dayokanu:

Wal
na your picture be dat? looks like Half man half weed

Sey Na USA you dey or Naija. Make you go mess ashewo Ja re.  Abeg Any Lady/Woman on here that like to disvirgin me.write me as soon as possible before una ran of luck. Guys go tell una closest lady or female friend.because this di.ck still fresh and the tin go make the lady look fresh.He no be like una di.ck wey don enter millions of pu.ssy. my own di.ck never get virus O

goodass:

@ OP
u no mean say baby-mi no fit do d do? abi u fear she go woundjure u?

Na you she go wound. she no fit wound me. dem never born am to that level make woman wound me for bed

Wetin do you? Abi you dey shayo

Differents kind of advice, think well and be sure you use your money well.

A guy met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dot.com
when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his floppydisk
into her hotmail
she screamed yahoo

This ikebe go put you for trouble,this ikebe go give wahala.ooh oh Ikebe. Abeg no fool yourself. You know say the girl poor and you self mumu no fit find work do, na woman you dey find.make your brain work wella

All these will not make the love last longer or not. Love is love when it comes along, no true or fake love. what happened to those who divorced 20 yrs later after 5 children and they both get married to some one else.poster No waste your time.

You say I dey smoke too much igbo omo he know mean O, Free me now,let me sample you baby,free me now let me ginger you baby

What is the size of your pen.is

Nobody will give you 10% monthly. I searched 1.3 yrs on this, Shares rise and fall and now I am a big losser in shares hoping it should rise someday. I tried mutual funds, all still work same.You can only get 1 % or 1.5 % per month but if you want to make more money, then you should be able to bear the risk of lossing money either. I will recognise investment diversification. Go for different investment because if one falls, the other will lift you up or make you stable. but any investment that will give you 1.2 % monthly will make your money safe. I bought fidelity shares at 12 Naira with 10,000 = #120,000 and now my money is #34,000. Imagine lossing #86,000 in stock I have investment in 2007.What gonna happen if I have invest huge money and some other stocks two which have fallen but I wouldn't want to say it here

darne:

were ni eleyi Sha !!,,
man u go just Die Quick,, Anyways,,
Right Now Am Just Addicted To This N=a=i=r=a=l=a=n=d, I got no G/f So i am not Addicted to one,, But This Thing Called =N=a=i=r=a=l=a=n=d=, Trust me, Its D Best Thing Around Me,,

Go screw yourself Man. Everyone dey mention what he is addicted to, Na you stupid pass because na nairaland you dey addicted too

You don forget wetin Iyawo late Abacha talks, she said her family can never be poor like Dangote if Govt collect all the money wey dey their account. See wetin the people wey carry our money load for underground dey talk and you dissapoint me shouting good people yapa.If them cannot be poor like Dangote, wetin remain again and Dangote na people wey everyone wan be like. I read news.forget that levels and let's catch jokes on nairaland with dirty talks, after all that one no disturb my school and mission, shebi na just to type rubbish. I fit do am online but no be for exam,i no fit because dat one na failure.

ismaeel86:

wale, why are u so dirty minded? don'"t u know that nigeria is undergoin rebranding, so pls wale as a good adviser, i advise that u rebrand that dirty mind of yours and use it for positive and creative things. Nigeria good people great nation

We have original bad management who think of nothing but themselves pocket.the good people have turn to bad people and the youths today are involve in one criminal act or another, the one who are serious are pretenders of future political thugs,keep praying for more Jesus like Fashola, that is the only way Nigeria Can be save, and fashola can never be two because Jesus na only one person, maybe if you can pray for someone like Mohammed. maybe he will assist fashola or someone like Elijah,Moses but not David or else, he go sleep with all una wife.Keep praying for more Jesus badly,maybe God go consider but say good people yapa for Nigeria, for where be that?we are always leading in one crime or the other,yahoo-yahoo, 419, Cocaine dealers, Indiam Hemp dealers,Even i hear say our university certificate na rubbish for abroad,and oyinbo go carry school cert from there come here become Oga again. you don read the lastest news say Nigeria has the second hight rate of HIV after South Africa ?I hope say you never lost, go read your books, look for Good Jobs, visit pastor or alhaji or Babalowo then for political thugs strenght before you know it, you don make am if life no lost

Niger delta millitants rules one side, Tanker drivers rule another side, PHCN self dey rule while Police own Na Baba,Try Soldier you go smell peper, everyone own his power while some group of  people up there are sharing the incomes by themselves and thugs are joining political parties,if you are not strong enough count yourself out of the game in Nigeria and face your personal business like us, but if you wan make money in Nigeria, try become and educated political thug, join the group of people like AC or PDP which are putting our money in their pocket because they are the strong groups now, if you fit perform your thug wella, you go shop part of Nigeria money but if you not fit do that one Abeg go to Niger Delta. but for me.Maybe I will join the education political thugs in Nigeria soon, the educated political thugs are using the ordinary thugs to steal polling boots and rig election, and what make a difference was that, some thugs were educated, the other thugs were illeterate and they team up to win election but the educated thugs end up putting money in their pockets ,stealing with pen and paper.