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Yo Mamma, by JOEFY: 6:04am On Mar 03, 2008 |
DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERON ABOVE YOU, NOW DISS MY MAMA CAUSE I'M ABOVE YOU AND SO ON. RULES, ANYTHING GOES, JUST DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERSON ABOVE YOU. NO SHAKING. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:09am On Mar 03, 2008 |
joefy, yo mamma so poor, she can't even pay attention, yo mamma so fat, it takes her a whole year to turn around. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by simmy(m): 10:21am On Mar 04, 2008 |
yo mamma got a doctor to put a pussy on her hips so she could make moni on the side |
Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 11:20am On Mar 04, 2008 |
@simmy yo mama is so fat . she nicknamed her right fist fat joe so she could make you lean back |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Sharn06: 11:31am On Mar 04, 2008 |
your momma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car 1 Like |
Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 12:58pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
lol, yo momma is so fat that she is still stuck in 2007 |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 4:17pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
bolaji, your mama's teeth is as yellow as the son, your mama so dum, she failed an hiv test. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 5:46pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
J-UNIT YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH DAILY WITH THE HAIR ON YA POPSY'S PRIVATES .LOL |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 9:25am On Mar 05, 2008 |
bolajibaok, your mama so stupid she thinks lasagne is some kind of disease |
Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 9:42am On Mar 05, 2008 |
lasagne, hilarious @omo ibo your momma is so fat she personally occupied a whole truck that carries 69 cows alone |
Re: Yo Mamma, by dantolee(m): 10:06am On Mar 05, 2008 |
yo mama is sooo big, the last time she bent over, we had a solar eclipse, yo mama is so ugly, she can make an onion cry, yo mama is soooo fat, that when she jumped for joy!, she got stuck, the last time yo mama wore high heels she struck oil, yo mama is so ugly, that when she got a job at a retired old folks home, they went out of business, the dead sea became dead because yo mama decided to take a bath, she's sooo big, that when she went diving in kuramo beach, they had a tsunami, called it "el- yo mama" 1 Like
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Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 05, 2008 |
bolajibaok:hahahahahahahahahahahahah, good come back! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by nextbeatz(m): 10:39am On Mar 05, 2008 |
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:03am On Mar 05, 2008 |
your mama is as dark as the end of my pot. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by nextbeatz(m): 11:08am On Mar 05, 2008 |
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:30pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
yo mama so fat everytime she jumps and falls, an earthquaqe occurs. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by edosioo(f): 9:31am On Mar 06, 2008 |
yo momma so dumb the only time she hears the number 9 is when she listens to modenine |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 10:46am On Mar 06, 2008 |
yo mama is as old as mount everest, she's so old wven the motuary is jealous, are teeths are so yellow, the sun is jealous. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by nextbeatz(m): 1:37pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
edosioo: edosioo: @ edosioo They abuse the next person's mom not give props!!! i mean it shows the person's mom is hip hop, You dumb Dumb |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:59am On Mar 12, 2008 |
nextbeatz, ur mama so dum she gave birth to you. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by edosioo(f): 6:06am On Mar 12, 2008 |
j unit yo momma is so dumb . she told u that g-unit is the same as j-unit |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:44pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
edioso ur mamma so dum, she is not really your mama,she forgot where she put you. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by edosioo(f): 5:46am On Mar 14, 2008 |
@j unit yo momma is as dumb as sharn06., she got permanently banned for commiting the same offence 3 times |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 1:50pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
yo momma is so dumb she sent me a fax wit a stamp on it yo momma is so ugly she went to a stripper club and got paid to put her clothes on, |
Re: Yo Mamma, by deola1(m): 3:27pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
what! u guyz are off the chain |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 9:41am On Mar 28, 2008 |
deola ur momma's so ugly when she was born they taught she was d real baby's poo so they kept waitin 4 d real baby |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FLOWSHOW: 11:56am On Mar 28, 2008 |
lol markolini u dey craze |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 4:14pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
flow u moma is so dumb when she bought her sanitary pad she poured urine on it, when asked y she did it,she said she was testing it's durability, your moma is so ugly she can't get a plastic surgery, everytime she goes to the hospital they go outta business |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 6:29pm On Mar 30, 2008 |
sumone plssssss diss my mama, joey u started d thread u ain't said nuffin yet, y u at?? |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 2:27pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
nobody wants to post right? |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:30pm On Apr 07, 2008 |
markolini your mama so ugly that when she was born your grandma threw her away but away threw her back. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 9:07pm On Apr 08, 2008 |
lol nice one your moma is so ugly when she was thrown into a heap of dirt they couldn't find her, she blended perfectely wit the trash |
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