I nominate mama-gee.

unban mama-gee, the spambot banned my username for some bizarre reason.

Seun, I think it's time to do something about the despicable and ridiculous bans going on in this forum.

I think you should remove every banning position from any user especially a position such as "Supermoderator" and just do the banning yourself.

You can't believe the reason I was banned few days ago. . .Someone banned me for stating my opinion which was "Supermoderators ban people for daft reasons sometimes" and for some dumb reason a supermoderator read my reply and went straight away to ban me.

Now, how long do I have to be on a ban for an offense that didn't exist in the first place?

Every user has a right to their opinions and my opinion about the supermoderator shouldn't count for a ban.

We asked you to remove the other supermoderator and you took away the wrong person.

Mukina, when is my ban due?

I'm really missing my username already.

^^When am I getting unbanned?

^^I don't even know how long it'll last.

This is no joke!

I'm sick and tired of this. . .Supermoderators, if you all have nothing more to do, why don't you all try contributing to threads that ask for help?

What the heck. . .I got banned for stating my opinion for the 3rd time this year and it's not funny at all.

Now, whoever that banned me. . .what's wrong in stating the fact that "Supermoderators ban for daft reasons sometimes"?.

Seun, please remove mukina as supermoderator, Nairaland would be soooo much better.

Is it possible for a banned user to get unbanned by a fellow supermoderator?

debosky:

You again

Please free me, I was banned by an unknown.

mukina2:

Before you create more threads for me. lemme answer you here.

you were banned because
you insulted someone's parents.

1, even if you were provoked. you have received more warnings than any other member on this forum, you could have reported.

It's what is known as an Opinion or Clearly Stating Once Opinions on a discussion forum, I was referring to Nigerian Parents in General not Oyb's Parents.
I mean, I can clearly mention users that have ca;;ed me wack but yet I let that fade because it's their opinion.
Everyone is entitled to their Opinions, Nigerian Parents is included.
But if you feel stating out my opinion is against the rules, you should change the rules typed by Seun in the rules section because I didn't see anything against what I stated.
Since you find something wrong in that statement,I'm sorry mukina, I never thought of reporting. . .I got so angry and my anger took the better part of me, I just couldn't understand why someone would be so rude to a fellow user. Maybe next time I would think of reporting before talking back.
Please when is my ban due at least you should have told me how many hours/days I would be banned like Debosky does, why is yours different?

Mukina, why did you ban me for stating my opinion?

I didn't diss anyone's parents, all I said was "Your Ignorance is a glowing proof of the Nigerian Parent", so how does that imply dissing Oyb's parents?

And, I just noticed you didn't ban Oyb for insulting me but you decided to ban me alone, Please justify your unfair judgement. , the last time you banned me you claimed I was E-fighting even though Sauron was the one who kept insulting and derailing my thread but I also noticed you banned me alone even though it takes to tango or even start a fight.

Seriously, If you have anything against me, why don't you just state it and make your thoughts known instead of satisfying yourself with banning me all the time. . . . . .I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE A PLEA, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR.

debosky:

You guys better ban Sharon from predicting scores for your team - the last time he predicted a 2-0 victory over Inter and you saw what happened. 

Debosky, please unban me.

^^ Keep shut, I'l be unbanned in the next 5days. . .
Mukina has given me a warning that I shouldn't make fun of your parents anymore.
So, don't flatter yourself.

^^Debosky, how long does a ban for insulting someone's parents last?

^^Are you gonna release me after 5 days?

Afterall I didn't insult anyone's parents, I only said "A dreaded failure to Nigerian Parents".

debosky:

^^ Just keep checking - your ban will expire soon.  

wack is not a word to be banned for, neither is 'immature'. If you disagree, contact the admin.  

Thank you jare - contact honeric for the recipe to appease the gods of nairaland. 

I think it's tomorrow according to my own countdown,lol.
That honeric is one hell of a teaser.

honeric01:

Not until you take a oat with a bible, Qumran, cow horn, an eye of a lion and the last but not the least, the eyelid of a chameleon, then would your ban be considered by the almighty debosky

Do I really have to do all that just for NL?
I wonder the number of users you'll ban if you're appointed a mod by mistake just for your own sake.
BTW, I'm a Christain, I don't swear by land nor with the bible. . .

OgidiBoy:

Debosky please release mama-gee she maybe annoying to a few, but some of us actually like her. She is one of the few folks on the forum that keeps NL from

being so boring. Remember how NL used to be a few years ago ? I couldn't wait to get out of class and log in, but it's not like that these day. Hey

maybe that's why my grades are so much better now.

Uhhhhh.
I miss you honey, don't worry when I get unbanned we'll both jolly through the nooks and crannies of NL.
You had better concentrate in school, don't get distracted by seun's creation, lol.

debosky:

Log in with your id and you'll see how long you were banned for so you can do the math

Wack is not a banned word, and you could simply have called her an empty vessel in return. Don't break the rules to attack someone - it will simply get you in trouble

PS - So you see the ban is effective in making you cool down. 

I did the math but it has been showing for 4 days now and I don't know the actual day I was banned. . .
I think it's between saturday and sunday but I can't tell the exact day, Please tell me so I would concentrate on my day's job and stop daydreaming about posting a reply with my mama-gee username.
What!
Her calling people wack is not a ban word, well the sexual organ word shouldn't be a ban word too, should it?. . .
Infact, it's funny how she has cooled down since these few days she has been exposed. .
She insults and attack people less because she has realized the admins eyes are on her, lol.
Anyway, I just want my release and then while I'm still in my ban age,lol.
I'll think of the future.

debosky:

Mighty? I'm as meek as a lamb. 

It is an opinion - there is no rule against 'stalking' as you define it. If she 'attacks' you within the rules of the forum then it is fine. People are allowed to disagree and hold different opinions, but it must be in line with forum rules. Saying someone is immature is an opinion - that is different from calling someone a sexual organ - I hope you get the difference.

Did she break the rules in the so called 'attack'? No - that is all I care about. People report all sorts daily and not each one gets a ban. The fact that you didn't like her comments doesn't mean it's against forum rules - learn to distinguish between the two.

If you catch her using the 'f' word or cursing people with the types of words you used, report it and she will be banned - no stories. If not, quietly serve out the rest of your ban and let me have some peace.

Okay Mr. Debo, When is my ban due?. . .
BTW, me calling her " the sexual organ" is meant to be my opinion of her.
She broke the rules in every way, she called me an empty vessel, wack and other numerable words. . .
But I just had to use the minimum words, those words I used was the minimum and she reported.
What would have happened if I had used the maximum, she would have probably passed out. . .
I just wasn't in the mood to exchange words because she sounded like a little girl with her pink coloured font and her little girly stuff.
If only I was the mama-gee I used to be before all these incessant bans began and made me cool down, she would have received insults in abundance
when she went around stalking me for a fight. . .
Okay I think I'm beginning to go too far now, I'll just stop here.

Please Debosky, I need to know what day was I banned?

debosky:

If you refuse to change your ways, you will continue receiving bans.

Secondly, this is not a case of some others escaping while others are punished - I have read the reports you made, and most of them were not insults, merely opinions. However, you incessantly violate the word censor and use unprintable insults and you expect not to be banned?
Even right now you are insulting people and you think you won't be banned? 

If you decide to leave then that is your prerogative - for me that is one less troublemaker to watch out for.

Oh yeah, what's so opinionated about someone stalking people around the whole forum and then attacking them based on their opinions?
Watching out for the next thread people would post a reply to attack them, what's so opinionated about a comment that calls people immature
What's so opinionated about the fact that she calls people empty vessels. . .Injustice at its best.
One less trouble maker out of nairaland?. . .
Okay, I think you're biased when it comes to banning people at least if you don't have a solid reason to ban me, you just saw one
Did you even notice she attacked me when I wasn't even directing my comments to her instead I was referring to the poster,
She popped out of nowhere and attacked me injustly and you expect me not to call such a person what she is?. . .

THE AMAKA:

wait, now that i think about it.
mama-gee was reporting opinions simply because she didn't agree with them as insults? lolol!!!
so she can't even distinguish insults between opinions? GOSH, how young is this girl?

Okay debosky, what's so opinionated about this comment. . .

jidobaba:

that the best you can do?
little girl compensating for lack of bosoms and arse

Okay, this is hilarious.

debosky:

You can report moderators to the admin - he still gets notified of all reports so he can take action.

Simply use the report to moderator button and give a concise description of your grouse to the admin and he will receive it as well.

debosky:

You can report moderators to the admin - he still gets notified of all reports so he can take action.

Simply use the report to moderator button and give a concise description of your grouse to the admin and he will receive it as well.

For Nairaland sakes, Can you unban me. . .It's 5 days already

debosky:

Hehehehe. . . . what won't I hear on nairaland? Some said it was because I had a thing with mama-gee that she was getting banned, now it's with Amaka?

If you have evidence of where Amaka has broken the rules, go click the report to moderator button and she'll be banned swiftly. I do not look at usernames before issuing bans, only at the rules and the any violations that occur.

Besides, Amaka has been banned numerous times, hence her reincarnation as 'the amaka'. If you have time for more conspiracy theories, by all means concoct them and I will read them next time I'm bored.

Actually, I have reported her four consecutive times when she went around stalking me around the whole forum and acting like a 10 year old. . .
And making a comedy out of herself. . .
But it all ended up as a waste of time, seriously I smell injustice all over this forum
First it was using the "F" word that got me banned while I see users who use it here more like a language.

Excuse me mods and admin, the bans in this forum is getting irritating and annoying and I'm telling you one last ban, I'll be out of this forum for good, Why did I get banned for putting that foul-mouthed clit called THE-AMAKA in her place, when she didn't get banned for running her mouth like a slopy wagon even though I reported her twice, I'm getting pissed off with all these senseless bans. The moment I report a stalking and abusive user the moderators don't do anything about it, but the moment I get reported, there comes a 120 hour ban. . .

Seun, you've got to do something about this senseless bans, this is the 4th ban I'm getting since the beginning of this year and the 2nd ban this month, I try to obey the rules but all these psychoic mods are making it look like a battle of the users here. . .

Debosky or whomever that got me banned is getting me pissed off and making this forum a highly disgusting place for me, so please stop with all these useless bans unless you want to be the only remaining user in this forum. . .

Debosky, please I beg you, release me, I'm sorry by the way I didn't know using the "F" word is against the forum rules because I still saw posts with it, Debo nwa biko.

Debosky, release me, my ban is due today.

debosky:

Watch out for my new profile picture - suspenders and coke bottle glasses included.

Debosky, How much do you want for me to be released?
Please unban me oooo, I miss my username so much. . .
abeg Sir/mod, release me, this thing don tire me.
I would never use an "F" again on the forum, I have learnt my lesson.
Now, Can you please shorten my ban at least for old times sake, abeg Debosky.
My ban should be due on Wednesday which is tomorrow, please can you unban me.

debosky:

This is not your first offence - you are a persistent offender and in that regard, I have the liberty to lengthen or shorten your ban within my discretion.

Let this be a lesson to you and others - breaking the rules of the forum will be punished.

Debosky you said you'll release me after 120 hours and it's already been 24hrs But you promised the first offence for using the "F" word is a 2day ban.

My mama-gee username just got banned for posting a "spam" immediately I posted a quote including Genevieve Nnaji, please can you correct this mistake[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]?

Haven't you stated your point?, why not release me now for crying out loud. How long can this forum continue to go with senseless and pointless bans, Since when did "Quoting pictures" become an offence? or even an offence that results in a permanent ban?

Isn't it time to put me out of my misery and pull that restriction plug and release me?

what comes to your mind when you see her?

Where was he all this while?