At least they ain't igbo's

So much drama on nl. i was led here by the thread on the thieving platinumk. So much fat and ugly peeps here.

So far this is what i've learned.

190 is a resident ret.arrd. a foool at 40.
Na2day looks like a fat pig.
Plat looks like a fat bull and the so called seeker looks like an armed robbery suspect.
fl gators and missy b are desperate man chasers.
Seriously all u kids should get a life.

isn't it 3pm?

May your dayziz be long.

Funny question. No disrespect to op, the question sounds dumb.
What u need to know is what makes your man tick. His likes, dislikes etc and not what food his tribe eats.

Many girls who come online are still kids. Miss Independence, Miss Westernized is just a front. Most of them will worship a man if they're lucky to have one.

@zennata,
U're lucky , at least u have a kid. Many modern day women will die childless because of their unrealistic expectations about relationships. Hard as it sounds, it's still a man's world. Many have learned too late.

Igbo girls are greedy and ready to leech on u. Yoruba girls are dirty and usually dark and ugly.

I'd rather go for Hausa or any chic from the Niger delta.

43 missed calls? madam u desperate sha. By the way, Mr David, when are u pple releasing the sex tape?

lol at topic. It's true though

Big ups to u aisha. ur foundation is touching lives. I see it's a very big organizations with reputable partners. Always keep us posted.
The screen shot is from ur photo gallery. It just shows how many lives u people have touched.

@gunnergal,
That theory wouldn't hold. Not with Sammy and Yacob in that barn. How can those two be real housemates? I don't think so.

Pls if u've used polo sport perfume for men by ralph lauren, pls let me know if it's nice. Some of my friends have recommended it. I just need further confirmation frm a wide audience before spending 10k on it. thanks people.

Ehhhhhh you cant blame the girl o! I mean does anyone in their right senses need to be advised on what to do in a situation like this?

I think I have said it on this forum before, I used to go to school with a girl who only went out with crazy army boys who used to beat her up like aso oke. Her reason; she enjoyed the make up s.ex after a good beating.

Normal looking pretty girl o! She is probably toothless or 6 foot under by now. Shame.

Meanwhile my mother used to beg me to please never even give an army boy directions talk less of going out with one cos they are known for beating up their wives after drinking themselves to stupor at the mess. Army guys no offense meant o! just saying what my mum said

Very wrong madam. The military never, ever tolerates wife beating. Any soldier who beats his wife and she reports to his CO, the soldier will be drilled and his wife will be the one authorized to be collecting his salary till he promises to repent. If he still doesn't change, he is de-ranked and dismissed from the army. Soldiers are the best family men.

its just a game, someone must lose and someone must win. Africa still lacks the technicality to excel at the world stage. As for corruption, who is Jonathan kidding? Isn't he corrupt? When did Nigerians start being saints? Wetin concern president with footie? We have enough serious issues already.

Dump him or let him be if u enjoy three.'some

OP call this number 080856356713 it's the number of one nollywood producer, i guarantee he would make a movie out of this.
He just loves good stories. Don't forget my 10% o.

Story story, story !!! 180k ring na im u throway, even Adenuga won't do dat.

Thanks omega. She can't keep it since she is just a 300 level student and 22yrs old. I'm just disappointed and i think my feelings just flew outta the window now.
BTW, is it safe to abort a 15eeeks old fetus? That's why i don't want to be directly involved in the abortion process. I nor fit use my head carry wetin i nor do.

Hmm, i hear u.

I met this girl recently, we started dating in early June. She told me she got pregnant for a guy she met when she traveled to see her sis in Lagos. She realized she was pregnant after traveling back to her State. She then used drugs to induce an abortion, this was 2mths before we met.

Recently, she's been feeling ill and we went for a test, the result shows she is 4mths pregnant. I just feel unhappy and pissed with the whole thing. I have given her money to go and abort it, though i refused to follow her, after all the pregnancy ain't mine (God forbid something bad happens, the nurses and docs will say i brought her, for wetin nor concern me).

I'm thinking of leaving after she's done it and recovered fully, i like her but i just feel unhappy that i've been dating a girl carrying another man's baby. Meanwhile, she's since lost contact with the guy who got her pregnan even before we met.

Do i stick on with the relationship? I mean, what's the use?

u all have been punked .

tomorrow na die. Chelsea for life sha.

Pierce Morgan's Best team of the season. Let's see yours.


GOALKEEPER Shay Given (Manchester City). The most consistent keeper since David Seaman scrapped it out with Peter Schmeichel. Strong in the air, fearless on the ground, a brilliant shotstopper and imperiously commanding in his box.

RIGHT-BACK Branislav Ivanovic (Chelsea). I didn't know much about this guy but became quickly aware of him when I saw Arsenal play Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. He's a bloody monster! A vast, hulking, yet quick and mobile defender who didn't let our forwards get a sniff all afternoon.

CENTRE-BACK Thomas Vermaelen (Arsenal). Living proof that when Arsene Wenger forces himself to get out his moth-eaten chequebook, it usually works. The £10 million Belgian has been brilliant - ferociously strong, a very intelligent reader of play and he scores more goals than most of our forwards.

CENTRE-BACK Michael Dawson (Spurs). One of Harry Redknapp's young British star factory and, perhaps, the best of the lot. Remarkably mature for his age, a fabulous ball-player and a real leader at the back. Got a touch of Tony Adams meets Rio Ferdinand about him.

LEFT-BACK Patrice Evra (Manchester United). Fast, skilful, smart and extremely dangerous going forward. Ashley Cole might edge him but anyone who cheats on Cheryl Cole is too dumb even to be considered for this list.

RIGHT-MIDFIELD James Milner (Aston Villa). Has been Villa's most crucial player this season and Fabio Capello should take him to South Africa

CENTRE-MIDFIELD Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal). On his day, the best midfielder in the country. And he had a lot of good days this campaign, displaying great technique, vision, goal-scoring ability and inspirational captaincy. With him in the side, Arsenal always looked way better than the squad actually is. Without him, the fragility was obvious.

CENTRE-MIDFIELD Frank Lampard (Chelsea). Sluggish start but since Christmas he's been sensational. (Ironically, in fact, since the time when I introduced him to the delightful One Show host Christine Bleakley. What the hell was I thinking?) Strong in the tackle, relentless in his driving runs and with a fantastic nose for goal, he's England's undisputed midfield general now.

LEFT-MIDFIELD Gareth Bale (Spurs). Surely the most improved player in the Premier League. He's got a confident swagger that suggests a really top-drawer player in the making.

STRIKER Wayne Rooney (Manchester United). An uncomplicated, route one, goaldevouring, defender-humiliating, phenomenon. And he's getting better every year. Will eclipse all British striking records eventually, of that I am certain. And a good bloke, too.

STRIKER Didier Drogba (Chelsea). The best centre-forward in the world, in my unusually humble opinion. Every time he gets the ball, opposition defenders panic. He's so powerful, so alert and so utterly clinical in his finishing. I hate Arsenal coming up against him because he can ruin the whole game in two flashes of the eye, as he did at the Bridge earlier this year.

MANAGER Roy Hodgson (Fulham). Nobody else even gets a look in for me. The Moses of West London.

MCLOVIN:

Hi Survivor,
Are you SS ?

I'm curious sir, why did you ask? Cos of my name?.
I ain't but have my own health challanges.

Dominique,
SS suffer from malaria alot. Being SS means they do not have the protection that an "A" gives when it combines with an "S".

So also do AA not have the "S" protection. Go to hospital wards in Nigeria, malaria is one of the major reasons SS are admitted.

It is the malaria which in turn leads to othe problems, anemia, lowered immunity hence high chances of getting infection.

SS in the US and UK do not suffer from malaria.

I eat rice every single day. Sometimes i eat it 2 or 3 times in a day. I eat all the diff forms, fried, jollof, white etc.

Are they consequences for eating it this much? Apart from rice, yam and fried plantain i don't really like Nigerian foods and i stick to these dishes.

I also take fruits and by the way i drink a lot of soda and water. Pls, i hope i'm eating right?

Man: Baby thanks alot. I adore you.

Babe: What are you thanking me for?

Man: For agreeing to make love to me. I appreciate and adore you.
I would forever be grateful for the opportunity you've given me.
I would be a dead man without your vjay jay.

How pathetic can the op be? It won't surprise me if the above conversation applies to him. Men of nowadays are a disgrace and a wasted genertaion. thanking a woman for intimacy.

Diva 2.0:

All you freaking ugly homos coming to this thread stating the freaking OBVIOUS, please leave with your bullshit! It says create your DREAM man so we would obviously be fantasizing. Y'all are so freaking dumb, it's appalling.

Nor be only dream man. Are you so ugly u cant get a real man? Fantasize from now till next week. Even if you create the dream man, he will surely reject you cos u're definitely unpretty.  Loser. Omo wor wor

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I'd accept 200k sef

see what the vibrator is causing? Sistas can't even get real diicks no more. they now result to fantasies.