How can he repent?

One day i felt like doing something
stupid, so i took my friend's phone and
save my number as FIRST BANK on his
contacts. Then i now sent him a text
that 500k has been debited from his
account at an atm spot bla bla bla. His reactions were instantaneous, he was
almost raving mad when i stopped him
n told him what i'd done. Well, i woke
up the next day in a hospital... I
guessed he must have smashed my
head with the coca cola bottle...

On Thursday,september 4, 2012, top music
star, D'Banj was dragged to church by
his mum as a result of a warning that
entertainers should pray against
death. This call was made by Pastor
Wole Oladiyun of Christ Livingspring Apostolic Church (CLAM), Ogba, Lagos. Close sources to the Pastor told Nigeriafilms.com then that Pastor Wole also warned D'Banj not to join
illuminati or else, he would land in hell
fire. after the prayer, a picture has
emerged online where D'Banj was
captured praying fervently like a
prayer warrior. His mother and the
pastor joined in the prayer. Who says D'Banj is not a prayer
warrior?

pls recheck ur memory, if u want to gist me inform me. What do u knw abt cupy ad paste? >:

it's funny but it sound a little try to be sincere, wel i wil work towards it.

U said so, but it wont be a calamity to d views.

When i See You Sitting on top of my car
Looking up at the sky Gazing at all the stars
Thinking of your eyes I wish you were here with me
Right by my side with your arms
around me I miss everything about you
Including your touch I love the way you make me feel
Like there is a reason Im here I don't know what I would do without
you
I hope to never have to find out You mean so much to me
You're the reason for everything that I
do I close my eyes now
Picturing our first kiss The way you held me close
And craddled my head A smile appears on my face
As I start to remember your embrace I finally decide to go to sleep
So that I can see your beautiful face I climb into bed and hold my pillow
close
Acting as if it is your body I can't wait anymore
I want to become your wife I want to fall asleep every night next to
your heart
And wake up every morning by your
soft kisses and touch

U must be joking,

1] Wen u have worked in a company
for 10yrs witout promotion. 2] Wen u fail Maths & English in Waec.
3] Wen u slap a Soldier Man.
4] Wen ur car spends many days @ de
mechanic shop dan on de
road.
5] Wen u are sleeping in de class wit ur eyes opened.
6] Wen u use candle 2 go & START ur
generator.
7] If u are a christain in d mist of
Bokoharam & u are claiming 2 be a
Muslim & ur phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8] Wen u mistake Super-glue 4 an Eye-
drop.
9] Wen u got robbed-off ur black-berry
@ noon & they cum bak @ night 2 collect de charger & ur
password.
10] Wen u still look damn ugly after
taking a photo-shot.
11] Wen u vomit pounded yam wit
Egusi soup in de church during a 3days fasting & prayer service.
12] Wen a Rat eats ur name out of all ur
original documents.
13] Wen u didn't attend university & u
keep looking 4 ur name @
NYSC posting. 14] Wen u are 18+ and u still wear
Pampas.
15] Wen u carry candle dey look 4 were
fuel dey smell 4rm -
(continue, u go soon see am)
16] Wen ur house is on fire & u wan use Gas do fire Extinguisher -(u
don die)
17] Wen u call MTN 2 tell dem dat ur free
browsing cheat has
stopped working.
18] Wen u get Stuck in an Elevator wit a bokoharam suicide bomber.
19] Wen ur only son joins de Nigerian
Police Force.
20] Wen d person interviewing u @ ur
new job is de same guy u
insulted in Traffic -(U go apologise tire) 21] Wen u throw away de money u are
suppose 2 pay d conductor
instead of de Gala wrapper -(U go cry
reach house)
22] Wen u are on top of a motorcycle &
de okada man dey PING... (na ur automatic ticket 2 baba God be
dat)
23] Wen u submit ur Answer sheet wit
ur Expo inside.
24] Wen u finish eating in de Restaurant
& u wanna pay & u just realised dat u left ur wallet in de Taxi -
(start 2 de prepare ur
Grammer)

berem: -100likes! Shame on you bro!

dont blame him,

"True friendship multiplies the good in
life and divides its evils. Strive to have
friends, for life without friends is like life
on a desert island. To find one real
friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to
keep him is a blessing."

A pastor was caught by Lefax while
breaking into the church's
offering safe.
The Pastor then shouted;
"blessed are those who see and do not talk."
Lefax replies;
"Amen! For they shall also recieve their
share.".
A pastor was caught by Lefax while
breaking into the church's
offering safe.
The Pastor then shouted;
"blessed are those who see and do not talk."
Lefax replies;
"Amen! For they shall also recieve their
share.".
A pastor was caught by Lefax while
breaking into the church's
offering safe.
The Pastor then shouted;
"blessed are those who see and do not talk."
Lefax replies;
"Amen! For they shall also recieve their
share.".

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