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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tobi Nominates Cee-C For Eviction! by statrboiTolu(m): 7:56pm On Feb 26, 2018
evexx1:


Your mates are buying Prado for their parents, you- your own is watery sperm you're drinking.
Kai! Wish I could slap that your face
i wish you could slap me too!!! I saw the prado you bought for your parent mehhhn!! On fleek!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tobi Nominates Cee-C For Eviction! by statrboiTolu(m): 7:28pm On Feb 26, 2018
I love wattery sperm...

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Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by statrboiTolu(m): 7:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
1. I masturbate with both hands 2. I love sniffing panties 3. I dislike girls that form too much.. 4. I love hairy puuuuseeeee 5. I'm a born again christain...
Travel / Re: Chinese Girl Rides Bicycle From Morocco To Lagos, Recounts Ordeals by statrboiTolu(m): 7:11pm On Feb 26, 2018
Fabulous7:
nairaland show some love your boy is +1 today
nobody loves you...
Travel / Re: Chinese Girl Rides Bicycle From Morocco To Lagos, Recounts Ordeals by statrboiTolu(m): 7:09pm On Feb 26, 2018
This babe go jus dey enjoy multiple orgasms anyhow!!
Sports / Re: Top 15 Funniest Names In Football by statrboiTolu(m): 6:58pm On Feb 26, 2018
Clinton sperm
Fashion / Re: UK Man Spent Ten Years Tattooing His Body Black by statrboiTolu(m): 9:25am On Feb 26, 2018
I might not b so intelligent, but i know say no be everybody get sense!!!
Religion / Re: Why Are Children Of Pastors Wayward? by statrboiTolu(m): 10:11am On Feb 25, 2018
Nah! Its not d way it seems! Its only that as a pastor's child, u expect more from them cs dey are in d system already... Person wey wan stuborn go stuborn, eida pastor, imam, babalawo pikin....

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell This Girl I Quit? by statrboiTolu(m): 11:12pm On Feb 23, 2018
Go to old trafford with a placard With ''i quit'' boldly written n when Lukaku scores against chelsea, run to d middle of d pitch with it....thats enf!

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N80,000? by statrboiTolu(m): 9:47pm On Feb 22, 2018
Bet9ja business! Investing in 2odds....
Career / Re: Ladies Shouldn't Be Allowed To Be Judges by statrboiTolu(m): 7:10am On Feb 21, 2018
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Business / Re: How I Recycled Wasted Disposable Cups To Chandelier Lights by statrboiTolu(m): 8:16pm On Feb 20, 2018
Nice n innovative!! But no lie, udey buy d cups n na once or twice u pick dem for evvent..
Sports / Re: Sergio Aguero 'Punches' Wigan Fan After FA Cup Defeat (Photos) by statrboiTolu(m): 8:52am On Feb 20, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:




BY PUNCHING AN OPPOSITION PLAYER INSTEAD OF SCORING GOALS..

YOU'RE A MAD F00L cheesy
guy u harsh oh!! Mad fool?? Ahn ahn!! E mad. cm still b fool again!? Ha! This one loud!
Business / Re: Facebook Audience Network: How To Make Money, Step By Step Guide by statrboiTolu(m): 8:46am On Feb 20, 2018
LOVEGINO:
sign of HIV grin
enemy!!! Na groundnut cause am..
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back Because She Heard That I'm Now Employed by statrboiTolu(m): 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2018
I dislike when guys act like females!! Man up n enjoy ur life bro....

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Business / Re: What's The Best Way You Ever Dealt With A Debtor Who Refused To Pay? by statrboiTolu(m): 10:51pm On Feb 19, 2018
Kdinap him!!
Crime / Re: Man Beaten Up By Policemen In The Presence Of His Lady In Port-Harcourt. Photos by statrboiTolu(m): 10:05pm On Feb 19, 2018
grin
Business / Re: Facebook Audience Network: How To Make Money, Step By Step Guide by statrboiTolu(m): 9:59pm On Feb 19, 2018
I get pimple for preeeeek....
Crime / Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by statrboiTolu(m): 9:58pm On Feb 19, 2018
Haha!! Op, hope say no b ur story b this? U wan cm use style hear our view....

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Sports / Re: Brazilian Football Match Abandoned: Nine Players Sent Off In A Mass Brawl by statrboiTolu(m): 8:54pm On Feb 19, 2018
Yea, its true!! I playd d match on bet9ja yesterday.....under2.5
Romance / Re: "I Am Kim Kardashian" - Nigerian Lady Flaunts Her Thick Body (Photos) by statrboiTolu(m): 8:35pm On Feb 19, 2018
Who do this one like this ehn This one wey both of her yansh get like 8 other yanshes!!!! Kim kor... ode!
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday Today by statrboiTolu(m): 8:25pm On Feb 18, 2018
careytommy7:

Olodo rabata
i try nah..

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Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday Today by statrboiTolu(m): 8:21pm On Feb 18, 2018
Abcdefghijklmnopquvrstwasz

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo Of Togolese Head Teacher Going To School Through Flooded Roads Goes Viral by statrboiTolu(m): 8:18pm On Feb 18, 2018
If phyton swallow im preeek nw, e go cmm dey blame Buhari even for that togo whr edey....
Religion / Re: Share The First Verse Of Your Favorite Christian Hymn by statrboiTolu(m): 7:50pm On Feb 18, 2018
These are the champions!!!! (Uefa champions league theme song)
Family / Re: My Baby Won't Eat.....Please Suggestions (Worried Dad) by statrboiTolu(m): 7:43pm On Feb 18, 2018
RealDonaldTrump:
The trend this days ehn, the babies are no longer full with breastmilk. Before you blink twice they have started shouting again. And their cries ehn, omg. Loud asf. And with the kind of jobs our nursing mums do, they can’t be home all day breastfeeding the baby.

Get a tin of enfamil, it’s rich in iron and other nutrients, your baby might just like it. Mix it with Garber baby cereal (corn or oatmeal or wheat)
all this for me? I never born na...sad
Health / Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by statrboiTolu(m): 7:38pm On Feb 18, 2018
So you mean ur preeeek is now shy?

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Family / Re: My Baby Won't Eat.....Please Suggestions (Worried Dad) by statrboiTolu(m): 7:37pm On Feb 18, 2018
Gloriagee:
Even doctors recommend babies should no longer be exclusively breast fed after 6 months...

shebi dt one na doctor! As far as thr is milk, there should be suck! Lol
Celebrities / Re: Dotun Slams Nigerians Criticizing Miracle And Nina's Sex On BBNaija by statrboiTolu(m): 7:34pm On Feb 18, 2018
donstan18:

What is dry humping?
when u're humping something dry...
Family / Re: My Baby Won't Eat.....Please Suggestions (Worried Dad) by statrboiTolu(m): 7:29pm On Feb 18, 2018
Na una cos am!! Una dey gv am pap n co...What that cutie needs is small stout n better bush meat with plenty bone!!


Bk to d topic: dont worry much, na breast milk still sure pass for now....
Phones / Re: Which One Should I Go For Btw Techno And Infinix? by statrboiTolu(m): 7:25am On Feb 18, 2018
Innoson..

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Romance / Re: Photos From A Kissing Competition In Kampala, Uganda by statrboiTolu(m): 9:17pm On Feb 16, 2018
I just know say that first guy mouth go dey smell!!

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