dude is on a motorbike, speeding to get to work, suddenly a car door is opened and sends dude flying and crashing on the road.

I really feel sorry for ultrafine, i hope u are a better person now and not still hurting. When i was growing up, i also used to receive spankings or slaps from my mum, i was d first child so i did a lot of domestic things from cooking, tiding,going to market,bath 4 my siblings, feed them, washing clothes - including their shit stained pants and dirty socks. Am in the kitchen using my small hands to stir amala and am hearing my siblings laughing in the living room. THEY all enjoyed while i practical thot i suffered, then i used to think my REAL mum was somewhere and would one day take me away. I bet every kid dreamt abt that. but for sheesy{real) she was my real mum, she was training me. and today am a better lady, if she was a step i would have had every reason to whine, since she is not i just love and forgive. u know with ur real mum when she slaps u today d next minute u are both talking something else. sha u guys take heart and liver.

I dont know why guys are hammering on patience.like we dont wait on them hands and foot atimes. What if u got to take your partner and four teenage daughters shopping. ?

I enjoy your thread. It's what keeps me going. Thank you

Guys explore, imagine,and create with me d different hillarious things that can happen to a dude who hasn't gotten a hang of the madness in d busy city of lagos.
Main Character- Dude
Description- sleepy eyes,tall,lanky,mid 20's, speaks english and d 3 other languages fluently, Not so smart,cool, omo jeje,slow.
Environment- lagos street, Home,Office
Focus- The street life of a naija guy from home 2 office
Victim of- Agbero, weather, bad conditions of things,women, kids,


for example
Someone stole his money at the bus stop, enters d bus unknowingly and had reached his destination b4 realizing. received maximum shishi ( gbooooaaa)of his life.
As dude excretes, His excreter dries up and turns to dust before landing in the toilet becos of the harmattan.
Due to d hamattan he shivers till he falls off the motor bike taking him to the office.
Dude drives without his front bumber touching d back of d next car. Bus drivers around him are cursing, abusing that he shd either get a driver or get his shit off d road.( my car)
Dude cross a one way busy road(iyana ipaja) without knowing a bike was coming d other way, ( flies in d air lands on his head)

Alright, you gats to improve urself in everyway it means, then as u are doing listen 2 suggestions from friends ,enemies, critics, mentors, protogees and you just might pick something from those who condemn you. then d most important follow through.thank you

Am thinking of doing my masters in design science(digital media) where i can learn how 2 do splendid animations like shrek and bee so as 2 bypass all this whole mess of no quality cameras , lightning, and all. having a good naija concept in animation wld be good. just pray i make it.

thank you

My sis just checked hers and she scored 197 for lag to study economics or biz admin. any hope for post jamb? pls reply

how can one set up a station or network that is strictly cartoon in nigeria. how does one make money that way and how can the other artists be gathered, how many producers , must I be a guru in animations, do i just set up a station and invite many artist to work with me. are there talented artists that can do stuffs like powerpuff girls, tom and jerry,or things portraying our culture and lifestyle, can somebody please help me out

I want to do my masters in architecture and work in singapore. What is the easiest and cheapest legal way to go about that.

a lot of ladies cried after ebukas eviction,i don't think it was his fault the ladies found him irressistable,he was very tolerant towards francisca.we moremi girls in OAU miss him alot, we don't watch BBN as we used to.JFC stinks.i said it before and i would say it again,it is the person u least expect that would emerge winner.as for me i ain't gonna put my heart into this thing so my heart won't be broken.

I don't know who would be the last man standing.A lot of people have serious beef for ebuka, they think he is too comfortable and needs to be shaken a little.i think katung is very interesting he could win but sometimes it is the people we least expect that submerge as winners. people are not saying much about helen. we should be careful who we evict so that the last man standing is worthy of the prize.

I would also love to learn 3D studio max for rendering after drafting in autocad.the best place for me to learn is in school, especially if i have my PC,which is on the way.

seun, I don't think when a woman asks in such manner basically means she really likes you. She could be more interested body your body, money, someone she is trying to make jealous.Sometimes all you said(the initial attraction)could last for a few seconds, days,weeks....till she loses interest after getting to know you better.(your flaws, weaknesses,...)

i laid some scented candles on the floor leading to his room.the room with warm lighting,cool music(kenny G)playing at the background,on the floor was a trail of petal flowers leading to the bathroom. through the bathroom's transparent curtain, u can see a silluoette of someone in the bath tub. and when he opened the curtain .................... thjere was a skeleton in a pool of red water color ha ha ha happy halloween, just imagined it

the family is the most important in every nation, the devil is trying to break institutions like this by bringing in homosexuals....,I think we all need to pray for families,relationships,and future marriages. for peace and love.

the family is the most important in every nation, yhe devil is trying to break institutions like this by bringing in homosexuals....,I think we all need to pray for families,relationships,and future marriages. for peace and love.

i think some people feel inferior if they don't have a good self esteem or their previous relationship was bad.i think if anybody that knows his/her worth or purpose in life won't be disturbed by such irrelevances.

hiya i am presently studing archy(final year) and i think OAU trend of not resuming as planned or starting examinations when scheduled is gone because i guess things are better now.

i would rather not have a lover before marriage but if it was my fiance or boyfriend that did such,i would end the relationship even if he apologises with lots of presents and kisses because he has just giving me a glimpse of how marriage with him would be.