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How can he repent? |
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One day i felt like doing something stupid, so i took my friend's phone and save my number as FIRST BANK on his contacts. Then i now sent him a text that 500k has been debited from his account at an atm spot bla bla bla. His reactions were instantaneous, he was almost raving mad when i stopped him n told him what i'd done. Well, i woke up the next day in a hospital... I guessed he must have smashed my head with the coca cola bottle... 1 Like |
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On Thursday,september 4, 2012, top music star, D'Banj was dragged to church by his mum as a result of a warning that entertainers should pray against death. This call was made by Pastor Wole Oladiyun of Christ Livingspring Apostolic Church (CLAM), Ogba, Lagos. Close sources to the Pastor told Nigeriafilms.com then that Pastor Wole also warned D'Banj not to join illuminati or else, he would land in hell fire. after the prayer, a picture has emerged online where D'Banj was captured praying fervently like a prayer warrior. His mother and the pastor joined in the prayer. Who says D'Banj is not a prayer warrior?
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pls recheck ur memory, if u want to gist me inform me. What do u knw abt cupy ad paste? >: |
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it's funny but it sound a little try to be sincere, wel i wil work towards it. |
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U said so, but it wont be a calamity to d views. ![]() |
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When i See You Sitting on top of my car Looking up at the sky Gazing at all the stars Thinking of your eyes I wish you were here with me Right by my side with your arms around me I miss everything about you Including your touch I love the way you make me feel Like there is a reason Im here I don't know what I would do without you I hope to never have to find out You mean so much to me You're the reason for everything that I do I close my eyes now Picturing our first kiss The way you held me close And craddled my head A smile appears on my face As I start to remember your embrace I finally decide to go to sleep So that I can see your beautiful face I climb into bed and hold my pillow close Acting as if it is your body I can't wait anymore I want to become your wife I want to fall asleep every night next to your heart And wake up every morning by your soft kisses and touch |
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U must be joking, |
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1] Wen u have worked in a company for 10yrs witout promotion. 2] Wen u fail Maths & English in Waec. 3] Wen u slap a Soldier Man. 4] Wen ur car spends many days @ de mechanic shop dan on de road. 5] Wen u are sleeping in de class wit ur eyes opened. 6] Wen u use candle 2 go & START ur generator. 7] If u are a christain in d mist of Bokoharam & u are claiming 2 be a Muslim & ur phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA" 8] Wen u mistake Super-glue 4 an Eye- drop. 9] Wen u got robbed-off ur black-berry @ noon & they cum bak @ night 2 collect de charger & ur password. 10] Wen u still look damn ugly after taking a photo-shot. 11] Wen u vomit pounded yam wit Egusi soup in de church during a 3days fasting & prayer service. 12] Wen a Rat eats ur name out of all ur original documents. 13] Wen u didn't attend university & u keep looking 4 ur name @ NYSC posting. 14] Wen u are 18+ and u still wear Pampas. 15] Wen u carry candle dey look 4 were fuel dey smell 4rm - (continue, u go soon see am) 16] Wen ur house is on fire & u wan use Gas do fire Extinguisher -(u don die) 17] Wen u call MTN 2 tell dem dat ur free browsing cheat has stopped working. 18] Wen u get Stuck in an Elevator wit a bokoharam suicide bomber. 19] Wen ur only son joins de Nigerian Police Force. 20] Wen d person interviewing u @ ur new job is de same guy u insulted in Traffic -(U go apologise tire) 21] Wen u throw away de money u are suppose 2 pay d conductor instead of de Gala wrapper -(U go cry reach house) 22] Wen u are on top of a motorcycle & de okada man dey PING... (na ur automatic ticket 2 baba God be dat) 23] Wen u submit ur Answer sheet wit ur Expo inside. 24] Wen u finish eating in de Restaurant & u wanna pay & u just realised dat u left ur wallet in de Taxi - (start 2 de prepare ur Grammer) 1 Like |
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berem: -100likes! Shame on you bro!dont blame him, |
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"True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island. To find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing." |
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A pastor was caught by Lefax while breaking into the church's offering safe. The Pastor then shouted; "blessed are those who see and do not talk." Lefax replies; "Amen! For they shall also recieve their share.". A pastor was caught by Lefax while breaking into the church's offering safe. The Pastor then shouted; "blessed are those who see and do not talk." Lefax replies; "Amen! For they shall also recieve their share.". A pastor was caught by Lefax while breaking into the church's offering safe. The Pastor then shouted; "blessed are those who see and do not talk." Lefax replies; "Amen! For they shall also recieve their share.". |
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[s][/s](1)Make all your dreams real by first identifying and then focusing on specific, tangible targets for what you want. . (2)Maintain at least one clearly defined goal for every major interest and role in your life (3). Set your goals so they are directly aligned with your life’s mission, purpose and passion. (4) Create goals high enough to ignite your spirit and inspire you to take action (5) Write down all your goals in specific, measurable detail. (6)Absolutely, unconditionally commit to hitting each of your targets. (7) Share your goals with others for mutual accomplishment. ( ![]() weekly and long-term goals, complete with starting times and completion dates. (9) Take 10 minutes every day to imagine how terrific it will feel when your goals are actually realized. (10)Take an action step toward the attainment of at least one goal every day. |
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