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Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Don Jazzy Makeup...Take A Pic Together by ykkool: 10:41pm On Jan 03, 2016
God purnish this MOD i be the first to create this thread I no make front page and another person create am an hour later and make front page. Nairaland don be politics again undecided
Celebrities / Don Jazzy Settled Fight With Olamide. by ykkool: 9:30pm On Jan 03, 2016
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Culture / Re: List Of Yoruba Dialects by ykkool: 11:09pm On Apr 22, 2015
dhsfbi:
Modakeke-Osun State.
They speak oyo in modakeke-Osun state

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Politics / As The Election Stands On Votemonitor App (at The Moment) by ykkool: 11:31pm On Mar 28, 2015
General Mohammadu Buhari winning with 71.4%

Education / Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by ykkool: 8:22pm On Feb 08, 2015
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Health / A Nose Grows On One Man's Forehead by ykkool: 10:11pm On Sep 26, 2013
A new nose has been grown by surgeons on a patient's forehead, so it can be transplanted to replace his original one.

Xiaolian, 22, didn't look after his badly damaged nose following a traffic accident in August 2012.

The infection corroded the cartilage of his nose, making it impossible for surgeons to fix it.

They then decided to grow him a new one at a hospital in Fuzhou in Fujian province, China.

It was grown by placing a skin tissue expander onto Xiaolian's forehead, cutting it into the shape of a nose and planting cartilage taken from his ribs.

The surgeons said that the new nose is in good shape and the transplant surgery could be performed soon.

Mr Shehan Hettiaratchy is Chief of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery at the Imperial College Healthcare NHS Trust and a member of the British Association of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgeons (BAPRAS).

He says: "The forehead is a traditional place to get extra tissue from to rebuild a nose. The skin from there is a good match for nose skin.

"Most importantly, the forehead skin can be moved to the nose and keep its blood supply, which is essential otherwise the skin would die."
Crime / Star Pupil’s Video Game Robbery’ Fail by ykkool: 6:38am On Sep 25, 2013
A STAR pupil who carried out a video game-style bank robbery was turned in to police after being rumbled by his mother.

The 15-year-old fled with £2,200 in cash after holding up a bank armed with a BB gun.

Two days later, his mother found the dye-stained money and his weapon when tidying his room.

She placed the gun on the living room coffee table and called a family conference before marching him to the police station.

District judge Ian Lomax said: ‘It’s an armed robbery but not in the conventional sense most people would recognise. It’s a bizarre, surreal case of a young man almost acting like a real-life action video game.’

The boy pulled his coat hood over his head and a scarf over his face as he went into a branch of Barclays bank in Liverpool on Friday.

Brandishing his fake weapon, he handed over an empty bag and told the cashier: ‘I’m not f***ing messing around. Fill that up with money.

‘Don’t do anything stupid. I have just got out of prison after five years.’

Staff filled the bag with so-called dummy money, which stains with a dye when it is taken from the building. Yesterday, prosecutor Debra Chan told Liverpool crown court: ‘He wanted the money because he was envious of other people who had material things he wanted.’

Esther Leach, defending, said he was ‘a model pupil’ and ‘doing fantastically well at school’. She added: ‘He comes from a very, very good family.’

The teenager admitted two counts of robbery and one of possessing an imitation firearm with intent to cause fear of violence. He was bailed ahead of his sentencing on October 15, when he is likely to receive ‘a substantial custodial sentence’.
Politics / Major Hamza Al- Mustapha Discharged And Acquitted. by ykkool: 12:54pm On Jul 12, 2013
The former Chief Security Officer to the Late Nigerian Head of State, Gen Sani Abacha, Major Hamza Al- Mustapha, has been discharged and acquitted of the alleged conspiracy and murder charges leveled against him.
He was freed this morning by the Lagos Division of the Appeal Court.

Al- Mustapha was sentenced to death last year over alleged murder of the Late wife of MKO Abiola after the cancellation of June 12 Election.
Romance / Ashawo Problem – Funny Video by ykkool: 2:55pm On Jun 10, 2013
Watch this video and tell what you think is their problem. Th

e boy is saying he will not pay because the ashawo did not complete the job.

But the girl is saying something different altogether. Is this girl a real ashawo or is the boy trying to play a fast one?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ2y2-nFYBo&feature=player_embedded#!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Exclusive: Carlos Tevez Garden Duty Pictures by ykkool: 11:04am On Apr 10, 2013
His probation van and Porsche before ban

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Exclusive: Carlos Tevez Garden Duty Pictures by ykkool: 11:03am On Apr 10, 2013
Carlos Tevez doing community service for flouting a driving ban, was ordered to work at a garden centre.

Jokes Etc / The English Language In 24 Accents by ykkool: 10:33pm On Mar 20, 2013

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Real Life Sign-posts And Notices by ykkool: 8:16pm On Mar 18, 2013
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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by ykkool: 6:30pm On Jan 25, 2013
[quote author=ndigbo]
he has scored two goals for chelsea fc, in carling and fa cup respectively.

he aslo scored against Zimbabwe in 2006 ACN, 2008 ACN against Benin and 2012 ACN qualifying against Liberia.
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by ykkool: 6:19pm On Jan 25, 2013
ndigbo:
Help me ask am o


he has scored two goals for chelsea fc, in carling and fa cup respectively,
Crime / Re: Sentenced To Death For Drug Trafficking by ykkool: 5:37pm On Jan 23, 2013
#GBAM

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by ykkool: 9:02pm On Jan 21, 2013
inexperience is the first name of this boys
Sports / Re: Football Players Needed (UNITED KINGDOM) by ykkool: 10:46pm On Jan 15, 2013
uniqueconsults:
If you are a skilled footballer from ages 17 to 25 who wishes to play for an international club,then here's a free opportunity for you to play in UK.
Interested Candidate should send there CV/Resume,scanned copy of any certificate achieved(if any)
Full Name and Address
Email Address
Phone Number
And a personal message as a summary to: martin.ogbonna@live.com

Martin Ogbonna
martin.ogbonna@live.com
tel: +447024048366

@op prove me wrong, am very sure that number is fake and u are a scammer
Sports / Re: Football Players Needed (UNITED KINGDOM) by ykkool: 10:43pm On Jan 15, 2013
Guys be careful i don't think this person is a genuine football agent, his uk number is fake, cos there is no uk number that starts with +4470..(070) without the uk international dialing code. a genuine uk number starts with 075,074,078...... i think he might have create the number on the ukfreenumber sites.
Family / Re: What Do You Say When Someone Sneezes Around You: "Bless You"?? by ykkool: 8:34pm On Jan 15, 2013
Bless you
Food / Re: Have You Ever Eaten Termite? by ykkool: 8:21pm On Jan 15, 2013
esunsun
Politics / Re: What Can Be Done To Curb Corruption In Nigeria? by ykkool: 8:03pm On Jan 15, 2013
Revolution [code][/code]simple
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Top 10: Mario Balotelli’s Craziest Moments As A Manchester City Player by ykkool: 5:00pm On Jan 14, 2013
There are so many stories floating around the Etihad Stadium about the colourful Italian it is often difficult to distinguish fact from fiction.


But here are top ten tales surrounding the former Inter Milan marksman who just can’t seem to keep out of trouble.

1. CAR CRASH (August 2010)
Balotelli crashes his Audi R8 en route to the club’s training ground just days after signing for City and tells police the reason he has £5,000 on him is ‘because I am rich’.

2. WILSHERE SNUB (December 2010)
After beating Jack Wilshere to FIFA’s Young Player of the Year award, Balotelli claims he has never heard of the England and Arsenal midfielder.

3. DARTS DRAMA (March 2011)
Balotelli does his best Phil Taylor impersonation by throwing a dart at a City youth team player. He lacks the accuracy of the 16-time world champion, however, and escapes punishment as no-one is hurt.

4. BACK-HEEL BLUNDER (July 2011)
A furious Mancini substitutes the Italian in a pre-season friendly against LA Galaxy after performs a pirouette then back-heels his attempted finish wide when clean through on goal.

5. FIREWORK EXPLOSIVES (October 2011)
There’s another rocket aimed in Balotelli’s direction after a firework is set off in the bathroom at his home prompting a call to the fire brigade. The next day, he scores in the Manchester derby and celebrates by revealing a T-shirt which reads: ‘Why always me?’

6. CURFEW CALAMITY (December 2011)
Balotelli fails to curry favour with Mancini after breaking a 48-hour curfew and visiting an Indian restaurant before a big match against Chelsea.

7. RICHARDS RUMPUS (December 2011)
A few days later Balotelli is involved in training ground shenanigans with team-mate Micah Richards.

8. PARKER PALAVER (January 2012)
Balotelli appears to stamp on the head of Tottenham midfielder Scott Parker and is handed a four-match ban after being charged with violent conduct by the Football Association. The incident was missed by the referee and Balotelli wins a late penalty which gives City victory.

9. HOGGING CENTRE STAGE (March 2012)
Officials and media representatives are stunned as Balotelli gatecrashes an Inter Milan press conference to announce the appointment of their new coach Andrea Stramaccioni.

10. TRANING GROUND CLASH WITH MANCINI (JANUARY 2013)
Mario Balotelli involved in a training ground bust-up with manager Roberto Mancini.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by ykkool: 10:29pm On Dec 19, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by ykkool: 10:27pm On Dec 19, 2012
goallllllllll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by ykkool: 10:15pm On Dec 19, 2012
poor ball from no. 9 undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by ykkool: 10:13pm On Dec 19, 2012
moses grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by ykkool: 11:21pm On Dec 11, 2012
hmmmm
Programming / Re: Programmers: Share Your Twitter Handle by ykkool: 11:38pm On Nov 26, 2012
@whykaycool follow me and get instant follow bk

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