markolini, ur mama so stupid she had an aborted you but you didn't wanna die.

J UNIT, yo mama is so ugly she gave u a nickname after her middle name, JUNK  , JUNK UNIT {J UNIT}

markolini your mamma so old her breast milk is now powder milk.

J UNIT u moma is so dumb she prepared indomie (pepper soup style) and ate i wit pounded yam

your mamma so dumb she gave birth to you

guy abeg go sit down u no get lines

yo moma is so black her surname was changed to PENUMBRA (total darkness)

your mamma's i-q is has little has her height.

am wastin my time wit u, let me give u one last one n then go
search a worthy opponent,

junit u moma is so ugly they thought she was the aftermat of hurricane katrina

YOUR MAMMAS ARE THE CLUMSIEST SHITS IN OUR WORLD
SO DARK, THAT THEY CAN BE CALLED DARK LORDS
SHOULD I SAY LORDESS, OH MY GOODNESS,
YOUR MAMMAS ARE BITCHES, AND THEIR ***** ITCHES.

makavele ur momma is d only reason the word DISGUSTING was created

WHY DIDNT YOU NAME YOURSELF MACARONNI
I GUESS YOUR MOMMA ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI,
AND SHE DON'T KNOW THE LETTER T
STANDS FOR MOTHERHOOD "TRAUMA"
THATS WHAT SHE GOT
AND SHE AIN HOT

@MAkavele

Your Momma's so stupid that when she gave birth to you, she called the Doctor over and asked whose child you were?

MAKARONIIIIII
THATS WHAT I CALL YA
CAN YOU HEAR THE BELL, YOUR MOMMA IS ABOUT TO LOSE YA.
DONT Bleep WITH ME, COS YOUR MOMMA AINT MY TYPE
I GUESS I WOULD GIVE HER CANCER THAT'S GOT THE HYPE
NEXT TO ME, IS YOUR BAD ASS MOM
SHE'S MY TOY, I DRINK HER LIKE RUM
GO TO SCHOOL, KID, MAMMA AINT COMING BACK
THE NEXT THING U'LL SEE IS HER GRAVE, COS MAKAVELE GAVE HER A WHACK

u's sorry sight maine as wretched as a goat
your moma was a wee wench when she passed out on a coach
driven near madness cuzz she gave birth to a roach(you)
go to school lil' boy or your moma u gonn loat

@Markolini

WHERE SHOULD I START FROM ~ YOUR MAMMA'S ASS IS FROZEN
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT 10 PLUS 2 MAKES A DOZEN
YOU'VE GOT A CRAZY MAMMA ~WHO LOOKS LIKE A FLAMINGO
I COULD RIDE HER ON MY BED LIKE ZE ROBERTO
YOUR MAMMA THINKS SHE'S AS HOT AS THUNDER
BUT WITH MY FINGERS I COULD Bleep HER "UNDER"
HER **** STINKS LIKE A BIN
I COULD THROW MY DIRT IN THERE, I COULD SLAP HER CHIN
UR MAMMA IS A BABY-MAKING MACHINE
SHE GOES BANANAS WHEN I IGNITE MY ENGINE
MY ADVISE IS "U BETTER WATCH UR MOUTH"
WHEN AM THRU WITH DISSING YOU ~ YOU BETTER NOT POUT
Bleep 'EM, YOUR MAMMA AND YOU
AS I WOULD ALWAYS SAY, GO AHEAD AND KISS MY BUTT

@ makavele

makavele u know ~u mom's cunt is rotten
she's dirties wench~i ever stuck my cock in
am sure she takes her bath in tubs filled wit skunk spray
she doesn't know a word of english smells like a snail
us a lil boi so i ain't gonn diss u
u should learn to bow when d bigger men approach u
nairaland note/u fukc u use 1 condom
remember u use six when it makavele's dumb mum

@Markolini

it's a pity i dissed your mom, am the macho
i guessed she left your dad, because he's a homo (sexual)
he bleeped your cranked ass like i did your momma
hmnnn, she tastes pretty good, i mean sour
its crazy u had a mom like jezebel
next week is her funeral, so am ringing the bell
of death, yeah and thats the fact
your momma keeps begging me for a wack
i love your momma's *****
shit, i get it 10 times a day

ur mom is worst thing dat ever happened to humanity
stretch marks allover one would she was scar city
her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat
when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach

what is it you are talking about

ok i'll xplain
(your mom is worst thing that ever happened to humanity)
am sure u know wat dat means
(stretch marks allover one would she was scar city)
means she has stretch marks like she was a city of scars
(her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat)
her breast slackened from feeding makavele who is a goat
(when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach)
anytime he asks for meat she gives him a bowl of cockroach

hope u dig ??peace out

@dayong

we're dissing each other's mom,,,,,,,,,,,,,me and MARKOLINI

@MArkolini

its pretty good i got a roach for a mum
but its all bad that she swam in my cum
when i bleeped her and i she i kissed
i think makavele, she misses me
ur momma taste incredibly bitter
so u aint got a momma, am ur babysitter\
am spanking ur ass, bad ass son
am bleeping ur momma, am grinding her **** like rum

am looking at my rearview
i can see a bitch thats new
am gonna take the fool for a ride
and plunge into her **** that's wide
who's this bitch on the block
it's markolini's mom sucking c**k
always dashing out blowjobs like dat's her job
damn, what can i say, jerk
your momma carried you for 3
months, and that's why u aint got a spleen
your head's too small, lil' boy
you don't add up to half, lil' toy

hahaha u juss dissed urself fucko
son go get a life or u'll be hanged on ur time zone
i waste time dissin u,u waste of spit
i juss logout now n let u go to sleep

OH MY GOODNESS, THE bleeper JUST LOGGED OUT
HE LIED, I REALLY GOT HIS BRAIN LOCKED OUT
LIKE KATRINA, I GOT HIM SWEPT OUT
NOW, MY PROPHECY, AM SENDING HIM OUT (OF THIS THREAD)
ITS A SHAME, YOU COULDNT FACE MAKAVELE
HMM, I THINK YOU BETTER GO WATCH THE TeeVee
CARTOONS WERE MADE FOR YOU AND YOUR MOMMA
GOES PINK LIKE FLOWERS WHEN ITS COMES TO SUMMER

son/ y would i wanna logout cuzz o u/
u dumbest thing/ i seen after shrek 2/

i hope to be in the battle of the illiest
just to prove, that markolini is the wackest

markavele, what da flip yo mamma so dump she wanted to name you makelele cause you are as black as night, but she forgot the spelling, such a fool.

@ J-UNIT

Really, i guessed your momma fancied your pappa being gay
dats why she couldnt help u differentiate a G from a J

@ makavelele]

yo mamma has no taste in men, that is why she ended up eith you.

@ makavelele

yo mamma so fat we are in her right now.

@ makavelele

yo mamma so fat when she wears a yallow jersey people shout "taxi"

@ markelele

yo mamma so stupid that she puts on lip stick on her head just to make up her mind