Temismith: Sleeping in a bus is stil better naow! I know som1 dat sleeps on a bike(okada)! Lols. Funny dou, but its true

Are you serious? LOL

One of my uncles always say this, that you don't marry to settle but you settle to marry. So my dear I will advice you to settle first before you marry.

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No Boy, that was and still the life i live, if you are in Naija may be you can tell me your village and i will tell you the road that get you there!!! no pun intended.... cos there is absolutely no local government i havent been to, name it... mind you i work and a Transmission Engineer in one of the Vendor in Naija then and now as an Engineer in Telecomm company here in the States...


The following places might look familiar, so look for ur places u know...

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls unclothed for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road

Oga you don waka ooh! All the best Sir

rexfada: Ejeh.is an Idoma (Tuface's tribe) name and it means Lion.

No lion is Agaba, while Eje means Tiger in Idoma.

Abah John Abah: Book of AFCON – Revelations

By Abah John Abah on February 11, 2013



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Chapter 1.
1 I, Stephen, was on the Island of decision, after my sojourn in wilderness of Togo and Mali.
2 And I heard the Lord saying “Go back to the land of your birth and answer the call of service. For this purpose have I sent you to the wilderness all these years, to teach you endurance and to equip you”.
3 Say to the nobles and princes of the ‘glass house’. “The spirit of the Lord God is upon me, to mend the broken glasses. Influence me not in this assignment, for I shall only do the bidding of the Lord.
4 “That I may choose those in whom the lord has put the spirit and skills of soccer. To build a great army for the land”.
5 To the king and princes in d palace, even Aso Rock shall you say. “The Lord has called me to show you the way by which things can work in this land flowing with milk and honey. To show you that men called to serve do not stain their hands with filthy lucre. And that this assignment shall reveal to the land My brand of tomorrow’s men”.
6 And to the mafia of old brigade in the soccer army say: “The day of mafia gangsters is gone. The elitist band of tired legs, those who measure their ages by themselves, shall no longer reign”.
7 That by my hands the Lord will raise mighty men of valour, a raiding soccer army.
Chapter 2.
1 And on that day the Lord spoke to me saying, “Arise, go ye to the four corners of the earth and gather to me brave and skillful boys in whom I have put the spirit of soccer, patriots burning with passion.
2 “In the Anglo land ye shall find one Victor, the son of Moses. The one about whom it was written by the Anglo press: ‘Holy Moses has parted the red sea’. For by him I shall part every ‘red sea’ before my army.
3 “Go, do not be afraid of his history, for I have infused him with patriotism beyond reasons. I have a purpose even in his story when, like Jephthah, he was driven from the land losing everything, even his loving parents in my service, by zealots who think they can fight for All-powerful God.
4 “ I have ordained that to show my generation of tomorrow’s servants how to be patriotic”.
5 And the Lord said “Go in to the East in search of Emmanuel, the son of Emenike, of the house of those who know that the battle is not to the strong. In him I have put strength and pace to torment every line of defense before my army. By his lethal boots, he shall deliver my people.
6 “And to the four corners of my land Nigeria go, gather local warriors. These will show my people that to do battle is not by where one plies his trade or association or education. It is by the skills endowed by Me.
7 “Among these you will find a certain son of Mba, the one called Sunday, for in crucial times, I will stir my spirit in him and he will say to the enemy ‘mba’(no)” especially on the day of the Lord.
8 And I, Stephen, gathered this band of raiding armies, even men without records.
9 And the Lord said “over these I appoint you a commander and Joseph, the son of Yobo, in whom I have put a humble spirit, as captain. And the veteran Enyema shall keep the posts.
10 “I am sending you to command a glorious army, of the type you captained in the 90s”. We camped and trained even for five weeks, only five weeks!
Chapter 3.
1 And the month of the battle came and I heard a still small voice saying “ These are the arrow heads of my battle: Attack with the rampaging trio of Moses, Emenike and Ideye. Any ball that escapes the bulldozing legs of Emenike shall not pass that of the pacey skillful legs of Moses and occasionally the shrewd Ideye shall do the damage”.
2 And this army went raiding, beginning with the Abokis from far zone, from the land called Burkina faso. The battle was fierce but Emenike was fast to pull one against the far warriors. At the end of the day it was all square but the Lord said “Go, for your day of victory against them shall be the final battle”.
3 Then we said bia(come) to the champions from Zambia. It was a battle against the champions and was not easy. Again Emenike drew the first blood. They came level and it ended again a drawl.
4 I then cried to the Lord: Have You brought us out to these battles to be disgraced? The Lord answered me and said. “These champions shall never win a battle but you will win. I told you the battles will be tough in the beginning”.
5 Then came the final battle of the preliminary against the Ethiopian unholy eunuchs. The Ethiopians were gallant but in the dying minutes they paid dearly for their indiscretions.
6 Their unlawful challenge on our rampaging Moses gifted us penalties. Moses parted the red sea with his sharp shootings and we passed on dry grounds to the quarter finals.
7 The came we up against the giant elephants from Ivory Coast, the adversary of Nigeria. The boasting Ivorians captained by their Goliath, even the one called Drogba frightened us greatly. We were like grass hoppers before them and we look even so to our people back home.
8 But it was Sunday, the day of the Lord and the commander sought the praying Nigerians to pray. The spirit of the Lord rose mightily upon us and we arose boldly to fight the elephants.
9 The Nigerian tomentator, Emmanuel, who knows the battle is not to the strong(emenike) was quick to draw the first blood. But the Goliath Drogba, flanked by his generals roared greatly, setting up his protégé, a certain Tiote to draw level.
10 It was then Sunday, the one anointed to do battle on the day of the Lord who said ‘mba’(no), this Goliath shall not go free. He then powered his ballistic missile and the Ivorians were utterly destroyed.
11 The semi-final was really a semi battle, against the Malian fake eagles.
12 And I charged the army saying “Know ye that they are psychologically your slaves, for their land should fall apart safe for your soldiers protecting it”. We moved and utterly sacked them. Even the keeper of their posts confessed, that he sees fifteen men instead of ten swopped on him like bees!
13 And came the final battle on another day of the Lord, to decide the final contest with the aboki warriors from the far zone.
14 Again prayers were sought from Imams, pastors and prophets and on mountains and in camps, prayers were offered, prophecies released.
15 But our heros, Emenike and Moses were injured and after prayers the Lord answered and said “Go, for you shall prevail, that in this you shall know that my strength is made perfect in weakness”.
16 And the Burkinabes played, seeking to create offset of offsets but alas, they were no match for our army.
17 Emenike was not listed for battle but strong holy Moses was there raiding. The one anointed to do battle on the day of the Lord, Sunday said mba(no) to the abokis, skillfully powering home the winning shot early in the battle.
Praises:
18 All hail the champions! These young brave warriors, purveyors of lost glory, the hope of a new generation.
19 The Nation celebrates the golden heart Moses, carrying on his shoulders the land where he lost everything. You are indeed a victor, winning against the unholy extremists that sought to terminate your dream. Your parents, martyred in the vineyard, are sure smiling. Your story evokes both tears and joy.
20 All hail Emenike, Mba, Ideye, Musa, Uche, and Ejike! There have never been such rampaging armies.
21 All hail Mikel, Onazi, Nosa, Fegol, Reuben and Obiorah. You belong to a golden generation.
22 All hail Yobo, Oboabona, Ambrose, Echiejile, Omeruo, Juwon and Azubuike. History will not forget you.
23 All hail Enyema, the brave veteran keeper of posts, with your men Austin and Chigozie.
24 O this army, this team, you represent the dawn of a new nation, the shining examples of tomorrow’s men, the beacon of hope for new Nigeria. And Stephen Keshi, you symbolizes the brand of leader we all dream, a hope that they are still men who can fix the mess.
Arise Nigeria!

[quote author=IbnTimothy]

The pepper is more so are the bills

The truth is most Nigerians out here are simply hooked. They are not returning home because of the people's expectations....shame de catch them

ok see bills here for person wey de manage;
1. A decent 2bedroom flats cost averagely about £750/month (just multiply by 250 to convert to naira)
2. Plus council tax £100/month (band B) ..... this na after them don commot income tax and NI for your small pay o
3. Electricity+Gas bill £60 (with managing usage)
4. You cant leave your child at home, so to leave your child with child minder £30/day/child
5. Bus ticket £55/month. If you mistake drive a low cost car £200/month in road tax+insurance+fuel+etc (By the way petrol here is about £1.3/litre)
6. Phone bills £25
7. Internet and line rentals £20
7. Even church offering na in £ ....lol.... and the smallest note na £5
..... pikin de papa house de contribute to bills and rent

If you de 9ja de earn anything more than N50k/month ..... I won't advise you to leave your work for a N300k job in UK cos na the same thing..... cold no go let you leave under bridge

The only advantage for UK here na;
1. No Boko haram
2. Plane no de fall ontop house
3. Light and water dey ..... but you ma no go fit on am (for fear of bills)
4. No body go chop your money, but you no go fit chop anybody money too
5. The prime minister appear confident at least
6. You no go hear car horn
7. No Owambe we go block road
8. Them fit rob you if you waka for mid night very rare
9. You no go de hear english like 'parastatal'
10. Free health for your family and free school for your pikin
etc etc
All those things wey we de bring come pose na for charity shop (bend down select) and sales we buy them
...this is truth from my church mind o

I know Dr wey sell him hospital and everything only to come here de do care work (to dey bath them old mama them) ....im no be as my guy plan am .....no be say the work bad, just that he was doing better for 9ja

Gone are those days when the Wasiu go come abroad come de take am sing.....chai!!! those guys don deceive us ....LWKMD

oya come now .....
Thank you abeg for saying it pop and plain

[quote author=IbnTimothy]

The pepper is more so are the bills

The truth is most Nigerians out here are simply hooked. They are not returning home because of the people's expectations....shame de catch them

ok see bills here for person wey de manage;
1. A decent 2bedroom flats cost averagely about £750/month (just multiply by 250 to convert to naira)
2. Plus council tax £100/month (band B) ..... this na after them don commot income tax and NI for your small pay o
3. Electricity+Gas bill £60 (with managing usage)
4. You cant leave your child at home, so to leave your child with child minder £30/day/child
5. Bus ticket £55/month. If you mistake drive a low cost car £200/month in road tax+insurance+fuel+etc (By the way petrol here is about £1.3/litre)
6. Phone bills £25
7. Internet and line rentals £20
7. Even church offering na in £ ....lol.... and the smallest note na £5
..... pikin de papa house de contribute to bills and rent

If you de 9ja de earn anything more than N50k/month ..... I won't advise you to leave your work for a N300k job in UK cos na the same thing..... cold no go let you leave under bridge

The only advantage for UK here na;
1. No Boko haram
2. Plane no de fall ontop house
3. Light and water dey ..... but you ma no go fit on am (for fear of bills)
4. No body go chop your money, but you no go fit chop anybody money too
5. The prime minister appear confident at least
6. You no go hear car horn
7. No Owambe we go block road
8. Them fit rob you if you waka for mid night very rare
9. You no go de hear english like 'parastatal'
10. Free health for your family and free school for your pikin
etc etc
All those things wey we de bring come pose na for charity shop (bend down select) and sales we buy them
...this is truth from my church mind o

I know Dr wey sell him hospital and everything only to come here de do care work (to dey bath them old mama them) ....im no be as my guy plan am .....no be say the work bad, just that he was doing better for 9ja

Gone are those days when the Wasiu go come abroad come de take am sing.....chai!!! those guys don deceive us ....LWKMD

oya come now .....
Thank you abeg for saying it pop and plain

NRI PRIEST:

Are you Igbo ? Where did you get the phrase " Agaba Idu" from ? I really need your answer ?

. AGABA IDU is for OCI'IDOMA that is the traditional Chief of Idoma, like ATTA IGAlA

Thank you lord for all you have done for me. For the gift of life, my family, my carrier. Thank YOU for everything. I can't even say the thank you enough. I feel blessed.

NJV: Tnx Amen Joan. But pls why do some pple's face appear darker after using foundation and powder? I'v actually comfirmed some to use their correct skin color but still appear darker!

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I know this happens when you use the same colur of d make up with ur skin. I always tell my friends that if ur skin colour is 4 don't use colour 4 but 3 which is lighter. Or if the foundation is an exact colour of ur skin then the loose powder should not be same. Am saying this from experience, am not a make expert. You know Nigeria is very sunny and hot and when you use same colour and is looking fine when u left ur room, by the time you enter the hot sun it will change. Another thing again is when you go to buy this makeup we usually test it on our skin to see if it marches, but we all know the face is our noticeble part of our body and is sometime lighter, becos of cleansing and all those stuff.

I mean i was asked to take Clomid for 4 months. Starting from d second day of my menses for 5days with folic acid. Thanks all.

@Arlington, wishing u and ur sister safe delivery. Am so happy for u pple, pray it will be me one day. @ Mypeace wishing u sucess in ur exams, plus good news. Hi all, just want to know if Clomid has worked 4 anybody b4? Will be on it 4 d third month and no pregnancy, will be going to the Doctor 2day. Was asked 2 take it for months.

Tanx Arlington and peace. The pain is mostly at d left side of my tummy, somtimes its at d right side. I dont feel any lump but somtimes if i touch d side i can feel it. Its off and on, this is aside my menses pain.

The pain mostly is at d left side of my stomach. I want people's opinion pls

Still continue with my post. I ve 2 post that cos if i type 2 much with my phone it goes off. So as i said earlier i told d Doctor all my problem and how am scared d pain at d right side of my stomach could firbriod, d Doc just pressed d side of stomach and told me noting. I thought he was going 2 run some test on me but no. Gave me some drugs he said becos of any infection, i couldn't finishe d drug becos i was reactin 2 it. Now am on a drug called Ikaclomin, i think is same thing with Clomid bn talked abt here, am on it for d 2nd month now and am begining 2 worry. The thing is where i start? I want 2 know wat is wrong with me and which test do i start with? Tanx all

Hi all, tanx Arlington for starting this thread, its been so helpful. I pray God will grant d preg ones safe delivery and grant those ttc too me. I ve been follwing this thread 4 sometimes now, but becos am using my phone to browse it taking me longtime 2 read all d post b4 contributing. I hope am welcome here? I ve been ttc 4 past 1yr now but not. Was not in dsame town with my hus b4 but we ve been together 4 d past 7months now but noting yet. I ve gone 2 see a Doctor, told him i ve a regular period of 26/27 days, do ve painful menses and pain sometimes at d right side of my stomach.

I forgot to add this, my period last for atleast 5days, heavy for the first 2days, was told to take the Ikaclomin with folic acid for 5days starting from the second day of my menses for four. Will stop if pregnancy come. I do have menstural pain. Thanks Doc

Hi Doc, thanks for the wonderful job you been doing on this forum, may God bless you. I have been following this thread for over a year now, but have not posted because some of the post by people have been so helpful.

Am 28yrs, married for 7 month now. Not pregnant yet have gone to see a doctor and he prescribed some drugs for me called Ikaclomin, i think is like Clomid that is been talked about here. When i went to see the Doctor i explained myself to him that even before i got married that i was not using any protection or on any preventive, though i was not stable because i work in a different town from my husband b4, but we are together now and i do have regular period of atleast 27 days, and even when we meet according to my calculation of ovulation noting happened. I was given some drugs maybe for infection cos he asked if i do have discharge and i told him noting abnormal or offensive, i was given the drugs and it was when i came back after a month that he gave me the Ikaclomin which am taking for the second month now. Before my period came i thought i was pregnant becos my boson were so full but the period still came and am beginning to be worried, i have been monitoring myself for over a year even before marriage thinking something would happen but noting. When i went to the Doctor that i do have very painful period and that i use to have pain at the left side of my stomach and i was scared it could be fibroid, i thought he was going to run some text on me but he dint. He just pressed the side of the tommy and said noting was there.
He is a Gynecologist was refered to the hospital by a friend and was told he is good but i noticed he so busy, he works in govt hospital and attends to patient in his clinic in the evening.
Last i forgot i took menstrogen drug in 2008, i told him too if it could be a hindrance. It was a very grave mistake by me, had a pregnancy scare and was advice by a friend to take it to facilitate my period, took it like 3tab but not once for 2 days. I would love to hear your advice and if i should continue with this drug am taking now, was ask to take (Ikaclomin) for 4 months with folic acid.

Thanks