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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 11:32am On May 12, 2016
Next episode coming shortly please always visit www.readon.uk.ht
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 9:56am On Apr 12, 2016
Next part drops shortly

Tho might not update for the next few days due to exhaustion of data, so would try to drop to parts today

Bear with me

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 9:52am On Apr 12, 2016
Vicktomaniaa:
This the best story I've ever read on naira land omo u try. What's next.... Can I paste this your story on Facebook?

It's allowed
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 5:59pm On Apr 11, 2016
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 3:20pm On Apr 11, 2016
Part 28

The next couple of days went by swiftly with the normal routine, 12 a.m Prayer, fasting all day, 4pm revival, break by 6pm and rest for the night.


All through this days Sister faith was always there for me, am feeling almost emotionally attached to her. But am trying to be careful, don't wanna blow up my sucess because of a girl.

On the last day of my stay there, was a Saturday, I woke up and started playing assasin's creed on my Pc. Faith later showed up in the most tempting manner, she wore a short gown, she joined me on the bed watching my game, I looked at her face and saw she wasn't looking happy, she wasn't putting on her smile that morning.

Faith : hmmmmn you are leaving tomorrow bayi

Me : yes, any problem with that?

Faith : I would miss you and i know you would forget us when you are gone

Me : can I have your number?

Faith : [smiled a little] 090365****1

Me : now you know I won't abandon you infact I would miss you to.

Faith : Same here also

She shifted close to me on the bed, she kept looking into my eye balls, I knew this girl must have something up her sleeve.

Me : Sister faith what 's wrong? you look disturbed.

Faith : nothing, just like this today
[this time she was rubbish her lips together]

Me : it' s alright, [I decided to cuddle her to comfort her, but she misinterpreted, she held on tight to me with both eyes closed and started confessing her love to me.

Faith : I know as a girl I shouldn't be saying this but i just can't hold it back anylonger, ifemi I Love You body and soul and am willing to be yours forever, I know you love me to and you are just restraining please let your emotions out....


At that moment, I wasn't suprised, I knew she had feelings for me from the first day we met, she's really lovable, with all she had done for me throughout my stay here, it would be unfair of me to just turn her down, so I played along.

Me : sister faith

Faith : just call me faith, your faith

Me : OK faith, I Love You too.


She opened her eyes, looked straight into mine, and approached my mouth with her, mehn she's was so in a hurry, it was as if she has been starved all this while, me sef,, body no be firewood. Didn't give a fu*k about what ever happens next. Someone is getting laid.

I returned her kisses with passion and it become a french kiss, she held my head firm to hers and she kept tongue lashing me, oh Boy the chemistry was so real. I started smooching her by the side. I was going easy on her so she won't start making sounds that would attract people. I proceeded to removing her top, mehn the sight of what I saw was hmm. So there was a big balloon behind the rock.
I played with it a little, she too was moaning a little. She found her way to my round neck, pulled it off, and unbuckled my belt, I was trying to take it slowly but she was just in a rush.

Eventually I killed her softly with ease, she maintained a low ringtone all through. We had a powerful match. At the full time, when the match ended, omo sister faith was exhausted o.

Me : sorry dear

Faith : hummn Ekun, you were too strong

Me : lmao, have you ever seen a lionel chilling with a dog

Faith : gbahun let me start going before mum finds me here

Me : shio after breaking my fast for me.

She left, I knew there wasn't going to be any fast anylonger, body don tire, me sef wan charge.
Drank two tin of three crown milk and slept off


To be continued

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Literature / Re: The Rossy Lifestyle Of Pyunskid by TzIphekitan(m): 3:18pm On Apr 11, 2016
negusnagasti89:
Why u nor mention my name na

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 2:54pm On Apr 11, 2016
kabasa1:
I think this guy is taking a whole lot of people here for granted because they are following this story or one thing is involved meaning this story is not his n is waiting for the real writer to update it somewhere so that he can copy and paste

Since u wnt stop talking trash, go google the story and copy and paste it here mtchew.

Your problem is "lack of patience "

Am a busy guy yet I. Find time in my busy schedule to write, type an post
Yet u would still bad mouth

Story ended

If you want to read upcoming part go and do so on my website, guess that should do

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 1:12pm On Apr 11, 2016
Next part in a jiffy

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Literature / Re: The Rossy Lifestyle Of Pyunskid by TzIphekitan(m): 8:57pm On Apr 10, 2016
My name is ayomide, but friends call me pyunskid. Yea, you probably about to ask, what is the meaning of pyunskid. Well pyun was a name my friends gave me due to the shape of my head but I tushed it up,I named myself pyunskid.

That was my then 2go username ,let me start by telling you about my life from secondary school days. I was fortunate to attend the best secondary school in ib, so that itself was a pride.

Brief description of myself

Am light , a little short, but not too short, am very cute as in really handsome and photogenic, am a very social guy and fun to be with , am what you could refer to as every girls taste.

In ss1 to be precise I was still a random kid , I was serious, attended class, answered questions in class, and I knew to girl yet then.

Everything changed when I got to ss2, my elder bro gave me his previous phone since he purchased a new one. My bro was social too, guess I took after him. He introduced me to 2go , facebook , whatsapp and the likes. Back then, it was 2go I fancied most, probably due to the fact that , most of my friends were on that platform. I added up my school mates abd area guys normally.

Later 2go introduced a new version that was supportive of group chat. Mehn that was the begining of unseriousness for me. In the group chats I started meeting girls, those bae's fancied me because I was always making the group chats fun. So they do get attached to chatting with me.

On a fateful day I was sitting outside when I got back after school, I was chatting as usual when my classmate/area friend Akin came around , he snatched my phone and he screamed while pressing it.

Akin : chai pyun see as girls boku for your account

Me : henen how does that affect you ?

Akin : you dey madt, how many gf you get out of them all?

Me : alaye drop the jamb question, I don't have any , and I don't think I need any.

Akin : guy when would you be mature, jara eh, start pining this girls one by one before all those area brothers finish them all.

Me : issh na you sabi.

Akin : you are learner o, let me blend you, seems this bimpe of a girl you are chatting with enjoys your chat. Let's make her a case study.

Me : alaye give me back my phone jae, I didn't send you.

Akin : calm down, let me help you parol this bae , just watch as I dey chat her and learn.

Me : you this guy hen, anyhow, do wetin you wanna do and hand me back my phone.

He kept chatting with bimpe, i sat close to him, the conversation between him and bimpe went thus :

Me : what school do you attend ?

Bimpe : Qsi

Me : hmmmn very close to mine, I attend Gci

Bimpe : really ? That great.

Me : yeah can we meet up tomorrow then.

Bimpe : hmmmn I don't know if I might be chanced yet o.

Me : let's meet up after school hours na .

Bimpe : ok no qualms.

Me : okay can I have your digits so as to remind you.

Bimpe : what's digit ?

Lol got her

Me : I mean your number

Bimpe : ok 080326****

Me : can I give you a call right now.

Bimpe : why ?

Me : just wanna feel your voice.

Bimpe : no not now, am beside my mum, give me your number, I would flash you when am alone.

Me : 090******

Bimpe : alryt

Me : ok ttyl

Bimpe : mini plz

Me : talk to you later

Bimpe : okay

Conversation ended.

Me : akin you are a bad boy oh, I feel the terminologies you were using for this girl

Akin : that is what am telling you. When she flash you, call her back and speak with her normal normal, you can then keep calling her at different intervals. After three days you fit ask her out.

Me : me ekun (lion) , just like that ?

Akin : that just it bro, girls are easy to manipulate

Me : I pray I get the courage to face her tomorrow sha.

Akin : there's no big deal in talking with a girl phsically, I dey your back bro.


To be continued
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 8:34pm On Apr 10, 2016
ak4ac:
OP ur story is nice n OK but it seems one question have eluded the mind of ur followers............... Where the hell is ur parents all this while? or r u still coding them on that level say u dey work 4 7down? remember it's more than six months that u have left home, or r u telling us they don't know ur whereabouts anymore

Gud observation

Events would unfold on dat in consequent parts

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Literature / Re: The Rossy Lifestyle Of Pyunskid by TzIphekitan(m): 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2016
dhesmond:
You no mention me naw @iphekitan
no vex bro
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:58pm On Apr 10, 2016
jayron:
Thank God, my B.P declined.

You no go kill us with suspense.

Keep it up, don't allow people criticizing you to discourage you.

The sky is the limit for you, you have places to go. Keep it up.

Tanks

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Literature / Re: The Rossy Lifestyle Of Pyunskid by TzIphekitan(m): 7:32pm On Apr 10, 2016
Pyunskid

Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:30pm On Apr 10, 2016
Part 27


All through the service my mind was elsewhere, because am not used to such. Besides their prayer points were too carnal for my liking.

Later the grace was shared, revival ended, decided to excuse myself to my room quickly in order not to come in contact with shade.
On my way out I met Sister faith the usher at the door exit.

Faith : brother ife, are you leaving already?


Me : Yeah, I have no business here anymore.

Faith : haba you can't even wait for me, so we could head back together.


Geez this girl no dey shy o, when did waiting for her became my responsibility? , I obliged sha, so has not too embarass her in front of the on lookers, I helped myself with a sit at the back, she continued with her business, I felt a smile of satisfaction across her face.

Was chatting on my phone when I felt an feminine shadow above me.





Voice : ifeoluwakitan

I looked up, lo and behold it was shade.

Me : good evening

Shade : hmmmmn wonders shall never cease

Me : na u sabi

Shade : wetin you con do here?

Me : What's your own there hun?

Shade : hmmmmn don't be shy, I guess you traced me here to apologize right?

Me : [chukles] wait are you kidding me?

Sho whats she thinking hun, I don't rate girls to that extent.
She sat close to me, U know that kind of intimate sitting now. I looked back to check if Sister faith was looking, and yeah her attention was on us, shade also followed my gaze and saw were it led.


Shade : henen so it's primate's daughter kitty catty you followed here

Mehn hot feelings. Decided to give her a finishing statement make she clear for my side

Me : na u sabi, I wondered how runs girl became a chorister over night, if no b say God gentle, he for don rain fire on top dia head.

Her eyes turned red

Shade : God purnish you, I gave you my heart, and you played a fool with it, you lied and you cheated, yet I still hold you dearly, yet you think am a cheap girl or what, mtchew


She walks away, an I decided to meet sister faith by the exit, she was watching the whole while, but i knew she couldn't hear what transpired between I and Shade because of the distance.

Faith and i walked back to my room.
She sat on my bed and she was giving a curious look.

Faith : so what was all that about?

Me : [suprised] pardon?

Faith : [reconstructed her question] I mean where do you know Sister Shade and what were you discussing?


I felt the need to cut her expectations short faa, who is she to ask me such.


Me : she's a friend, and when has my disscussion with become your concern.


Shade : [comported herself] oh I'm sorry.


Me : where can I get something to eat jae, make hunger no finish person here.

Faith : what would you like to break with?

Me : please one solid eba would do

Faith : What! You wanna commit suicide

Me : why that?

Faith : brother seems you are really new at fasting, you don't break with such an heavy meal, letme help you get some oranges to break with, while I prepare what you would eat later.


Me : prepare what I would eat ke? I mean you should help me purchase meal not prepare.


Faith. : it would be waste of money, you know, besides I would like you to have a taste OK my cooking

Me : hmmm if you say so

She left and the primate later came by, we prayed together, and faith brought the oranges as promised, later she brought me, fried rice and plantain, her cooking wasn't bad.

I later slept around 8pm sha.

Day 1 ended.

To be continued.

Actually I don't update On sundays, just dropped this to satisfy you guys

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Literature / Re: The Rossy Lifestyle Of Pyunskid by TzIphekitan(m): 7:23pm On Apr 10, 2016
Droppin the bomb tonight
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:16pm On Apr 10, 2016
vicky3:

It not there just episode 26

Re check
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:13pm On Apr 10, 2016
vicky3:

Page not found can you pm the link pls

www.talktrend.gq

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:08pm On Apr 10, 2016
Next part Now available on my site

www.talktrend.xx.tn
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 4:51pm On Apr 10, 2016
Tz like you pple ain't getting it ryt, This story is fictional, tz nt a true life story please, stop msging me on whatsapp to teach you YY or Connect you.

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 3:29pm On Apr 06, 2016
gentlesinna:
Bros abeg make dis ur update dey long small naaaaaaaaaa.am not a patient reader 0oo0

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 11:34am On Apr 01, 2016
Mekky05:
No, but make sure its correctly spelled and typed too.. I'm enjoying your flows bro!

Tnks

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 11:01am On Apr 01, 2016
Should I really minimise the use of pidgin?
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 11:00am On Apr 01, 2016
Part 15

<i>Writing isn't easy especially when close friends of yours don't appreciate your piece of art, they call you jobless story teller, but i don't give a Bleep, it's what I av passion for. And i have fans that are following me back to back, so let them say what they like. </i>


The next day I took bro ola's lappy along with me to GRA.
Met the guys watching film on their systems.
I said, "you guys eh, you don't even hustle much, me Wey dey converse with maye 247, am not making doe up to you guys, woss wobi today na today, I don set o"

They were just laughing and they continued with their movie.
That pissed me die, I was like, "no be person I just talk to?"

I just went close to them and closed the lid of their lappy, bosun now said we would go by afternoon make I no spoil his movie jae "

I approach krissh, switched on my Pc

Me : Bobo, can I see the formats you do use?

Krissh : I don't do dating, I do goods and apartments

Me : sho ! Have never been interested in dealing with goods and the likes, but i guess since I have you, now is an avenue for me to learn it

Krissh : learner ni, I no get your time jae

Me : woss if don't teach me, i go frustrate your life for here oh, na only you wan dey make money, don’t be selfish Nigga!

Krissh : OK OK. But definitely not today.

Me : now you are making sense Nigga

Time - 2pm

B.B : guy it's time, Let's move

We went to his car, and he drove me to one with garment church at the river side.

When we got there, we were told to wait that the primate would be with us soon, I just decided to look around, I noticed the SENTENCE, national head quarters world wide, I just smiled to myself, na this small church be nation head quarters shio. While looking around, I saw one woman washing the head of another woman with the local sponge, and she was holding a white candle and praying forb5he other woman, I just switched my attention back to my phone and started chatting.


Few minutes later the woman washing someone's head outside came to join us. I was like so this woman is the primate of this church hmmm.


Bosun greeted her and i follow suit z the woman was just showering us with Prayer

B.B : maami, this the guy I told you about on the phone, we are in the same line of business xender he needs your help in boosting his wealth..

Primate : hmmmmn ngbo, boy whats the name, [now refering to me]

Me : it's iphekitan MA

Primate : is that the name you gave yourself or the one your mum gave you?

Me : the one I named myself MA, actually my mum named me ifeoluwa, so I just decided to Behind it up.

Primate : hmmmmn you kids of nowadays, do you know what your mum saw before giving you the name, well sha na you sabi.

Me : OK ma

Primate : OK Bosun you can leave us now, let me have a one on one conversation with your friend [Bosun went back to the car, next thing, the woman just draw her chair close to me, i was like why the close marking]


To be continued

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 10:58am On Apr 01, 2016
Part 14

I knew krissh isn't a Fan of hollandia, so I guess a girl must be with him. Got to their domot, I sighted bosun firstly in the living room, he was with his laptop and on the screen I saw a sight like binu plus. So I suspected bosun sef na working boy [code name for YY guys] .

Me : the king is here

B.B : alaye since morning, how far now?

Me : MO gentle jae, bosun none binu plus be this on your system

B.B : yes it is

Immediately his phone rang, bosun change his voice on picking the call
, I knew this boy is something else.

Bosun : [speaking Queens English] Hello good morning [I was like sho. Morning for past four]

He and the caller kept talking for about 5mins, now it was clear to me he his a working boy

Me : bosun so you be YY too

Bosun : stay there, na illegal they pay o

Me : have been doing this for a while but i never hammer

Bosun : you can't hammer because you don't know the way. There are thousands of yahoo boys out there, no be everyone dey Successful.

Me : bosun how you dey take do ya own, show me the way.....

Krissh cuts in

Krissh : What should he show you oh?

I sighted a girl by her side, smh!,

Me : were cassanova, who put your mouth for my matter.
[to the girl beside her] elo bae, how far

No reply,

Krissh : Hey, she was just going.

The stupid girl just went out, I guess krissh must have squeeze her taya, that she can't even talk again.
Now remaining the three of us at the living room.


Me : henen bosun like I was saying before cockroach entered my soup.
How una take do am, show me the way na, which format you dey use.

Guessed krissh Don sabi wetin I dey talk

Krissh : na your papa be cockroach, mad boy. No tell am anything o Bosun.

Bosun was just laughing

Me : No dey do your guy like this now, me sef wan drive rangey.



B.B : easy tiger, it's because is you I no sabi tell any how person as the thing dey go. You see na everyone sabi the thing them believe in.

Krissh : na so oh boy, runs differ he get his own source, I get my own source

Me : What are you guys saying, make it clear for me na.

Bosun told me about one white garment church he do attend, he told me the primate of the church who was a lady, help him with his parol. He talk say him dey go bath there every two weeks.

And krissh told me it his own alfa, that all he does his give out to people, and he sprays white beans and corn outside the house every morning. In other for birds to feed on it.

I then told them
. "hope say this one no be yahoo plus oh, coz I no wan do anything evil"

They said it isn't, that this get God backing.

Smile returned to my face

I just brought out the hollandia from my bag, make i cool my spirit, krissh went in and came out with. " holy spirit" its the name of a wine oh.
We mixed it with the hollandia sharply..

So they agreed to take me to those places the next day.

To be continued.

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 10:50am On Apr 01, 2016
Part 13

I woke up around 6a.m the next day,had a quick bath, Born to hustle, get rich or die trying. Switch on my system, Getting straight to business. Loading meebo, log in daddyhunt, google language, launching notepad… Yahoo Boy mode activated.

Since it's been a while, have logged in, My inbox was overflowing with mails and IM alerts. Mails from: Congressman, Mrs. Welligton, Jamal, Modressa, Rohas, all wondering whatsup. My head is aching badly, probably due to yesterday fun.

I did parol till around 12pm, I then decided to leave tge house, I planned on visiting those mad friends I just reconnect with.

I just postponed that again, just wanna make this money, continued on my lappy, au voir.com…. AdultfriendFinder logged in. Congressman already online. He has been stalling on sending me money… I sent him some nude picture (I honestly don’t know the guy in the photo). I know he liked what he saw, becaused he promised me heaven and earth again.

Later past two that afternoon I got a call from an unknown number.

Me : Hello tz iphekitan, who am I speaking with?

Caller : lol so you fit speak english fluently like this. [male voice]

Me : who the Bleep his this?

Caller : your father, it I, kvng krissh

Me : [burtsed into laughter] mad guy, king of which kingdom.

Krissh : Bleep you, am a king in a boys body

Me: do you discover tribal mark for my face, alaye leave trash for Lawma.

Krissh : you said you were coming today and you are yet to show up.

Me : No vex jae. Money must be made, just settling some things here.
Almost through here sha, would be with you in a jiffy.

Krissh : OK no lele, sha Buy hollandia yohgurt on your way here.

Me : holland what? Alaye ko Park well jae

That's how the conversation ended, when I was through with my white magas, I headed out for GRA.

To be continued

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 10:48am On Apr 01, 2016
Part 12

Got to paramount around 3pm, the baga of a boy never arrive there yet sef. I ordered for a trophy, and was just chatting on whatsapp. I was chatting with this new girl, that is somehow unlocking my heart, me Wey be say I neva loved any girl for real, I was now somehow attracted to this girl. She's a church member of mine sha but we met on facebook.

I was still giving her the usual format, she Don dey fall already sef, but i just like this particular girl, so I decided not to ask her out yet, I.e I put her for reserve.

So she was the one I was just chatting with. Bosun later came around 30mins after.

B.B : guy, you didn't telme you Don land here

Me : you dey craze

B.B : leave trash for Lawma, you dey fresh o

Me : na ur papa dey fresh

B.B : lol, Let's go to my place jae, my spirit no dey here today.

Me : your place, See mouth, you Don build house.

B.B : lol ife see your life, I never build house , but i don buy house.

Me: seriously you own a house?

B.B : Yeah now, not a big deal

Me : wait, where do you stay?

B.B : GRA, around that Alalubosa Estate.

Me : oh boy na you oh

B.B : na you sabi, Let's waka jae.


We went outside, I was thinking we should call a car, omo na end of disscussion i meet for outside oh.
Na so bosun enter.

B.B : oh boy enter now, why you looking life that

Me : chai bosun you don blow.
So na ur ride be this

B.B : [smiling] This one of my rides

I just sat in, we rode to his place. On the way so many things were just going through my mind, I was like, how come this guy get all this stuffs.
I must surely find out, me sef wan drive rangey.

The car stopped, bosun came out and said, "guy this were I dey lay my head oh". My mouth were opened mehn. I was like woaw, this not a house, this is a mansion.

Me : na only you they live here?

B.B : just me and my home boy.

Me : OK

We went him, mehn the interior was madantin. I just code myself, make I no appear like a learner.



Then I was like, "bosun where is your home boy?"

Guessed who came out, it was krissh another exclassmate of mine, we were really closed then mehn. He joined us in ss3 then, so bosun and him never met in school. I was suprised mehn.

Me : krissh!

Krissh : fertilizer! [my nick name in school then], dead or alive?

Me : oh boy see as you they fresh, bosun you guys Don turn boss oh

B.B : you guys even know each other?

We sha disscused, gist, drank, and i left there around 9pm, telling them I would be in there place very early the next day. Thou, to be sincere I didn't feel like leaving that premises mehn. Just felt If I didn't go home pman go dey para. Was happy to saw krissh once again thou.

Let tell you a little about krissh, like I said early he joined our school then in ss3 1st term, he was very social too, he always left school before closing hours to meet girls, that guy na confirm cassanova. I pray he never change sef so he could introduce me to girls hunting again.

To be continued

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:25pm On Mar 29, 2016
Part 11

Waking up the very next day, I did with one powerful headache, but ain't gonna let that get in the way of my hustle, I picked up my phone, checked for notifications and saw none. I then switched on my laptop and was hustling on it till around 2pm.


I then called bosun , his number wasn't going through, in mind I was like, "shey these boy mad ni, I beg am to gimme number before ni mtxhew ". I then went to take my bath in getting back I saw two missed Calls. Guess who. Dhur not bosun. It was bro ola, I flashed him and he called back.

Bro ola : IFE how far?

Me : not too far bro, its been a while oh.

Bro ola : omo I don port go abeokuta for my gf side, make everything cool down

Me : nice decision bro, but how about your maye? How you dey contact them? Since your lappy dey here.

Bro ola : am with my gf now, so na her lappy I dey use hustle here

Me : OK bro

He sha gave me some Tips about the formats he got over there and some sites too. I was still trying to visit the sites when another call came in. This time it was bosun.

B.B : guy how far? , where you at?

Me : lowkey for my papa house oh

B.B : so what have you been engaged in all this while.
Me : I just they hustle pending admission oh
B.B : What work are you now doing

Me : nothing jae, just there

B.B : OK you fit come blocking me for that paramount side, make we flex more and talk better.

Me : nO problem, would be there in the next 1 hour. Sha bring money along cos I wan ge like nine bottles.

B.B : No lele jae mad guy, that one na small thing, catch you later then.

Naso the call end, I quickly rounded things for binu plus, got dressed and headed for paramount.


To be continued

The next part might be updated late [2moro tins] please bear with me, but it would be updated. In bulk when I am back.

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 4:38pm On Mar 29, 2016
Part 10

And no be ordinary person fit sit for vip in a court like paramount, I just noticed the guy amidst them was beckoning on me with his hands.
I decided to approach him because his face looked familiar.

Me : Hey! You see me ri ?

Bosun benson : Bobo wetin do you?, you know sabi person again?

I just took a cursory look at him, then I recognized him.

Me : Bosun! Mad boy!
Na you con siddon for here like king kong. How far now?

B.B : GUY I dey oh, please give me a Minute [He turned to his girls] oya baby's, make una clear for now.

1st olosho : wetin na?
2nd olosho : shey na because of this guy you wan blow up our enjoyment.

B.B : ladies no vex, we go dey do that next time.

Na do they left, con remain I and bosun benson

B.B : ife sit down

Me : [sat down] bosun bosun bosun

B.B : alaye why you they call me repeatedly

Me : Bosun na you oh

B.B : oh boy make you leave that one jae, how you doing?

Me : lowkey oh bobo

Letme brief you about bosun
Bosun was an old classmate of mine in secondary school, he left out school then in ss2 third term, he was the ladies guy, because he was very socially inclined than the rest of us.

Bosun and i spoke for several minutes before he said he was leaving, we sha exchange contacts and he told me to call him the next day.

I got home around 11p.m, mucee and pman Don sleep. And the gate was locked, I just climbed the fence enter the compound, and went to my younger brothers window. He was still awake because he was watching film. He opened the door for me, Naso me sef enter my room, jumped for bed then sign out.

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Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 3:31pm On Mar 29, 2016
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Story continues.....


Part. 9

That particular parol bro ola assigned to me was an easy task, I finished it overnight and the client paid him off the next day.

Of all the different types of yahoo scams that existed I still prefered "dating"
I don’t fancy the ones involving buying and selling scams, maybe because I don’t have that OT at that moment.

Bro A.y do call me from time to time and i do help him with his editing stuff, until I failed to start turning up for hia calls, because I was starting to make little changes myself. Since bro ola never come back for his system.

I visited bro A.y on day, and revealed what have been doing to him so I can learn more from him, now that have had and idea about the whole thing. When I told him he said, " you should have told me earlier you too Don ja, no wonder you no dey show up anytime I call you again, smart guy, leme sha show you one or two things that might help".

He gave me different dating formats, tho I was already creating format then myself. But he was the one whole introduced me to the military format. He also taught he how to fake skype call.

I learned many things from that bro but yet am not making cumbersum doe. So I was like Maybe because I don't have my system yet. I just gathered the changes with me and bought one fairly used system, but. Still no much money turning up. I have no friends then. Because I do my things codedly in my area.

I would sometimes have sleepless night due to over night chatting with the help of nescafe. Chai when I was writing my waec a year ago self I wasn't as serious as this when6it comes to night reading.

Things took a new turn when I met this guy called bosun. It was one a friday evening like that, I just say make I ge small for paramount club. As i entered the club, I didn't greet anyone u just went straight to the Bar man and ordered for the winners drink #trophy.

It was obvious with my facial expression I was having problems. I was on my 7th bottle when someone tapped me. Me Wey my eyes don leri, I didn't respond. Then I felt a second tap on my shoulder, and looked at the person and it was a lady, I just hissed, "abeg leme, I no get money to carry olosho tonight"
She con talk say "elo bobo, mister Ben dey call you". I still didn't respond. As she was leaving me I decided to take a look at her behind, then I saw her walking towards a guy amidst four girls on a Vip sit.



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