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Re: The Definition Of Trouble by maasoap(m): 8:09pm On Aug 27, 2012
[/quote] When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.
[/quote] Mehn.
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:11pm On Aug 27, 2012
Trouble is:

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire.
O boy na nemesis be dat oo grin grin
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by lordspiritual(m): 8:12pm On Aug 27, 2012
[size=28pt]When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force. [/size] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by folahann(m): 8:15pm On Aug 27, 2012
Now that is funny. I really laughed
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by flow1759: 8:16pm On Aug 27, 2012
Trouble na wen u carry candle dey look if fuel for ur generator still remain.......... Nahim be say boko haram don pay u visit be dat
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:23pm On Aug 27, 2012
@ Vicky, that statement about my reward, please complete it. Lol...
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:23pm On Aug 27, 2012
Men!i i no fit shout o! My chest won burst!! Damn!!
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:29pm On Aug 27, 2012
~vicky~:





2 is ok cheesy cheesy
nah 5 is better,at least its nt listed as trouble
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:29pm On Aug 27, 2012
HNosegbe: @ Vicky, that statement about my reward, please complete it. Lol...

MUKINA joor!!! grin grin (am not scared cheesy cheesy cheesy)
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:31pm On Aug 27, 2012
centje: nah 5 is better,at least its nt listed as trouble

5 shocked shocked shocked shocked na big trouble be dat o
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by ismokeweed1(f): 8:31pm On Aug 27, 2012
omodapson:
undecided
New chorus on nairaland.

my dear na the new responsorial psalm be dat o
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by honeric01(m): 8:33pm On Aug 27, 2012
~vicky~:


MUKINA joor!!! grin grin (am not scared cheesy cheesy cheesy)

Mukina of all women? i hope he's circumcised?
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by djeezy(m): 8:34pm On Aug 27, 2012
TROUBLE: when Boko Haram catches you and you claim to be a muslim and suddenly your phone rings with the ringtone ''All power belongs to Jesus''. Nice joke above, thanks poster, 'ts really funny.

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Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Booty4me: 8:35pm On Aug 27, 2012
The lanlord part cracked me up lol.. What a way 2 end the day
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:35pm On Aug 27, 2012
~vicky~:


5 shocked shocked shocked shocked na big trouble be dat o
@HNosegbe...u gree say 5 consecutive nites wif mukina nah trouble?
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:38pm On Aug 27, 2012
honeric01:

Mukina of all women? i hope he's circumcised?

*eyes rolling* werin concern you angry angry
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by olabiz2010: 8:42pm On Aug 27, 2012
Me don laff sote d Ogidiga wey i drink common for ma nose...OP you are da bomb. 10 gbosa for you
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by lucom: 8:45pm On Aug 27, 2012
When you feel like doing poopoo on top of third mainland bridge and you are inside BRT... real trouble

When Usain Bolt dey chase you for dream with a cutlass... double trouble please wake up
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by ofomilad(m): 8:46pm On Aug 27, 2012
very funny, ki dis is a good joke

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Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 8:58pm On Aug 27, 2012
@ Vicky, why are u offering me Mukina? She don old na... But you...

@ Honeric, what do u mean by that? Are you questioning my competence?

@ centje, Like I said, Muki is too old for me, so it can't work. Unless she's a cougar and I'm a gigolo. Vicky on the other hand...
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by olenyi: 9:04pm On Aug 27, 2012
Wow!!!. @op.
This is off the hinges. Damn hilarious. Two Thumps up
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 9:13pm On Aug 27, 2012
Trouble is when u got big front and back and u end up spending a night in my room undecided
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Decryptor(m): 9:16pm On Aug 27, 2012
Trouble is when you take a girl out with 3k and after eating in the restaurant, the waiter says your bill is N3,850
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by jamngr84(m): 9:27pm On Aug 27, 2012
this is so funny. cheesy grin grin grin grin grin[color=#000099][/color]
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by dtemidare: 9:29pm On Aug 27, 2012
Decryptor: Trouble is when you take a girl out with 3k and after eating in the restaurant, the waiter says your bill is N3,850

Like girls will usually do they will have the 850 in thier bags and keep quiet and will be happy watching u speak english. We are so cunning.
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Decryptor(m): 9:30pm On Aug 27, 2012
Trouble is when u were watching p.o.r.n on ur laptop and hibernated it then went out to visit a neighbour only for you to come back and find out that your dad who is the church building committee treasurer took your laptop to show your pastor and some of the church workers/elders who visited the names of people who have donated that he saved in MS Excel on your PC.

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Re: The Definition Of Trouble by damilarelr(m): 9:32pm On Aug 27, 2012
Trouble is when you hold 5,000 naira note and you're looking for change that will cover your transport fare..

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