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Properties / Re: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by victorjoe(m): 12:55pm On Feb 13, 2023
VeryWickedMan:
Burst laugh from your room some minutes after they start. Confusion no go let them do am after a few times.

Male or female, no human can stand being perceived as sexually inadequate whether jokingly or seriously.

LEGEND!!!
Properties / Re: Is Our Landlord Using Our Glory While We Stay In His House by victorjoe(m): 9:15pm On Feb 10, 2023
SoftP:
My friend keep shut & stop speaking ill of a generous & benevolent Man’
Persons like you make us have scarcity of good people

If house tire you, abeg commot ,

Poor Man’s mentality.

Abeg help me tell am.
Politics / Re: "Tell That Boy" Tinubu Blasts Governor Emmanuel Udom by victorjoe(m): 9:52pm On Jan 30, 2023
SharpD:


For your mind you are making sense? so you think those of us in Akwa Ibom will go out and vote a demented old man whose party has destroyed anything left in this country. Unam ikot ke ado.

No mind am... Let him keep deceiving himself with fancy words ..

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Is My Father - Man Says, Alongside His Mother (Pics, Video) by victorjoe(m): 1:04pm On Jan 18, 2023
updatechange:
This is becoming too embarrassing for us ooo.

Mr babajide over to you…

On a second thought… why did she wait till the man became a governor before coming out hard? Why didn’t she call him out all this while? Or she don’t know his identity then?

According to the initial story, they only got to know about his excellency's whereabout after he became a governor.

They had tried several time to reach out but they could not meet him do they decided to go public
Phones / Re: Your Bad Experience At Computer Village Ikeja by victorjoe(m): 4:12pm On Jan 17, 2023
Truth be told, anybody can be scammed. However, these things are avoidable.

I was once entering computer village from Ikeja along, I wanted to buy something for my laptop. I saw a friend I know all the way from my state standing in the midst of these agberos. They were trying to convince him and where he was, there is no way he would leave that place without dropping something. I quickly used language to tell him to follow me immediately. After we successfully left there , i scolded him that "you came all the way from our state, instead of entering a shop you wanted to buy from the road side, na God save you today".

The other one, another friend took me to Alaba, he said he had seen a very big TV at a very cheap price. That's why I followed him in the first place. They were just disturbing that he should pay and he almost paid. I now told him not to pay till the stuff was tested. That's when I was told that it was no testing and had it been that he dropped the money, that would have been the end. So I asked him, "do you think if this TV was working properly that these guys would sell it cheap?"

So some of these things can be avoided....

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Romance / Re: Lady unknowingly Had 2 Kids For Her Son (Photo, Video) by victorjoe(m): 3:41pm On Jan 15, 2023
So she gave birth to her grand children while her son fathered his siblings?

Wonderful!
Travel / Re: My Visit To Oron Crayfish Market Akwa Ibom State by victorjoe(m): 3:55pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jodha:


I was posted to Okobo General hospital...and I would like to know about the place in general...how far it is from Uyo...if it's developed ...so I can make a decision...

Please I'll really appreciate if yhu can ask them...thank yhu

Are you a doctor?

I will find out what I can and get back to you.

Please send your WhatsApp number for easier communication.
Food / Re: The Catfish I Bought ₦2,800 And How I Prepared It by victorjoe(m): 3:02pm On Jan 09, 2023
ahnie:
I bought the catfish at the rate of #2800 this morning and I used it to prepare white rice n peppersoup.
Pls the essence of this thread is not to show off,it's just for the fun of it.

Many thanks.

Nice oh but you could have done better.

I am from Akwa Ibom, 2 dishes you for use am cook. Either you make it with unripe plantain. Or you make white soup and ponded yam.

My dear, any of the 2 dishes ehn!!! White rice is just a waste of fish ..
Travel / Re: My Visit To Oron Crayfish Market Akwa Ibom State by victorjoe(m): 2:17pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jodha:



I'm sorry for disturbing yhu... please what do yhu know about okobo? General hospital?

Hi, I don't know much about Okobo General hospital. I live in Uyo. I have friends that are from there that I can ask questions though.

What information do you want to find out about exactly so I know what to ask?
Crime / Re: SHOCKING The Organiser Of This Competition Should Be Arrested by victorjoe(m): 6:20am On Dec 23, 2022
Arrested? What did they do?

They simply brought food and asked people to come and eat.

If you are sure you can finish it, go!

Actually, the only person. That should be arrested is anyone that finishes that big basin of food. Police should be on standby.

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Family / Re: My Dead Neighbour by victorjoe(m): 6:21pm On Dec 14, 2022
There is one lady I used to follow on Facebook few years ago. Glory.. forgotten her surname.

Anytime you see her posts on Facebook, it's always very interesting and engaging so you can be there for at least 20 minutes at a time.

I suddenly noticed that I had not seen her posts on Facebook for a while so I went to her wall.

Mehn! The RIP's I saw jolted me to reality.
It touched me as if I knew her in person.

I learnt she was just at home, complained of pains and just passed out like that

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Family / Re: Man Who Rescued Baby Girl Dumped By Road Side In Enugu Shares Her New Photo by victorjoe(m): 2:57pm On Nov 28, 2022
Naira20:
You that just came now...I doubt if you know posts can be edited and it was.



Oh really. I didn't know it is an edited post.

No vex Jare.

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Family / Re: Man Who Rescued Baby Girl Dumped By Road Side In Enugu Shares Her New Photo by victorjoe(m): 2:45pm On Nov 28, 2022
Naira20:
The useless girl called her mother would be somewhere o.

Tomorrow, she'd come out to start telling yeye stories with crocodile tears.

Some naïve people too would say every mother is blablabla.

Being kind or good is not gender based.
Being a woman doesn't make you kinder.

Did you read the part that the op said the child was delivered by a mad woman?

You just read the topic and jumped straight to comment section...
Family / Re: A Mother Referred Her 16 Years Old Daughter To The Family Planning Clinic by victorjoe(m): 11:32pm On Nov 27, 2022
I remember years ago I went to the hospital. While I was waiting to be called, I saw this very young girl maybe 13 or younger.

The mum brought her innocently. While one nurse was engaging the mum, 2 others where engaging the girl closer to where I sat. I was eaves dropping.

I was hearing "if you don't talk you will die". "Where did you do it? At a point the mum understood what was happening and got angry that the nurses were putting things in the girls head that she was a virgin..

When the girl confessed, even the mother shock!
It turned out that the girl the mum thought was a virgin got pregnant and the boy involved got her drugs from a chemist. When the drugs did not work he took her to the same chemist and the person's did something. She was always having stomach pain after that.

So I support this mother. Things are happening.

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Politics / Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by victorjoe(m): 8:06pm On Nov 18, 2022
alsudan:
What is wrong with Nairaland?

Imagine if it was Peter Obi that spoke in tongues like the senile thief.

The story would have been posted immediately to the front page.

No matter the drug money he doles out to saboteurs of Nigeria, Tinubu will never smell Aso Rock.

When they had an opportunity to field Osinbajo, they did not. They now went and brought a sick man cos of money.

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Politics / Re: Burial Of Sobur Olayiwola Olawale Omititi Who Died At APC's Rally In Jos (Photo) by victorjoe(m): 3:29am On Nov 17, 2022
ojun50:
Is like them don ready for him death self

My brother, one Yoruba proverb say "them no de use death joke with Muslim". E get as person go faint, or dey in coma. If e no quick wake up, Muslim don bury am.

Them no de waste time o, burial sharp sharp. Party go come later

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Politics / Re: Court Nullifies Akwa Ibom APC Guber Primary, Orders Fresh One, Excludes Udofia by victorjoe(m): 1:22pm On Nov 14, 2022
GExcess:
This same fate would have befallen PDP in Akwa Ibom because of that sharm they did but Udom went and bribed the judge, nonetheless YPP will emerge victorious in the gubernatorial election 2023

Ufan, I learnt that they want to silence everyone one by one.. Even Oba will be persecuted so that the only candidate will be pdp...

Meanwhile , Akan Okon is already on his way to Port Harcourt to apeal cos his team thinks Appeal court in Calabar has been compromised.

My own be say, may Gods will be done in Aks. Me no want that Albino Sha, instead make Oba carry am.

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Phones / Re: Elon Musk Fires Twitter Employees Worldwide by victorjoe(m): 3:41pm On Nov 04, 2022
Zenzu01:
Elon Musk is a business man and it's obvious he's doing all these to protect his new business. Remember that Jack plans to open another social network which will want to complete with Twitter, so the best is not to allow Jack still have insiders that can still feed him with info about what's going on in Twitter. The problem is just that these people will become jobless and that's not cool.

PS: this is just my point of view oo, as I believe Elon Musk aims to make profit with Twitter.

What info does Jack not have already?

He built Twitter up from scratch, he can do so again.

If the successfully creates another system, people will come back to him and leave Elon with his $8 per month charges.

But what me I want anybody that can build something that will beat Facebook so we can run ads freely without the fear of being banned.

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Family / Re: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by victorjoe(m): 9:06pm On Oct 26, 2022
Moh247:
cool


Oga no bastard in marriage joor

The woman you paid bride price on and the children from such marriage are yours

You paid for all expenses during pregnancy, paid for school fees and upkeep from your hard earned money

If anybody tells you nonsense or come to claim your Son kill him with matchet and claim he is a kidnapper

Tell your wife you know the truth and if she ever dare tell anyone she's dead

Your wife gives you happiness and joy and also sacrifice for you... Don't let anyone or anything steal your joy


.

Question: What happens when the father of that child comes out from nowhere and says that he wants to take his son?

That when you will know that blood is blood.
Crime / Re: Skit-maker Ends Up In Hospital For Pranking People With Fake Snake by victorjoe(m): 9:52pm On Oct 22, 2022
It was bound to happen!

If you must do prank on innocent individuals don't let it be something serious.

I remember during the days of Charlie Boy's Show years ago, fake police will walk with a guy on the road, then suddenly the guy will point to someone and say "na him be this" suddenly the police will pounce on him and start dragging. It was a bad prank .

One day It backfired. Immediately the guys heard "na him be this" and saw police, he wasn't ballistic...

Before you could say ",na h..." He was all over this other guy with serious heavy blows.

I am very sure the other guy lost a tooth or 2.

It was Charlie boy that had to come out And tell them it was a prank
Family / Re: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by victorjoe(m): 12:53pm On Sep 02, 2022
LOVEGINO:
My Her gentle soul rest in perfect peace cry

Brother, be strong . God will give you the grace to hold on.

This is painful.
Politics / Re: The President Nigeria Needs In 2023 – Kukah by victorjoe(m): 12:44pm On Sep 02, 2022
treesun:


https://punchng.com/the-president-nigeria-needs-in-2023-kukah/


I watched this, this morning on Arise. All I can say is that our dear Bishop is Obedient and Yusful.

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Family / Re: Stop Having Sex In The Presence Of Your Kids — Lady Advises Nigerian Parents by victorjoe(m): 8:53am On Sep 01, 2022
Jaysolu:
I wonder what kind of parent would actually do something as insane as that

Very sickening. I remember I once saw a picture of a male toddler trying to suck a female toddler in a creche.

He must have learnt it from his dad.
Food / Re: What's The Weirdest Food Combo You've Heard Or Seen? by victorjoe(m): 1:35pm On Aug 25, 2022
I have seen someone swallow fufu with ogi, just so his stomach can be heavy for the days journey.

The weirdest one I can remember is tomtom and groundnut.

Na my family member bring am from boarding school.

He has since changed
Food / Re: The Most Popular Food In Nigeria by victorjoe(m): 6:18am On Aug 23, 2022
E remain that fish biscuit that used to come in blue packet.

If you add that, the mean is complete...

Very tasty something
Phones / Re: The Last Person You Blocked, What Did They Do ? by victorjoe(m): 3:03pm On Aug 18, 2022
I met her last year, nothing serious then. Suddenly about 4 months ago she started coming really close.

I let her o, poke a couple of time sef.. suddenly she begin form for me but still de give poke.

Unbeknownst to me, she and her ex had an issue so she used me to hold body for the time being. Now the have reconciled she want come slow down for my side, she no know me.

When I found out, I vex but I no block though I almost did. So now, poking continues I no go relent.

I go show her love from this side make sure say I follow chop inside well well...

When time reach I japa... No time..
Na she carry body come no be me been go
find am in the first place.

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Religion / Re: Clapping For Jesus Is Wrong — Pastor Damina Lectures Christians (Video) by victorjoe(m): 3:50pm On Aug 16, 2022
TMSMedia:


https://www.instagram.com/p/ChUe-bervWj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Hmmm.. this bros
Family / Re: I Just Need A Family by victorjoe(m): 5:50am On Aug 14, 2022
Is not wanting to have kids deliberately after 10 years of marriage not witchcraft enough?

Oh! You are waiting to see her flying at night with broom first.
Hmmm...


udede:
in the christian religious denomination i belong, polygamy (polygny) is normal and we know how to practice it peacefuly, she can't harm anyone because everyone has their own spaces.


As for divorce, she simply refused to go (actually I'm a husband material with good looks , without being a simp,) in our church you can't divorce any woman without an evidence of adultry or witchcraft. More over she is very harmless and likable, i even have her permission to marry a second wife

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Career / Re: Is This A Norm In Nigeria Among Bosses And Masters?? by victorjoe(m): 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2022
Depending on where you are, if it is mobile phone you want to learn to repair, make sure the environment you are learning from has plenty repairers around.

Like computer village if you are in Lagos that way, competition is high. You will learn fast from everyone. Everyday is a new experience.

If you go to an isolated place, na you and your oga go de battle one ic for phone.

Op, message me, I will give you a website that will help you. I don't have it at hand now I would have pasted it here. I have to search for it
All the best.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Denies Demanding N50bn Monthly From Former Lagos Gov, Ambode by victorjoe(m): 7:53pm On Aug 10, 2022
ThrownBack:
If you read the statement very well, they are not saying Tinubu didn't demand money, they said he didn't demand up to #50 billion monthly. It may be only #40 billion monthly to maintain his drug habits.

Nice clarification.

You are very correct. It might have been 10, it might have been 5. The important thing is money was demanded.

Don't forget that the incoming governor of Osun state also said something about Osun state money going to Lagos. That's why they are in so much debt...

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Romance / Re: Two Rooms Sharing One Air Conditioner In A Hotel (Photos, Video) by victorjoe(m): 12:15pm On Aug 10, 2022
There is love in sharing... Things hard
Politics / Re: INEC Denies Recognising Lawan, Akpabio As Senatorial Candidates by victorjoe(m): 7:26pm On Aug 09, 2022
After reading that thread, I watched the news by 5 and also by 6 I didn't hear anything about it, I knew that news was fake.

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