HNosegbe: Trouble is:

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
And,
When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.

Menendez: Wot on earth do you pple mean sef......Patience Johnathan can lecturing all of you any time.....after all at a recent launching in Bayelsa, she donated her family on behalf of 2 million Naira .....now which of you Nlanders can do dat?...don't insult my first lady oohhhh....mstchewww

Decryptor: Trouble is when you take a girl out with 3k and after eating in the restaurant, the waiter says your bill is N3,850

olabiz2010: When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

LesbianBoy: I don laff sotay i fall down from bed..... btw, anybody that doesnt laugh for this joke has a poor sense of humour

Decryptor: Trouble is when u were watching p.o.r.n on ur laptop and hibernated it then went out to visit a neighbour only for you to come back and find out that your dad who is the church building committee treasurer took your laptop to show your pastor and some of the church workers/elders who visited the names of people who have donated that he saved in MS Excel on your PC.

Exponental: Omo......... I laff ooooo.
Dat okada pinging make me laff, so tey I mess infront of oga.

HNosegbe: @ Vicky, why are u offering me Mukina? She don old na... But you...

@ centje, Like I said, Muki is too old for me, so it can't work. Unless she's a cougar and I'm a gigolo. Vicky on the other hand...

HNosegbe: @ Vicky, why are u offering me Mukina? She don old na... But you...

@ centje, Like I said, Muki is too old for me, so it can't work. Unless she's a cougar and I'm a gigolo. Vicky on the other hand...

nah...Muki is d best

kisibo:

So na rice again and thx to d pple dat gav u gari ooo...abeg dis guy problem never finish na rice e remain so pple of nld help him out...God bless as u gv d needy.