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Phones / Re: Unable To Do Welcome Back For My Stolen MTN Sim by teejayahmed(m): 2:12pm On Jan 08, 2021 |
The bigger issue is for people like me who do not have NIN slip. NIMC is on strike, so I cannot register. And MTN will never retrieve your sim without the NIN slip. I am just tired of this country. The government should allow people to retrieve their line with other government approved ID while NIMC is on strike. |
Phones / Re: NIN Issues: I Never Registered For NIN.. How Do I Verify The NIN from *346#? by teejayahmed(m): 6:33pm On Dec 27, 2020 |
bablon20: Please Boss I have an issue. I was robbed last week and my phone along with the sim card I used to register for both National ID and BVN. NB: I registered for national ID but never got the temporal print out. Now the issue is that FGN have placed a ban on sim card retrieval, so there is no sim card to dial the USSD from to enable me check if I already have NIN to link with the sim. Please anyone with similar issue or know how on how to go about it should help me. I have been using this particular line since 2010, I don't want to lose it. 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Can I Learn Programming From My Android Phone? by teejayahmed(m): 3:12pm On Nov 01, 2019 |
Interesting topic. Please where will you guys recommend one go to for this guidance/training. NB: I work weekdays and only available during the weekend. Also have a laptop. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by teejayahmed(m): 6:18pm On Aug 30, 2018 |
Please is there anyone here who was supposed to submit pre-employment document but did not meet up on time? |
Health / Re: Five Aerobic Exercises Pregnant Ladies Can Do by teejayahmed(m): 2:31pm On Aug 14, 2018 |
This is good |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by teejayahmed(m): 10:26am On Aug 02, 2018 |
The reschedule news was the best thing to happen in this entire recruitment. The one thing outstanding now is for them to announce the date that the training school will start to allow people that are working sort themselves out. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by teejayahmed(m): 12:44pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
Many thanks sir. This is very detailed and helpful. Please a quick question. When you say others are told to select state of choice. can they choose Lagos? Cant someone be posted to a branch in Lagos that is not HQ? OsasAca1: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by teejayahmed(m): 6:30pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
Please i will appreciate if someone can help clarify the following for me 1. What is the prospect after training school? Is posting to marketing role dependent on your performance? How about posting someone outside Lagos state is it also based on performance? Or based on individual personalities, preferences, or skills? 2. What roles or departments are available in a bank that one can be posted to except marketing? and like above is it dependent on skill or performance? 3. Is bond signing before or after training school? Thanks for your expected help. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by teejayahmed(m): 8:46am On Jul 14, 2018 |
Hello... Kudos to all our gallant hustlers in the house. Favour will find you all soon. I am a great lover of teaching, but got another job in another sector that I could not turn down. But I still miss teaching and it hurts me that everything I know might just go to waste. If I could even find a place to teach for free on weekends, I'd take. Anyways those that are living the dream, keep it up and keep touching lives. 3 Likes |
Gaming / Re: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by teejayahmed(m): 6:18pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Vector (got 3 stars for all the stages), Candy Crush (am in 209lv) Earth and Legend! 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Got Three Teaching Jobs Within Three Months After My NYSC by teejayahmed(m): 8:31am On Jan 12, 2017 |
Good one OP...keep it up.
How much is the pay? |
Religion / Re: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by teejayahmed(m): 11:17am On Dec 27, 2016 |
How can people believe their is no spiritual power? Have seen where people are shot at with a gun nothing happened, cut with a cutlass and the cutlass breaks into halve, swallowed broken pieces of razor blade , among so much others. Occurrence that cannot be scientifically explained. |
Religion / Re: Man Tears The Holy Bible And Got Blasted (Photos) by teejayahmed(m): 11:29pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
The act is evil and we should pray for him. Its a pointless act considering the fact that everyone have freedom of faith. Hopefully the devil won't push him to try that with the glorious Quran. |
Career / Re: Thread For Teachers, Educators, Academicians, Lecturers And Educationists by teejayahmed(m): 3:09pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Still a serving Corp member in Lagos state. Teaching is my passion, be it secondary or tertiary. Am excellent in Chemistry, but can also teach physics, fmaths and maths. Can't wait to finish Service and enter into education proper. Feel free to contact me if any opportunity arises. My dream for my students is to be better than I was at their stage. |
Politics / Re: "Yan Shara" Emerges In Kaduna, Terrorizes Residents by teejayahmed(m): 3:47pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
I feel like crying anytime I see news of how this northerners portray Islam. Its purely due to lack of education. And we are wrong to completely think the way Hausa behaves is how Islam preaches. Hausa's are not even up to 1% of the world Muslim populace. So please don't judge Islam base on their actions. Islam is totally against violence as evident in the below verse from the glorious Quran : In the name of Allaah the Most Beneficent the Most Merciful. 1. Say: O you who believe 2. I do not worship that which you worship 3. And neither do you worship that which I worship 4. Nor am I going to worship that which you worship 5. Nor are you going to worship that which I worship 6. YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR RELIGION AND I SHALL HAVE MY RELIGION. (Qur'an 109 verses 1) I therefore feel ashamed when people lie that Islam promise reward for violence when the above verse is saying otherwise. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Are My Tithes Acceptable Unto God Even Though I Don't Go To Church by teejayahmed(m): 11:19am On Jun 12, 2016 |
If you are really generous... Give those money to the less privilege on the streets. Am sure they are people that just offering them 1k can make them cry not enriching an already rich church. In that Way you will be blessed for your charity. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Yakubu Dogara "Jonathan's Choices Caused Nigeria's Current Economic Realities" by teejayahmed(m): 12:00pm On May 30, 2016 |
I simply can't understand Nigeria, keeping politicians aside, our proe is with us the citizen. Rubish mindset and lazy people. I can't imagine what our point of insulting buhari is. Would we av prefer if Goodluck had won the election instead? Do u think Jonathan would have probe his own regime? The reality of the matter is (If u like close ur eyes and block ur ears), PMB is better than GEJ. The only problem with Buhari is that he underestimated the situation the country was in and made promises that he felt was realistic with our revenue. But the reason why he is not meeting the target are: 1. Massive fall in oil price 2. Massive loot by the outgoing government (imagine the sums involved in the arm deal and deziani). We keep saying he should forget the past reign and face the challenges (can't imagine Nigerians would say this despite how we cried for fight against corruption in the past). Now we are saying they should ignore corruption and move on. Let say its true that we should ignore and not waste tears on spilled milk. What do u expect him to do? We are operating a mono economy and solely depends on fuel. There are pressing problems that he must attend to despite the dead low revenue (110 dollars to 40dollars). Even in your own life. If ur salary reduce from 100k to 40k, do u think your girlfriend will benefit as she does in the past? Will your girlfriend tell u to stop complaining about your salary and start giving her money as u do in the past? Even when the fuel was selling well, what did the past government do about it? Buhari is bearing the burnt of past governments corruption. Please as a sane human being. please stop acting like all you all are dumb. Even if we conduct another election right now between GEJ and PMB, u think PMB will lose? PMB is not perfect, he promised the stuff Nigeria's past government have made impossible. For that he is wrong. But with the present situation, he is doing the best possible. Support your nation and be patriotic. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by teejayahmed(m): 3:25pm On May 19, 2016 |
Please I need help. If u sent an application via email to a firm and dia replied asking u to write dem a 400 word essay on why u think u are best for the job, in what format will u write this essay. 1. As Microsoft word and send as attachment? 2. Or open the reply box and type in d essay? |
NYSC / Re: Lagos A16 Stream 1 Lets Meet Here by teejayahmed(m): 7:29pm On Apr 21, 2016 |
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NYSC / Re: Prospective Kaduna Batch A16 by teejayahmed(m): 8:07pm On Feb 16, 2016 |
vikkyblizz: Yet the new Callup number from NYSC is same as that on the callup letter you are calling fake. Dont take chances , at least no harm in preparing ahead of time in case the fake becomes true. An adage goes " Practice religion as if there is judgement day, if there is u are safe and if there isn't u still safe". |
NYSC / Re: Prospective Kaduna Batch A16 by teejayahmed(m): 9:00pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Sorry I deen introduce myself at first, was trying to make my brain accept the state. anyway: Teejay(TJ), Futmx, Chemical Eng. The watsapp idea z nice,but too early. Let gather momentum first Kaduna: Base on little research is considered to be d best among d north. High standard of education, low cost of living, industrialized, stable power in most part, good roads and water, mixed ethnicity and religion especially in d southern Part. The downside I think is lack of payment by the state and occasional tribal and religious protest in some part. Its rare and avoidable. Feel free to add more! |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by teejayahmed(m): 9:42am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Aleora: Is something better than borno supposed to make me happy? Anyway, are you in this wid me or just sympathizing? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by teejayahmed(m): 9:12am On Feb 11, 2016 |
zube01: Kaduna too...crying |
NYSC / Prospective Kaduna Batch A16 by teejayahmed(m): 8:51am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Am still not over the sadness of being posted to my least preferred state. But I need a shoulder to cry on. So introduce yourself in this format Name: Institution: Department:. Nickname: kick off |
Sports / An Out-of-position Arsenal XI by teejayahmed(m): 1:41pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Seeing Steven Caulker sent on up front again for
Liverpool got me thinking about footballers playing out
of position. I’m sure we all love it when a keeper
comes up for a corner at the end of a game. Or when
an outfield player has to go in goal.
So anyway – I wondered – what’s the worst team
you can come up with, just by playing players out of
position. You have to take your team’s first XI and
then place them in positions they are very poorly
suited to. Sort of like reverse Football Manager.
Here’s my effort with Arsenal. (Alright I cheated
a bit and dropped Ramsey because he’d probably be
good everywhere).
GK: Santi Cazorla. Phenomenal close control and a
glorious ability to dribble out of tight spaces – all
things you don’t need in a goalkeeper. Also five foot
five. In fairness, being two-footed would be useful
(why can’t all keepers kick well off both feet under
pressure?)
RB: Olivier Giroud. Desperately slow and one-
footed…he’d get turned inside out by most wingers
and probably most full-backs in the Premier League.
At least would give this side some height in defence
though.
CB: Alexis Sanchez. He’d probably be pretty good
anywhere – but his habit of dummying/stepping one
way and then turning another is exactly what you
don’t want your centre-back doing. Putting him in a
position where he can’t joyfully run with the ball and
take on defenders would be like showing your labrador
videos of other dogs being taken for walks.
CB: Mesut Ozil. God I love him, but he would
struggle. He’s not lazy – but he really doesn’t enjoy
challenging for headers. He would apply virtually no
pressure to a centre forward receiving the ball with
his back to goal. The thought of him marking
Benteke/Lukaku/Costa makes me shudder.
LB: Hector Bellerin. He’d actually probably be fine
here. But I just had a space left over and couldn’t
work out where to put him…
DM: Theo Walcott. The defensive instincts of a
drunk toddler who spotted his favourite toy in the
distance. Being a DM is about being in the right
place originally – not the trademark Theo guilty
sprint back into position. Weak in the challenge, and
for an Arsenal player often has a pretty bad first
touch. The turnovers he would generate in the
middle of the park would kill the team.
CM: Petr Cech. As a goalkeeper he’s used to being
able to see everything in front of him – but central
midfield is probably the tightest area of the pitch
with players potentially tackling you from all
directions. Big guy though. Could be that leader in
the middle of the park everyone goes on about.
Playmaker: Monreal. I really like Nacho – he’s a
solid defender who reads the game well. He’s
(rightly) pretty unambitious in his passing however –
and I think would really blunt our attack a lot in
this position. Loves making an overlapping run, but
you sort of sense he’s often hoping teammates don’t
pass it to him.
FW: Per Mertesacker. I can’t even imagine what
he would do playing out wide. Possibly he’d become a
sort of dead end for counter-attacks – calmly passing
the ball back the way it came. Worse still – he
could become our Fellaini.
FW: Laurent Koscielny. Would probably do a job
here and I had to slot him in somewhere, but a lot of
his strengths (stepping up and intercepting, ability to
time a tackle) would be largely wasted.
CF: Coquelin. Never scored for Arsenal. He’s only
scored twice in his career in 142 appearances.
Wenger playing him at centre-forward for a game
would be the ultimate trolling of football punditry…a
two-fingered salute to both those who say Arsenal
need another striker and those who say Arsenal need
more defensive cover in midfield.
Can you do better/worse? |
Romance / Online Problems In A Relationship by teejayahmed(m): 10:36am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Relationships is not just a bed of roses as we all know. But some of these problems are exacerbated with some online tools especially mobile phones and social networks. Most of these problems based on my experience are more common in distant relationships but can also be experienced even when u staying in d same environment. The points listed below are my own experience, feel free to add yours. 1. Excessive Phone calls This is common with care starved girls and jealous type of girls( Dont mind how biased I was there). There are always calling and talking to you on phone wanting to know ur every move, ur activities and who u talk to. For God sake relationship is not EFCC vs Dasuki ,give him breathing space. The ones that annoys me most is ur girl will call u briefly begging u call her back for something. As a caring guy u rush to get card only for u to call and ask what it is?. The reply is "I just wanted to hear from u" after u guys av spoke so many times already that day. Atimes she will call and after greetings nothing more to say and she will ask u silly question like why are u keeping quiet. Other times if u think and bring up one discussion line, she will say that d discussion is lame that u should change topic as if u are TV stations. 2. Complain about ur chat or dp I especially hate this type of girls. Dia are online 24hrs and always chatting with you. when u online and not typing to them Dia immediately call and complain that who are u chatting with that u not talking to them. And if u type dem hi Dia are never creative to start any discussion and would be waiting for u to start one which Dia would still say its lame at most times. This type are the first to complain about ur dp if its not about dem asking u change ur dp with immediate effect. 3. Exhausted words leads to more sex Due to exhausting all your discussions online after u guys meet dia will be virtually nothing left to talk about. And prolonged silence will lead to thought of sex creeping to ur head all the time. 4. It increases ur odds of frequent misunderstanding Before you know u start getting tired of this type of relationship if not well treated. Symptoms becomes frequent rate of misunderstanding because too much talk a times make u say things you not supposed to say. This lead to my final point 5. It can lead to sex chat and masturbation Do to the difficulty in thinking out d best discussion land to take can push u to become too sexual. D easiest thing to discuss for a very long time is sex. U will find urself discussing about ur past sex experience together or how u plan to carry it out next time. leading to asking what the other person is wearing, taking nude pix and sharing and at last might start touching yourself. Online activities is crucial to a relationship if properly managed. pls feel free to criticize and contribute ur own experience |
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