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Jokes Etc / Re: Dominated By Women Or Not? by sussy1(f): 4:27pm On Nov 26, 2007
grin grin grin grin nice one
Jokes Etc / Re: How Chineese People Take Pictures. by sussy1(f): 12:15pm On Nov 26, 2007
grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by sussy1(f): 12:09pm On Nov 26, 2007
Why are u guys talking to an animal? Turkey that is meant to be kill and eat.Even if it run from here to London it will sure die,it is meant to enjoy by human grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by sussy1(f): 10:53am On Nov 26, 2007
kind
Jokes Etc / Re: 4litre Of Water Can Save A Life by sussy1(f): 10:07am On Nov 26, 2007
shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Its A Game, Lets Play: How Come? by sussy1(f): 9:12am On Nov 26, 2007
brownsilk:

both of u na surugede

What do u mean? Are not the one that ask us question shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: baddddddd joke!!! by sussy1(f): 4:51pm On Nov 23, 2007
Dgurl:

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish, please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive, "
grin grin grin grin grin



Jokes Etc / Re: Love Dress by sussy1(f): 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2007
Ironed? shocked shocked shocked na wahala be that oo
Jokes Etc / Re: Into The Future by sussy1(f): 3:42pm On Nov 23, 2007
This one na God forbid shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Birthday Scripts by sussy1(f): 1:28pm On Nov 23, 2007
mtaiwo:

just let pray that such thing should not happen because if it happen,a good family will turn to to a worst animy cry
What is ur problem? this is not how to make urself popular
Jokes Etc / Re: Lose Weight Like This by sussy1(f): 1:19pm On Nov 23, 2007
That is a nice one
Jokes Etc / Re: Johnny by sussy1(f): 12:26pm On Nov 23, 2007
That is a nice joke
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:45am On Nov 23, 2007
brownsilk:

HAHAHAHAHAHA grin , sussy, u have already done it, this world is not the real world, this is a mere shadow of the real world, so believe it or not, we are in this together, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH cheesy

hey u sniper, i got you, now i guess its your ghost walkin about, but now am goin to transform u into a pillar of salt, nmzawaramseyayrotogomastilogsoja, hmmmmmm, swish,swoosh,swaah, tuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnn innnnnttttoooo saaallllllltttttttt, HAHAHAHAH cheesy, let me taste the salt, hmmm good one

laughed again, replaced my revolver, p4 and dagger, dusted hands, winked at sussy and walked out of the scene whistling grin
I can c that u ve a demon in u,i will still be praying for u any way.

Revive:

Sussy dear, the demonised ones do not want peace. But I am on a mission to destroy all their demons. My presence alone is knocking off the demons out of them until they know peace.

Those who already have peace continue to rejoice.

NO WAY, PEACE MUST REIGN IN THIS HOUSE.
Amen i agree with u
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:43am On Nov 23, 2007
brownsilk:

HAHAHAHAHAHA grin , sussy, u have already done it, this world is not the real world, this is a mere shadow of the real world, so believe it or not, we are in this together, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH cheesy

hey u sniper, i got you, now i guess its your ghost walkin about, but now am goin to transform u into a pillar of salt, nmzawaramseyayrotogomastilogsoja, hmmmmmm, swish,swoosh,swaah, tuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnn innnnnttttoooo saaallllllltttttttt, HAHAHAHAH cheesy, let me taste the salt, hmmm good one

laughed again, replaced my revolver, p4 and dagger, dusted hands, winked at sussy and walked out of the scene whistling grin
I can c that u ve a demon in u,i will still be praying for u any way.

Revive:

Sussy dear, the demonised ones do not want peace. But I am on a mission to destroy all their demons. My presence alone is knocking off the demons out of them until they know peace.

Those who already have peace continue to rejoice.

NO WAY, PEACE MUST REIGN IN THIS HOUSE.
Amen i agree with u
Jokes Etc / Re: Its A Game, Lets Play: How Come? by sussy1(f): 10:34am On Nov 23, 2007
brownsilk:

i am a girl, a very beautiful one for that matter, i went for a job interview at CBN, they said they needed a guy, i went home and came back as a guy, and they employed me, on my ressumption day, i went as a girl, but now i am a boy again, how come undecided
You are an hermaphrodite,u can change to either male or female grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:22am On Nov 23, 2007
brownsilk:

sniper doesnt know i am the powerful poster, a very supernatural being, from behind i grabbed him by the neck and snuffed the life out of him, took my ever ready dagger and beheaded him, gave his head to sussy who used it for rituals, grin
Stop saying evil things i ca never do a thing like that.My the Lord visit ur life b4 ur month implicate u.
[/sub] i will be praying for u because the Lord those not want the death of a sinner [sub]
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:03am On Nov 23, 2007
Still fighting? Lord have mercy.
[/sup]Looking with suprise because all those that are fighting had been asked to stop[sup]
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by sussy1(f): 9:50am On Nov 23, 2007
na wa oo,another method of dumping.
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 4:53pm On Nov 21, 2007
Hahahaha, Suga_ Lips can only make “proceeds” but can not shoot Revive because Revive is putting on the full armour of God and has Holy Ghost Halo around her.

Besides, Revive does not have to go to a temple to pray! Forgives Suga_ Lips because she does not know what she is doing.

Declares serious state of emergency in the house! ! ! !

Crushes all the already ‘bound demons’ who are deceiving my people. Sends all these crushed demons to the abyss. Nullifies all their evil powers. Sanctifies the house. Heals all the victims with the BLOOD OF JESUS

Re-establishes Peace

The house is now cleansed. Any body who allows his or herself to be deceived and lured again into this disguised demonic fight, is doing so on his own peril. Covers all those who embrace peace with the Power and Proctection of the Holy Trinity. So no evil fashioned against us shall prosper! Christmas is for Christs' Love not for war.

[b]We know all the tricks of the devil, therefor we set his kingdom ablase iablazeS
name - Amen

Calls on Sussy and all the Faithful to continue with intercessory prayers through the power of the Holy Ghost.


color=#000099]C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E P-E-A-C-E IS NOW ESTABLISH [/color] [/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color][/b] . Christmas shopping and decorations continue as usual.

Singing Silent night wink
Singing Merry Christmas every one cheesy


[quote][/quote]

[/sup]Kneel down and give thank to the Lord for the life of her daughter and also thanking him for restoring peace back into the land[sup]
Halleluyal/7times
Jokes Etc / Re: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by sussy1(f): 4:25pm On Nov 21, 2007
na wa oo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Forum Games / Re: NAIRAWOOD! by sussy1(f): 3:46pm On Nov 21, 2007
Emperoh:

I hope we don't meet. But till then lets enjoy our new found 'LOVE'
God forbid but if we do meet then i back out
Romance / Re: Love Letters To My Wife by sussy1(f): 2:51pm On Nov 21, 2007
You are indeed a man i read ur post in Roman about ur subordinate of a thing and i was force to check ur profile and found out that u r new member,i guess all wat u want is advise on how to save and protect ur marriage(that is wat makes me to call u a man).
You see it very scares to see a man that will discover all these that his wife does and still want to make it up with her,but u know wat? no matter wat u ve to make it work.The bible has made u to be the head,so if anything happen to the marriage the Lord will 1st ask u b4 asking her.So i will advise u to make it work at all cause at this point of ur marriage there is no going back not even for anything.Even if it will cost u reading some literature for support,visiting xtian counsellor(that is if u are a xtian) for advise i think it really worth it,not because of today but because of the judgement day.
So my brother try and restore back the first love btw the two of u pls.May the good God give u the wisdom require to make ur marriage work Amen.
Note:Pls run away for that ur subordinate oo,it is a SIN and the Lord will not existate in punishing u for that.
Forum Games / Re: NAIRAWOOD! by sussy1(f): 2:19pm On Nov 21, 2007
What about the champions league?
Jokes Etc / Re: I Believe I Can Fly!(1) Kissing Arithmetic (2) by sussy1(f): 2:16pm On Nov 21, 2007
Nice joke cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum Games / Re: NAIRAWOOD! by sussy1(f): 2:04pm On Nov 21, 2007
Emperoh:

Was just disturbed in my fun with Sussy by Saucekid. As i look around my Melting man mode tells me he's in the air. Run into a nearby hut a get an airtight container. I open it and invokes an the air around sauce kid into the Container and cover it immediately (just like in Odessey). he is bottled for as long as i want.

Release's a bomb demobiliser for TT as it renders his atomic missile useless. With that, I slap the leaving day light out of him and he passes out.
There is only one thing that makes me to disagree with him.He told me that he is ManU fans and me am Barca for LIVE so we just dont agree to anything. lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 12:46pm On Nov 21, 2007
Oh God xmans thread turn into a war zone
Forum Games / Re: NAIRAWOOD! by sussy1(f): 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2007
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[sup][/sup]please am looking for my husband saucekid, he went away to this thread to find TT and slay himnoticed sussy is now a bad chick in this thread and runs to her,  migi blocked the way and grabbed me, oh please help me saucey
saucyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  [sub][/sub]
Brownsilk
U better bcarefull the Host of Heaven are on-charge 24/7
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:49am On Nov 21, 2007
brownsilk:

steps into the front again and migis ghost greeted me in form of the wind, i packed sand from the ground and threw at him, he disappeared, collected the bibble from sussy and hit biggerboy and king with it, they both burnt by fire, looked around for my husband and saw TT secretly tryin to pin him down with a nuclear bomb from the top, i raised my hands and my mobile sky scrapper swooshed me into the air and went straight to TT to which i redirected the nuclear bomb to him and it tore him to pieces, came back down, still looking for my husband (saucekid) and noticed amaikama and ndubest strolling like mumus through the war front and gave them each a dirty slap and sent them back out of the thread, finally saw my darling wounded by evil TT who is now dead, carried him up and by the powers bestowed on me by my father, i healed him and once again we were happy together, and we emerged again the winning couple,
end of part 2

WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 grin


Where did u get ur power from.
[/sup]thinking if its from God or not[sup]
Jokes Etc / Re: Why U Lie Now? by sussy1(f): 10:17am On Nov 21, 2007
Hammer? so that he can kill too grin grin grin

Nie joke poster
Forum Games / Re: NAIRAWOOD! by sussy1(f): 9:35am On Nov 21, 2007
grin grin grin grin
[/sup]watching all the action and awarding mark for the best actor and actress[sup]
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 9:20am On Nov 21, 2007
I rebuk the spirit of evil in u in Jesus name

[/sub]take ur juju and ur brother in crime out of this Land now in Jesus Name(Amen). Every demonic spirit in this land catch fire of the Holy Ghost by fire by thunder in Jesus Name[sub]
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by sussy1(f): 9:13am On Nov 21, 2007
Nice joke, but the Boss is in trouble.

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