gluv01:

Don't vex ma... was just confused on how to spell the name. My apologies plz

Yea when u are on antenatal some things might appear confusing , just relaxed your mind and pls don't reply this comment it may give you more headache and confusion . Remember its a boy

ITbomb:
Yea when u are on antenatal some things might appear confusing , just relaxed your mind and pls don't reply this comment it may give you more headache and confusion . Remember its a boy

ITbomb:
Remember its a boy

no its a girl

Br3nd4: no its a girl

Don't talk to me , I said make you come woo me u no gree

ITbomb:
Don't talk to me , I said make you come woo me u no gree

say what Ure my son for chrissakes

Br3nd4: say what Ure my son for chrissakes

I told you! Let's get rid of him!

Mazi_Omenuko:

I told you! Let's get rid of him!

You had your chance during the 9 months , now it's too late.
If you are not ready to give me siblings , I will do what is expedient to keep the bloodline pure.
You may have to go cos I will ' Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining the koko in my own way.'

Mazi_Omenuko: The concluding part of this work. . .

www.nairaland.com/1243124/nysc-ppa-place-promiscuous-assignment

Thanks for staying put. Please do minimise the chats so we don't have to get to 300 pages

thank God, d chit-chat dat presumably drove d likes of Efe away will definitely subside...God, you are great!!!

Well m finally hia; do I go ryt wen IT bomb z nt left or do I go left wen gluv z nt ryt? Anyway, @Mazi, iwu ezigboteh dachi, iburoh Messi, but Nwanne ikpa ga ha, and ife ba ra aba aba go, mokwero iba, iteh ya vaseline. Tuale 2 a gud writa lyk giwan. And eji kwam style na ana ba ta owem officialy na diz ogba koh of diz igwe nmadu. Ka odi kwa ka aneh me.

Does anyone has a translated version of the above in English?

ITbomb:
You may have to go cos I will ' Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining the koko in my own way.'

Now I've got to change my mind about your mum. Still value my life!

ITbomb:
You had your chance during the 9 months , now it's too late.
If you are not ready to give me siblings , I will do what is expedient to keep the bloodline pure.
You may have to go cos I will ' Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining the koko in my own way.'

WTF? IT hope all is well.. Do i have to call the police. Thats a threat ya know

I believe in destiny, its not by mistake that i stumbled into this work, and its not by mistake that for the first time ever i have followed a post page to page from genesis through revelation...Thanks sir mazi, # to my self, this guys damn good#

^ ^ thanks sir for the kind complement.

Wheeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At last i have reached d last page...
Kudos!!!!
am sure if u start a religion today... u go get plenty followers

notwithstanding...dnt mind dos dat come to pull u down...focus on ur work... u will get der...
when i started reading ur piece... even my wife had to complain... wetin dey go on Nairaland..

will follow ur oda works...tho i started with d sex addict(calabar) tread...

i doff ma hat 4 d Boss!!!

@Mazi
Project Like has already begun. If you notice, you older posts are smiling with Likes.
Pardon me for not contributing much. Im still struggling to catch up with you (page 60 right now). I dont want to post some bunch of retrogressive comments.
Pray that I catch up so dat we can b in sync. Happy new week my compatroits. Love you all...

Mazi_Omenuko:
The crowd screamed and jumped up hysterically as I opened my eyes and wondered why they were laughing at me. I was not the first player that fell on the pitch that day, why all the excitement at my falling.
My team mates rushed towards me with looks of excitement, all 10 of them with the goalkeeper.

What was so special about my fall?

Then I heard the sounds of goal as my team mates jumped on top of me; all 10 of them.

I felt like I was fainting, I struggled to breathe, the pain in my head was gradually subsiding but that on my hips was fierce.

Finally, my team mates stood up and Sanni dragged me up and hugged me.

"You just saved us!" He exclaimed.

This is d best goal celebration Ive ever read. I could see myself standing just beside d right-side goal post. I even celebrated too...You are good...

I couldn't tell why the keeper decided to dive in a direction opposite to where my gaze was fixed. Maybe he thought I was bluffing, but I wasn't. I kicked the ball exactly at the right hand side of the goalkeeper where my gaze was earlier fixed, but he dived towards his left and the ball rolled into the net.

The shouts and cheers that followed was unprecedented! My team mates rushed towards my direction, but remembering the suffocating experience I had earlier on, I had to run away. . .

Keepers and their presumptions ehhh

^ ^ yea, I noticed that too. My fans learnt a lot from you, my next work, the concluding part of this work started yesterday and they have been clicking the lick button in appreciation.

Thanks.

mazi you are too much,for keeping me glue to nairaland, i have to loggin to comment on your write up.kudos and keep the good work.

Mazi_Omenuko you are a Nairaland god.
YOU ALMOST MADE ME ANSWER QUERY IN THE OFFICE BECAUSE OF MY LOUD UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER....it was when i was reading the part when you told a babe something about God doesn't dwelling in a dusty place abi na dirty place just to get into her pants.
ABEGI 10 GBOZA FOR YOU JARE

And where is mabebe now? I come in Peace, not war plz

gluv01: And where is mabebe now? I come in Peace, not war plz

Babe, don't let the fans get to you. Don't e-dump me now!

m here, go n cal all d trouble makers here

Mazi_Omenuko:

Babe, don't let the fans get to you. Don't e-dump me now!

i hope m nt d fans ur talkin abt, ur babe na my padi. If i vex, i'l gv her any oda mazi dat wil nt even luk @ anoda e-babe...hehehe

mabebe1:
i hope m nt d fans ur talkin abt, ur babe na my padi. If i vex, i'l gv her any oda mazi dat wil nt even luk @ anoda e-babe...hehehe

mmmuuuuaaaaahhhhh!!! That's why I have a friend

Mazi_Omenuko:

Babe, don't let the fans get to you. Don't e-dump me now!

Shey you want to enjoy? I trusted you...I boasted proudly about you. And now this? Except your fans, did you do it with her?

No we didnt do 'it'

Br3nd4: No we didnt do 'it'

any witness 2 dat effect...i'l bring my lie-detector test kit 2morw..@gluv, mk sure u gv my godpikin bobby 2 suck o.
Gud nyt @br3nd4,gluv

Kai...una no dey tire? Na wao!

lookin for d concludin part?
here it is...
www.nairaland.com/1243124/nysc-ppa-place-promiscuous-assignment/

Where is that akporoko petokey wey dey run mouth like vulture.
U wan do notice me, fvrk u!!!!!!
If u wanna incite anyone again amma gonna arrange for your prolong ban.
.
And for princesa, the level of addiction to Mazi is getting to frustration and desperation which has caused some aggressive tendencies.
I won't doubt that you do have wet dreams of Mazi fighting u , over powering u and r.aping u.
Its like you love it rough.
Mazi pls save her life , give her what she wants