I find the timeline perplexing. A bus left enugu at 9am and got to Onitsha at 3pm. A journey that ordinarily is about 1hr 30mins for bus. Left Onitsha at 3pm and got to Asaba at 5pm. What seperates Onitsha with asaba is the niger bridge, less than 30 mins journey.
If a bus leaves enugu at 9am, it should in asaba btw 11am and 12 noon.
This country na wa

patokenneth:
Does this type of thing happen inside banking halls? Why do we always hear stories like this with informal banking shops?

banks will detect it while trying to count the money. Tellers are trained to detect fake notes by look, feel and touch. The texture of fake notes is different from that of real ones.

dumahi:

It can happen to anyone. Poor people even have it worse. So, just pray for the man's quick recovery.

I don't understand. When did falling sick become an issue

Op, if she had not delivered through CS u would have refused?
What is the correlation between delivery through CS and the woman's pastor being the one to officiate te naming ceremony?
My wife delivered through CS too. And I named the child while she was still on hospital bed. I brought it to attention though, but it wasn't an issue for discussion or debate.
3 months later she took the child to her church for baptism, I didn't show up. Because the church, a pentecostal church refused to wed us unless I become their member and attend foundation, intermediate and advanced class or in my case, attend executive class. I say mba, I don't want to be their member, they say mba, they wount wed us, hence the stalemate till today.
When I was ready the following month, I did "mkuputa nwa" which was the day the child was brought out and named officially. Her church people were even there in my house, but I didn't know till later in the evening when different groups were coming out to dance with the newborn

bigpicture001:


Aren't u suprised iver two things..?

First...a reversal by jamb

2nd ..a suddenly no single Igbo tribe in first ten...something unusual in the past 20years..?

If u don't smell rat, then am afraid u habe a nasal cavity issue...

Mind u I am from.ekiti

check the scores - 367, 366, 365, 364, 363. there's igbo in top 3 and top 5.

bigpicture001:
Suddenly there is no igbo in top ten..?

I laff!!!!!!

the list is actually top 5. so igbo is in top 3 sef

1
1.⁠ ⁠Olowu David – 367- Ondo state
2.⁠ ⁠⁠Alayande David- 367- Oyo state
3.⁠ ⁠⁠Orukpe Joel-367- Edo

2
4.⁠ ⁠⁠Emmanuel Jeremiah-366- Akwa-Ibom

3
5.⁠ ⁠⁠Essiet Etini-365-Akwa-Ibom
6.⁠ ⁠Ezenwoko Zara-365-Abia
7.⁠ ⁠⁠Umoh Joshua-365-Akwa-Ibom

4
8.⁠ ⁠⁠Mamudu Abdulraham-364-Edo

5
9.⁠ ⁠⁠Adeleke Abdulbasit-363-Kwara
10.⁠ ⁠⁠Echem Victor-363-Rivers
11.⁠ ⁠⁠Etute Emmanuel-363- Edo
12.⁠ ⁠⁠Jedidiah Chidiebube-363-Imo
13.⁠ ⁠⁠Adesanya Oluwatimilehin-363-Ogun

LegendHero:


But he’s been JAMB CEO for years, why did he not release a tribalized list all those years?

I expect Peter Obi to sow a thread soon and start crying accusing Oloyede of being a tribalist because his people came sixth on the chart.

For people that care to know, below is the list of top scorers for the past 10 years:

2024: Olowu David
2023: Nkechinyere Umeh
2022: Adebayo Eyimofe Oluwatofunmi
2021: Monwuba Chibuzo Chibuikem
2020: Maduafokwa Egoagwuagwu Agnes
2019: Ezeunala Ekene Franklin
2018: Galadima Israel Zakari
2017: Akingbulugbe Precious Ayomide
2016: Akenbor Adesuwa Osarugue
2015: Ilukwe Lottachukwu Geraldine
2014: Onomejoh Princewill

big lie. 2024 top are 1.⁠ ⁠Olowu David – 367- Ondo state
2.⁠ ⁠⁠Alayande David- 367- Oyo state
3.⁠ ⁠⁠Orukpe Joel-367- Edo
the 3 of them had same mark - 367

ObiORBiafra:

Jamb can not be trusted because the wisest and most intelligent tribe in the world is missing on their top 5

if u had bothered to check the scores, you will notice that the list are the top 5. there are ties in the scores. look well before commenting

Goodvibes007:
What of their allowance. That's where most of their largesse are.

Senate and governors and state of assemble members should do same immediately as well.

allowances are tied to salaries, so if salaries are reduced, the allowances get reduced eg if furniture allowance is 300%of salary, if salary gets reduces, furniture allowance gets reduced too. but i'm very sure they didnt reduce a kobo from the salaries

Judolisco:
Will d federal government return d cars to Canada?

read the full story. the answer is there

MyMouth:

So it's not even a constitutional thing?

noo, it was INEC that conducted local govt elections in 1999

Metrix147:
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Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/two-commissioners-resign-from-governor-alex-ottis-cabinet/

they may resigned to go and for local govt chairmanship election.

Ghana can cook rubbish shaa. Egg in egusi soup.
I'm not surprised the Asian called it stew. Because what they cook and call soup is actually stew.
There is a ghanaian food blog that entered my Facebook. I say let me even check to see how ghanaians cook. They cook rubbish. They lady will cook stew, then pour water into it and whole okro and garden it into it and say it's light soup.
U see another, they will cook stew, pour plenty water into it, grind garden egg and pour into it and say it's garden egg light soup. I say tufiakwa! God forbid. So many nonsense the girl is cooking. I had to quickly block the page. The whole thing there was so disgusting

post=131002639:
Mr Blogger Is Here And Following BBNAIJA

bbnaija is not crime scene o

I really can't wait!!!!

MasterTeeUSA:
The hypocrisy of Nigerians...when Mrs Ojukwu slapped a lady, everyone laughed and praised her...including ARISE News. Now the Gov ordered someone to be slapped, and the same Nigerians, including AriseNews, are playing judge and jury. Like I always say, something is truly wrong with us.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-p0uHFVk40

different issues. Mrs Ojukwu was sitting on her own, Obiano's wife went and physically assaulted her and she retaliated.
this one na issue of who go pray ooo. does Allah choose whose prayer he will hear? that young man that was assaulted may even be more pious that the man that called himself imam that later prayed.

EreluRoz:
The governor ordered his security to slap him in the video or I didn't watch it clearly

seems the version we all watched was doctored if the special adviser was telling the truth. mad people.

NwokoloOwa:
Why are aides of some of our leaders so so useless. What kind of nonsense talk is this.

sorry sir

elections have consequences

VIKTO83:
This woman is matured.
After all what Saraki talked about her in very insulting manner plus Dino Melaye.
No wonder they are jagabandist

what did saraki ever say about her?
Trump just nominated a man that heavily insulted him as his running mate.

Sonnobax15:

Na wa..... imagine being relegated from the EPL to the championship as a once upon a time champion

Once upon a time a full house hen don turn to outside hen wey cocks dey climb anyhow, anytime they want....What a shame !!!

like Leicester city?

shox:
it’s true. even 1500 for some stores. Sardine of 3 for 500

wow

Arobaga:



I no wan argue with anybody today na receipt I wan dey drop

are u serious that sardine, common sardine is now 1200?

Nadingo:
Yes! That's the North for you. I can bet my two balls that a core northern Muslim girl dares not to strive for such feat in a place like Federal Polytechnic Nekede. In fact, to get admission there will be hard for her.

she go pass WAEC and JAMB first naa. not the type they give boys from Yobe that score 2 in common entrance admission in Federal Government Colleges but set cut off for girls from Imo at 183.

it is over. the cup is definitely not going home with them. well deserved win

wow. england nearly equalized

they actually are going home this time around except it's offside

Freshtruth:
Gareth Southgate useless sha bring cole palmer d ode they carry Watkins come

and your palmer just came in and scored. nice one

wonderful. palmer just came in and just scored

spain nearly doubled the lead

They are going home. without the cup

CJStarz:

Wrong.
Woman masquerade is called agbogho mma

u are right. In my hometown Arondizuogu, woman masquerade is called aburuja.
Tnx