DaluChris:


It's okay Bro. am sorry for calling you out I never knew you lack simple understanding....

Have you ever heard of pot calling kettle black? Your own kinda pot is the type they use for owambe since you can't look up simple security settings.

Paulflip87:
But the irony is, if actually this info is a scam message, what does the scammer stand to gain?

I don't always want to be surprised by what they want, I just like to nip their actions in the bud from the getgo first when I sense anything suss.

DaluChris:


BABA ALI brother. so because you wrote last week, you don't want others to write abi ?.. I was only comparing last week sms with the one in circulation and you are so much pained. you think writing the the exam is automatic employment ? even if the sms is fake, why not keep calm until its proven rather than displaying your wicked character. people like you will never want others to progress more than them.

but if the invite is genuine for some economical reason then goodluck to those who got sms again. You probably made it to the next phase; I think. Those who are getting for the first time, all is well. I wish y'all goodluck except for this @DaluChris who thinks I want his downfall... Mscheww, nothing nothing wey you sabi rarara

DaluChris:


BABA ALI brother. so because you wrote last week, you don't want others to write abi ?.. I was only comparing last week sms with the one in circulation and you are so much pained. you think writing the the exam is automatic employment ? even if the sms is fake, why not keep calm until its proven rather than displaying your wicked character. people like you will never want others to progress more than them.

Baba main Aboki, why will FRSC change its sms title from FRSC-info to SMS-info cuz it was sent by someone who is not FRSC and does not have the permission to do so. But you see Baba Aboki, everything will be laid bare soon. Na Saturday we go take know. You hear me now?

Smartslim17:

Pls add me to d group or give me d link.thanks

Bros link no go kee you there

OgbeniYK:


I hope you are fulfilled with accusing me of lying... Of what use or benefit is it for me to do such a thing to folks like me who are hustling to even eat in this country. Kudos to you for this great achievement. For those that will listen, there is still hope

OK if no be lie why was a screenshot of a link inviting rmas for interview in October attached on this thread to buttress the emails you supposedly say are dropping? Please tell me

OgbeniYK:


I got an email to that effect as well and the test is for Abuja on Saturday, 10th of November, 2018. And before you ask, I didn't write the last weekend's CBT exams. I read somewhere that it was going to be in batches... So let's all still stay positive

First of all bros, "the test holds/is 'at' Abuja" is most appropriate. In other news, na big lie una dey lie[b]

OgbeniYK:


I got an email to that effect as well and the test is for Abuja on Saturday, 10th of November, 2018. And before you ask, I didn't write the last weekend's CBT exams. I read somewhere that it was going to be in batches... So let's all still stay positive

First of all bros, "the test holds/is 'at' Abuja" is most appropriate. In other news, na big lie una dey lie[/b]

OgbeniYK:


I got an email to that effect as well and the test is for Abuja on Saturday, 10th of November, 2018. And before you ask, I didn't write the last weekend's CBT exams. I read somewhere that it was going to be in batches... So let's all still stay positive

First of all bros, "the test holds/is 'at' Abuja" is most appropriate. In other news, na big lie una dey lie

DaluChris:


some differences though

you no go fit spell the thunder wey wan strike you for that cbt wey u go write on Saturday especially for that useless link wey u screenshot.

oyeezah:
Who can confirm this

Why is the sender's name SMS Info? Why una dey whine us for this thread sef? Wetin be all these one? Shebi una get connect? Make una let us c road na? see ehn, wetin dey save una na dis online things oh. See ehn, no worry I got catch one of una one day.

OrangeDream:
Congrat to all those that wrote their test today. I have being reading through without commenting. Here's what i think:


1. There is a priority list and a merit list. Priority list: Exam or no exam, they already have their letters waiting for them. And merit list; a few from the exam and interview conducted will be used to dilute the other list. So, they are not accused of anything.


2. There is a high possibility that, the test was just a formality. How do i know? I got access to the master list (excel sheet) of recommended candidates for this exam. You will be surprised to know that, many of you who did'nt get the invite were actually recommended for the exam. Perharps, to cut cost of examination fee from FRSC to JAMB, they drastically reduced the number.


3. You have a solid contact on this? Next week is the perfect timing to follow up. Recommendations from a senior politician from your state to Federal Character can get you this job. Lists will keep emerging until the final list. Plus & Minus will continue to take place. It's beyoung even the FRSC as the list go through different vetting stages.


4. All the very best to all.

Bro jor, biko, mbok, please send me the recommended master list make I view am for my eyes only. 09038411147 whatsapp. Na beg I dey beg

noceedy4real:
Someone made mention of location as a factor, could it be that those that passed the AC and are residing in lagos were called first for documentation... Is there anyone outside lagos currently on documentation??...please identify, thanks

Documentation locations include Abuja and Enugu... These places are outside Lagos.

cloud9usher:


No, what you discuss with your group members in the group discussion is what you would use to build the information on your slides for the Powerpoint presentation, and its the same information you got from the group discussion you'd also use for the essay part.

So make sure you take down notes in your group discussion

ok bro. God help me

cloud9usher:


You'd start with your group discussion, make sure you are audible and make sure you give valid points to the discussion and make sure you take down notes of every thing discussed because you will need it all through the assessment.

For the logical and numerical reasoning, try and be VERY FAST in this section, they deliberately include impossible to answer questions in there to waste your time, immediately a question is taking more than 50 seconds then leave it and move to the next, you have barely one minute for every question, just 20 minutes to answer these questions.

For the presentation I have discussed that already above.

You'd write an essay as well as I have explained above.

Then there is an panel interview as well, be confident and cover all basic interview questions but make sure you prove that you would be an ASSET to First bank in regards to what you can bring to the table, then also know all about First bank so you can give you take on this if asked.

Then lastly, please dress to impress, appearance matters as well and there are points attached to that as well.
Also, psyche yourself that the AC is not some difficult thing and prepare for it well and you would turn out enjoying the whole thing, I just had fun through the whole thing and enjoyed myself, when you are not stressed you would perform at your best.

All the best to you guys still to do your assessment, you guys should get done already so we start expecting success mails for medicals/documentation.

Thanks a lot. You have been of immense help, I will try my best to do as you have said and stay optimistic. You say they give us points readily available for us to present. So group discussions are only for the essay?

witty17:

lol. gave me a laugh. you need learning PowerPoint asap if you don't know how it works. windows 8 should do just fine.

Bros where will I see windows 8? are we not suppose to learn all this things during training? My laptop has even crashed sef. Kai. Please help me with detailed info. Pls

cloud9usher:


I hate to be a kill joy and burst your bubble but you are wrong!

The AC process started the week of Monday - 12th June 2017. The email HCP sent us reads thus:

"Further to our earlier e-mail, the next phase of the recruitment process for the FirstBank 2017 GT Programme is set to begin. The process is scheduled to run in batches over the next six weeks; the first batch of candidates has been invited for this week."

That email was sent on Monday - 12th June 2017, the first batch had their AC that week signalling the first week of AC, and HCP stated AC would run for six weeks, from that week to this week removing last week makes it six weeks, so according to HCP's statement this week is the final 6th week of AC.

Except they wanna extend it or something. To be on the safe side please disturb HCP phone lines to schedule you, its better to be on the safe side o!

Thank you for letting me know. I just read my email three days ago and I was so happy to see it. I could not even believe it knowing that I did a lot of guessing a.k.a tumbum tumbum in the aptitude test. Please how does the power point work because I don't even know where to start sef and group discussion topic, what will it be. Any info please

What is giving me hope now is that HCP said they did not hold AC last week, therefore we are in the 5th week. There is hope for the chill pillers. Thank God ... I will sleep well this week I have hope for the invite finally

So OP u r now feeeling like Chimamanda abi, welldone.

truthsayer007:

Ok Sir, I hear you Mr expert.

Better.

Enyimbamercedes:
All these 'virgins'. I had an encounter with a 29 year old virgin. Agreed, she didn't allow any penetration but allowed everything and did everything else including an entry through the back... Virginity doesn't equal chastity.

She just wan help u... u no sabi d thing well, na y she no let u f**k t*t*

truthsayer007:


Yea lol, Its lack of penetration.

There's one i met like 3 years ago. Her vjay was very small. So she complained it pains her when guys try to go in. She did everything with me except from penetration & she's wild, my first BJ was from her lol. I still chat with her on FB. She claims she's still a virgin.

She tells me about the guy that wants to marry her, He was so happy he met her a virgin. In my mind i just wonder

Guy... u no sabi f**k

akinsmyk:


Would you believe if I tell you that I am having a similar issue. We met on Facebook, I liked her instantly but I threw away the thought when I saw that she shows on her profile who she is in a relationship with.

One way thing led to the other and she fell for me. She kept saying she loved me more than her man but would pick her man over me in marriage coz they've gone far and the guy had done lot in her life.

We met and we had fun....she always gush about how good I made her feel. If I call her one thousand times, she's gonna show up but can't marry me. Who cares anyway? Gotta dig till I'm tired.

Wetin dey there? Like another guy never dig my own past ladies while we were still on

Ladies are so confused. Just pity her man. He trusted her and behaving lover boy. How am I at fault when I'm helping her with what she wants.

I know this girl will cheat with other men on her hubby in marriage

Is her name Tosin?

mithras:

Who else thinks the girl is psycho?
Oga, forget her, find someone else.

Baba both of em r psychos.. op borrowed someone's property, d property even said goodbye and called him later on to tell him dat she's back with her owner... Watelse does he want from madam property?

CoolVoice:


I'm sure gidimaster no tell the babe wetin she want hear or he wasn't touching her right... And the babe be like "you're scratching the boooobs Na, you no cut ur nails?"

If dis b d case, all I can say is EYAH!

gidimasters:


Bro I meant me sef just wise up from this kind stuff...

She get bf but she no Wan break up...


ME. Don. Dey form. Bf but I just dey deceive myself....


Now I don turn full time heart player and breaker

u b player come be breaker... u b Shaquille O'neal? Even Shaq no break d ball wen him dey play... u neva wise up anything, u neva evn start to know anything before u go come talk about wise up... better dey pray every morning make God give u ur own before u find dat special someone and play and break ur heart again instead of hers. come how old r u sef?

gidimasters:
Me sef just comot for this kind situation sef... But wetin pain me pass be say I no chop the girl kpekus.... She no gree lemme enter....

Now she dey talk say she wan see me, I just snub her cos I no fit dey kiss only dey touch Bobby....

Na to enter the real koko

so na only touch u touch d bobby... u nor even suck am sef... nawa oh... na him b say d girl want make u come start to dey suck her bobby (d left one) b4 she go come know wetin to do with u.

gidimasters:
Me sef just comot for this kind situation sef... But wetin pain me pass be say I no chop the girl kpekus

when u no enta d situation, how u take comot from am?

caukerzee:
Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me.
One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? "
"Nah...why should I?"
"But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ".
"Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )".
"Lol. You're funny ".
"Do me a favour ".
"what ?"
"You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you".
"Lol ".
Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?"
"Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings.
The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms :
1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over.
2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together.
She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other.
The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex.
The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship.
A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it.
What do I do?

Guy u c ehn, now is d right tym to introduce her to ur parents.. Just introduce her to your parents and finish what u hve started...

caukerzee:
Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me.
One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? "
"Nah...why should I?"
"But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ".
"Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )".
"Lol. You're funny ".
"Do me a favour ".
"what ?"
"You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you".
"Lol ".
Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?"
"Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings.
The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms :
1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over.
2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together.
She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other.
The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex.
The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship.
A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it.
What do I do?

Wat may hve happened is that she thought u cld quench her thirst but she realised that u r only a lil bit better than her other bf who cldnt do nada too bt she needs more so she decided to apply u both to the system but d guy prolly became worse so she decided to call u. How many rounds was ur goodbye sex sef? Give us complete gist abeg. R u sure it wasnt one and half? That girl must be from Calabar or Benue.. Those ones nor dey tire.

We shld be a lil nicer to op. Her broda who isnt Nigeria senate material I believe; just spent 90k+ on a gal he barely even knows and she who is has known for 17years lacks.. I think d situation is alarming... She believes her brother shldnt pay that much for punnanny or some commitment... Help d little lady out here and teach her how to act nicer and diplomatically when she's around her brother and current beneficiary.. Me I can buy her Iphone 7 if she wl just calm down oh.

caukerzee:
Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me.
One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? "
"Nah...why should I?"
"But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ".
"Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )".
"Lol. You're funny ".
"Do me a favour ".
"what ?"
"You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you".
"Lol ".
Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?"
"Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings.
The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms :
1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over.
2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together.
She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other.
The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex.
The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship.
A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it.
What do I do?

Now dat u have started reasoning like this... u want to stop using condom abi... dat is when u know u have used ur lyf to play nairabet... very big odd for that matter... e must cut...

shehuolayinka:
I have one currently now, even after insulting and embarrassing her, I have tried getting her angry and all sort of stupid things guys do to a girl, she still won't go, I just decided to leave her and be looking at her. When the time comes, she go go her way. And it's being five years, I have been in the mess.
When it comes to girl issue again, I just no dey disturb myself again. They are very stupid and useless, so I tend not to over think their matter.

You have been telling her stupid things for five years now... Guy u are a very wicked person oh but c if u want everything to end, tell her u taking her to this resort as a surprise then plan a trip to one very deep forest in Sokoto, take away her purse and cell phones esp. ATM, leave her there and return to ur base. My broda if she survives it back, she'll come to nairalanders to give 50,000 reasons why she shldnt leave u, which of course she can't get.

Divay22:
Hollywood Hell No. .if you had said Bollywood it would have been better ,she likes them equally,it like a game of Who can get there before the other, it's either OP step up his game or forget her....

ok ok fyn Bollywood... but op's game has always been tight from wat I can decipher... d both of dem have to just start using their brains from now on.. He can just go.. "come babe lets start giving ourselves brain now oh" and they wl b able to put d pieces together. As simple as...