NACE13:
Says a lot about the Bride too.
Oil don't mix with water. To that man who married a woman who chose such kind of friend/relation as a bridesmaid, I wish you the best of luck, cos you'll surely need it for DNA tests and heart - related issues.
May we never be blinded by just lust

Rushing to jump to conclusions.
It's actually the groom's sister.
Never make assumptions if you don't have the facts.

RUN!

GREATIGBOMAN:
I need ur input.


Money way I wan use start house project


I bought that USDT Because I didn't want my money to be loosing value in the bank


Now all of a sudden immediately I got usdt some people are now telling me I should have gotten BUSD


Why on earth did Naira appreciate


As if they were timing me

Why do you dabble into things you don't understand at the wrong time? Naira was around 500/$ this time last year. At the height of inflation this year ,you ran to convert your Naira to dollar. What business has crypto got with your wrong decision?

DXY (Dollar Index) is loosing strength at the moment and many weak currencies Naira inclusive are rising.

You made a wrong move at the wrong time with full ignorance and illiteracy.

If you haven't spent 3/6 months studying on any area of likely investment. DO NOT make a move.

I see many folks don't seem to understand this.
In lay man terms, this means Crypto.
Your NIN will always be yours and private to you only,but for external transactions/uses a pseudo-NIN will be cryptographically generated for a short period of time (like an OTP) to be used for that transaction only.

Every NIN is an NFT (Non Fungible Token) anyways so going this route seems reasonable and logical.

This write-up just avoided the word "crypto"but that's what tokenization essentially means;- cryptographic transactions.

Easylion3569:
Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6821339/girlfriend-pregnant-please-me-im

And there was a voice, and he said to me; you're about to become a daddy.. And i said to him, i my really ready for this?

*What do i know about being a dad?
*Don't even know the duties of a dad,
*Don't even know the responsibilities of a dad,

I told him i've lost everything i had,
& he told me, what ever will be will be.
I told him, you are wrong, how true is that statement, when what would have been, has now seized to be.

Does one have to wake up every moning suffering?
i wish i could turn back the hands of time, it seems like someone is sitting down on me.

And now, i had to enter my room through the windows. Repeating one song over & over again.

i can't even eat nor drink water now, & i'm very hungry.
I've tried to read some funny stories on nairaland if it could put that litle smile on me, but it did not.

where can i start from here, how can i prepare for my mistakes, how can i avoid that wrong decison? It really got me down, and there is no one to take me back up.

*this is my song*
.
.
.
........!

Selfish!! That's what you are.
You had svx ,got a girl pregnant and now you want to leave them both. How selfish can you be?
So the child becomes a president in the future, where would you be?
I have to say this...you have a very small mind.
Why is life so small to you?
I really hope this kid and mom does very well without you.
Go on with your stupid,small-minded decision.
Someone would get your girlfriend's bank details and give her a N10mil soon.

gbaskiboy:
Is not easy at all, lost my job few month ago. Many times am lost in thought, can't sleep just feel helpless and useless. My wife will soon give birth, her mama go come for omugo, baby things, hospital bills, house rent and utility bills are just on me all alone and no work. Chai! !! !!

What do you have that you can use?
Start from there. Do something no matter how small while keeping an eye out for a job

Telegram234:

U are a fu3king illiterate.
Those course dont matter here in Nigeria.
But they matter a lot internationally.
Do u think those one will even plan to work in Nigeria. They get their BSc and relocate to abroad..

You didn't have to throw an insult, it's a simple question on his mind.

Ps. You might need to rethink your shallow answer as well.

free2ryhme:


the more reason for one to get some higher education and some common sense before entering a contract

Though good, higher education is not necessary.
What you need is simply a lawyer.

emykuzee:
Nairaland becoming to boring mehn.
I just hope it doesn't replicate naijaloaded.
For many weeks, hardly have i click on any thread on front page.
So boring.
Ama take a break from this forum

I thought I was the only who noticed. Other things I noticed are:
.Too many insults
. A huge reflection of tribalism and nepotism
. Too many childish topics
.Very little sensitive comments.
It's like the adults have left this formula for the kids to just run around.

marttol:
abi this wan dey mad ni ,dem hack my account, I'm telling other people to beware, you are saying nonsense ,no let me swear for your generation

No vex bro.
I think there are so many kids on NL these days.

What is Payporte?

The Vision has escaped.

Ayodejioak:
AI and Robotic Process Automation in Nigeria?

All of these for a trainee position? seriously?

I don't know why they make life so hard in Nigeria. Only in Nigeria

So what else would you want to train a candidate for if he already knows all of these?

Like seriously..At 26?? You have all these and they still want to put you as a trainee.

Where is the job?

SouthSouth1914:
The salary structure is laughable especially as a recruit! How much are senators,house of assembly members both state and the federal level paid??

Why is there so much injustice in Nigeria?? Why is there no hope in sight for the common man?? Why are Nigerian leaders both past and present wicked??

Is Nigeria as a nation really cursed with birdbrain leaders that they cannot create a level playing field for all?

I just wonder!!

This is just so wrong!!

WaffenSS:


At least give credit to Quora for your copy-and-paste job nah.

Can u imagine, copy and paste!!! I knew the English was too American to be Nigerian.

Splinz:


What is freakin alright in giving that extortioner such a huge sum

What a lousy thief!

Birds of a feather flock together. See her saying ,'Biko, just give her the money'. It means she would or has already done same. I'm very angry right now.

Please also take out Telecoms, the sector is no longer viable as the Chinese (Huawei) have taken over as the major vendor for MTN, 9jamobile and Airtel,paying far less than industry standard. More so , almost every personnel is employed as per contract basis , with no benefits whatsoever.
Ericsson, is no longer a major player in the Nigerian market , speaking from experience here.

iamJ:
old cargo seeking attention

abeg shift

What is wrong with you?
Do you know who Onyenka Onwenu is?
I don't even think you have half the success she has.

NwaChibuzor13:
This simi is undoubtedly the ugliest and most talentless singer in Nigeria. No be her mate be chidinma that repesents elegance, beauty and raw talent? Same goes for that falz that speaks in extremely poor english I can't comprehend. All in the name of trying to sound funny. No be him mates be phyno, runtown and naeto c ? Just listen to that owanbe song by simi, its an epitome of disgrace and embarassment to Nigerian music. The most annoying thing was that she was gallantly supporting the consumption of the dreaded amala and ewedu in Nigerian parties. So sad.

I am not understanding !!
I can't even comprehend this level of reasoning.
Some people really exist.

billionman:
wow i like this. Following you right away.

Thanks.

Experience held at the Tafawa Balewa Stadium. Which ome is Teslim Balogun again ?

blackbeau1:
refused to give him a child ? Really ? Like she holds the power of getting pregnant in her hands. Abi she'd prefer her house help to get her husband ? Lemme just assume you are being sarcastic or making a joke

I don't even understand how the guy thinks. Can't even comprehend what he's saying.

60 views, 1 comment: That's because most people don't know what it takes on paper. Everybody tries different things hoping to "blow".

There's a lot involved and you are on the right track by asking.
I don't think the music industry here is standard enough and really doing what they are supposed to.
How many labels out there exist and how many artist are on such labels? Choc City ,X3M Music , Baseline records, HKN, YBNL ,Mavins,G-Worldwide, Kennis Music? How many of them have A&R personnels that spend time looking for new talent.
Besides there are different approaches to Music industry or music scene as I would call it.
Also. there different deals to to be signed if u are eventually picked up as an Artist.
You can also go the route of an Indie Artist where you have some good money, get a good producer, a good manager and promote your songs ,play at gigs, until you eventually become big .
There's the route of going to a Music Talent Hunt show and then getting recognized ,That still didn't work for people like Mike Anyasodo (MTN Project Fame) and others, Iyanya had to struggle for almost 6years. Just a few out of the hundreds that come out still become big. And that's because after you win the Talent show, you are left all alone with your recording deal. There's no marketing or promo deal. Just you and your new songs.
There's more. Na hustle most people dey hustle.

Audio Production Review by T-Beiz
"Dance" by Timaya ft Rudeboy

Colour: Hint of Afrocarribean Sounds
Genre: DanceHall/Ragga
Song structure: Standard
Intro->Chorus->Verse 1-> Chorus -> Verse 2 ->Chorus -> Verse 3-> Chorus
Energy: Well Spread and even energy across verses and Choruses
Loudness: -8 LUFs
Tempo: 96 bpm

Instrumental
Bass: Pounding delightful bassline
Percussion:some sounds of conga, tambourine, shakers, woodblock
Drums: Constant controlling basic Kick, well placed rolls.
Guitar: Solid Rhythm
Keys: Distinct sweet organ sounds, leads the song with a good vamp( style)
Strings: soft, backing the song at the right places
Synth: Soft and very little
Brass/Woodwind: N/A
Artificial Sounds, Fx: Rising sounds( well reverberated to give a surround effect) , hint of modulated, processed,sliced vocals, others


Vocal
Main Vocals:
Timaya's voice: audible and clean
Rudeboy's vocals: audible and clean

Backup Vox's
Back up vocals: Choral Harmonies used
Adlibs well placed at needed areas


Mix
Compression : Song and instruments appears well compressed
EQ:
0-500 hz : Not so many heavy bass instruments here. Little conflict between the kick and bass. Punchy rise in some areas ( especially when the kick and bass come in)
500hz- 2khz : Quite a number of mid instruments. Normal peaks within this area
2khz -5 Khz : Well filtered peaks
5khz- 20Khz: Tapered off high frequencies here
Reverb: Smooth
Delay: reeling effect , sweetly heard in parts of the chorus
Stereo/Pan effects : Good balance of stereo effects

Mastering
Mastering dynamics : Solid
Multiband dynamics : Bass , Mids , Tops well balanced
Clipping and Distortion: Happy Meters here


T-beiz , @tbeiz on all platforms
Producer for Dakdak studios

Audio Production Review by T-Beiz
"Way Maker" by Sinach

Genre: Contemporary Worship Music
Song structure:
Intro->Verse 1->Chorus -> Verse 2 ->Chorus -> Bridge-> Chorus-> Outro
Energy: Well Spread and even energy across verses and Choruses
Loudness: -7 LUFs
Tempo: 132 bpm

Instrumental
Bass: Walking bass line with good rhtym
Percussion: some sounds of conga, shakers, chimes etc
Drums: Constant controlling basic Kick ,well placed rolls,cymbals and crashes.
Keys: Distinct sweet Piano, leading the song
Strings: Violin,viola , cello; soft, backing the song at the needed places
Synth: N/A
Brass: N/A
Artificial Sounds, Fx: Possibly some rising sounds, and others


Vocal
Main Vocals:
Sinach's voice: audible and clean


Backup Vox's
Back up vocals: surprisingly no backup vocals
Adlibs well placed at needed areas



Mix
Compression : Song and instruments appears slightly compressed having some headroom
EQ:
0-100 hz : Obvious rise/boost. Little conflict between the kick and bass. Punchy rise in some areas ( especially when the kick and bass come in)
100hz- 500hz: Dominant rise in this frequency range
500hz- 2Khz: Quite a number of mid instruments. Normal peaks within this area
2khz -5 Khz : Well filtered peaks
5khz- 20Khz: Tapered off high frequencies here
Reverb: Smooth
Delay: reeling equalized effect , sweetly heard in parts of the chorus
Stereo/Pan effects : Good balance of stereo effects

Mastering
Mastering dynamics : Solid
Multiband dynamics : Bass , Mids , Tops well balanced
Clipping and Distortion: Happy Meters here, though not available to be pushed through 3db


T-beiz , @tbeiz on all platforms
Producer for Dakdak studios

Audio Production Review by T-Beiz
This Kind Love by Patoranking X Wizkid

Colour: Hint of Afro carribean sounds
Genre: DanceHall/Ragga
Song structure: Modern
Intro->Verse 1-> Chorus ->Post Chorus-> Verse 2 ->Chorus 2 ->Post Chorus-> Bridge-> Hook-> Verse 3 -> Chorus->Post Chorus -> Outro
Energy: Well Spread and even energy across verses and Choruses
Loudness: -11 LUFs
Tempo: 103 bpm

Instrumental
Bass: Relational Basslines( very delightful)
Percussion: some sounds of conga, marimba, mallets, tamborine etc
Drums: constant controlling basic Kick, snare, well placed rolls.
Keys: Distinct sweet Piano variant
Strings: soft, backing the song at the right places
Synth: Soft and very little
Brass: spatially used
Flute :soft and sweet
Artificial Sounds, Fx: DJ effects, rising sounds ( well reverbed to give a surround effect) , hint of modulated, processed,sliced vocals, others


Vocal
Main Vocals:
Patoraking's voice: audible and clean
Wizkid's vocals: audible and clean

Backup Vox's
Back up vocals: Harmonized backing vocals
Adlibs: well placed at needed areas



Mix
Compression : Song and instruments appears slightly compressed having some headroom
EQ:
0-500 hz : Not so many heavy bass instruments here. Little conflict between the kick and bass. Punchy rise in some areas ( especially when the kick and bass come in)
500hz- 2khz : Quite a number of mid instruments. Normal peaks within this area
2khz -5 Khz : Well filtered peaks
5khz- 20Khz: Tapered off high frequencies here
Reverb: Smooth
Delay: reeling effect , sweetly heard in parts of the chorus
Stereo/Pan effects : Good balance of stereo effects

Mastering
Mastering dynamics : Solid
Multiband dynamics : Bass , Mids, Tops well balanced
Clipping and Distortion: Available to be pushed for about 4-54 db


T-beiz , @tbeiz on all platforms
Producer for Dakdak studios

LegendaryArnold:
YOU TRY... TRY REMAKING IT AND LETS HEAR

Sure, having the right DAW and sounds that was used to make it ,it can be re-made. It's called reverse engineering. But the point of any review/analysis is to help create a better understanding what the object was made of.

Anyway, Oga LegendaryArnold ,I hail and greet thee.

Audio Production Review by T-Beiz
Iskaba by WandeCoal, DJ Tunez
Prod. by Spellz


Colour: Hint of Afropop Sounds
Genre: Afropop
Song structure: Modern
Intro->Verse 1-> Hook > Chorus -> Verse 2 ->Chorus 2 -> Vocal Interlude->Verse 3-> Hook-> Chorus->Chorus-> Outro
Energy: Well Spread and even energy across verses and Choruses
Loudness: -10 LUFs
Tempo: 125 bpm

Instrumental
Bass: Delightful , head-nodding bassline( hint of synth bass)
Percussion: some sounds of conga, wood block, etc
Drums: Constant controlling basic Kick , well placed rolls.
Keys: Distinct sweet Piano
Strings: soft, backing the song at the needed places
Synth: Soft and very little
Brass: used spatially( in seemingly interesting way)
Artificial Sounds, Fx: Rising sounds( well reverbed to give a surround effect) , hint of modulated, processed,sliced vocals, others


Vocal
Main Vocals:
Wande Coals Voice: audible and clean


Backup Vox's
Back up vocals: Harmonized vocals of Wande Coal and others
Adlibs: Well placed

Mix
Compression : Song and instruments appears to be well compressed having little headroom
EQ:
0-100 hz : Not so many heavy bass instruments here. Little conflict between the kick and bass. Punchy rise in some areas ( especially when the kick and bass come in)
500hz- 2khz : Quite a number of mid instruments. Normal peaks within this area
2khz -5 Khz : Well filtered peaks
5khz- 20Khz: Tapered off high frequencies here
Reverb: Smooth
Delay: reeling effect , sweetly heard in parts of the chorus
Stereo/Pan effects : Good balance of stereo effects, DJ effects etc

Mastering
Mastering dynamics : Solid
Multiband dynamics : Bass , Mids , Tops well balanced
Clipping and Distortion: Happy Meters here


T-beiz , @tbeiz on all platforms
Producer for Dakdak studios

Audio Production Review by T-Beiz
"Leg Over' by Mr Eazi
Produced by E-Kelly

Colour: Hint of Ghanaian/African sounds
Genre: Banku Music /afrobeat
Song structure: Modern
Intro->Verse 1-> Hook/ pre chorus > Chorus -> Verse 2 ->Hook/pre chorus->Chorus -> Verse 3-> Hook/pre chorus-> Chorus-> Outro
Energy: Well spread and even energy across verses and choruses
Loudness: -8 LUFs
Tempo: 98 bpm

Instrumental
Bass: Just interludes of bass lines( hint of bass synth, nothing serious but delightful)
Percussion: song is very percussive with some sounds of conga, bottle, bongo , chime, woodblock, shakers etc
Drums: Rhythmic basic Kick
Guitar : dominant
Keys: soft
Strings: soft, backing the song at strategic places
Synth: Soft and very little
Brass: NA
Artificial Sounds, Fx: very little, spatial use of morphed voices


Vocal
Main Vocals:
Mr Eazi voice: audible and clean

Backup Vox's
Back up vocals: Mr Eazi's vocals mixed with some EQ on it

Mix
Compression : Song and instruments appears well compressed having some headroom
EQ:
0-500 hz : Not so many heavy bass instruments here. Little conflict between the kick and bass. Punchy rise in some areas ( especially when the kick and bass come in)
500hz- 2khz : Quite a number of mid instruments. Normal peaks within this area
2khz -5 Khz : Well filtered peaks
5khz- 20Khz: Tapered off high frequencies here
Reverb: Smooth
Delay: reeling effect , sweetly heard in parts of the chorus
Stereo/Pan effects : Good balance of stereo effects

Mastering
Mastering dynamics : Solid
Multiband dynamics : Bass , Mids , Tops well balanced
Clipping and Distortion: Meters are happy with signal having some headroom.



T-beiz , @tbeiz on all platforms
Producer for Dakdak studios

Laird:


Listen to the If You had my Love Song instrumental well, Simi Joromi song instrumental in my opinion takes and borrows some pieces of If You had my Love Song Instrumental

I think I can hear something like that. Anyways ,one of these days Oscar, the producer Joromi would have show us the way.