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Webmasters / Re: Facebook Group Of 545k Members For Sale by StarUp: 4:30pm On Apr 09, 2020
pelumi2tu:
Give away price

How much?
Crime / Re: FG Grants Amnesty To 2,600 Prisoners Over Coronavirus by StarUp: 2:35pm On Apr 09, 2020
Prisoners love the idea of being free men but the fact is most of them always go back to jail because they don't know how to fit back into the real world once out.

I just hope it's not Boko Haram boys they stylishly released to go and take over the positions of those wiped out by the Chadians?

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Pastor Mathew Tagwai & 3 Others In Bassa, Plateau (Graphic) by StarUp: 1:41pm On Apr 09, 2020
PMB's kinsmen have started again...we have not finished with Corona yet o...how did I end up becoming a Nigerian?

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Politics / Re: FG Acquires 17 Armoured Tanks, Artillery Vehicles by StarUp: 1:31pm On Apr 09, 2020
The only challenge I have is that Boko boys will now seize these weapons from them and still whip their a$$... Am sure even the devil is learning work from whoever cursed Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa, Taraba Relax Lockdown Few Days To Easter by StarUp: 1:30pm On Apr 09, 2020
cheesy
Health / Re: Governor Ganduje Inspects Kano Cancer Center Ongoing Construction by StarUp: 12:13pm On Apr 09, 2020
Issorite...

meanwhile Akwa Ibom Governor released 2000 dogs to keep people away from the streets...alas only 3 dogs are remaining as at today's count.

Health / Re: Governor Ganduje Inspects Kano Cancer Center Ongoing Construction by StarUp: 12:05pm On Apr 09, 2020
His dollar kickback on this project will be massive...

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Leaves Little To The Imagination As He Poses In Just His Underwear by StarUp: 10:29am On Apr 09, 2020
How this guy dey take hide him dick?

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Politics / Re: NCDC Denies Spending N1bn On SMS, Says It's Fake News by StarUp: 8:57am On Apr 09, 2020
It is well...

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Religion / Re: Bishop Chukwuma: I Didn’t Dare Government Over Closure Of Churches In Enugu by StarUp: 5:57pm On Apr 07, 2020
LustyList:


Are you trying to go back to 2018 or 2019?

Just imagine 2020
Religion / Re: Bishop Chukwuma: I Didn’t Dare Government Over Closure Of Churches In Enugu by StarUp: 5:41pm On Apr 07, 2020
That's his business...

Am just thinking of how to go back to my ex embarassed

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Business / Re: COVID-19: Nairabet Donates 50 Million To Agents by StarUp: 8:28pm On Apr 06, 2020
This is a bit better self as against a governor that... lipsrsealed

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Properties / Re: Collapsed 3-Storey Building: ECTDA Evaluates All Structures In State Capital by StarUp: 5:43pm On Apr 06, 2020
Bros, wait make Corona pass first na...you wan con increase some pipu wahala again?
Health / Re: Kaduna Records New COVID-19 Case, Traces 119 Contacts by StarUp: 3:50pm On Apr 06, 2020
Hmmmmnnnnn

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by StarUp: 3:25pm On Apr 06, 2020
What is happening to Funke & hubby is what happens when village people finally pick up your file in a pandemic period.


Other people at the party now will be like...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Deadly Sins To Avoid At Job Interviews by StarUp: 3:11pm On Apr 06, 2020
People still follow all these scrap list? Just show up and say your godamn mind... grin

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Buhari Approves Withdrawal Of $150m From Sovereign Wealth Fund by StarUp: 2:42pm On Apr 06, 2020
Who is advising PMB?

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Celebrities / Re: The Charge Against Funke Akindele by StarUp: 2:29pm On Apr 06, 2020
Issorite

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And Husband In Court Over House Party (Photos, Video) by StarUp: 2:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
AY celebrated his wife's birthday alone spraying her dollars but... cry
That's why you need to be careful who you marry(advice to the unmarried) before your spouse stupidly drags you into something humiliating.

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Health / Re: Tunde Salako: Doctors Should Examine Patients Before Suggesting COVID-19 Tests by StarUp: 5:14am On Apr 06, 2020
Examination is examination... The times doctors usually send patients for HIV tests, is it all the time the result comes out positive? NO, but they still do it... So please just let the doctors be... by the way over 50 billion naira have been donated so far for that cause.

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Recovers, Tests Negative For Coronavirus by StarUp: 5:13am On Apr 06, 2020
All those Ibadan Iyalode and Iya-aje go don cook better herbs for am.

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Health / Re: Stubborn Rashes On The Head: How Can I Treat This? (Disturbing Photo) by StarUp: 4:57pm On Apr 05, 2020
That moment when OP, his brother(if true) and others hiding here finally get the solution from nairaland.

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Career / Re: Police Officer Demoted For Assaulting Medical Doctor In Akwa Ibom by StarUp: 4:08pm On Apr 05, 2020
Isorite...

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Business / Re: First Bank Salutes Medical Professionals Tackling COVID-19 by StarUp: 9:25pm On Apr 04, 2020
That one concern them... As for me, I am going to flex with this new catch.

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Business / Re: How Has Coronavirus Affected Your Business? by StarUp: 9:25pm On Apr 04, 2020
Na only me dey drink my beer now as dem no gree make we open beer parlour again...

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Car Talk / Re: Coronavirus Lockdown: 5 Care Tips For Your Car by StarUp: 5:22am On Apr 03, 2020
Issorite...

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Politics / Re: Lekki Deep Seaport Receives $221 Million China Harbour Equity Fund, Gets New CEO by StarUp: 5:21am On Apr 03, 2020
Oh boy, see money...

Politics / Re: Oyetola: Violate Lockdown Order And Go To Jail by StarUp: 5:20am On Apr 03, 2020
See wetin pesin fada dey talk abeg...

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Romance / Re: Lady Faints After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her On Her Birthday by StarUp: 9:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
That's her wahala...

Meanwhile, I was relaxing outside thinking about Corona when two kids(a boy and a girl) ran to me and said "Sir, can a six-year old girl get pregnant?" I said "No" then the boy said "shey I told you, oya come let's go and continue"... I shouted "continue what"

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Politics / Re: Mohammed Atiku Abubakar Shares His Coronavirus Experience by StarUp: 8:01pm On Apr 02, 2020
After listening to his speech, I just want to clarify something by making four important points:

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grin

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Family / Re: How Corona Lockdown Will Affect Nigerians by StarUp: 11:25pm On Apr 01, 2020
merahki:



That his number 9 has me questioning his person, personality and makeup?
Such an aberrant thing should not be on a list with expected (usual) outcomes.

As a psychotherapist, I can authoritatively tell you that it will happen in some families...mostly families where only matured and loose daughters live alone with their pevert fathers in a spaceless condo. People don't say it in public because it's not prevalent but we have handled cases like that and it happens in homes daily. Cousins living together also do it.
Health / Re: 23 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria, Total Of 174 Confirmed Cases by StarUp: 8:46pm On Apr 01, 2020
We know the numbers are more than that...

Now that government is about lifting lockdown to enable people go to markets between 10am and 2pm daily in Lagos, Abuja and Ogun...expect the numbers to soar...

#Staysafe

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