Lwkmd! I dont laugh the hell out of my floating ribs

~vicky~:



nah...Muki is d best

How do you know? Instead of you to talk about yourself, you're talking about Mukina. Tell us about yourself.

For he that is pursued by Usain Bolt, if you can run the first 100 metres under the influence of adrenalin because of fear of death, then you may escape him because his athletic prowess is only superb for 100 metres, then reduce for 200 metres. After that 200 metres adrenalin run, you may finally escaped. But if those marathon mountaineers of Kenya, Ethiopia and Eritria, etc are your pursuers, then you may not escape it because after your initial adrenalin run, the marathoner will still be pursuing you without being tired, even at a distance that could have made you or Usain Bolt collapse.

Chessboard still post the best Joke of the year( make i add mine)

* When you ask OBJ about Beauty tips
* When you give James Ibori your chequebook to keep for you
* When you call BOKO Haram Peace keepers
* when you ask TUFACE for Tips on Family planning

Trouble is wen d person u splash dirty water on, while driving is ur wicked lecturer............ Na carry over b dat oh

I laff sotay d girl wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sell garri no collect money 4 my hand, thank Gawd d joke affect d price of garri i buy

Lol these guys got me typing " how does this affect price of garri " on google .

Still trying to picture Usain bolt with a big Machete pursuing me ...damn ! ama have to plead plead .

Hahahahahaha...you too much. Hypertension medicine for sure. Kudos

trouble is when msdarkin and 190 were lock up in a room for 2hr

Exponental: Omo......... I laff ooooo.
Dat okada pinging make me laff, so tey I mess infront of oga.

if ur mess make oga vormit....consider searching for another job.........lolz

Jaidey-one:
Hungry fool. So ur existence revolves around garri alone abi? That's why u don't know a joke when u see one. Reta*rd

abeg iam a big boi- na d price of rice i inquire on?

trouble is you are lying with your wife on the same bed and she wants to call you and mistakenly calls you by your landlord's name

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just
beg. Guy u funny i swear, where d pson wan run go na

@op
Nice one

i can't help but laugh out loud

Trouble is when Seun Closes this thread

Exponental: Omo......... I laff ooooo.
Dat okada pinging make me laff, so tey I mess infront of oga.

omo dat na anoda trouble lolz...

trouble is when you forgot you were cooking with boiling ring and you suddenly remembered two hours after you got to work

yemstok: Trouble is when Seun Closes this thread

Trouble for him pocket

Ubiero: Ohhhhhh! This is so so hilarious. I mean, provide proof of the mosquito u tried to kill on papa's bald head.

if you kill the mosquito then there is proof. But imagine the mosquito escaped...hmmm

Real troubl wen victor ikpeba is appointed minister of information

Trouble is wen u place ur tent for party on lagos- ibadan express road nd u put party in progress... Road block

lmao una no go kill me here,what a negative inspiration

flow1759: Trouble na wen u carry candle dey look if fuel for ur generator still remain.......... Nahim be say boko haram don pay u visit be dat

my belle o my head...una no go kill me here o

very funny and nice

Trouble is when u de waka on a single path and looking up u saw UNDERTAKER the wrestler.

LWKMD!!!!!

Op,

Your fada........























.......is a rich man

Mzsolex: lolz, I dey try picture that 'Ussain Bolt chasing you wif cutlass', no be fun o

u
usain bolt dey run for medal you dey run for ya life

Nice one....

Acidosis: Trouble is when youre preaching on the pulpit and a parcel of condom falls from your bre..a st pocket

dt is simple, just say "brethren this is what people in the world use, i want to show u so dt u dnt use it" or simply put " brethren are u shocked? Dt is how u people shock God" then say example 2, continue ur sermon and be careful. Hahahahaha

freshboy88: Trouble Ȋ̝̊̅§ when charlie boy na Ɣ☺ΰЯ cell mate 4 prison (ọ̥'boy u don collect akpako bi †ђã†)

lwkmd! That one na indirect death sentence for dead spacing with a lion in a den