crash wud be nafin compared to sosoliso's.

make sure the antenna is VHF or Uhf. :Pmake sure the antenna is VHF or Uhf.

benuejosh: dialing MTN, for those who have tested a police cell can explain better

1million likes 4u jor o.

peppyluv02: Even for 1m I will slap stars out of his face

gals who naw no una if trees were Money,lots of gals wud be dating monkeys. mtcheeew just passing across.

if dis lady shud handjob a man, the spermatozoa go turn egg. Transformation.

seunlayi: I dontbilivit unless u sponsor me there to see it with my korokoro eyes

dnt u worry bro u will get a full hd view in the belly of dat boa u just relax huh.

jamebex:

Sure more realistic criteria will give different list, perhaps a more reliable one.

"tertiary education" does not mean quite the same in naija as it does in Norway.
I have to disagree with you on this one, tertiary education means the same thing anywhere in this world. Perhaps you might want to make a case for the quality of education but that's a different thing altogether. A graduate in Nigeria will never become a high school graduate anywhere in this world.

gbam u have successfully destroyed d nearly country. oga suffury ooo

I was expecting countries like somalia Iraq paki u understand naw.

Raddie: #Lol
U go fear DICKsons o!
Opa mose le le yi o

u dis Yoruba man Yoruba pipu alwais loku

Wallie: What word if pronounced right is wrong but if pronounced wrong is wrong?

fork,Bleep

Wallie: What word if pronounced right is wrong but if pronounced wrong is wrong?

fork f**k

Wallie: What word if pronounced right is wrong but if pronounced wrong is wrong?

fork,Bleep

Wallie: What word if pronounced right is wrong but if pronounced wrong is wrong?

fork,Bleep

Simpsonrocket: NEWS FLASH:
The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

AMERICAN REACTIONS:
JOSH: I heard this on CNN last night
BEN: WTF!
DERBIE: I love tigers. God pls don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Stupid hunters
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms!


NIGERIA REACTIONS:

BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved
GARBA: **crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or i don bliv it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested
HOPE: Visit www.nairaland.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat
JAMIU: Let the government do somthing about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
APKAN: Im suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

some wud say shebi nah tiger naw be goat

if he like hummmn he shud assist his wife in her monthly period