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Yo Mamma, by JOEFY: 6:04am On Mar 03, 2008
DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERON ABOVE YOU, NOW DISS MY MAMA CAUSE I'M ABOVE YOU AND SO ON.

RULES, ANYTHING GOES, JUST DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERSON ABOVE YOU. NO SHAKING.
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:09am On Mar 03, 2008
joefy, yo mamma so poor, she can't even pay attention, yo mamma so fat, it takes her a whole year to turn around.
Re: Yo Mamma, by simmy(m): 10:21am On Mar 04, 2008
yo mamma got a doctor to put a pussy on her hips so she could make moni on the side
Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 11:20am On Mar 04, 2008
@simmy
yo mama is so fat . she nicknamed her right fist fat joe so she could make you lean back
Re: Yo Mamma, by Sharn06: 11:31am On Mar 04, 2008
your momma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car

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Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 12:58pm On Mar 04, 2008
lol, yo momma is so fat that she is still stuck in 2007
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 4:17pm On Mar 04, 2008
bolaji, your mama's teeth is as yellow as the son, your mama so dum, she failed an hiv test.
Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 5:46pm On Mar 04, 2008
J-UNIT

YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH DAILY WITH THE HAIR ON YA POPSY'S PRIVATES .LOL
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 9:25am On Mar 05, 2008
bolajibaok, your mama so stupid she thinks lasagne is some kind of disease
Re: Yo Mamma, by bolajibaok(m): 9:42am On Mar 05, 2008
lasagne, hilarious

@omo ibo
your momma is so fat she personally occupied a whole truck that carries 69 cows alone
Re: Yo Mamma, by dantolee(m): 10:06am On Mar 05, 2008
yo mama is sooo big, the last time she bent over, we had a solar eclipse,

yo mama is so ugly, she can make an onion cry,

yo mama is soooo fat, that when she jumped for joy!, she got stuck,

the last time yo mama wore high heels she struck oil,

yo mama is so ugly, that when she got a job at a retired old folks home, they went out of business,

the dead sea became dead because yo mama decided to take a bath,

she's sooo big, that when she went diving in kuramo beach, they had a tsunami, called it "el- yo mama"

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Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 05, 2008
bolajibaok:

lasagne, hilarious

@omo ibo
your momma is so fat she personally occupied a whole truck that carries 69 cows alone
hahahahahahahahahahahahah, good come back!
Re: Yo Mamma, by nextbeatz(m): 10:39am On Mar 05, 2008
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:03am On Mar 05, 2008
your mama is as dark as the end of my pot.
Re: Yo Mamma, by nextbeatz(m): 11:08am On Mar 05, 2008
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:30pm On Mar 05, 2008
yo mama so fat everytime she jumps and falls, an earthquaqe occurs.
Re: Yo Mamma, by edosioo(f): 9:31am On Mar 06, 2008
yo momma so dumb the only time she hears the number 9 is when she listens to modenine
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 10:46am On Mar 06, 2008
yo mama is as old as mount everest, she's so old wven the motuary is jealous, are teeths are so yellow, the sun is jealous.
Re: Yo Mamma, by nextbeatz(m): 1:37pm On Mar 10, 2008
edosioo:

yo momma is so stupid. she is named ?
edosioo:

yo momma so dumb the only time she hears the number 9 is when she listens to modenine

@ edosioo
They abuse the next person's mom not give props!!! i mean it shows the person's mom is hip hop,
You dumb Dumb
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:59am On Mar 12, 2008
nextbeatz, ur mama so dum she gave birth to you.
Re: Yo Mamma, by edosioo(f): 6:06am On Mar 12, 2008
j unit
yo momma is so dumb . she told u that g-unit is the same as j-unit
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:44pm On Mar 13, 2008
edioso ur mamma so dum, she is not really your mama,she forgot where she put you.
Re: Yo Mamma, by edosioo(f): 5:46am On Mar 14, 2008
@j unit
yo momma is as dumb as sharn06., she got permanently banned for commiting the same offence 3 times
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 1:50pm On Mar 24, 2008
yo momma is so dumb she sent me a fax wit a stamp on it

yo momma is so ugly she went to a stripper club and got paid to put her clothes on,
Re: Yo Mamma, by deola1(m): 3:27pm On Mar 26, 2008
what! u guyz are off the chain shocked
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 9:41am On Mar 28, 2008
deola ur momma's so ugly when she was born they taught she was d real baby's poo so they kept waitin 4 d real baby
Re: Yo Mamma, by FLOWSHOW: 11:56am On Mar 28, 2008
lol markolini u dey craze
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 4:14pm On Mar 28, 2008
flow u moma is so dumb when she bought her sanitary pad she poured urine on it, when asked y she did it,she said she was testing it's durability,

your moma is so ugly she can't get a plastic surgery, everytime she goes to the hospital they go outta business
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 6:29pm On Mar 30, 2008
sumone plssssss diss my mama, joey u started d thread u ain't said nuffin yet, y u at??
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 2:27pm On Apr 02, 2008
nobody wants to post right?
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:30pm On Apr 07, 2008
markolini your mama so ugly that when she was born your grandma threw her away but away threw her back.
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 9:07pm On Apr 08, 2008
lol nice one

your moma is so ugly when she was thrown into a heap of dirt they couldn't find her, she blended perfectely wit the trash

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