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Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 7:40pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
Yo mamma so dumb She shoot you with a knife and stab you witta gun |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Joecoollorenzo(m): 10:45pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
Kinda wonder u white or black but ur bitchy crazy momma so dark she ones the torch to look herself in d mirror. Hahahahaha |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 12:21am On Oct 28, 2010 |
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder, |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Joecoollorenzo(m): 2:06pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Just like u, ur momma soooooooo fat that they use helicopter to get just her tiny waist measurement. Lool |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 10:56pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says, 'to be continued', |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Joecoollorenzo(m): 4:16am On Nov 01, 2010 |
Ur mother so short, i cud pocket her |
Re: Yo Mamma, by maniakz: 1:21pm On Nov 01, 2010 |
yo momma'z zo ztupid dat zhe tot an eclipze iz d end of the world. yo momma'z zo dumb dat wen i prezz d door bell zhe went to check the microwave. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by maniakz: 6:03pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
yo momma iz zo ztupid dat ztupidity can't define her |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 3:06pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres |
Re: Yo Mamma, by MAC3: 10:17pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for petrol money |
Re: Yo Mamma, by DCee3TReeT: 9:04pm On Nov 13, 2010 |
yo mamma so lonely so she had 2 get a boyfriend so urgly. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 3:42pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
ur mama entered into an ugly pageant and they told her no proffesionals allowed |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 4:44pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Yea yea' ur momma is so nice she has'nt seen her own kitty! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by phraze(m): 4:54pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
yo mama so funny, i tot her long ears and nose was bug bunnies |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 4:29pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 12:26pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
ur mom is so stupid, she heard it was chilli outside then she went to get a bowl |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 6:25pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Lol@phraze u dey craze, ^^^ur momma's so LaMe she does'nt knw ur NaMe! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 5:46pm On Dec 25, 2010 |
Yo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 10:08am On Dec 26, 2010 |
Your momma's so dumb and such a fat-meat she named u after her incorrectly! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 3:00pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Your momma so Fat she causes pede§trian G0-§l0w' on the bridge! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 5:18pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Yo mama so skinny her nipplez touch. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 7:28pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Your momma so dumb she only kn0ws and says 'D' word! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 8:08pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Your momma so hungry she hoped to take a Bite @ gala Nite! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 8:20pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
This is the one individual matter I am aware of.. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 9:02pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Your momma s0 loud she bring§ EQUALIZER 2000 bck 2 sale's and starr's 2011' |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 2:46pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
your mama so dum she thought nairaland was a da capital of nigeria |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 3:13pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Your momma so OLD she invented SCHOOL! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 10:17pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Huh! You r still breathing?? I thought i already buried yo momm'as a*ss lol well your momma so foggy and used you locked her BACK in the YARD! |
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