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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power List Of Shortlisted Candidates In Various States 2016 by uokide: 12:08pm On Nov 22, 2016
How much are they paying.pls house
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by uokide: 7:08pm On Aug 28, 2016
ladytonia2:
Bros, pls call me, 08165080400
in Nsdsc replacement anything like inauguration number
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by uokide: 5:44pm On Aug 28, 2016
PACO99:
the coast is finally clear for intending nscdc officers. they are to conduct massive replacement exercise before the end of 2016 (approved by the presidency). this is as a result of the impropriety of many applicants of the Nigeria police recruitment and avoidance of any hitch that culminated during the march 2014 NIS Botched recruitment exercise. I was not told the exact month or day but this year definitely... wish you all good luck!!!
any useful information on how to get the replacement form
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by uokide: 5:42pm On Aug 28, 2016
Alhamdu115:
NSCDC expectants intensify our ur prayers because i was told by a reliable source tht their are waiting for signal from d presidency to start d replacement,and this include money for logistic.
money logistics like how much
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by uokide: 5:40pm On Aug 28, 2016
adakole4:

Mehn this info is lovely, thanks
pls house any useful information on nsdsc replacement stuff
..are they through with the replacement or is the replacement still on going.cant wait to hear from you ppl
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by uokide: 5:35pm On Aug 28, 2016
[quote author=adakole4 post=48774306] pls house clarify je on ncsdc replacement stuff.any useful info pls
Family / Re: Must I Befriend My Husband Mistress Before There Will Be Peace In My Home? by uokide: 6:53am On Jan 29, 2016
Men it's not easy ooo better said than done
Career / Re: FG Sacks Top Civil Servants Over Employment Racketeering — Minister by uokide: 7:10pm On Jan 23, 2016
naw ooh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG To Generate 2million Jobs From ICT- Minister by uokide: 6:51pm On Jan 23, 2016
I really don't get these people 'we will' 'we will' when will they eventually say "we have"
Celebrities / Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by uokide: 7:35am On Feb 02, 2015
jiggaz:
I saw this on Vanguard just now


Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/call-sex-symbol-not-lying-flavour-nabania/
odikwa egwu
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: You Are Still Unemployed And Its Almost March by uokide: 4:33pm On Jan 30, 2015
stint:
If u people really want to help, scrap the 10 k fee. Take your fee from the first salary if u are so confident in your work.
abi ooo.ur right

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Romance / Re: The Effects Of Dating Who You'll Not Marry by uokide: 3:37pm On Jan 25, 2015
MzNelly:


I'm not talking of experiences here; I'm talking of things I've seen.
Many people? Truth be told, the only "first lovers" I've seen get married are my parents and...well, Mrs Rokiatu.
Factors may warrant that "first lovers" who swear heaven and earth in promising not to leave each other still part ways and find, even greater happiness in someone else's arms.

This whole "first love" issue is seriously overrated. And I stand here to say today, that THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT ONE'S FIRST LOVE.

Are you still with yours?
confirm
Health / Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by uokide: 1:12pm On Dec 30, 2014
koolg:
I guess I don't have to be explicit about the activity involved here.

Please, those in the know, after the action, is it advisable to use tissue paper or water. Different folks have their preferences and reasons to back them up.

Your thoughts please.
eveeryday all the time water does the job perfectly well
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilag Masters Test? by uokide: 10:17am On Dec 30, 2014
bosunjohns:
I need help on this urgently. I intend doing my Msc computer science(full time) in unilag. The issue is that I am currently working. Would it be possible to do a fulltime course or do I have to resign my job? Pls help. Is there a way I can merge the prog with my current job?
I need help from those doing this course already. How flexible are d lecture hours? Is it everyday?
Thank you.
when i did pgd education in unilag,i was running the prog fulll time ( mondays to friday at tymes mondays to wed depending)while part tym was every day frm 4pm to 8pm. But will advise u to go to ur departmt to check welll cus nt alll dept run their prog on part time..pls dt quit ur job instead u defer ur admission to any time dt will suite u.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilag Masters Test? by uokide: 10:08am On Dec 30, 2014
olabanji88:
joolo pls oau any hope for intending HND student for mesters
pls explain more on oau ife stufff.do they issue cert immediately after d program?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilag Masters Test? by uokide: 10:00am On Dec 30, 2014
damayor:
does anyone have an idea of what type of questions they set in unilag test for masters program,more specifically m,asters in public and international affairs,thanks
just go and buy unilag past questions nd study them very well.i assure u , that u must make .just be serious abt it.
Health / Re: 10 Health Tips To Healthy Living In 2015 by uokide: 8:10pm On Dec 29, 2014
Hemanwel:
Original Poster (OP),you forgot to add one beautiful nonsense point....SEXXX!
Those who have a healthy sexx life do not fall sick too often.
said by who?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 21 Recommended Part-time Jobs Ideas For The New Year 2015 by uokide: 11:01pm On Dec 28, 2014
Wazoblog:
Part-time jobs are those jobs that can be done at chosen hours without stressing yourself. You can engage in any of these jobs if you are not currently employed.

Even if you are employed, you may still engage yourself with them and make some extra cash for yourself.

These jobs were known to be profitable in 2014. Therefore, there is assurance that the trend will continue.

25 Recommended Jobs/Work in 2015

Photography
Event Planning
Catering Service
Creche Services
Barbing Salon/Hair-Dressing
Computer Services (Photocopying, Scanning, Printing Services e.t.c)\
Bulk SMS services
Website Design
Phone Repair services
Recharge Card selling
Kerosine sales

Read other full part-time jobs here :http://www.wazobiablog.com/2014/12/21-recommended-part-time-jobs-ideas-for.html
does creche qualify as a part tym job? I dont think sooooooo
Education / Re: Top 10 Outdated And/or Made-up Words In Nigerian English by uokide: 7:33am On Dec 25, 2014
SaintRobs:
Top 10 Outdated and/Or Made-up Words in Nigerian English
By Farooq A. Kperogi, Ph.D.

http://m.allafrica.com/stories/201212160073.html/

Nigerian English has a wide variety of words that have either run out of fashion in the contemporary English of native speakers of the language or that are entirely peculiarly Nigerian, that is, can’t be found in any English dictionary. In what follows, I identify and discuss top 10 such words:

1. “Rearer.”In Nigerian English this word almost always collocates with “cattle,” as in: “cattle rearer.” I have never heard anyone referred to as a “goat rearer” or a “sheep rearer” in Nigeria, perhaps because Nigerians don’t raise goats and sheep in as large numbers as they raise cattle. The first hint that “rearer” is an unusual word came from Microsoft Word, which disfigures the word with its cheeky red underline to indicate that it's is not in its internal dictionary. But Microsoft doesn't always offer a reliable guide of a word’s acceptability. First, its word bank is severely limited, especially for academics like me who use “big,” unusual, and sesquipedalian vocabularies in our academic writing. Second, it has a notoriously pro-American bias in its linguistic idiosyncrasies, especially if your computer is bought in America.
It turns, however, that “rearer” is actually an old-fashioned or obsolescent British English word. When I searched for it on Google, I found that it appeared only on Nigerian, Indian, and British Guyanese themed websites. I found no contemporary use of the term in British newspapers. Nor did I find it in American, Canadian, Australian or New Zealand websites. So I searched for “herder,” the term I’ve heard native speakers use for what we call “rearer” in Nigerian English and found millions of contemporary uses of the term in British and American news media websites. I modified the search to “cattle herder,” and my keywords yielded over 3 million matches. But a search for “cattle rearer” turned up only a little over 66,000 matches, mostly on the websites of former British colonies.
It is obvious, based on the foregoing, that “rearer” is an archaic British English word that has been replaced with “herder.” However, as is often the case, people on the periphery of the development of a language (such as Nigerian English speakers) are usually the last to catch on to new vocabularies, semantic shifts, and novel usage patterns that occur in the center of development of a language.

2. “Disvirgin.”As I’ve pointed out in previous articles, there is no such word as “disvirgin” in the English language. It is an entirely Nigerian English fabrication. No other variety of English in the world, except perhaps Ghanaian English, uses the word. Native English speakers use “deflower” to express the sense Nigerian English speakers seek to convey when they say “disvirgin.” A rarely used alternative to “deflower” is “devirginate.” The word is so rare that many reputable English dictionaries don’t have an entry for it. For instance, it doesn’t appear in the the most current edition of the Oxford Dictionary of English.

3. “Opportuned.”Like “disvirgin,” this word does not exist in any English dictionary. It is an entirely Nigerian English word that was formed in ignorance. What exists in English dictionaries is “opportune,” without “d” at the end. Opportune means “timely” or “well-timed.” E.g. “Wait for an opportune moment to tell him how you really feel.” In Nigerian English we use “opportuned” where “privileged” is the appropriate word to use. Where we would say “I am opportuned to speak to this august gathering,” other speakers of the English language would say “I am privileged to speak to this august gathering.”
very interestin i need more
Adverts / Re: How To Produce Liquid Soap(free Report) by uokide: 9:02pm On Dec 24, 2014
powertechn:
You are right my broda ,there are many people organizing seminars here and there without any product of their own and they don't know the nitty gritty of the business,i have products of my own in the market selling fast,so if you are interested join me in lagos anytime for one on one trainnig.Thanks
im i.terestd where is ur shop as in where i can get u
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wema Bank Is Currently Accepting CV by uokide: 8:11pm On Dec 24, 2014
holatin:
Alright
God will help us
Education / Re: Most Difficult Universities To Make First-Class In Nigeria? by uokide: 9:33pm On Nov 03, 2014
Oyetboy:
aint you guys tired of all this bullsh*t? at the end of the day, when you graduate from all these universities you are clamoring about, does it give you automatic employment? pfft
i wonder oooo
Education / Re: Male Teachers Vs Female Teachers: Are Women Better Teachers Than Men? by uokide: 12:03am On Nov 03, 2014
lalasticlala:
In my primary school days, I was taught by female teachers all through; but in secondary school, 85% of my teachers were females; while at the university, 100% of my lecturers were male.

I think female teachers are better teachers than their male counterpart because they are more tolerant when dealing with students.

Although some few female teachers could be very strict but in all they are better.

So who do you think makes a better teacher: male or female?
in primary section,female teachers are beta cuz of their tolerant to pupils while in secondary section, both are gud dependin on subject being taught.e.g a male teacher teachin home economics or food nd nutrition. While in university both are good.
Food / Re: What Was The Name Of Your Best Biscult/sweet When You're Still A Child...?? by uokide: 10:03am On Oct 25, 2014
Kunleskey:
Back in those days when i was still a little boy.i love biscult and sweet so much that i can't do without it then.,.,i love biscult to the extent that i was licking the biscult so that it won't finish on time.And till now many children can't do without biscult and sweet...the names of the biscult i love love then are.; pepper- snack,ringlet,speedy,short cake,yoyobiscult and biscult-bread........the names of the sweet i love most are:. baba-dudu,(blackman) balewa,.....sisipelebe(flatgirl),ekannagowon(gowonfinger)....although some of the thing mention above are not that old but, i still love eating them...what are the names of the biscult and sweet you love when you're still a child.?
nasco biscuit buh dont think dt its still exiting
Food / Re: 34 Amazing Benefits Of Lime by uokide: 9:19am On Oct 25, 2014
hoyinkansola:

Lime is a favorite when it comes to citrus
fruits. Whether eaten as a fruit, used in
various dishes or consumed as juice, this
fruit is something almost everyone
enjoys.
There are several varieties of lime to
choose from, with colors ranging from
medium green to yellow. On ripening,
limes turn yellow in color. In India
‘mosambi’ or sweet lime is a popular fruit
and its juice is widely sold by roadside
vendors.
All over the world, lime is widely used to
make jams, pickles, sorbets, snacks,
candies, confectioneries, cocktails and
other beverages. Apart from
consumption, the oil extracted from lime
peel is used as an ingredient in skin and
hair care products like toothpastes,
beauty soaps, deodorants, hair oils, body
oils, disinfectants and mouth washes. As
is apparent, lime offers many benefits,
some of which are listed in this article.

BENEFITS OF LIME>>>
1.Treats dark spots
2.Treats ache nd blemishes
3.Anti ageing properties
4.Treats skin tan
5.Treats open pores
6.Removal of dead skin
7.Lime for glowing skin
8.Treats drandruff
9.Treats hair
10.Promotes hair growth
11.Lime for shiny hair
12.lightens hair colour
13.Treats scurvy
14.Gum care
15.Eye care
16.Treats Arthritis
17.Treats Gout
18.Treats piles
19.Treatment of fever
20.Treatment of common cold
21.Aids digestion
22.Treats dehydration
23.Treats cystitis
24.Treats peptic ulcer
25. Beneficial for the heart
26.Lowers cholesterol
27.Aids weight loss
28.Good for women's health
29.Treats respiratory disorder
30.Prevents formation of kidnet stones
31.Beneficial for diabetes
32.Prevents cholera
33.Anti cancer properties

...wow what a long list,The ever popular lime has innumerable
benefits that you may have not known
about. But now that you know, make sure
you stock up on these healthy citrus fruits
for good health and a beautiful you! .....©Saba
hw reduction in tommy aspect
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Day Care Center In Portharcourt by uokide: 9:13am On Oct 25, 2014
uokide:
how per month or term
mean hw much for a month ir term
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Day Care Center In Portharcourt by uokide: 9:06am On Oct 25, 2014
opemipo9:
A new day care center is now opened in Port-Harcourt,the location is at East -west road uniport
kindly call 08187064890 for more detailed information.
Thanks.
how per month or term
Family / Re: BEATING YOUR KIDS; Discipline Or Abuse? by uokide: 2:33pm On Oct 24, 2014
Alexsmith20:
As an african man i believe in the adage which say "flog him once and he would flee twice".

but thats not how my wife sees it,she is always keen on pampering the kids base on the facts that she was born and brought up in the states and was not subjected to such method of discipline.

So my question is, is beating a form of ABUSE or DISCIPLINE?
y nt use withdrawal punishment ,its d best punishment i can give, denied d child on those tibs he or she likes most.well beating is nt an abuse depending on the extent
Career / Re: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by uokide: 2:22pm On Oct 24, 2014
I read geology,hv been lookin fo a job but not sucessful, now i thinkin of goin into teachin d same tym dnt want to leave my field of study .wat will i do? Pls i need an advice. thanks
Career / Re: What Can Geographic Information Systems (GIS) Do For You? by uokide: 12:03pm On Oct 10, 2014
PalmTree:


Application of Remote Sensing is wide, I will recommend specialized training.

Remote Sensing is one of the numerous data capturing techniques in GIS. Other techniques include Aerial Photography and GPS.

i based in lagos .do u have an offfice i
lag? Or jus giv me some hightlight on d questions i sent to u.thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TEACHING VACANCY by uokide: 8:42pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ezyp:
Thanks for thi great opportunity. I have two years of teaching experience but I don't have IGSCE qualification, I can teach maths or physic. Will I be considered if I apply?. Thanks


Pls wats d full meaning of IGSE

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Career / Re: What Can Geographic Information Systems (GIS) Do For You? by uokide: 8:14pm On Oct 09, 2014
[quote author=PalmTree post=26980030]

What is your discipline? Remote sensing is the science of generating data from the earth using space based satellites. But what we do for starters is Digital Image Processing(developing info from the images taken from outer space).









I read geology,pls sir , i want to know the application of satellite remote sensing and the relationship between gis and remote sensing

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