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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Earns £14m More From Instagram Than Juventus, Putting Messi To 2nd Place by Tommynkem(m): 12:19pm On Jun 08, 2020
OLDESTWARRIBOY:
No be Ronaldinho name I dey see for there so, why make guys for dat Jakpa arena dat day cor dey tell me say e dn broke.
Na only God know which kind weed those boys dey smoke, na so I for go talk am then disgrace myself for outside.

Good for Penaldo the fake goat, since nothing for am this season, make e use this one te press.

Messi The real G.O.A.T



Bros calm down na, you never chop today?



Meet guys for your area make them teach you hustle na, or you start okpo business. Both dey pay well o



Brotherly, i relate with this your yarn. your pigin dey totori my belle.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army No Longer Capable Of Defending Against Bandits - Says Senator by Tommynkem(m): 2:05pm On May 19, 2020
Bandit or herdsmen or Bokoharam, once you hold what looks like a knockout, our army cannot touch you.
if its to dance like python in the East or smile like crocodile they will be motivated.

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Politics / Re: The Much-talked About Article Of Femi Adesina On Prof. Gambari, The New CoS To B by Tommynkem(m): 2:02pm On May 19, 2020
Battle of the asslickers.

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Politics / Re: Covid 19: Npower, Sadiya Farouq And Her Failure by Tommynkem(m): 1:59pm On May 19, 2020
Is Npower what we need in this country. i think we should look inwards the multiple talent we have and assist in developing them.

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TV/Movies / The Contagion Movie. Is Covid19 Predetermined? by Tommynkem(m): 9:03am On Apr 30, 2020
the Contagion was a movie produced in 2011 about the outbreak of a novel Virus from Hong Kong, China.
the only thing different with the pandemic currently plaguing the world now is the Name. it was not given any name then but it had exact same symptoms as the Covid19 we are experiencing. the same precautionary measures taken then are exactly the same the world is following. it's like we are all playing to the same script but with different actors.
All the Plots with the relevant Health bodies are what we are witnessing today.
I think we should see this movie if we haven't, then probably get another perspective of this pandemic.
it leaves me with certain disturbing questions

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Goes Live On Facebook, Slams Kemi Olunloyo And Buhari by Tommynkem(m): 7:34pm On Apr 29, 2020
I used to trust Kemi's news but with this gaffe, I don Japa. I think she is an investigative journalist. she Jonze big-time.

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Politics / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: President Buhari Addresses The Nation (Live Updates) by Tommynkem(m): 8:04pm On Apr 27, 2020
nothing live about the update. lockdown will be relaxed partially from 2nd of May. we have seen the template before yesterday. na play them wan press after recording.

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Politics / Re: "The Satanic Trinity Of El-Rufai, His Son And His Wife" By Reno Omokri by Tommynkem(m): 7:14pm On Apr 27, 2020
enemyofprogress:
No mind am. Person never see food chop na long story I go come dey read

what took food from your table today is a result of your laziness to read yesterday. am sure you were warned about Buhari in a historical write-up of this proportion but because, as usual, you can hide knowledge from a black man in a book, you refused to put you docile brain into good use, now you cry of food. another opportunity beckons for you to learn from history but again you have chosen to remain perpetually ignorant. this time you will cry for Air when he emerges your president.
yeye dey smell.

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Sports / Ronaldo To Support Portuguese Health Systems Amid Covid 19 Outbreak by Tommynkem(m): 6:37pm On Mar 24, 2020
Cristiano Ronaldo has stepped in to help amid the coronavirus pandemic by combining with his agent to finance hospitals in Portugal.
Ronaldo and agent Jorge Mendes will fund North Lisbon's University Hospital Centre (CHULN) with two intensive care wings and an intensive care wing in Porto's Santo Antonio hospital, which is part of Porto's University Hospital Centre.
The CHULN, which includes Santa Maria and Pulido Valente hospitals, confirmed to ESPN that the two new intensive care wings will carry the names of the two football personalities.
"Businessman Jorge Mendes and Cristiano Ronaldo will donate two intensive care wings for the CHULN; each wing will be totally equipped and will have the capacity for 10 beds," CHULN told ESPN.
"The units will be equipped with the charitable contribution of Mendes and Ronaldo. This equipment includes beds, ventilators, heart monitors, pumps and infusion syringes, essential equipment in the care of critically ill patients with COVID-19.
"These units, called UCI Jorge Mendes and UCI Cristiano Ronaldo, after the COVID-19 [pandemic is over] will be converted and will remain as a reinforcement of intensive care medicine, which had 31 beds before the new coronavirus pandemic, increasing its capacity to 51 beds."
Meanwhile, the wing at the CHUP will allow for the opening of 15 intensive care beds, fully equipped.
As of March 24, Portugal had 2,060 confirmed coronavirus cases with 23 deaths. Portugal declared a state of emergency last Thursday.
Ronaldo, whose Juventus teammates Paulo Dybala, Blaise Matuidi and Daniele Rugani have tested positive for coronavirus, has been in quarantine in his native Madeira.
The Portugal captain has been active on social media, reminding fans to follow the advice of the World Health Organisation while also highlighting the importance of following authorities regarding confinemen
Politics / Re: Senators That Sponsored Three Controversial Bills In Nigeria by Tommynkem(m): 1:45pm On Mar 13, 2020
the only bill they will bring that will be sensible is that the children of all public office holders must attend government schools, use government hospitals here in Nigeria. and also the president and senate must have Phd, governors and house of Rep (federal and state) must have Masters degree, Local Govt chairman must have BSc/HND, Councillors and ward chairman must have OND. then give Nigeria 10 years and see how America will be rushing for our Visa.
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Politics / Re: Did ‘International Community’ Threaten Supreme Court Justices On Imo? by Tommynkem(m): 1:00pm On Feb 19, 2020
ovadozes:
I laugh when people say IPOB wants to destabilise Nigeria, please is there anything stable in Nigeria that IPOB is aiming to destabilise. Abeg make we hear word.
Nigeria is the definition of instability.
Infact you deserve accolade. Does Nigeria seem like a stable country. A country where a Governor is alleged to have used #100million to procure 100 desktops for secondary school, a country where extra judicial killlings torture and police brutality is the norm, a country where Herdsmen/bandits and Bokoharam are treated with kids gloves, yet they wil be ready to crackdown heavily on peaceful protesters, a country where corruption is excusable for the upperclass and stealing to feed is unforgiveable for the lower class. where do we start to mention. yet someone says nigeria is stable. If this is his definition of stability then i wonder if am using a different dictionary.
If this contraption disintegrate, am 99.9% certain it cant get worse than this. so i prefer we try it.

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Politics / Re: Imo Police Bans Protests 24 Hours To Supreme Court Judgement Review by Tommynkem(m): 8:22pm On Feb 17, 2020
Kingpele:
Well I pray my inlaw regain his seat @ IMO but that bayalse own was very terrible, how can someone that lose an election become a winner through the court? How will he serve bayalse with all his heart when h
e know he was rejected by the people at the polls... The best is rerun... My cousin in bayalse state is very angry because they all voted for David because Dickson performed below their expectations and never wanted to do anything with his stooge... Nawa for this set of judges at supreme court
See this analogy, if you write an exam and took 1st position, but afterwards it was discovered that you cheated, would the examination board order another exam or they will simply disqualify you and give the 1st position to the next person. even in Olympic race, if the winner is found to have used drug to enhance performance, they strip him of the medal and award it to the next best person.
common sense is really not so hard bro.
how you check am. they knew the consequences of the cheating even before the election.

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by Tommynkem(m): 4:24pm On Feb 14, 2020
Overlordship:
Hello all, I got married to my wife 9 months ago and it has been a wonderful experience all through until her friend showed up two months ago. That was actually the first time I was meeting her as she wasn’t around for our wedding as she was doing her masters programme in South Africa. I knew she and my wife were closed as she was always talking about her best friend while we were courting.

She showed up at our house and I thought she came to visit and catch up with old times with my wife so I gladly welcome her. Later in the night, my wife told me she will be staying with us for sometimes while she gets a job. I was upset because we never discussed it before and I made my feeling known. Nevertheless, I had to give in since she said the friend also accommodated her in her room back at school for a session. So, I accepted her living with us and I felt it was only for a short time. We gave her the visitor’s room.

The first trouble started when I noticed her night gown barely covered her bum and sometimes were transparent with her boobs showing whenever she comes to the sitting room. I expressed my reservations about it to my wife and she dismissed it playfully that it was nothing and that what were my eyes wandering there for, so I let it go. Sometimes, she will enter her bedroom without knocking saying she wants to gist with her friend. And I will just stay on my side of the bed playing with my phone while the both talked. I noticed my wife doesn’t care, but I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it with the hope her friend will soon leave the house.

I must admit that the friend was a bit useful in the house. My wife closes late than I, and her friend stays home when she’s not job hunting, so sometimes she would have cooked before we arrived. Though, I complained about this also, but wifey believe it was trivial. Her friend was intelligent and as times goes on, we talked on a wide range of topic while waiting for wife to come back from home so I stopped complaining about her to my wife.

It became so normal about her dressing that I accepted it like that. There was a day she came to our room to gist with my wife and playfully, my wife hit me with a pillow and before you know it, the three of us were throwing pillows about and playing like kids. They were both jumping on me and incidentally, I had a hard on as we were playin. I noticed her friend was slightly brushing her hand on me. I had to quickly stop and stylishly use the pillow to cover myself until I came down. I was really uncomfortable with the whole situation, but I didn’t complain to my wife again since I know what she will say. What I just keep asking my wife is when her friend was leaving.

The incident that happened two weeks really changed things. My wife took one week leave and decided to visit her parents outside the state we reside. I wasn’t okay with it leaving her friend alone with me, but she said I will just do fine. I tried to come home late for the first three days so I can completely avoid her, until the fourth day when she came into my room. I didn’t want to be rude by asking her to leave, so I asked her to sit down on the sofa in the bedroom. We first spoke about football, politics and other things. I can’t really say what happened, but in a lapse of judgement, we started kissing and then I had sex with her. I felt regret immediately and started apologizing to her for taking advantage of her. What she said really dazzled me. She said I shouldn’t be sorry as my wife never keep talking of our big I am and how sex was so great. And how she wishes her friend can experience what she was talking about.

My regrets turned to anger immediately and I asked her if she and my wife planned this whole episode just to confirm what my wife was boasting about. She denied being in cohort with my wife, but said something that devastated me. She said my wife wouldn’t mind as they sometimes share things together as they are besties for life right from their school days. I had to quickly exit the room to the balcony. We barely talked again until wife came back, though she tried to initiate some conversation, which I rebuffed. My wife further heightened my apprehension when wife asked if her friend really took care of me and that I couldn’t have missed her much since her friend was around. The dilemma now is that I can’t confront my wife about the incident as I will be admitting I slept with her friend. Her friend is also acting normal and I am afraid if she will inform her “bestie for life”. I have been thinking, what if they had been “Sex partners” before and I married a bisexual cos of the way they do play together. I had just been asking her when her friend was leaving and I don’t want to be forceful because of what happened between us.

Note, my wife has been a good wife. All my family member love her like she’s part of them and she is so comfortable with them. We never had any issues except this. I need advice on how to go on so I don’t destroy my marriage.

Someone sometime opened a thread of becoming an alpha Male. well, maybe you should read the thread. you need to won your home and exert your manly authority. Men are known to think much more ahead than women, reason why we get depressed easily. You have seen its a dangerous path yet out of lack of will power you refuse to tackle it heads on. the moment you set boundaries then you become the owner. your bedroom should be your sanctuary and out of bound to non family member even your parent. if your home collapses then you have no one to blame. Marriage goes beyond having money. you need to have the will power to take or make a decision and defend it no matter whose ox is gored. if its for a bigger cause

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Goofed By Staying Away From Parent's Burial by Tommynkem(m): 12:00pm On Feb 14, 2020
maestroferddi:
You are an empty-headed coward. You author of this thread...

How many people in your generation have challenged a dane gun wielding olopa let alone stand up against the characters passing off as security agents in Nigeria?

If knock-out (fire crackers) goes off near you know, na faint you go faint...

You now think you have the effrontery to string together jumbled sentences from a keyboard shooting off your mouth?
.

you dey mind the nuisance. I wonder if this common sense is not sold in aboki shop. he should go get one
Computers / Re: Use Of Windows 7 Powered Devices Risky - Minister, Pantami by Tommynkem(m): 7:51am On Feb 08, 2020
ExAngel007:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/02/minister-warns-against-use-of-window-7-powered-devices/amp/
I can upgrade your windows 7 to windows 10pro for just 10k. original digital license authenticated by the OEM,
Foreign Affairs / Why Did Iran Lie About Shooting Down The Ukrainian Plane? by Tommynkem(m): 5:26pm On Jan 15, 2020
A cloud of lies surrounded the downing of Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752 for three days. That the falsehood could never have been sustained under the magnifying glass of international scrutiny should have been clear from the get-go. What were they thinking?

Some aspects of this systematic dishonesty are unique to the Islamic Republic of Iran. But let us start with the more universal causes of governmental reticence and deception.

As a rule, all modern states tend to be secretive. Classifying even the most mundane information as "secret" is second nature to the bureaucratic state.

States lie and cheat and justify all in the name of a higher purpose: raison d'etat (national interest).

Occasional use of state-sponsored misinformation has a long history. In 1219, for example, the Mongols forged letters from commanders close to the powerful Khawarizmian Queen Mother Terken Khatun, claiming they had her blessing to serve the Mongol leader Genghis Khan. The letters undermined the power of her son, Ala al-Din Mohammed, and his ability to resist the invading Mongol forces.

In 1898, at the dawn of yellow journalism, William Randal Hearst, publisher of the New York Journal, dressed up what was likely an accidental explosion on board the battleship USS Maine as "Spanish treachery" and offered a $50,000 reward for actionable intelligence on the perpetrator. The war party kindled the Spanish-American war of 1898 with that spark.

Sixty-six years later a similar yarn of dastardly attack on another American battleship, USS Maddox, at the Gulf of Tonkin was to ignite the flames of the Vietnam War. More recently, the neoconservative members of George W Bush's administration used a batch of doctored intelligence reports about weapons of mass destruction to launch the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

So, the real question is not why modern states lie, but why do they not lie more often? The public has no effective means of ensuring the veracity of the stories their elites concoct. But democratic systems have produced a measure of transparency that curbs lying and corruption.

By dividing the ruling elites through the principle of separation of powers, healthy democracies control their proclivity to collude and deceive the public. Additionally, a free press is set as a watchdog over the powerful elites. "The public has a right to know," is not in the American constitution, but it might as well be.

Whistle-blowers are seen as heroes, not public enemies - even when a president wishes to make such an allegation. They are protected by laws and valorised in public for their commitment to truth.

The constitution of the Islamic Republic of Iran does the opposite. It is a unique blend of theocracy and democracy - and it is uniquely godawful when it comes to transparency. By covering the state under a sacred shroud of theocratic sanction, the system unifies, rather than divides its ruling elites. This makes a mockery of the separation of powers that is in the letter of the Iranian Constitution.

Every public employee from the highest ministers to the lowliest apparatchik in the system is encouraged to become a coconspirator in "hefz-e aberuoy-e nezam" (saving the face of the regime.) "Saving face", however, is a concept appropriate only for preserving the honour of an individual or a social group such as a family. Safeguarding the reputation of an authoritarian modern state is a novel use of the concept.

Critics and whistle-blowers are criminalised and often face formal charges, such as "propaganda against the regime" and "collusion with enemies to defame the state" carrying punishments of respectively, one and five years of imprisonment.

I know, because I have been charged and tried under these provisions.

The absence of a free press and a dearth of whistle-blowers hermetically seals all the chinks in the regime's armour of deceit and secrecy. There is no way truth can leak out of such a closed system.

The only way it gets out is by a massive implosion. And that is what has happened since it was revealed that an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps operator shot down the Ukrainian aeroplane over Tehran on January 8, 2020.

This time, the implosion has led to an explosion of public rage. Increasingly determined protesters are calling the game. These demonstrations are not about the price of eggs or petrol. They are denouncing the dishonesty of the so-called "nezam-e moghaddass" (the holy regime).

In the past, implosions were stage-managed. Back in 1985, Iranian and American regimes were publicly reviling each other with terms like "barbarians" on one side, and "Great Satan" on the other. In the meantime, they were engaged in a cloak and dagger "arms-for-hostages" deal.

The nefarious affair was exposed in 1986 by a disgruntled clerical insider, Mehdi Hashemi. In the US, those engaged in this illegal affair, run out of a White House basement, were seen as violators of the law and betrayers of public trust.

The masterminds of the infamous Iran-Contra Affair were tried or otherwise shamed, and fired. In contrast, nothing happened to the Iranian parties to the operation - although Article 77 of the Iranian Constitution also forbids secret diplomacy.

The only one who was punished was the whistle-blower. Subjected to harsh interrogation and forced to appear on a show trial, Mehdi Hashemi was executed in 1987 on a number of charges including murder and sedition. Shocked by the revelations, a few parliamentarians objected to the scandal, only to be silenced by Ayatollah Khomeini's harsh rebuke for harming the sacred unity of the regime.

Sacralising the state as a providential entity is the most important reason for its opacity. Lacking in internal checks and balances and protected from external critique by a free press, the system has gone dark, not only for the external world but even within itself.

That is why the reforms of the Soviet Union had to start with glasnost: transparency.

Two days after the downing of the Ukrainian airliner, President Hassan Rouhani and his government were still vehemently denying that it had been shot down by an Iranian missile. on the morning of January 11, he issued a fresh statement, reversing his earlier declarations about the incidence: "With regret and sorrow, a few hours ago … I learned …"

He asserts that as the elected and duly appointed president of the country he was kept in the dark for three days about a calamity of this magnitude.

This is not an excuse. It is an indictment.
copied from Aljazeera
Phones / Re: Oppo Reno 2 Unboxing And Review After 1 Month Of Use by Tommynkem(m): 7:15am On Dec 30, 2019
[quote author=GOFRONT post=85331790]Oppo.....Oppo for my area na Olosho..

Baba na the same for my hood oo. I don't know why. even though the literal meaning is a widow.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by Tommynkem(m): 1:28pm On Dec 29, 2019
Omooba77:
Arteta vs Lampard.
It was a fairly safe lineup from Mikel Arteta in his debut against Bournemouth, with the only surprise being Reiss Nelson ahead of Pepe. Arsenal looked improved on defense, allowing the opponent just four shots on target the entire match - playing with two fill-in fullbacks. However, the Gunners managed just two themselves.
Now, the new man in charge has two massive home tests with Chelsea and Manchester United coming to the Emirates. Three or four points from those two matches would be huge boost for the squad, Arsenal’s season, and Arteta’s start. So how might Mikel adjust the starting XI for Chelsea, considering a
number of players remain out or day of decisions.
Check out the gallery below for the predicted starting XI.
Notes on the XI
We should see Pepe get his first start under Mikel Arteta, but who makes way? Reiss Nelson seems the most likely candidate, but it wouldn’t be too surprising to see Aubameyang pushed up top and Lacazette pushed to the bench while Pepe and Nelson play on the wings.
In the midfield, Arteta seemed pleased with Xhaka’s display against Bournemouth and I’d expect him to remain in the starting XI to work with the makeshift backline. Against Chelsea the new manager may opt for a midfield partner with a bit more pace, going with Guendouzi or Willock alongside Xhaka.
Saka remains the emergency left back option and David Luiz should be looking forward to facing off against his old team. On the right hand did, Hector Bellerin is still a day of decision, which makes it unlikely they risk him from the start against Chelsea. Maitland-Niles fills in again. Hopefully we see Hector back for Manchester United in a few days.
Sokratis is out with a concussion. Calum Chambers is available again after serving his yellow card accumulation suspension, and is the safer option to pair with Luiz ahead of Mustafi.
with That Luiz and Mustafi. I smell a setup

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Car Talk / Re: Diesel-powered Vehicles: Their Advantages And Disadvantages by Tommynkem(m): 9:55pm On Jul 23, 2018
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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Provide A Copy Of His Certificate - Fred Agbaje by Tommynkem(m): 9:51am On Jan 08, 2015
Are they trying to tell us that it takes just a secondary school certificate to ascend to the most sought after position in the country- the presidency. Nigeria is a joke.

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