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Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Liverpoolfc(m): 2:37pm On Aug 28, 2012
Real trouble is when people already call u DOCTOR and u fail mbbs exam, when people call u barrister and u fail in law school.
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by chiochio1(m): 3:45pm On Aug 28, 2012
I was thinking you were about to bleep the OP grin
Elos Agos: Op,

Your fada........























.......is a rich man
grin
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by taju4ac(m): 3:53pm On Aug 28, 2012
Ojukwu now in 5000 note instead of the 3 women?
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Olarindeabiola(f): 4:07pm On Aug 28, 2012
i don laugh traya ......na trouble wen ur boss caught u on bed with his wife dat one na automatic sack letter
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by kingdaveu2: 4:08pm On Aug 28, 2012
oboy tears de commot 4 my eye oh.nigerian are creative in comedy.why not be creative in ICT development[color=#006600][/color]
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Koolking(m): 4:23pm On Aug 28, 2012
HNosegbe: Trouble is:

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.

Dude, you want kill person with laff buahahahahahaha
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by hakwise(m): 4:55pm On Aug 28, 2012
When a mad woman ask for Ɣø̲̣̣Your pin says Ɣø̲̣̣Your sexy grin !!
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by luckynzo(m): 5:59pm On Aug 28, 2012
I can't stop laffing.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by dayokanu(m): 7:26pm On Aug 28, 2012
Trouble is when your plane lands in China and you mistakenly pick a luggage filled with cocaine belonging to someone else
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by dnawah(m): 9:43pm On Aug 28, 2012
When my girlfriend eat suya she no wash hand come scratch down below in d middle of d nit.i have 2 call 4 reinforcement of 10 cans of water.
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 28, 2012
HNosegbe: Trouble is:

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.

When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the Year.
Abegi...

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!

When ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.
wish i cud hand u a trophy!
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by latino91(m): 10:38pm On Aug 28, 2012
Op am sueing u for inciting irrepressible lafta...haba! U too gbaski..hahahaha!
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by LordReed(m): 11:20pm On Aug 28, 2012
HNosegbe: Trouble is:
When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.

How is this trouble?
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by MyVicky: 2:44am On Aug 29, 2012
I almost 'laffed' troway my system !!!! Ironic!!!
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by bashydemy(m): 10:10am On Aug 29, 2012
dayokanu: Trouble is when your plane lands in China and you mistakenly pick a luggage filled with cocaine belonging to someone else
haha here come another biggest trouble
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by ohbejay(m): 3:13pm On Aug 29, 2012
o boi............i wanna buy you disc oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..i laugh so teee i wanna mistakenly use acid wash my face fink is water..10/10
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by yvonnejoe(f): 6:22pm On Aug 29, 2012
Wen u liv nd work in owerri n u come back home l8t 1 9yt n u tell ur wife, 'baby i had an important meetin @ ph' n she switch on d bed room lyt n sees dat ur left chic has a red lip print on it.
Now u'l nt knw if 2 blame ur secretary,ur boss,b fuel gurl @ d station,or d hotel room srvice.
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by JERRYAVICER4U(m): 10:19pm On Aug 29, 2012
Troublem is when u complen 2 doctor say Dr. i mistakely swallow a rat oo Dr. Go just say is simple just go and swallow cat na

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Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Ubado: 12:07am On Aug 30, 2012
Lols.
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by yemstok(m): 11:15am On Sep 03, 2012
Trouble is when you wear a customized T Shirt that has "I LOVE BOKO HARAM" as its inscription come enter Army Barracks. grin grin
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Chokolee(m): 4:38pm On Sep 03, 2012
yemstok: Trouble is when you wear a customized T Shirt that has "I LOVE BOKO HARAM" as its inscription come enter Army Barracks. grin grin
....
Na die ooo..dem go drill u die!!
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by dersk13: 7:04pm On Sep 03, 2012
My guy u 2 much abeg. Ha ha ha :DMy guy u 2 much abeg. Ha ha ha
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by satos: 10:28am On Sep 04, 2012
na sack be that.
Exponental: Omo......... I laff ooooo.
Dat okada pinging make me laff, so tey I mess infront of oga.
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Doggieman(m): 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2012
Trouble is when you submit your examination scripts with your omokirikiri inside... grin(ff on twitter @i_am_Dozie)
Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Nobody: 6:05pm On Sep 22, 2012
HNosegbe: Trouble is:

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.

When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the Year.
Abegi...

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!

When ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.
lmaooo, as in ehn, na im be say your trouble don reach part 6.

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