donphilopus: [size=25pt]So, this guy is lucky to have married this beautiful girl with his big eyes....
That means, i have hope of marrying the most beautiful girl with my look[/size]

Isiterere: Where exactly in Ibadan ?

mathskill: "Arindi jatijati" "Olodo Oloshi" OPC ritualist. Oro cultist like you.When did you stop sacrificing human.ode,Oloriburuku. You can run but can't hide.You still dodge issues of substance raised but they come back to hunt you and hence your overblown ego won't let you rest but you still come back to make a fool of yourself.

lol

please speak your BOKO SLANG abeg.

Yoruba is not for blood suckers like you.

DADADIDI, GO TAKE YOUR 12YEARS OLD WIFE WEY THEM RESERVE FOR YOU AND MARRY...

bee-y:
Pls I need to be told which mosque has ever been registered by CAC

mathskill: Your myopic mind is still in the Nzeogwu, immediate post-colonial era syndrome. Given the opportunity i am sure you would want to replay the terrorism he unleashed on the psyche of the Nigerian nation when he woke up one morning and assassinated all notable Northern leaders and their southern sympathizers.What southern economy are talking about? The only growth in the so called southern economy you boast of is fueled by ransom money earned by kidnappers and pirates,baby making factories,oil bunkering, advanced fee fraud,drug pushing,fake universities,counterfeit drugs and the one built with stolen money by southern lead Bank executives Okey Nwosu,Erastus Akingbola,Sebastian Adigwe and Cecelia Ibru. Tell me if it wasn't for the policies of SLS not only would have these banks wound up but also innocent depositors would have lost life savings.

mathskill: "OPONU AYIRADA" is that how you passed english? wonder how you made it through JAMB. "Jealous" to quote you, see how trivial you can get,I wonder who would be jealous of tithe money that is not used for the better of the parishioner's but the bankrolling of the luxurious life style of pastors.Thank God you agree he had a Phd.Bring forth yours. To show the hypocrite you are why didn't you acknowledge his first and second degree in economist.On three consecutive times he won the Central Bank Governor award for Africa,the financial times conferred on him the Global award of Central Governor of the year. The Times listed as one of the 100 most influential people of 2011. I dare say you are the jealous person and you can go hug transformer or better still the turbines at Kainji dam.

YOU ARE THE GREATEST F00L. ARINDI JATIJATI

next time 'English' start with CAPITAL LETTER not small. OLODO OSHI, i wonder how you pass WAEC self.

DID OMOTOLA not make the list of Times most influential people too? so what is the big deal?

If not for Nigeria system, he should be an ISLAMIC TEACHER.

mathskill: Abuses and name calling again.why can't you respond point by point to the issues i raised.I guess you don't have the brain to comprehend what i wrote and respond accordingly.Half baked graduate.That is if you did not forge your result.

See who graduated with 1st class. OPONU AYIRADA.

what has EFCC and TERRORIST GOT TO DO WITH CHURCH?

YOUR SANUSI IS JEALOUS WITH THE MONEY IN THOSE ACCOUNTS BECAUSE HE IS YOUR FRIEND WITH PHD IN ISLAMIC STUDIES.

AGAIN, TELL ALL YOUR ALHAJI TO SUPPORT THE RELIGION NOT BOKOHARAM AND STOP HAVING AFFAIR WITH MARRIED WOMEN LIKE YOUR SANUSI. HIV AIDS IS REAL, IT DOES NOT KNOW MARRIED WOMEN.

mathskill: Conjectures,Fear mongering and name calling are all signs of schizophrenia.You also exhibit symptoms of Sanusiphobis. I strongly advice you seek professional medical(don't go to a pastor for deliverance) attention for your illness."got first hand information from my church elders" is that evidence? Read the newspapers my friend. The questions to be asked is, is the Church the target?if a church has to be registered by the CAC why can't the CBN as for their accounts to be updated? Read the following excerpt from the Puch"The CBN circular, which was obtained by Saturday PUNCH, stated that the DNFBPs include religious and charitable organisations, dealers in jewellery, precious metals and stones, cars and luxury goods, audit firms, tax consultants, clearing and settlement companies, lawyers, notaries, other independent legal practitioners, chartered accountants and trust company service providers.

Others include hotels, casinos, supermarkets, real estate agents, non-governmental organisations, Federal Ministry of Trade and Investment or appropriate regulatory authorities.

It said, “In consideration of some challenges encountered by the Special Control Unit against Money Laundering as a result of the number of persons seeking to enjoy late compliance, the CBN has decided to further extend the second deadline of April 30, 2013 by eight months to December 31, 2013.”

The bank warned DNFBPs that were yet to register to take advantage of the extension or risk losing their accounts.

Under the new regime, the designated institutions are required to fill forms listing their shareholders and directors.

Religious organisations are registered under Act C of the Companies and Allied Matters Act which is for non-governmental organisations while the new regime has placed them under Act F, which applies to businesses.

They are also required to get their forms endorsed by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, as part of CBN’s ongoing tracking of sources of funds for Boko Haram and other terrorist groups in the country". If anyone is indirectly mentioned is in fact the Islamic religion as Boko Haram is mentioned which is synonimous with Islam(albeit wrong).
When You start taking your pills and their is remarkable improvement in your health please let me know so we can discuss further.

greenmouse: this is just a shout out to all my webmasters:

@seun, @slyrox, @yewatide, @miracle4, @dhtml, and others that I didn't mention here

Am thinking of all of us coming together to host web design fair in Lagos ? How about this Idea.

@graphicplus and @brandnew how una dey, advice is needed from all angle ?

jaystunt: I am the first born in a family of 6 but I hardly ever get the honour or respect that a first born is entitled to.
I'm what u can refer to as a 'figure head' as my dad who's never scared to show his favoritism to my immediate brother thinks he as the 'real deal', hence leaving me relegated to the background. He(my brother) was not quite good with his books but skilled with his hands, and I was the opposite. My dad is a sucker for people like that but to do it in his home at the detriment of his first child is what I've been grappling with for over 20yrs of my life.

Right from when we were very young my kid bro has been very close to my dad and when I got to secondary school and subsequently the uni, it only made the gap btw him and myself wider. We never got together like a father and child do. I remember poisoning myself in junior high when I just couldn't cope with the situation.

Fast forward 5yrs after college, the family split only (a yr ago). Dad relocated to Ibadan and I and my two brothers stayed put in Lagos but in my apartment. He visits every month, but I see nothing changed in the way he behaves towards me.

Only recently I got to know he's about selling one of his houses out. He gave my immediate brother the papers and the all clear to sell It. When I got wind of the information, I wept like a baby as I never thought he could do that to me.
My immediate brother knows pretty well that dad is on his side and hardly respects me in my own flat. It's even gotten to a stage where I feel like throwing him out. He's such a nuisance this days to me not because I'm jealous but his disregard for me as his senior.

I'm a year older but his attitude towards is dat of an elder brother to his junior. My dad still gets things from me but his loyalty and love rests on my brother.

I honestly don't know what to do to get this depression of me.

Guys how can I stay and lead a happy life amidst dis mess! Pls help!

musKeeto:
bomb power pass God power o.. D day my eye shine na d day dem blow bomb for church on xmas day.. My bro, lions den safe pass church for north o.. Be wise

Dual Core: Puzuwe, there's still a lot of cleaning to do on that site other than what the OP pointed out (which you have cleaned without even a Thank you).

Here's one of the many more:
https://payfas.com/helpdesk/knowledgebase.php?category=3

That link has two occurrences of the word "voguepay", as it was a copy paste job. Voguepay should sue you.

The 115 cardinal electors entered the conclave in the Sistine’s Renaissance splendor on Tuesday and held their first inconclusive ballot that evening.

Black smoke emerged again on Wednesday after the cardinals held two morning ballots. Before returning to the conclave they had prayed for inspiration from God to choose a leader who can lead the Church out of scandal and internal strife.

Two more sessions will be held on Wednesday afternoon under a schedule that sees four votes each day. When the new pontiff is elected, white smoke will billow from the makeshift chimney above the chapel and the bells of St Peter’s Basilica will ring.

The black smoke on Wednesday caused disappointment among excited crowds braving incessant rain in St. Peter’s Square, but few had expected a decision so soon after the conclave began.

“You can’t expect a microwave pope. It’s a process. These men are trying carefully to work out who should be the next to lead them. I am kind of happy it wasn’t white smoke because I just showed up,” 34-year-old American artist and missionary Adrian Britton told Reuters in the sprawling square.

“I am a bit disappointed because we wanted to see the white smoke, and we’re only here for one more day,” said 25-year-old Austrian student Daniela Weber as she stood among the hundreds of spectators sheltering under umbrellas.

Dual Core: There is a difference between traffic and conversion.

Nairaland is guaranteed to give you traffic (by sending 500 Garri posters and a few serious people your way).

The likelihood that one single garri poster will pay for your service is zero(zero conversion, at least 500 pageviews).
The likelihood that the few serious ones will patronize you is there but really will you be in profit after paying 60k to get them 20 people to buy a product of 5000 where you profit on the product is 3000 Naira?

So really when one looks at the quality of threads and comments that hit the frontpage, one has to think well about what to really spend 60k per month on.

Ternalange: My website is still not up. What are u guys telling your clients? Please, if any of ur sites comes back online culd u guys let me know. And d icpc story, i'm hoping its a joke