Civil engineering is the mother engineering. If you get to study it in a technical or engineering focused university, your versatility will know no bounds. All the best.

StephenBB:
I laugh in Swahili
As worldly music no pay...
As nacking Flavour and Kizz no pay...
Hanty don turn low budget Mercy Chinwo with leather jacket.
Chindinma....Kontinu

I join you to laugh in Mandarin and Aramaic.

Man, I know this guy, used to be cool headed as lecturer in Unizik. What an abominable and terrible thing to do!

tillaman:
for real?

Invictus was the brain, Puppi the cash mule.

tillaman:
Wow, I believe he must have cut a deal with them feds because these people nor dey wan hear fraud especially when a Nigerian is involved
Invictus is one lucky dude because he won’t even do the whole time (10 years) he will probably be out in another 5 years
He go don sing to the feds, little birdie

People didn't read Hushpuppi charge sheet, Invictus was the one who snitched on him.

The biggest scam after the "Nigerian Prince"

nextlevelmoves:
Ijoki jo ni ijo asinwin God save you from madness dance.te author=Randy100 post=89293442]I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Ayo Ka Ayo, la ayo were

obiekunie2:


i even bought my doctorate for as low as 15k pounds sterling.


thank god its a faceless forum

I've you heard of a homo sapien of Nigerian origin called Invictus who now languish in a foreign gallows

enemyofprogress:
as if sniper is the only means of committing suicide. Do you know that one can commit suicide with pepper soup?

Pepper soup!

Another one (in DJ Khaled's voice)

IamSoProlific:
Nairaland is as good as dead, imagine what we have here as news.

Whereas, bunch of informative topics are lying dumb in various sections.

I wish I be yahooboy, Nairaland is the very first site I will hack, then turn it into a pornsite so that it will be obvious that the site is dead.

Rubbish....

You vex gan o

Flight90:
@op...learn to turn off your humanity(feelings) ... I recommend you go and watch Vampire diaries in other to learn how to completely turn off your humanity. Thank me later

NwaAmaikpe:


I asked President Zuma his honest opinion over the Statue in his honour and Rochas's reception.


And he laughingly said,
Rochas and Stupidity be like this.

Epic!

Narldon:



Lalasticlala


Zero Chill

Always thought this Lalasticlala and snake thing was exaggeration...Mind blown

Farmerforlife:


In a country where huge numbers of 'graduates' use miracle centers to adjust their F9 in English, and to whom, the best of speech is found in obscene rap music, I can understand why it would sound like gibberish to you, that is of course, assuming that you really are a graduate.

For what it's worth, not everyone can afford homeschooling, or desires it. Your suggestion that one who does not like a public service, should just go home, is playground juvenile, as is the rest of your comment. The lady presumably pays taxes, and therefore has the right to make use of any public institution.

Don't flatter yourself that your insult got to me. Your status is far from that of a person whose comment will make a difference in my life. I was just hoping that some background glimmer of reason in the depth of that immature murk would prevail.

Guess I was wrong there.

Seeing that your so called height of your reasoning still prefer to justify a mother resorting to maurading low livers to seek redress for her child in a school, says a lot about you.

It's obvious you prefer a dystopian, anarchic society to sanity and this is also a strong pointer that you and I are not of the same brood, so no need trading ripostes with you.

Enjoy your evening

Farmerforlife:


It is far better that the child takes his mother stance on resistance to injustice as an example to live by in his life, than to take his teacher's creed that it is acceptable to violently oppress those who happen to be less powerful than you.

Discipline is not uniquely imparted through violent beatings, but by instilling a punitive system that is not only just, but is seen to be just. The same school authority should have put in place a system whereby the teacher would have raised a complaint against the student for more reasonable punishment. As far as I am concerned, he resorted to an unjust procedure and was paid back in his own coin.

As for the insulting comments that you seem so free with, I see that caning in your childhood does not seem to have instilled any discipline in you, or at least, your tongue. A disciplined individual does not go around insulting total strangers on social media.

You are talking gibberish. If a parent don't want the school system of discipline, homeschooling is an option not resorting to bringing hoodlums into a school.

Your stance on this issue shows no one bothered with discipline when you were growing up.

If my insult got to you, also remember you don't just write anything on a public forum cos it's free.


Pele.

Farmerforlife:
He who lives by the cane, should die by the cane. Some teachers just use our children's backs to vent their recession frustrations.

Kudos to the mum.

Kudos to your stupity. What will such a child take as example to live by in life?

Part of the duties of school as vehicle of socialization is discipline. If the corporal discipline was truly heavy handed, a complaint should have been raised with the school authority or law enforcement.

You be big #mumu

ecoeco:
.


Ooohh

I Wish my mother tough lik dis

Dat my French teacher dos days for hear am

I neva learn English finish
U de teach me
je suis mapelle.... Nonsense



#Eco99#

Huge foo.l

NwaAmaikpe:


It is biblical..
The wages of sin is death

Why were they cohabiting when they are yet to be legally married?
The woman was even pregnant.

I wonder how they'd face God on the judgement day because they died in iniquity.

You need an express brain resetting slap from hell. Oponu!

madridguy:
Anyday I meet Pastor Taribo West I will still tell him sorry for the pains he suffered in Korea/Japan 2002.

Ogun fire Henrik Larsson for what he did that day.

Evils

No 24 got me ROTFLMAO

vRendoh:

if these Thieves dey take oat with shango.. their numbers for don reduce by now...all of them..PD and PC all are criminals!

Oat for breakfast abi? Wordweb is free in playstore it is oath not oat.

PiccoloBrunelli:
So guys....basically I need ya epp. The two interviews have been slated for tomorrow Friday 21st April 2017. One is by 8:30. The other is by 9:00. I can't afford to turn down any because I dunno which one will "cut my slip". Please Please Please.....I implore every Think Tank, Braniac, Genius, HR Personnel, Admin Managers and any member of the Nigerian senate to come to my aid: HOW DO I ATTEND BOTH!!!

Moderators help my matter.

Put on your Jack Bauer armour and plan to attend the 2 but bear in mind it might not be possible.

I once did Abuja 10am and Lagos 6:30pm on the same day and I made both. It's a Superman thing but definintely possible. Cheers

LesbianBoy:
Click LIKE if you think fayose is GREATER than awolowo and tinubu combined!

Ode ni e!

It's Nnamdi Azikiwe University not UNIZIK

MaziOmenuko:
Yea; it was a camp meeting at ekpoma. You see, Chris version of Christianity was so strange then that people gathered to witness this evangelical fire burning through the heart of a young lad down at ekpoma.

Unfortunately, some hearthens were smoking weed somewhere behind the venue. The church wasn't as rich as it were so it couldnt afford the luxury of an exclusive space. The free space available was partly used as a rendezvous for weed smokers.

So that faithful day, as the saints gathered to seek the face of the lord, the ganja smokers gathered too, b'cos they were also the children of God. When the saints lifted holy hands in one accord, the smokes from the weed was reaching out too to high heavens as sweet smelling sacrifice. Then came this extatic moment, when the venue was puffed up with ganja smoke emanating from all corners of the venue.

The smoke was soo visible and I am sure lots of peeps must have seen it. It enveloped the audience and in its usual characteristic, got peeps high and freenzy. I don't know about peeps getting healed though, but if you've ever gotten high on weed, you will understand the feeling of 'nothing is imposible'.

You should be in a real psych ward. Dude ROTFLMAO

This made laughed out

makkosky:
Dear Applicant,

Further to your application for the position of Business Operations Assistant with Folk Food Nigeria, we would be delighted if you could attend an interview on.......... May 2016.

To be held XXXXXX, Naiper Gardens Estate (just before VGC roundabout), Lekki Lagos at 6:00pm.

Punctuality is essential.

Kindly come along with all necessary documents that support your CV as well as 2 passport pictures and a mode of identification (Drivers Licence, International Passport or National ID card).

You will receive an accompanying text message which you are expected to show the security at the Main Gate in order to be admitted in.

If you have any questions, kindly send us an email or call us on...........

Thank you for your interest in Folk Food Nigeria.

We look forward to meeting you.
********×***************




--
Warm Regards,

Folk Food | Human Resources
careers@folkfoodng.com

-*************
I have search the name and I can't find anything about the organisation.... Though I applied on Tuesday through one of the thread in Nairaland job section.....
How can interview hold 6pm on island.....

Pls help if u have positive suggestions.
Thanks

It's Okay inasmuch as the address is located in a open area.

I have interviewed 7pm and 8pm before

Even on a particular day 10am in Abuja and 7pm in Lagos.

So do your check well. And plan to attend.

Cheers

obymeek:
Please i need an urgent help of my fellow nairalanders on the authencity of this job interview:
You are hereby invited for an interview at Orbit Corporate Platform on Friday 22nd April,1pm prompt @ 2A Olaide Tomori st, off Simbiat Abiola way, Ikeja.Come with 2 copies of CV and credentials.
Confirm availability via mail to hr@orbitcorporate.com
Please is this real or scam?

The simplest and first attempt for verifying a company existence is its website. Most often HRs invites candidates by e-mails

An email is a service usually attached to a company domain name on the internet for example www.facebook.com - the domain name here is ".facebook.com"

email address for a facebook staff will read something like markz@facebook.com for Mark Zuckeberg etc.

So if you get a company's invite for a job interview or test, start by copying the domain name behind the email address and add "www" before it to verify their website.

Visit www.orbitcorporate.com before asking Nairalanders stupid questions.Thanks

This article is reckless and treasonable.It lacks all objectivity and bears more similarity to the plot of Nicolas Cage's "Lord of War" rather than a write-up by a supposedly "Lucid and Sane" public opinion commentator.

Hello Ruddy

I applied for the programme but I haven't heard back from them. The deadline for shortlisting is end of March. Wish you guys all the best. Still hoping to hear from them too

I got it too